Why didnt he just become a neet?

I can't remember Turk ever doing anything awful

>the absolute state of Turk's and Cox's hairlines

his side profile is pretty shit despite being a thin guy he has that turkey neck old people get

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>stomach
I thought they meant he came on her pusy just not in it

True. Other than maybe stealing some money from JD, Turk was a nice guy.

Here is how ageing goes

Guys who lift and are fit > 1% of women who kinda age better than normal > Guys who dont lift and are fit > 99% of women

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even so, there's no way the sperm could travel that far

Aging is fucking terrifying

Not if you lift. It's the only way out of this mess.

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58. Close to the best we can hope for

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Is Donald the best dancer of all time? Why are niggers such fucking amazing dancers?
youtube.com/watch?v=81NpdkTcMAE

It can
That's why a medical themed show is able to use it as a plot device

prove it

But black don't crack how can whitey compete?

the same medical themed show that had the xray backwards in the intro for half the show?

The same medical theme show where someone died of fucking RABIES and they transplanted her organs to 3 other people and they died too

Do normal people really friendzone each other as brutally and consistently as JD and Elliot do? I'm only 3 seasons in but it seems like every other episode they're either fucking each other or fucking someone else and rubbing the other's noses in it.

So did JD know superman or no?

...You can die from rabies

it happens with weirdo couples who are kinda willing to accept cucking

Can somebody explain why JD thought this woman's big ass was disgusting? Was it just a different time? I know Scrubs started like 20 years ago.

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t. zoomer

isnt it her ugly pants/taste?

Fuck off was it almost 20 years ago.

Not without symptoms you dont

Liking big asses is for niggers and jews only.

>dude wheres my car

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Normal people are assholes. Get used to it.

i thought this was the same lady but imdb doesnt confirm it. i still think it is. same era, same face.

Why didn't he just knock Sarah Chalke up?
Also, Zac Braff seems like the type of guy who enjoy sniffing his own farts and want others to also sniff his farts and compliment him on their aromatic quality.

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He had a huge ego, was a whiner, and hung out with JD.
He was also a wigger. So yeah he was not a devil but a saint? Nah

No this was so fucking stupid, scrubs succumbed to the retarded will they/won't they to the extreme. How can it make sense again after he already got with her and realized he didn't love her the first time?

adulthood is getting with a chick you dont love cause shes rich (doctor) and has good genes (healthy enough) because you want the best for your kids

Amazing.. Blacks don't indeed crack.

Why is Yea Forums always calling attractive people ugly? It's bizarre

You are correct, I caught an AMA on an unnamed website he did and he was a complete douchebag

I think it's the hair. When you're already bald at like 25 or however old he was when the show started, it's less noticeable when you get old.

that 1000 yard stare. damn, that vietnam film must have been tough

he saw the tossed salad and scrambled eggs

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thats not how viruses work

You wanna tell me people immediately die of rabies before going through the agitation / hydrophobia / paralysis stages?

>that final season
What the fuck were they thinking?

i hate medical dramas so fucking much

Who /brownbear/ here?

It's a miracle that Fraiser has aged better than Niles despite the booze, coke and family trauma.

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frasier lifted. its the dyels who age really badly. the more i age the more i notice this to be 100% accurate. its night and day. the guys who never lifted age so poorly. they just become flabby as their skin loosens. the guys who lift remain more tight skinned, there's something beneath their skin, muscle, and there's the other physiological benefits that aid in ageing.

janitor did nothing wrong

>Mind if I get some of that pesto pasta?

what the fuck?!

there was a joke that JD only liked really flat butts and thats why he liked elliot

He cucked JD back in college.

That's not so bad, everyone in the show cucked JD. Even Carla did it in a daydream.

Where did you earn your bachelors in broscience

He has a chin but he is pretty unlikable as a person.

SEETHING NEVER EXERCISED AGEING POORLY NON MAN

Not black but stepdad was and I grew up around his family: It's called lotioning every day.

Like fine milk lol

Because once you fall for the medicine meme, you're locked in for life. With approximately 200,000 in debt after 4 years of the most intense studying known to man, 36 hour shifts, being shit on every day by your attending / nurses, dealing with faggot lab techs and making shit money until you turn 32 or so, you're trapped. You can't quit or you'll never escape your debt. You can't change careers as you're already overqualified. You also have likely developed major depression, substance abuse, delusions of grandeur or taken on some anti-social psychopathic traits. You can't really do anything else. Don't fall for the medicine meme bros.

t. First year Resident

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>season 9

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this girls hot. i wonder what shes upto now.....................

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Finishing my third year, going into Family Medicine so I'm gonna be broke lel. What speciality? Intern year is the hardest right? You'll pull through, friend.

General Surgery. I may try and switch to Rads. Yeah, I'm about 50% serious. I really enjoy medicine, but I can acknowledge it's extraordinarily shitty sometimes and the system eats you up like a meat grinder while locking you in. The level of misery is intense.

Family Medicine is a good life user. Don't let anybody shit on you for it as they're prone to doing. Not the big bucks, but a good life.

?

Oh man, I've never seen a happy gen surg resident. Rads seems cool and you'll still make great cash, it should be more chill too. The radiologist I followed was pretty happy and really enjoyed his training.

You're probably one of the smartest anons here dude, I know it probably doesn't help coming from a MS3, but you've accomplished something that most people could never even dream of. If you make the switch you might be happier, it would be a readjustment, not a setback.

I never thought I'd make it to where I am now. I like clinic and I'd still be making more money than most folk. People shit on FM but it's whatever, I just want to chill.

Skewed standards from not going outside for too long

desu being a doctor seems fucking terrible

people don't deserve to be saved

>people don't deserve to be saved

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at this point in my life, I never thought I would be on a plane about to crash with no survivors, but we were all in it together, growing together. I guess everyone reacts differently to big guys. for you. for us. sometimes in life. someone is expected to be in the wreckage; and sometimes that guy has to be you.

*learning to fly starts playing*

>Niles this is your worst idea yet!

Reminds me of Alan Alda for some reason. But Alda has a good 25 years on David.

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kek

hyde pierce is a homo, homos age very badly for some reason

CAN ANYONE FUCKING ANSWER ME

Rabies is one of those fun diseases where you don't present symptoms at first, but as soon as you do, you are FUCKED.

ABSOLUTELY FUCKED.

Only SIX (6) people in ALL of known medical history have survived rabies once it became symptomatic.

i was a really big fan of scrubs in middle school but i watched a couple episodes somewhat recently as an adult and it's not a good show except for kelso and cox

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He be in anythin the last couple years?

I blame Island Niles.

Thanks, I appreciate the ego boost. You're ending Year 3 and have therefore already completed the hardest part in my opinion. You're gonna be okay man.

Yeah, Gen Surg is tough. They treat us like animals. Thinking more and more about the switch.

You'll do well in FM my friend. I can already tell your patients will love you.

Should have got a degree in nursing and become an np, my work life balance is better than any doctor could have and I still get paid 145k

Hey anons, keep up the good work.

She looked old when she was in Scrubs so no surprises here

criticizing Hollywood actors’ appearance is the only way they can feel attractive since they’re mongoloids

It's weird innit. You just know that most of Yea Forums browsers are fat 17 year old spergs who can't talk to other people, posting on /r/thedonald and yet they can't help but take a shit on literally every aspect of every other person's life, despite the likelihood that they've got more going in almost every sense than the Yea Forums poster

Bless you dude, we're all gonna make it. Plenty of people switch specialties, you have to be happy. What's all this for if you're feeling like garbage, right? You'll make the right decision because you're making it for yourself!

Thank you so much. I wish you and yours the best.

Happy for you man. Being in medicine is a gift. Sometimes I realize how much debt I'm in/ how crazy I have to work (I'm not even at the hardest part yet) and wonder if it's worth it. But when a sweet Philipina momma of a nurse asks me "What u wanna dew doctah," I get this weird feeling and feel like it is. Then I tell her hold on because I don't know what I'm doing lel.

I want you to always remember to treat the patient and not just the disease, I've seen way to many doctors walk into the room for 5 minutes every two hours and just ask about symptoms and nothing else. That extra effort really will help the patient immensely.

>Why didn't he just knock Sarah Chalke up?

Is Scrubs part of the HIMYM universe?

exercising is bad for your health

t. Dr Jan Itor