Chef Ramsay is an assh-

>Chef Ramsay is an assh-

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GORDON
NICE AND WHOLESOME

>Chef, I can't afford fresh crab meat!

It's a really weird dichotomy how Ramsay's "brand" is, essentially, being truthful, authenticity, etc.

Yet his American shows at least are the furthest thing from authentic possible.

He'd really do himself a favor if he toned things down and made things more realistic. I don't need epic music like I'm watching Lord of the fucking Rings.

If the drama is real, it will be compelling. It's weird how he doesn't get this. I guess he doesn't care much as long as it keeps bringing in money. Fair enough..

Still, authentic Gordon is kino. His Behind Bars or whatever show was great.

BOOK

NICE AND FREE

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American networks seem to want that shit the way it is regardless of whether the audience do or whether its naturally how the series is. It wasnt Ramsay's idea to make the US version of kitchen nightmares an overproduced piece of shit

Ramsey seems like a swell lad, a bit of a boomer but still swell.

He's too young to be a boomer

wuat?

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To be fair Hotel Hell was a BIG step up in quality. Nothing compares to KN UK but they made an effort with Hotel Hell to make it more than orchestral stings and new jersey trash

Whenever celebs do something like this they don't actually follow through
You know that right?

fuck your spacing brah

suck

my

dick

Fucking idiot

Pages
Crisp, look at them

Bookmark?
Forget it, save it for another dish.
No waste

Loves a bit of footy Dave

>gives away one book
>gets to promote his book at the same time

He literally just took a random tweet to plug his own book.

God forbid someone is nice and does a publicity stunt on twitter where only his followers can see what he writes

People on Yea Forums are really fucking dumb. If you don't space out the sentences they probably won't read it

assh?

How can you not afford a cookbook but you can afford the ingredients for the recipes in it? Is toast one of the 4 recipes?

Maybe try to put effort into your posts instead of people replying to you only to point out your Rspacing

Lol

He probably has nothing to do with the show. He just shows up shortly before filming. It's probably just a paycheck for him. It's not like americans actually give a fuck about the quality of their TV, since they don't know any better. They will never watch the UK shows and realize how retarded theirs are.

But fuck is that 24 hour show awful.

99% of authors will give you a free book if you ask and say you can't afford one. It's pretty much common practice.

Can't stand to watch the American version because of how cartoonishly obnoxious the contestants are, the music, edits, etc. Watch a clip of a UK show he did where this old bitch tries to slap him and he blocks it. Way more compelling than the Amerishit and he's doing his best to calm the woman down and isn't screaming.

>Yea Forums
Woah, easy there buckaroo! I get craziness is part of the 4channel package you metaphorically signed up for, but this place is no Yea Forums. If you have any further confusion, please refer to our policy on pornography, racism, sexism, transphobia, and homophobia.

>this old bitch tries to slap him
Don't be stuuuuupid

R U S T I C

I hope this gets more replies from redditors

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That's not going to help him, he needs the recipes FOR Christmas, how is getting the book ON Christmas useful? Fucking cunt.

>Chef Ramsey is a good pers-

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well chuffed

Are those details fresh or frozen?

What we see on the screen is mostly an act for TV, he plays the bad guy well, just like Simon Cowell. He's more normal on Masterchef.

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He obviously plays it up, but seems like a sick cunt when he acts normal.

Why did he not DM him for his details?

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>Gordon in the UK: Right I need you to pull it together yeah? I'll help you turn this shit hole around, swear on me mum!
>Gordon in the US: *camera zooms in on Gordon, tiger growls, narrator: "You wouldn't wanna find one of THESE in your backyard! *autistic guitar solo* U DONKEY!!!

>They will never watch the UK shows and realize how retarded theirs are.
But I have, you stupid faggot. While I agree it's better, I can't stand your stupid fucking accents. One brit (Ramsey) is enough, yeah? Annoying fucks.

Jajaja la creatura!! Viva la mexicoooo!!

>Sends his address
>Ramsay shows up at his door and kills him

Body, nice and frozen

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Ate at his restuarant the other day, can confirm gordon is a patrician

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DUDE WHAT DID THAT COST? LIKE 15 BUCKS???? HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>can’t afford a cook book
>has a twitter account that needs a smart device or pc to access

You just summed up American TV perfectly.
>inb4 american documentary pasta

Please never send me a fucking email

did you read children's books and reddit all your life?

Dave from't Norf gettin' a free book off'uv old Gordon

>tip is included in the bill to avoid confusion
truly patrician

No, I learned how to format text so that it's easier and quicker to read on screen you gay lord

But Gordon he needs the book before Christmas to make the food...