Comfy saturday night simpsons thread, got my filters on so Sn**dposters need not apply

I'm making a Sneedpost to tell you how I feed,
I want to drive you through the night in your fancy German car.
I'm gonna post something that Moe won't want to hear,
I'm gonna show you suck and fuck, but have no fear.

There's something around you,
In comfy Simpsons threads.
They're posting about you Sneed,
Their (you)s are to blame.

There's city slickers around you,
Who don't know about pH.
Moeposter's going to kill himself,
Jannies going insane.

I'm killing Simpsons threads to tell you how I feel,
I want to mock your Gucci loafers, and gummy bears.
I'm gonna post a Chuck thread to kill one on page 10,
I'm gonna recomend episode 5, of season 11.

City slickers can't plant Tomacco,
And can't take the bants.
They're doing it ironically now,
Stop impersonating me.

There's something around you,
In comfy Simpsons threads.
They say it's like Baneposting,
Different but yet the same.

They're seething about Sneed.
(They're seething about Sneed)
But their (you)s are to blame.
((you)s are to blame)
They're saying Yea Forums is dead
(They're saying Yea Forums is dead)
But it's still the same.

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Unironically kino

... -. . . -..

Every variation of
S N E E D?

Snээd

Filter this, comfyfag

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šñëëđ

Fuck and Suck

sneed

Şnéed's fêėd ând sèed (fóŕmèrlý Cĥućk's)

Imagine being such a weak sissy that you can't handle a bit of sneed banter

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Sneedposters ITT getting triggered as they realize that all their shitposting has been in vein and nobody is actually bothered by them lol

Based and redpilled (formerly cringe and bluepilled)

snööd

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>tfw literally command sneedshitters at my will
>takes me 5 seconds to make a simpsons thread
>dozens of sneedposters will then be forced to tirelessly spam it to hell with their garbage for hours

>tfw what took me mere seconds and I already forgot about ruins the day and life of an average sneedposter
Heh. Dance, puppets.

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$need
(huck

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formerly vain

Oh we're just razzing ya.

Formerly sane

Based and sneedpilled

Petunia

I doubt it

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Based

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Well pardon us

formerly filtered

>Literally olding back tears
lmao

it's saturday morning

Comfy simpsonsposters only spend a few seconds a day on Yea Forums to make a quick thread before going back to fucking their gfs. They also got a good social life, do sports and work a 200k+ job.

Meanwhile sneedheads, due to their time commitment of being omnipresent on Yea Forums, spend 10+ hours a day here and it keeps them from having any of those things. All of them are NEET.

There is really no (s)need for this pic to be 2.64 MB.

Formerly Friday night

based frogposter.

It should be .7-.8 MB max

Chuck

Ok, this was a little funny. Made me chuckle. Sneed on, chucks and fucks.

Formerly figuratively

Ok, this was a little bit funny. Made me sneedle. Formerly chuckle.

finna boutta seed

formerly 2.64 MB.

>Sneedlets are actually just easily exploited (You)machines

Ohnononoono

Sneed
Feed
Knees
Elbows

>this nigga finna get sneed on
>he chuck

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Oh God, I am trying to sleep.

Ok this was a little funny. Made me chuck.

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Ok, this was a little bit funny. Made me suck and fuck.

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actually it's saturday evening here. Sorry I slept 11 hours, woke up at 2pm so I feel numb

The onions boys are loving it.

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rare white/asian mixed sóyboy

I read that in Sneed's voice.

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He's a famous swedish "influencer" and not mixed. 100% vietnamese.

Ironically this is comfyposting because they are actually discussing the joke
Based sneeders BTFOing comfedditors

you're such a fucking moe

I love it

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>What do you honestly think will happen to this thread OP?

It's one more thread to offer evidence to the mods/janitors to crack down on Sneedposters.

Really, everyone should post "Sneed," even if you absolutely hate it, on all threads as a form of accelerationism. Force the mods' hands on the issue.

is the great Sneeposter-Moesposter / Comfyfag alliance the biggest war in Yea Forums history?

>I'M A SICK CHUCK I LIKE A QUICK FUCK

No, but it's certainly the most significant to board health. Pic related is the biggest and will continue to be

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SNEED IS THE MOST REDDIT MEME SINCE DEEP FRIED MEMESHIT

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I've been doing this fpr quite some time. I sneedpost in all tpes of threads and not just on Yea Forums but on every board basically. Just so the mods will realize it's a problem.

The mods and jannies are powerless cucks, they fear the gummy bear planters above all else

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Cringe
This

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To be honest, Sneed is a pretty damn anti reddit meme. It's weird, surreal and post ironic as fuck. Something the redditors would never understand since they suffer from aspergers.

NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED
NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED NO SNEED

How is it anti reddit ?

he just explained it

Formerly based

I'm guessing the redditors would look for explanations to why it is funny when there is no explanation because it isn't funny. Just like they try to dechiffer skits by Tim & Eric because they don't understand them when in reality there is nothing to be understood. Textbook aspergers. This is just another thing that will go over their heads.

sneed is a expression of how this board (or the entire forum at all) is slowly going to shit. Just like this planet

Pretty much. Yea Forums is the board on Yea Forums that is best at representing the contemporary state of the world. There's a reason why the best memes, which later become mainstream, are born here.

The trick to a sneed free simpsons thread is to actually pose a discussion or something worth discussing.

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he is trying to trick us dont trust

This new spin off meme is even worse than the sneed meme though.

Is that how you summon Snëëd?

Is this really a spinoff meme or a counter meme? I can't tell anymore.

No, sneed is a metaphor for the Tomacco plant. It's addictive and hard to stop doing