Its a Bond thread

Uncle was kino

He's too beefy, Bond isn't some macho american hero. He drinks martinis and womanizes, yo nigga looks like he'd rather be bulking

Easy enough problem to solve. Cavill like most action actors just has to cycle off his steroids and HGH. He'll slim down fast.

It's not even that good on its own, the Bourne films from that era are all superior.

He does that and he'd be absolutely perfect.

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Isn't that from Marnie?

Henry Cavill as Bond and Armie Hammer as Felix Leiter pls.

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You know Connory was a bodybuilder and Mr. Universe contestant who’d never worn a suit until he played Bond.

Cavill being jacked is fine.

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it's From Russia With Love.

As long as he's not bulked like MoS, he would be a great Bond. Who am I kidding, they're going to choose a black (or nigger as I like to call them) or make Bond a woman.

I warmed to Cavill playing Bond even more after the recent MI film.

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Cavill's image is already associated with another famous character

They will never pick him

Kino

>mfw both your films are better than all four of brosnan's combined

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2019 jacked is FAR different from pre-1960 jacked

When Craig started out in the role he wasn't exactly skinny and found a nice balance I feel.

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It seems your hippos are not as famished as you claim, Mr. Bond. A shame...

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This was peak Craig. I wished they just relased Bond movies from 2006-2010 all in a row. By Skyfall he was way too old for the role.

I like Craig a lot but it's still bizarre that he went from the new hotness to old washed up Bond in two films. I know Skyfall was the 50th anniversary so they wanted to use that story but it's bizarre.

>This was peak Craig

He did peak at Casino Royale, which is unfortunate because it was his first film. They should get back Martin Campbell to direct when they reboot the franchise with a new actor.

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How can one one be so based? fuck they should have given him Golden Eye

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*Man

You can't take Goldeneye away from Brosnan it was his only really good film - he was an excellent Bond throughout though.

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*Bobd

Oh you have bad taste. I get it.

Based Bobd. Based trips.

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>Not completely bori-
Oh wait

>What makes it even worse is that so many "fans" still shill Casino Royale and believe it's one of the best Bond movies
>The last good Bond movie was TWINE

Get out.

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Personally, I think his projects were the best ones

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Has anyone noticed that outside of Superman Cavill is playing roles that are similar to Bond. He is actively telling MGM "Hello there, I believe I'm the right person for the job".

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I was a bit weirded out when Bond was given a pizza guy disguise, and the pizza feeding scene was a bit out-there.
Overall though his works aren't too bad.

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Post best bond songs

youtube.com/watch?v=PSbj2Mx2By8

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Yes. Eon productions and the Broccoli clan usually go for someone who isn't that well known for a new Bond so the chance of him being chosen is slim. If he really wants the part maybe he can appeal to Barbara and say he won't command too high wages.

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>usually go for someone who isn't that well known for a new Bond
Not necessarily. Moore (The Saint) and Brosnan (Remington Steele) were reasonably known and played roles that were practically ongoing auditions for Bond. I think it's entirely possible for EON/MGM and the Broccoli's to seriously consider Cavill.

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For me in no particular order, it's...

The Bond theme itself
youtube.com/watch?v=U9FzgsF2T-s

Goldfinger
youtube.com/watch?v=6D1nK7q2i8I

Live and Let Die
youtube.com/watch?v=b07Z_qfchFk

For Your Eyes Only
youtube.com/watch?v=8kNksLL0sv4

Licence to Kill
youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8_LTu07Jo

Goldeneye
youtube.com/watch?v=4hGQ97tCTOs

The Spy Who Loved Me is my favourite
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Actual Bond consideration coming through.

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What about this guy for bond

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Looks like Bradley Cooper.
Looks like Dalton. But do you want Bond to be a period piece or set in current day like it had been since the 60's?

Get back, nerds lmao.

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Is the world ready for two blonde Bonds in a row?

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Yeah. Besides Cavill. Stevens has a chance for sure.

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Oh yeah, I'd watch that.

Who should sing the next Bond's theme?

Brosnan aged like a fucking god. Time will tell with Craig. The rest look like ass except Dalton looks alright

>Time will tell with Craig

Craig is already starting to show it. Being married to a Rachel Weisz will suck the life out of you tbqh.

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>Who should sing the next Bond's theme?
Give Muse a second chance. Here's their rejected Skyfall theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=avM_UsVo0IA

>Who should sing the next Bond's theme?

Jessie Ware. It'll probably be someone like Dua Lipa though, who I don't overly mind tbqh.

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Fucking based. I prefer this to the actual theme, much more Bond

NIGGERS....FUCK NIGGERS

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delet this.

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reminder that 95% of bond flicks are below capeshit tier tripe and only delusional boomers could possibly believe otherwise

I really like Fleming's writing style, although I've only read casino royale so far

Gotta be 18+ to post here, bud. I'm only 21 but Bond is a based franchise

What about the bonus situation?

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>They should have given Dalton Goldeneye
Fuck that they should have given Brosnan Living Daylights and License to Kill

>capeshit

Opinion discarded.

Both Dalton and Brosnan were good Bonds so they're interchangeable. It's just a shame Brosnan had the writers he did after Goldeneye.

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was this the only bond where his undercover identity was a homosexual?

I enjoyed Dr.No. The thing read like a screed against race mixing.

Are you confusing that with the film Boat Trip?

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>liking childrens movies and being proud of it

>instantly goes from the floor to swinging a lamp
was this direct to dvd?

k e k

but no, in OHMSS it's heavily implied that his cover identity as the scientist was a homosexual. they could've just come out and say it, it was a different time

I always thought he was just being an autistic scientest type

based roger moore being self deprecating

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They should definitely dye his hair darker like they did for the Goose in Bladerunner.

Bobd

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Unironically Kanye West
youtu.be/hLRUVURf4NU
Or Adele again or Lady Gaga/Dua Lipa or Arctic Monkeys or Muse. I just hope it's not SIA.

Going from Downton Abbey to that is pretty good going.

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remember that picture he posted on instagram of him standing in Times Square with a BvS billboard behind him wearing a shirt with the superman logo on it around the time of its release and the caption saying that not a single person recognized him? he'll be fine

>Muse
yikes, I'd rather get Sam Smith again

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it's a bigger shame that those writers never fucking left since then. Casino Royale was good because it was mostly written by Paul Haggis. Same for Skyfall with John Logan. I was so excited when they announced that John Hodge was going to write the script for Bond 25 by himself back when Danny Boyle was directing it. Instead now it's going to be written by Purvis & Wade again. As interested as I am with Cary Fukunaga directing it, I don't have much hope for the script

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>being a CR fag
get out

You always had an inflated opinion of yourself

what did zorin mean by this?

>get out

no u

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We have to accept Bond as we love him is dead. UK is cucked and the same with the US. Sexism, womanizing and un politically correct shit will not go away because they don’t have the balls anymore.

The last good Bond film was Goldeneye

>I'd rather get Sam Smith again
YIKES.

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This tbqh, it's time that the franchise is retired.

even Eva can't save that piece of shit

Can you imagine if they just fuck if and the new Bond is slapping women’s asses, smoking, fucking 12 women in a single women,

Do you think Idris could realistically be the next one?

they take a stupid amount of time beween each of these movies now for some reason, by the time Bond 26 is ready to film Idris will just be too old. Maybe not for 1 movie, but sequels? Nah. It'd be a waste of time for everyone involved when they could go for someone younger and guarantee them being in multiple films for the next 10-15 years. I could see them getting Elba as the villain though.

John Logan's draft of Spectre had Blofeld as an African warlord. I wonder if they were planning on getting Elba to play him? Couldn't have been any worse than Christoph Waltz in the finished film with his "what if Blofeld had no personality and did nothing for the entire movie?" take on the role

>fucking 12 women in a single women
Alrighty then.

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Oh now I remember what truly made the mighty bond franchise fall for me, it was Sam Smith.

A View to a Kill and Die Another Day were both perfectly acceptable but Sam fucking Smith is where you draw the line? I hate that song, don't get me wrong, but it's not even the worst Bond theme to come out this century. Or even the worst Bond theme in the Craig era for that matter

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Writing up my own Bond film, lads.