Saturday night

>no friends, no gf, no family
So I'm here, drinking to the screen

>how does time work

Because my fiancee is finally fucking gone for a couple days and I am about to drink heavily, jerk off to the nastiest shit, and watch only the absolute best of the best of the best shit I can lay my eyes on until that crazy bitch comes back.

Yes it's 11:40 AM. Yes I'm drinking vodka as if it were water in a desert oasis after I'd trekked 40 miles through sand dunes.

>2:40 PM in the afternoon
>Alcoholic
>Broke

I'm doing what I do every day. Sipping on a $1 24oz 8% can.

This right here. This guy understands. I have two kids and a wife. I don't remember the last time I got a day to be a complete degenerate, be drunk and just jerk off to some weird shit. Pretty sure I had to make up a work emergency and do it in my office so two little fucking brats wouldn't be banging on the door.

Can't answer you but I can tell you that everytime that image is posted it makes me laugh

Same but I have a family
we'll make it one day user

There is no fate but what we make

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> I have now taken over your thread youtube.com/watch?v=I4_3PVFSUxE

I have some hair on my legs that are just under the skin. Should I be trying to free them?

this in a nutshell

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It's afternoon.
I'm here because I don't have money and chances with girls so I stay on the internet.

I've got the flu but still got shitfaced yesterday so I'm watching comfy movies tonight.
Is The Orville comfy?

>Pretty sure I had to make up a work emergency
YEA. This guy's on the level. Good luck buddy.

You're too late, It's 3:47 a.m. here.
I just wasted another day like always (neet for almost a year)

I don't know

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It's just fucking unbearable sometimes.

>Be trying to take a shit
>Bang on door
>Daddy, Oliver won't let me play with his trainset
>"Then play with another one of your thousand toys"
>But I want to play with the trainset
>Oh and can I stay up late tonight? Mommy said to ask you
>"No"
>Mommy, daddy said no
>user, why can't she stay up late tonight
Goddamnit, everyone do what they want and let me take a shit in peace.

They're screaming as I even type this over who the fuck knows.

>night
hah. its still bright here and i havent wasted my entire saturday yet.

thats what you euroniggers get for living in the future and not warning us about 9/11.

based

Hahahahaha
Hey bud, you're a hero. They won't be able to appreciate your grinning and bearing it, but just know you well deserve any moments to yourself and you're entitled to your momentary disgust and hatred of your entire situation. You're not a monster for being selfish sometimes. I know it's easy to generally blow off steam, but it can be harder (at least for me) realizing that it's in no way wrong or immoral or unsupportive to say "fuck you all and fuck off" sometimes.
God I hope you have a good wife dude.

i was invited out by a girl I like but her basedfriend would come with us and I backed out because of autism, sorry Bane.

your weakness has cost the lives of four others

I have money, but I no longer believe trying to engage people is worth it, they will always dismiss me as a weirdo and forget me.

Wish I could be happy in spite of this.

One of my ex's invited her friend to our first date because she was worried
I went anyway
I fucked that bitch for 6 years
Then we moved across the country, afterwards she took my life savings, my career, literally all of my belongings, I had no place to stay and no job or friends (she destroyed every relationship I had with anyone through being a conniving bitch) completely and utterly ruined my life
she's married twice since then in the last three years and she was married once before me
tl;dr if someone wants to bring a friend to a date don't do it ever
you were wise

i just woke up

I just made a Amber Heard thread, it's picking up nicely

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Depressed, no energy again and my sleep schedule sucks. no idea how to get out of this. Atleast i have reading week to try to figure it out

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> IVE BECOME SO NUMB

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i miss the days of us all gathering in a chatroom and someone would be streaming a movie. Those were some of the best weekends of my life!

I just got off work and they were doing some sort of free health check (data mining) at the supermarket I work at. I’m healthy but the worst part was I saw a girl I used to know in high school who is now a fucking pharmacist and was running the whole study while I’m working at a fucking supermarket. Yeah I’m thinking it’s time to get super drunk and try not to neck myself.

Made a big batch of jungle juice for a party at a friends house last night. Got a little too sauced and I’m kinda hungover, so I’m just gonna chill at home with my gf, drink a 40, and watch some kino.

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Thank you, I no longer feel bad about staying home.

No it's 2:18 fuckface

i’m a cringe phoneposter, so i shitpost when i’m on the can downtown

Waiting until midnight when it's safe to leave the house and get me Saturday night kebab.
Doner w chilli sauce and all the salad.
Gonna have a sore arse tomorrow!

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Whoa a time traveler