Elijah came into my work a couple of days ago and insisted I take this photo of him, idk what the fuck he was on...

I'm a groundskeeper at this park in the city i live in. Sometimes i go into the bushes to masturbate there. One day out of nowhere Tom Cruise caught me by accident ( i guess, i hope). As i noticed him he acted like he didnt notice me. Thats when i made this photo.

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I once saw Di Caprio in my hometown's Lidl

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How did you made the photo

I see a man in front of the pataya bottles

Seeing as I wanted to buy one I go toward him and I watch him to see if he'd be stealing anything, in a LIDL that would be a crime against humanity

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Don't revelate.

with the camera used to photograph the children in the park, duh

that's how you make them

So I approach him, he looked hesitant and all of a sudden I tell him

- u ok sir?

And there he looks up and my god; it was him!

I told him a few word in my garbled English :

- Leo', that is you ?

- Yes, it isn't.

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Elijah is based

My phone camera does it.

I too, once spotted Leonardo Dicaprio in a Liddle.
I asked him : Leo is that you ?
He answered : Yes it isn't
That was him !

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I used to work at an arena, so i saw and met lots of celebrities.

So it was him! But there and there he sented me a stare that told a lot: he wanted to remain incognito in the store, and he told me;

- Please, i'm anonym in this shopping, don't revelate

Right there I amicably tap him on his shoulder:

- No problem Leo', have a nice day :ok:

He gave me a smile which I reciprocated and then I left. I mean it's crazy to imagine DiCaprio in a Lidl

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Does he ever look bad?! wtf that angle, unknowing of photo and he still looks amazing.

one time Paul Dano came into my work dressed in a suit and asked me a bunch of questions about my job, all the while he was making classic hand gestures and pacing around as we were talking. then he took polaroid pictures of some "objects of interest" as he put it, such as my name badge and the manager and then he left. i think maybe he was researching a role.

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paul rudd at my target

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you homos need to burn
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>More like lord of the grills lol
or Lord of the Onion Rings, amirite, my dude?

a roach truck isn't a restaurant

Ben Affleck in my Intermarché.

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you can stop posting now. youre not funny

i wish i had his body type but i had to inherit my dad's wide shoulders and my mother's child bearing hips and thighs. i'm such a monster. i want to be skinny and twee

p-post yourself

Their entire life is having hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of pictures taken of them. Heaven forbid the people keeping their careers alive want to take one more.

That being said Ive met three cepebrities and got a picture taken with one because it was a USO thing. R. Lee Ermy was a big sombitch for a man of his age at the time. I met The Big Show at an airport and had to seriously fight the urge on that one because he was my favorite wrestler as a kid. But 4am in the Chicago airport is a shitty time to be bothered for a pic so I just said I was a big fan and moved on. Huge fucker was just sitting by himself vaping.

lmao what an abomination

When he's stood next to a normal sized human

WoW!

Couple of weeks ago I was at the gym on the treadmill and I spotted Obama next to me, I've asked for a selfie and he simply replied 'no'

Candid moments with your fave celebs are always the best!

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My mum saw Hugo Weaving in a bookstore once.
Didn't bother him because why would you.

>My mum saw Hugo Weaving in a bookstore once.
>Didn't bother him because why would you.
I would have gone an aisle over and kept saying "Mister Anderson" over and over

Based

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i would pull my dick out and say
>behold the sword of elendil, forged from the shards of narsil

osmosis jones wal-mart

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not necessarily, sometimes they just have small bodies, but the effect is the same, yeah

yeah, hes better looking blurry and on that shitty angle that me posing on a normal angle, what the fuck.

jej

Even though it doesn't sound real, the image of a dude holding his cock while taking a photo of Tom Cruise like he's entering the scene to save the day made me giggle.

at night he puts on a cape and a mask and takes down Hollywood pedos

>My mum saw Hugo Weaving in a bookstore once.
What was he weaving?

RIP thread

I was about this far from Elijah Wood at a convention once and walked up to say something stupid to him and worker lady said “sorry, can’t go up there without a VIP pass.” It was awkward as fuck bc he was obviously standing there aware of the situation but that’s the situation so he’s just gotta avoid eye contact and go with the flow

Wtf is the point of this shop?

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And?

They sell discount shit. Even the presentation of the shop is discount.

Based Lidl

meeting based Leo

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Wow hes shorter in person

issou

Elijah is based as fuck!!!FACT!!!

Not sure where your confusion is coming from

cheap innit

>osmosis jones wal-mart
ok, that actually made me laugh

>Wtf is the point of this shop?

a shitty meme from a shitty french forum

i saw george rr martin at my ikea last week

he looked depressed and i could hear him mumble 'i will never finish those damn books' before falling asleep in one of the chairs. one of the girls working there tried to wake him up but he went 'THIS IS MY THRONE' and slapped her in the face.

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my friend used to work at a record store in texas and would see him a lot.

Even worse, same scenario but your firstthought is "I want them to write their nane down for me"
It's the most weird thing.

I took a plane with Clémence Poesy.

based

>Cropping out the penis
For what purpose? It's the funniest part of the photo

>mfw I've done this before at parties, not because I wanted to but because I couldn't talk to the grills

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Alpha male

Elijah is based af

There's a great scene where this happens in Vox Lux I don't know if anyone here still watches films but...