Hello, user
As I promised, went to watch Alita movie 5 times, one more time tomorrow.
Doing my part.
Brought 6 friends to cinema personally, and convinced about 20 using social networks
Have you given up on Alita?
I thought that there is nothing that Yea Forums can't do.
All or nothing, as Alita would have told
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>Alita.Battle.Angel.2019.720p.HDTC.x264-1XBET
Thank you Russian user. I will def go see Alita again this Sunday on Imax. I need my Alita fix.
So what?
4 times so far. and each time i go i realize that the best part of the movie is literally her facial expressions. cameron captured the look of puppy love down to a t and it's addicting
good job russian alitafag
I pirated so I'm doing my part.
4 going on 5
all 3d
I LIKE YOU
godspeed, friend
I've watched it twice now
i watched 15 minutes into the torrent and the plot, dialogue and CGI was shit so into the trash it went
>crappy cam rip
>CGI was shit
We have a genius here
I saw it. I liked it but once was okay for me
>sperging this hard over a fuckin robert rodriguez """film"""
you fags should be drawn and quartered
10 tickets between me and my friends, Alita is so cute and needs loving!
I want to hold her hand uWu
This is how you know Yea Forums is cosplaying as its former self. Her facial design is so comically in the middle of the uncanny valley with so transparently manipulative features, she's a caricature of weeb neoteny. Old Yea Forums would have memed the fuck out of this.
II will see it again this weekend. Good movie... haters gonna hate!
give me attention anonymouse people on anonymous imageboard, you're all I have!
Is Alita good or is it just a guerrilla marketing meme I've been seeing her everywhere.
Only one way to find out, buy a ticket
christ those bug eyes are hideous. its the sole reason I will not watch this no matter what Yea Forums says
You are a moron, user! Did you boycott Avatar because blue aliens?
"B-but that's different! Robots CAN"T have big eyes!"
It is excellent... and receiving a lot of hate for it.
Brainlet
Went today with my family. It wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. Don't understand why it's doing so poorly int the box office.
It sounds generic to most people
It's good. Fucking see it already.
Burgers can't stand anything new- too brainwashed by Marvel.
>16+
Damn your laws are strict.
>New
It is though.
Had a little argument with the cashier about bringing my 9 year old niece to see it, but other than that nobody really gave a shit.
Here it's just "advised under 12"...
Oфигeннo! Tы кpyт, cпacибo"
Awesome, guys!
Thanks to everyone who watched Alita!
We're gonna make a difference!
I want to believe
I just got home from seeing it with my girlfriend. We both really liked it. I want more.
literally same
>Alita: Battle Angel
>Generic
No. Generic would "Iron Man" "Glass" "Captain Marvel" or even "Mary Poppins". The last one is just a persons name for crying out loud, it doesn't describe the movie or it's plot in any meaningful way.
WOM for this movie is spooky good. Normies and autists seem to be praising it all over the internet
based russians
If you're not a waifu fag, the movie is just boring
After making an astonishingly lifelike Audrey Hepburn for a chocolate commercial a few years ago they're creating virtual characters that deliberately look virtual now as part of the selling point. Weird.
Fuck off shills.
>characters that deliberately look virtual
No.
going tomorrow night 3rd time after work
I went to see it yesterday with 2 friends. We all liked it
sneed?
>mfw Yea Forums falls for the most obvious marketing schemes
The pathetic beta males are such an easy demo to control.
I've gone 5 times already. I'm going to go again tonight, MAYBE once more at Imax 3D; depending how long it's in theaters, one final time with my friend.
...
/thread
So wait is this movie a hook for emotionally damaged boys to jerk off to? It really seems like it from this thread.
t. Newfags that weren't around during major shows and movies
There used to be daily Lost generals/threads when it was airing, and for a time after The Dark Knight literally the whole catalog was full of Bane memes. Literally the same one, using the same posts. But of course you tards were never around then, so anytime any buzz is generated for a movie that's organic and not "LE LE LE LE LE XDXDXD" you shit your pants and get confused.
>whoever the fuck gave us the download like
>FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN FAGGOT NIGGER
WTF IS THIS SHIT
>organic
>men literally seeing a movie 5-6 times
That's what an obsessed autistic child/manchild does. Nothing about this is organic, it actually feels more forced than the generic shill threads.
I don't get it.
for her, always
kino
>what the fuck people rewatch/replay the things they like?
I will never understand zoomers.
Top kek, what an abhorrent and buzzword-infested post.
Yes I was around when all those things happened. Doesn't change the fact that these Alita threads are psyops.
ONE FAGGOT MOTHER FUCKER GAIVE US a torrant link for alita.battle.angel.2019.720p.hdtc.x264-1xbet
>and there are shit all over it chinese website and add for every 3 mints they links even spinning on the screen
is this permanent snapchat filter girl movie actually good?
It's a waste of time and money and anyone that had anything important going on in their lives. It's kinda understandable that it's russians because there isn't shit to do in russia besides drink and die, but it stands that spending 6-8 hours in a movie theater screams "my life is incredibly shitty and i need as much escapism to cope"
Has Gally Cybergirl replaced Gadget Hackwrench in your heart, Ivan?
>ree muh buzzwords
My apologies I said "newfag" when I meant "cancerfag".
>mfw
Saw it,
Once (1) in "True" IMAX 3D
Once (1) in Cinemark 3D BOX with the moving chair
Once (1) in Dolby Cinema with a flickering projector
Once (1) in Dolby Cinema 3D with chromatic aberration
Once (1) in Dolby Cinema where I fell asleep during parts because I was driving around all day looking for a Dolby Cinema that didn't suck.
Once (1) in a Galaxy 3DX lazer projection theater
Need to see it a few more times because I didn't realize until the last showing how good it is to sit close to the screen to see all the 3D detail.
>Need to see it a few more times because I didn't realize until the last showing how good it is to sit close to the screen to see all the 3D detail
THIS
I went to an Imax 3D showing all the way in the back, and most of the time nothing was "popping" out. I didn't realize until later that my dumbass should have been closer and more under the screen to actually see 3D details in the scenes. I was so pissed that I basically wasted 25 bucks.
Doing your part for what you pathetic incel
The level of depth and detail on Zapan and Grewishka is crazy.
And the scene where Alita takes her heart from her chest is on another level cuz you can see her fingers reaching into the cavity in her chest and it makes a hole where her heart was and it's just eye-popping
if you sit a few rows back it's just a mess of parts.
> It wasn't as bad as I expected it to be
Alita makes Gigli look like Gone with the Wind.
If you ever take an erection pill, your hardon lasts for more than 4 hours, and the hospital needs to kill your boner to save your life, they show you a copy of Alita.
Poison control centers are starting to show Alita in their waiting rooms to induce vomiting.
I saw Alita with a date. She's suing me for emotional damage.
>reddit spacing
>forced unfunny jokes
>hating on /our girl/ Alita
Please drink some bleach while you're at it.
You dont understand what uncanny valley means like every other retard saying it.
The stupid baby in american sniper would fall under that.
Alita is not trying to pass for a human.
Stop using that term.
I went to watch her movie the pther day
Please send me my 15 bucks back, you shill.
Do they serve flan een your countree?
>Need to see it a few more times because I didn't realize until the last showing how good it is to sit close to the screen to see all the 3D detail.
that's what i thought as well, which is why i'm gonna go see it again tomorrow morning
>it's a beaner and potato eater episode
claba ykpaiha
>gone to see it twice, once brought a buddy, once with two siblings
>still haven't seen it in 3d or imax
I'm looking forward to payday next week, I'll be taking another gang with me to watch it a third time. Aiming at seeing it 10 times, guys, wish me luck
I watched it 28 times already and am dipping into the funds from my wife’s son’s tuition for some more viewings, match me.
why yes
kek
I'll go everyday next week to watch this shit and I didn't even like that much. It really is some psyop shit. Someone should examine how many subliminal messages this movie has.
I've only been able to go twice, I'm poor. :( Seeing her film in Imax is really expensive.
It just sounds generic. Girl is sad then finds out she's super special and fights bad guys.
I'm probably going to love this film when the pirate download drops.
no shit
>what dat mouf do?
So whats the deal with this demon chick? If she likes you then you gets lots of sexy sex for life and if she doesn't you she just rips you to bits?
yeah basically
she also has a tail that is like a penis which she will penetrate you with
but it's loving so it's okay
Hola, Angelica A Altu :^)
I actually did, never watched that shit
Hmmm. I could get past the wings, teeth and being grabbed up into the air at random times but the penis tail is a dealbreaker.
Alita looks like Jim Gordon's gf
Oopsies daisy forgot the pic
lmao, I didn't notice
that's the name of the cashier I suppose
Yeah right.
I cant believe a girl from Santa Fe is posting on this god forsaken website.
She's fighting bad guys before she finds out she's special.
This. She even tries to fight a Centurion even before knowing what the fuck it is.
>tfw you will never have a weaponized warrior spirit gf that tries to fight everything she sees
Why is it scoring to so low on RT and why is it being shilled here?
If I poked one of her eyes (only slightly, nothing that would hurt her eyesite) how would she react?
Waifuism.
60% actually sounds about right.
I don't know, here (France) critics and viewers are roughly on the same level.
>3.5/5 VS 4.4/5
RT isn't filled with incels that get their pants on fire whenever they see something that resembles an anime girl
imagine her giving you a handjob and your penis getting pinched in between those gaps as she firms her grip
Smash your head through a table. : )
300m in China incoming
Cute, would fuck
I'll go next week, I swear, I just had work and stuff
Please you gotta believe me
I'd endure anything for her.
DO IT !
By far the best anime adaptation Hollywood has ever done. Which isn't a high bar, the bar's lying on the ground actually, but it sure leaps over it no problem.
Like if you thought GitS with fat Scarlett Johanssen was tolerable, then know that Alita shits on GitS from a skyscraper height.
If you didn't think GitS was good enough to watch then I can't tell you if this is good enough, all I can tell is that they tried way harder this time.
Honest post.
I watched a third time today, still great
I may watch it 2 times more in the next few days
Potentially 5 in total
Everytime alone though, I don't have friends, I'm poor too
I try to do my part for Alita
Watching it tonite for the first time on Dbox. That’s rumbling seats right? 20 fucking dollarydoos, but the motor ball sequence should be fun.
I just watched Alita, i want a small frame gf now
You guys been missing out. I used to always sit in the middle. Then I discovered smoking weed before going in the theater and sitting up front, maybe third row, is where the screen commands all your attention til the end. Haven’t really stopped since.
>falling for the shills
Remember the cycle is never wrong
>plebs come to Yea Forums to talk about it and spew their optimistic and positive opinions about it
>the patrician regular posters either wait for for the rip or are in the minority
>the plebs leave because they have other boards to shitpost on
>all that's left are the regular Yea Forums posters
>they usually hate it since movies like this tend to be shit
>Alita.Battle.Angel.2019.720p.HDTC.x264-1XBET
I havent seen any real world advertising for this movie at all. Ive only heard about it on Yea Forums. And the girls eyes look creepy.
I'll give it an illegal download at some point in the future
Just watched it here in Brazil. It wasn't really full but then again I watched in a smaller mall and Carnaval isso starting so there's a lot of traffic because degenerates are partying in the street and the theater I was in was on the way to the party
I love this movie, it's fucking great and if the Chinese get us a sequel I'm never calling them bug people ever again
I'll not even give it that to be honest. Looks like the type of movie where I'd rather go to bed instead of watching it for free.
Yeah its pretty good i enjoyed felt like an actually action movie with a fast moving plot. Makes me want to look into its source material
No. I've started at least two Alita Generals and kept those threads alive. How about you?
Not really its a fun action movie
Is it getting a sequel?
I think its organic and trolls fucking with you to make it seem that way
was meant for >I'll give it an illegal download at some point in the future
That was my initial opinion about it.
Trust me the design choice actually works surprisingly well once you see her on the big screen.
Its an action movie its not a Shakespearen sonnet and as far as action movies goes its quite compentant but if you want to rip it off the internt so be it. From my understanding people want to spend money on it so we get more movies like this and not capeshit
The movie made me want Japan to commission a full length anime series remake, but as gritty and visceral as possible, like the 1993 OVA + the manga. 24 - 26 episodes, possibly longer + put on Netflix if necessary. Have them make it closer to the source material with no PG-13 bullshit. Show America how its done.
>Show America how its done.
they can't even adapt their own shit
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Alita is at least better than this
Good luck to you.
her mocap actress seems a bit off...what am I missing here?
Tiny ugly eyes
Sounds like only in the States that Disney has a huge influence
Based and Motorballpilled
better looking than that CGI gollum looking freak incel
No toes fungus disturbs you ?