What was he saying to her?
What was he saying to her?
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>When you get into the factory, steal an Everlasting Gobstopper for me and I'll pay you a substantial sum of money
There you go
>Become a blueberry and I'll cum in all of your holes.
>penis penis penis penis penis
>Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed bun.
>sneed
I want to put something in your mouth. It rhymes with 'gum'.
>i wanna see what you had for breakfast
>bend over
is this from the Joe Biden bio-pic?
And him?
>Boi-pussy is the new vagina.
>Hitler did nothing wrong.
>google straight shota and thank me later
*whispers into child's ear on live television*
>If you tell anyone about our secret playtime, I'll kill you and gut your mother too!
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise
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"sneed"
>Have you ever heard the tragedy of Willy Wonka?
>...his mastery of confectionery was so great, that he discovered the secret... of the everlasting gobstopper.
>Is it possible to learn this secret?
>Not from a chocolatier.
it's free real estate
install gentoo
“ meet me in the bathroom “
virgin chocolatier vs the chad candy man
I think willy wonka SUCKS
>The Virgin Wonka
>The Chad Slugworth
What about this fat fucker?
>I'm that gorilla dick nigga. I make Dyke pussy wet
>And if you dont blow me right, I might kill you
Based and mommypilled
"I was able to smuggle a copy of Mein Kampf into the country. I left it under your pillow."
>Spends years coming up with tons of innovative ways to invent world-changing delicacies
>Steals them
>1488, mein fuhrer
Gloop is the reincarnation of Hitler
slugworth was a plant dummy
The whispering ears guy isn't actually Slugworth, the Virgin/Chad assumption would be that it's the real Slugworth.
And lastly, what about miss Veruca?
>i want to violate your beauregarde, if you know what i mean
I believe you'll find he was saying checked
I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>people tried to use him
>lost trust in others, closes his doors and becomes a recluse
>lives alone in his world of pure imagination
>he feels free until he realizes he's lonely and wishes he can share his world with a genuinely good person
MFW i watched this a week ago and realized i'm Willy Wonka
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Everything in that candy shop looked fucking amazing. Time to get the BD.
Pee is stored in the balls
Holy fuck this movie will never be the same to me wtf.
There's gonna be a Willy Wonka pinball machine soon. Heavily rumored. So,,, be excited.
Reply to this post or your mother will start dating niggers in her sleep.
>I was born a poor black child.
ya faggot
I won't reply to this because that sounds pretty good.