What are the best deep sea movies?

A whale

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what kind? why does it look so ancient?

how is the water around these docks so deep

is it sick or just very old?

that's hilarious I wonder what he was smelling

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Gray whale maybe. They just look like that.

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pusy

based pusy poster

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generally ports are built in deep water areas so boats can go in and out without scraping the bottom

youtube.com/watch?v=OnvQggy3Ezw

you cant smell under water you dumb fuck

I wonder what life lurks in the lowest depths of the Earth.

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based chad dolphinbro

I can't believe you have to tell another "adult" that but this is Yea Forums.

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youtube.com/watch?v=uQITWbAaDx0

>i was just pretending to be retarded

O_O

Don't talk about your mom that way, user.

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>Yankees

bitch is lucky she didn't get raped with that pre-hensile dolphin dick

says who, dumbshit?!

>Remember, Snake. This is a sneaking mission.

i wonder if Avatar 2 will be a deep sea kino or another jungle with the kids shit.

>tfw normies all dream of swimming with dolphins
>tfw I rather kill myself then swim in a deep pool with a giant fish around me

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Deep Rising

youtube.com/watch?v=aoUUXfk26Cc

that dolphin has a small dick

dolphins are mammals, you brainlet

So ports are built on areas of land that are kind of like cliffs? Where the land doesn't slowly give out to water but directly falls off to a huge expanse of water?

>That's a great white.
>He has it on video.
Christ

youtube.com/watch?v=hHBfp6QC-MY

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even worse

based brainlet poster

youtube.com/watch?v=CSlHYlbVh1c

mammals have hair, dolphin is fish

Sphere

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fuck you i don't know anything about boats

Fucking shapeshifters

not a vore faggot but imagine being swallowed by that. jesus christ. how terrifying.

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no

American education.

>seals are fish

its a little kathulu :3

niggas when they tryin to shoplift

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that's one cute lil nigga

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Yes, that is called the continental shelf and slope. People will also dredge out ports to make them deeper.

youtube.com/watch?v=dW-cfcGGsA0

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>Cambrian life? In MY ocean?
>It's more likely than you think

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"shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit"

wud

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You can taste though. That's how sharks taste blood in the water. Shit, that dolphin was tasting that sweet pussy, he already had his dick out and everything

I've heard their clicks are so fucking loud that it physically hurts to swim close to them when they click, but it's also the only way to get really close to study them like that because unmanned mini subs and other tools just irritate them etc.

>when you roll a successful stealth check

wish we had more deep sea kino movies

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are whales friends or foe

Jesus Christ, the abyss is terrifying.

Why is the deep ocean so much fucking scarier than space?

anyone got the one of that basking shark swimming right by a diver?

frens

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What in the absolute flying Christmas fuck is that thing? That looks like a monster from The Mist, not a goddamn squid.

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Abyss was pretty good

The sphere was alright

but why
he mistakes you for a squid and a second later you are dead

Don't worry the Sperm Whale bro was just being friendly

"bruhs"

Because the problem with space is that it's inhospitable to life, but the problem with the ocean is that it's ultra hospitable to life, which is way scarier.

Imagine the shit that Sperm Whale has encountered in the deep.

why the fuck did this make me laugh so hard

sea slugs are poisonous so they can get away with shit like this, precambrian life wasn't, you could literally pick them up and eat them and they'd taste like calamari, assuming you could survive the 50 celsius water temperature

Don't worry about him dude, worry about the dumb flabby bitches he eats daily

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>tfw your lot in life is to live at the bottom of the ocean sifting through dirt with your mouth every single day until you die

Orcas are whale niggers

pls no

what would happen if a human got swallowed by a whale? Would he survive in its stomach?

killer whales are truly the humans of the sea.

Whales don't eat large animals. They like krill and little fish and shit. You'd just get spat out. Although there's a high probability that you drown in the process.

these niggas are the second biggest creatures to have ever lived. FUCK.

You wouldn't fit down a whale throat, it would spit you out.

What gets me about these deep sea videos is it's the first (and probably last) time those animals ever encounter light. They literally spend their entire lives in pure darkness.

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Their throat is too small to swallow anything but fish and krill. Anecdotally, there was a whaler who was said to have survived inside a whale's stomach for a day, but that's just a tale whaler tale

FUCK SQUIDS. I REPEAT: FUCK SQUIDS!

>this behavior is rarely observed in our community
dey good whales dey didndu nuthin

Duh, and I already thought of that concept long before you. I wrote a story about it when I was in second grade and received an A.

Because gravity does not apply, so the things that live there do not have to "make sense" or have any sort of skeletal structure whatsoever, their only limit in evolution being the depth of the ocean.

On land all of those tangled leggy creatures would look like a pile of wet shit

This shit is so fascinating. Why is only based Jim making movies about it. This is more interesting than new York kike bullshit

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>tfw you have parasites grow on your eyes making nearly completely blind.

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I would if I could

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>second biggest
could've sworn they were the biggest ever

very scary, please don't ever post again

Is the ocean the most terrifying place on earth?

Fucking greenland sharks man
>Be born
>Get PARASITE'd, go blind
>Proceed to live another 500 years blindly looking for food in a cold, desolate stretch of the ocean
Truly a cursed existence

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trimethylamine_N-oxide
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16086821

>Trimethylamine N-oxide is an osmolyte found in saltwater fishes, sharks, rays, molluscs, and crustaceans.

>The smell of rotten fish is one of the characteristics of bacterial vaginosis (BV), and is due to trimethylamine (TMA).

not, that would probably some african or south-american shithole

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i want to fuck that squid pusy

>that one whale whose call is a different frequency so he'll never find a mate
sad stuff

youtube.com/watch?v=r0IQCLQDfKw

When man is confronted with the existential horrors of the abyss.

can they avoid getting the parasite?

>*sniff* *sniff*

fuck

lmao

killer whales are baller af

why is that fish bent?

when you are scubadiving you can hear whale calls but they could easily be 20+ miles away

>Those outcast whales who never felt like they truly belonged, a feeling caused by genetic aberration.
Can you imagine haha

jesus im dying.

>muh cthulu scary teenage monsters are much more terrifying than space
You lack any form of imagination.

This. The same part of the brain processes taste and smell. That's why you can know how shit tastes like without ever tasting it

Jesus, just look at the size of that

That thing would tear you to shreds.

>yfw does sharks aren't even looking or listening
>they are literally feeling for changes in the surrounding electrical/magnetic fields

>if that fish literally moves a muscle it's done for

imagine the fear

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>PORPED.COM

JAY THAT THING IS HURTIN' BRO

So endearing that he's concerned about it and wants to help it.

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Im not american bigot

h-he's fast!

>gib fish pls

I don't think they have any defense mechanism against it. You pretty much go about your life praying you never swim into one

Cute!

Cute little lad. Reminds me of Spore.

SUCCCC

big lumpy frog

Nah, not even.

When I look into space or think about it or see heavenly bodies in pictures, I get feelings of wonder, wanting to explore, and am confounded by the simple massive expanse of it. It's absolutely fascinating in an overwhelming way.

The deep ocean is just a murky depth where things may lurk that seem otherworldly, but are not, and so, it is terrifying. Those are the feelings I get.

+10 Stealth

Yea, they just get health insurance from the jewfish corporation

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>reeeeee

i want a girl to suck my ballsack like that

if they're lucky

evolution is less about survival of the fittest than survival of the toughest, who can deal with the most injuries, parasites and diseases and still survive and reproduce

Fucking athiest zoomers. Read the fucking bible. Yes, you can survive in there.

that's the life of a 52 hertz whale

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Dolphin Scoliosis. It was cast out by his pod for whatever reason, until it found a pod of Sperm Whales that accepted it. I don't know what happened to it, but since dolphins can't dive as deep as Sperm Whales, I doubt it worked out long term. But for as long as it lasted, it must have been beautiful.

tasty tasty mantas

but we can hear him...we can hear him bros.

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what does it matter if you can scream and others can hear when nobody understands

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hearing is the first step to understanding

Absolutely fascinating, the diversity of life on Earth is truly astounding

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dumb fish, can't mimic a simple black and white pattern

>Brother, may i have some fish

protip: your heart is a muscle

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i hope this is bait

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why is it so fast

LMAO at your dumb cuttlefish ass, I can totally see you

/ourguy/

or they just dredge the area

>Aquaman

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kino

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The Abyss and Sphere are my comfy tier

There's nothing in space just barren rocks of different sizes and colours and some flaming spheres. If You're lucky you might find a garden world in the process of spreading life but odds are it'll be highly toxic to you and full of carbon based lifeforms trying to rape and or eat you. Space is a meme, I'm glad none of it will exist in a trillion years. You fucking capeshitters are so stupid. I wish space travel was real so you'd all be up there cramped into a tiny ass ship You can only crawl through for 10 years just to reach some barren colony where you're half choking all the time on the piss poor air slaving away for some jew corporation mining crap to send back to me.

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>lizard people aren't rea-

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Rude.

That's probably a grey whale, they can be over 150 years old

fuck you buddy

nog

That's a big turtle

How do dolphins and whales survive without drinking fresh water?

also
>don't hit puberty til 50 years old

dios mio

Space is the only way humanity will survive, dufus.

what kind of dog is this?

Isn't the exact cellular mechanism behind this still not understood?

doesn't really matter, they probably use sent and electro magnetic senses more than sight

Salt floats to the top of water, the bottom of the ocean where whales and dolphin swim is fresh water.

Whales aren't that retarded

DOLPHIN RAPE CAVES ARE A REAL PHENOMENON

I like this fuckers. :3

Not just any great white, that's a jaws sized great white.

Kys yourself

Don't lie to me.
Generally, salted water is denser that pure water thus has the tendency to sink. So water in the ocean bottom is saltier than the surface water mass.

They're dolphins, user.
It's why they're such assholes.

really? So in theory a human could survive in the open sea if he had a really long straw?

I-Is it eating with its dick?

The clicks are loud enough to rupture hollow organs, but sperm whales are smart enough to click more softly when humans are near. Whales are really kind animals.

Can't they be both?

Why do I find it... sexy?

goddammit user

lonely whales is some of the saddest thing there is:youtube.com/watch?v=nW5cpSl4RAw

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Why would we colonize a distant barren space planet like mars instead of the sahara dessert. Its probably easier to make the sahara liveable than fucking mars. We don't need space travel, we need to treat earth right and stop pajeets and chinks from having kids

If I ever grt the chance I want to harpoon an orca and drag it behind a speedboat, fuck those niggers.

Finding Nemo forever ruined sea turtles for me. i cant see them without imagining a california surfer dude accent

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Cthulu right there.

Wait, you independently came up with "Jonah and the Whale"?

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That thing's fucking huge

also they look like this

and they eat polar bears, one of the most NOPE animals in the animal kingdom

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Not Mars, planets in other solar system using colony ships.

The really big guys are gone.

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youtu.be/G-OVrI9x8Zs

>vampire squid
Neither a vampire or a squid, that nigga is an octopus.

For you

unit

dolphin porn
youtube.com/watch?v=TvLZxG6pB6U&has_verified=1

Why are turtles the best sea creatures?

They're better at controlling the salt concentrations in their blood and excreting excess salt.

You're not fooling me, dracula.
We all know vampires pretend to be other creatures all the time.

Sharks don’t really need their eyes to hunt though

they are

life with an iq of 73

All these shark webms really give them a bad name. They rarely ever attack humans and we don't even think humans taste good. They usually do it by accident, thinking it's a seal. They're pretty intelligent creatures who really don't deserve the bad reputation they have.

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this poster is a shark poster do not listen to its lies

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bumping this epic reddit animal/sea/space therad

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He geniunely wanted to help though

h-he's fast

fuck off roastie!!!!

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That whale posts blade runner 2049 threads

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You cunt!

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This is an on-topic thread about underwater movies, user.

>giving it pats
Is that all the Great Whites ever wanted?

>this is the most powerful predator to have ever lived

>space
dead nothingness
we have not even found hard evidence of life bigger than microbes
>deep ocean
filled with creatures, some which are discovered every week

Dios mio...el goblino...

CLEAN UP TIME, JANNY

He wanted to catch and eat it.

Thanks lad

Great shite

Imagine having every organ in your body squeezed by a giant hand

that's an octopus you dumbass

Any space bros know the status of SpaceX and Blue Origin as of February 2019? Are we going to Mars next year?

I swear that bitch is gonna get ripped to shreds one day, great ass though

except whales are smart enough to differentiate what is a squid and what is not. They aren't sharks user

dont forget your meat is toxic

imagine getting swallowed whole by a giantress haha what a terrible fate

>one shitposter vs a hundred jannies

>and they eat polar bears
no they fucking don't
they dont even have large teeth

lol, I love how the only correct answer (and first answer) in the thread is completely ignored. Fucking "4channers" (triggered, yet?), this is why entire internet is laughing at you and nobody ever takes you seriously.

Could you possibly imagine a sea creature so dumb that it can't recognize what you are without biting first? lmao that would be so embarrassing

i got this

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>MR CRABS WATCH OUT THERES A CUTTLEFISH BEHIND YOU OH MY GOD HE CANT HEAR US HE HAS AIRPODS ON OH GOD OH FUCK

damn shark shit tastes like THAT?

oh yeah for sure my man, that whale was retarded and thought she was a squid, such a close call fore sure my man
youtube.com/watch?v=NTw8MR67xv8

>"4channers" (triggered, yet?)
yes. the term is 4channelers

why are nature threads so much higher quality than everything else that ever gets posted on this board?

Because they're produced by James Cameron.

hehe airpods

Because its wholesome. :3

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Scary sea monsters exist, aliens don't

Nature documentaries tend to be a very heavy pleb filter

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i rest my case

looks fake af

It's real.

she looks like she fucks sharks

Do the fish clean it up for free?

nigger

Wrong. It’s just that humans are rarely in proximity to the types of sharks which will attack (great whites), are not wounded/bleeding, and finally that yes we are very bony and not tasty to them. But many sharks test things out by biting them, and that’s simply enough to fuck you for life if you ever encounter a curious one. Predators this large are always going to be dangerous to humans, even if we’re not their ideal prey, and don’t often come into their domain.

Dumbass snakes got punked

these threads always prove just how bad american education is.

Certain topics are always pleasant no matter the board. It's an odd kind of magic.

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>does

why do women want to fuck animals so much

Imagine the smell

When will you grow up?

>mfw remember reading about that
>mfw it says other whales can't pick up its memecall because of the frequency
>mfw it said it'll go on forever desperately sending out a cry that no other whale can pick up until the day it dies
>mfw just cuts to close to home

whale webms >>> gross deep sea shit webms >>> Sharts webms

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/ourguy/

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Species adoption is so cute

We're already in space so we're good

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Me in the lunchroom when the cool kids come

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web.archive.org/web/20040131140419/http://www.dolphinsex.org:80/

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This is some weird new autism.

It's "4channarians" my dude

jimmy

Impressive.

n-nigga what

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god damnit

star trek's glowing space squids were truly ahead of their time

because animals are cool

In awe of the size

I knew it and yet I looked anyway. Why?

Shame well never have kino about the wars between sperm whales and giant squids in deep sea.

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Dracula over here thinks he can fool us

We know vanhelsing never really killed you!

The ocean is like a microcosmos right below our feet. We're sandwiched between two vast and inhospitable gulfs.

Is this a perspective thing?

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blessed pup

>Damn nigga, this some good dirt.

They actually porobably fed it a kept it like a pet. Diving down then finding hit after they surface again

This is beautiful in a way, especially the bonding part at the end.

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OK but WHAT THE FUCK

Did nature thought it was cool to give those niggas led lights?

What and how do rays eat? Are they bottom feeders?

fuck you you stupid clown

like a Ridley Scott flick

Burn

(You)

So are humans.

The Preg

Shai-hulud!

It's the camera moving, not the squid. Do people seriously think it's the fucking squid?

what does this mean. are you mocking him hes a samefag or just giving him a free reply or what. jesus christ 4channelers, youre so confusing

Cfholoiuy

are all those little fishies brapbros?

That read was sexy and wholesome at the same time.

>that Barney burp tho

>tfw one of my friends went down in a dive in the Alvin

May His passage cleanse the world.

wasn't it sort of assumed to be a whale that suffered a white shark attack

OHHHHHHHHHH LET'S NAME THE SPECIES THE SPECIES THE SPECIES LET'S NAME THE SPECIES THAT LIVE IN THE SEA

I think it's really cool that adult sharks are always all sorts of scarred up. Like they've all seen some shit.

gamers run shit above and below