Kids just casually masturbating in class

the trailer gave me cancer

In 7th grade this bigggg black mf named Darnell was watching porn casually beating his dick in the back of the class and nobody dared say anything

I thought that happened in england

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i once took my dick out in the back of the class and pretended to fap while staring at the teacher

>girl dares me to masturbate in class
>do it
>right when I cum she turns around
>yells "user what are you doing!"
>had her smartphone recording the whole time
>whole class sees me in my shame

But here they were like, forcing kids from the class to demonstrate. I mean wouldn’t that be traumatizing? I guess it already being naked day eased some of the tension but still... Fuck.

Bo Durnham is a pedophile.

What? I thought you were talking about a guy. I doubt a girl has ever masturbated in class except in the ghetto.

Wait what? Why was she masturbating in class?

>he had smartphones in school
that's what you get for being a zoomer

Some kid faps in class while watching porn on his phone.

How recent was thus? Why were you so dumb?

A kid that masturbates in public should have his fucking hands chopped off. That’s degenerate barbarism.

>Is this normal
No, that's why they made a movie to brainwash people into thinking it is.

Yes, all the time, but a girl?

It's not portrayed as normal either you dummy, it's just what happens. There are countless stories just like that told in greentext form here

Girls are evil, how do they learn mind tricks at such a young age?

>now in college ROTC
>do a volunteer event for high school JROTC
>pasty, awkward looking 15y/os stammering and calling me "sir"
>this was basically me 5 years ago
man, high school was funny

>casually
Don't know about that. But I knew a kid who jacked off in spanish class for 40 bucks.
After the teacher "caught" him, he told him to put the phone away.

It's a boy, that user is just le memeing you.

This is my new favorite movie and I haven't even watched yet.

>greentext
Greentext is the id of the the most socially dysfunctional group of people expressing itself on the Internet. You cannot compare greentext to real life.

When I in middle school in like 1998 some kid jerked off to porn in the computer lab and busted into his gym shorts (he wasn’t wearing at the time) and threw them onto the heater and they sat there for two weeks

based

we had camera phones in 2007

And the kid jerking off isn't portrayed as a socially functionable individual doing a socially appropriate thing either.

There was this wild kid who jerked off in 10th grade because there was a hot girl who sat in front of him in class.

The teacher caught him and told him to stay after class. He later claimed that the teacher (she was a butterface) sucked his dick.

We didn't believe him but it was fucking strange that he never got into any trouble, so I'm starting to wonder if his story wasn't bs after all

>Written and Directed by Bo Burnham
>The main character is an underage 8th grader and has sexual scenes

He always struck me as pedo-ish. Given his stereotypical youtuber hair, metrosexual demeanor. He seems like the kind of guy that probably tricked his younger fanbase of girls for nudes in the past.

Evolution. Something has to compensate for their lack of muscle mass.
Unfortunately, civilized societies make it illegal for boys to USE that muscle mass, so there's a huge asymmetry there.

their whore single moms

>in 6th grade
>class is going fine
>female teacher bursts into a rage and orders all the kids to keep their hands on the top of the desks
>says something like "I can't see what any of you are doing with your hands"
Even at 11 years old I was wondering why my teacher would do that, and why she'd be so insecure and think 11 year olds would be jerking off to her in middle of class

maybe its because i went to an upper class private school but 8th grade was not like this at all. i only graduated from middle school 7 years ago

>that fucking scene
wew I've never clenched my butthole while watching a movie so much in my life

>6th grade
>stare at cute girl and start jacking off during class
>kid named Bradley sees me and tells the principal
>lose my teaching job
FUCKING BRADLEY

was she hot?

I used to (and sometimes still do) masturbate by rubbing my dick against my inner thigh. I did it once in class sitting between two other students.

They knew. I don't know how I didn't realize at the time that I was that guy.

not really, I'd give her a B+

>B+
>not hot

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