How do I acquire a punk girlfriend?

How do I acquire a punk girlfriend?

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But why?

be in the age range of 49-69

How do I become the gf... as a joke of course haha...nnnot that I want to look like that or be dressed like that or anything haha...

Hope you like jail.

Punk girls appreciate a lot of the same things regular girls do, but with some obvious and not-so-obvious differences. If you want to attract a punk girl, dress nice and neat but not too formally, always be ready with a joke or witty comment, compliment her on her speech or manners, be positive when it's good or don't speak when it's bad - the strong silent type, snap your fingers when you get an idea, be informative and polite, display useful skills not related to her interests, display in-depth knowledge of an area of her interest, be on time and reliable, be fun and spontaneous, have good hands and know your way around a woman, and look her in the eyes 80% of the time.

You're fucking retarded. I just wanted to post this bitch

Be a heroine/coke dealer and have a big cock. That's about it, honestly.

How do I acquire an electronic/house/vaporwave gf?

>silky tights

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that's a goth girl, this is a punk

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Made to love each other.

They're both fucking e-girls with no personality.

Good be alright if she got rid of the clown face.

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Cute girl but terrible look

I want to get three punk girls that are totally into cock worship 24/7 and also will take turns cooking and also pay the bills and arrange activities and book flights and air bnbs and shit

most goth/punk/alt girls only date chads if they're even remotely cute.

your best bet is to find some insecure nerdy girl and convince her to dress alternative for you

Found the guy that doesn't leave his house

i spend a lot time at a university. all the alternative chicks there are with chads

Every punk girl I went to high school with grew up to marry a conservative family values construction worker 10 years older than them. So probably do that. BEWARE THOUGH: They gain weight like a motherfucker once the ring goes on.

I'm short and brown and I'm fucking one of the hottest girls in my area's scene

Don't.

I sometimes see that happen but those construction workers are usually tall muscular good-looking chads that average around 6ft2.

also, they have a full head of hair. no balding since alternative women find balding men gross

any woman that dresses like that unironically is a mentally ill slut that's fucked over 100 guys

Good that means she'll do anal

The only thing I truly desire in life is Siswet in smeared eyeliner and an oversized Minor Threat tshirt.

How do I acquire a shoegaze bf?

how do I get a zoomer alternative Gf who DOESN'T want to take testosterone or call herself they/it?

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yo that's Razorfist

I'm really loving these fashion trends with girls my age now. Love the rouge on the nose, the heavy eyeliner, the constant bare midriff, once we stop having a depression things will really be perfect (and hopefully I'll get someone to play guitar and/or drums with me).
we're all gonna make it bros.

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I listen to shoegaze. I'm bald and ugly though. Want to date?

Go punk in time to 1978 back when punk actually existed.

yikes! zoomers are so cringe. MCR emo chicks never dressed like that.

The zoomer girls are way sexier

Don't care if its cringe, I'm loving it.
>The zoomer girls are way sexier
Thanks. we're mogging and will continue to mog millennials.

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Date rape drugs.
And bondage gear.

kek

I prefer this over 00s scene punk any day. It's way better.

i got a little punk girl folder

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YOU DONT!!!!

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Really?
Well I've got a Punk cell in my basement next to my meat fridge.

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done

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I want to chew lightly on that ass in a playful way.
In front of her mom too.
She can join also.

there's a metal/punk venue I'm planning to spend time at.

I'm hoping to find a cute alt girlfriend there but I'm bald and sort of ugly. most of the women there are millennials and Gen Xers so maybe I'll have some luck :(tsymk

god forbid any of them get globohomo'd like this one Latina who wears makeup, dresses and acts like a female but still injected herself with a fuck load of Test
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this stuff just creeps me out.

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>injected herself with a fuck load of Test
Why do girls do this?
Why do you want to be ugly?
I mean being ugly is pretty fun for scaring children but other than that I don't see the point.

I guess it's just gender dysphoria. I once thought about injecting myself with HRT so I would never stop looking like a cute feminine twink.

I kind of regret I never did that now that I'm an ugly old bald man.

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>I guess it's just gender dysphoria.
No it's you just wanting my cock in your ass and a coping mechanism to being perceived as an inferior man.
But I don't mind, go ahead.
You might be a qt.

>I guess it's just gender dysphoria.
yeah but my take is that person was comfortable dressing like a girl, looking like a girl, doing makeup tutorials like a girl would. and they still got convinced to mess with their body like that. I don't have as much of a problem with it when its those people like Sophie or Cavetown ( see now its music related) because its pretty clear. but I'm genuinely horrified of people with generic body dysmorphia anxiety, etc. ruining and mutilating their bodies and then regretting later in life and killing themselves. I think about it all the time.

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If the tranny is hot, it's fine.
If the tranny is not, hit it with a shovel.

That simple until it stops moving.

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what music would Jade West listen to, Yea Forums?
aside from generic Marilyn Manson microphone fuzz voice song #68.

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but how are they gonna have kids, user?

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none of these are punk or goth. they're all e-thots nothing more. learn to tell the difference.

Mall goth in a cannibal corpse shirt? Literally disgusting and probably 13

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