What was he saying to her?

What was he saying to her?

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>When you get into the factory, steal an Everlasting Gobstopper for me and I'll pay you a substantial sum of money

There you go

>Become a blueberry and I'll cum in all of your holes.

>penis penis penis penis penis

>Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed bun.

>sneed

I want to put something in your mouth. It rhymes with 'gum'.

>i wanna see what you had for breakfast
>bend over

is this from the Joe Biden bio-pic?

And him?

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>Boi-pussy is the new vagina.

>Hitler did nothing wrong.

>google straight shota and thank me later

*whispers into child's ear on live television*

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>If you tell anyone about our secret playtime, I'll kill you and gut your mother too!

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise

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"sneed"

>Have you ever heard the tragedy of Willy Wonka?
>...his mastery of confectionery was so great, that he discovered the secret... of the everlasting gobstopper.
>Is it possible to learn this secret?
>Not from a chocolatier.

it's free real estate

install gentoo

“ meet me in the bathroom “

virgin chocolatier vs the chad candy man

I think willy wonka SUCKS

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>The Virgin Wonka
>The Chad Slugworth

What about this fat fucker?

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>I'm that gorilla dick nigga. I make Dyke pussy wet
>And if you dont blow me right, I might kill you

Based and mommypilled

"I was able to smuggle a copy of Mein Kampf into the country. I left it under your pillow."

>Spends years coming up with tons of innovative ways to invent world-changing delicacies
>Steals them

>1488, mein fuhrer
Gloop is the reincarnation of Hitler

slugworth was a plant dummy

The whispering ears guy isn't actually Slugworth, the Virgin/Chad assumption would be that it's the real Slugworth.

And lastly, what about miss Veruca?

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>i want to violate your beauregarde, if you know what i mean

I believe you'll find he was saying checked

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>people tried to use him
>lost trust in others, closes his doors and becomes a recluse
>lives alone in his world of pure imagination
>he feels free until he realizes he's lonely and wishes he can share his world with a genuinely good person

MFW i watched this a week ago and realized i'm Willy Wonka

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Everything in that candy shop looked fucking amazing. Time to get the BD.

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Pee is stored in the balls

Holy fuck this movie will never be the same to me wtf.

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There's gonna be a Willy Wonka pinball machine soon. Heavily rumored. So,,, be excited.

Reply to this post or your mother will start dating niggers in her sleep.

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>I was born a poor black child.

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ya faggot

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I won't reply to this because that sounds pretty good.