Why aren't there more kino set in this time period?

Why aren't there more kino set in this time period?

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It’s not a real time period.

the aftermath of the finno-korean hyperwar that predated the hyborean age was so devastating, all archaeology and writing from the time is nearly all gone

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The phantasy time period?

It's based on a real time period

Which time period?

This sin't even a real Cimmeria

Christ, those fucking triceps... I need to get on the juice.

It is not, user, but the director wanted the film to LOOK like it could have plausibly taken place at some point in history.

Neolithic/Early Bronze Age.

The Hyborian Age? their is this Red Sonja and Conan the Destroyer

... which moreover is the property of some Swedish company, I think.

No cams back then

>bronze age
>riddle of steel

Before atlantis blew up. but after the flood.

Bronze age collapse

Wootz steel (also known as Damascus), maybe

It was maybe a few hundred years BC

Hyborian Age clearly has more in common with medieval Europe and classical antiquity than with bronze age/neolithic.

>Predator.1987.UHD.BluRay.2160p.DTS-HD.MA.5.1.HEVC.REMUX-FraMeSToR
>Predator.1987.2160p.BluRay.x265.10bit.SDR.DTS-HD.MA.5.1-SWTYBLZ

Which one of these would have the better quality? The remux?

After Atlantis (c. 10600 BC) before the Aryan migrations (c. 3500 BC).

The director made Arnold lose 30 pounds before shooting so he was even bigger than that picture.

why are you trying to argue this? just look up hyborian age, thats when its set, and for bonus points why not look up the thurian age, its a better setting imo anyway

2nd, first is compressed

Why are you so angry at me arguing it.?

lol wat? why do you think I'm angry I'm serious look it up its a fun setting, but as far as I know Howard never put a date to either of them
>Thurian age>Hyborian age

How so? The remux one is almost 10 gigs bigger and isn't remux supposed to be the best quality? Since you're not changing anything from the blu ray as far video and sound quality goes? There's no damn screen shots or a sample for the remux version to compare.

I didn't bother looking up the torrents I just guessed based on file name

I know you did, but I'm stupid when it comes to shit like this. I just want to know how you figured the remux is compressed when I thought remux means it's NOT compressed?

bronze age collapse never happened

this is the proper time setting

tbqh I have a thing about HEVC, AV1 is better

Robert E Howard specifically made the Hyborian Age so that he could write about civilizations from several time periods at once. Ancient Romans, cavemen/tribal, pirates, medieval France/England, ancient Egypt, Aztecs, Vikings, etc. all existed at once and on the same land mass

after atlantis, before recorded history

yes, but try and put a year on sinking of atlantis the fictional city

They're both HEVC, you silly bastard.

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to expand a little HEVC is a type of video compression, so yes even at 10gig its still compressed

well I didn't check the torrent did I? the file name for 2 you posted doesn't say HEVC

Banging clits, sucking tits, and taking shits.

The open board, a fleet reply, kino at your wrist, and the memes in your hair

hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper

shut the fuck up cohen

That is good

It's literally too redpilled, Hollyjewed will never risk making a movie which may reveal the truth about the Annunaki, Atlantis, Lemuria, the Flood, Ancient Egypt/Akhenaten etc.

Plato would like a word fag

The Full Movie is on YouTube and for free.

why?

Plato never said atlantis was a real place. Have you actually read the republic? He just posits it as a fictional location in a thought experiment to make a point about advanced societies.

Before the Oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas

aryas from game of thrones?

Atlantis is a thinly veiled metaphor for ancient Sicily

Because that's an amalgamation of time periods and not an actual one

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Aryas is the mythical father of the Aryans

It's Arius

It's Aryas.

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REH was a white supremacist like me

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Cimmeria is the old name for Crimea.

Yes he did, he also said you were a fat stupid nigger and you should kill yourself.

3000 years in the future, after the apocalypse.

Your mum is a thinly veiled metaphor for a human

squeezin titties and pettin kitties

There were a lot of sword n sorcery movies made in the 80s.

Sword and sorcery isn't a time period

>REH was a white supremacist like me
I wouldn't bet on the Aryans being pale by the time they arrived at what today is India in 1550BC, much less a few centuries after that.

>Cimmeria is the old name for Crimea.
That's part of the Proto-Indo-European homeland. I'd love a movie or cinematic documentary about those times, not sure how accurate it can be with our current knowledge.

>bronze age collapse never happened
Most civilizations and/or cities from Iberia to India fell (destroyed or changed hands) in a couple of centuries. What do we call it?

no its not. thats like saying middle earth was a real place and time period

They would have used bronze weapons and fought on chariots not horseback. Maybe you could do a movie about the Indo-European destruction of the Indus Valley civilization just to butthurt the streetshitters.

Greatest opening, or greatest opening?

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>Plato never said atlantis was a real place.
How about the island of Thera, which was destroyed by a volcanic explosion about 1600BC?
Apparently, an Athenian scholar named Solon traveled to Egypt and heard this story from it's priests. The priests used an older calendar on purpose, so people would think Egypt was older and wiser than it actually was, in that calendar a year is a month (28 days at the time). So, if we convert years to months, the date given by Plato and Critias coincides with Thera's destruction.
The same applies to the ages of many semi-mythological characters, like people in the Old Testament living hundreds of years.

IIRC.

that's not how you make a sword

>yfw you realize Conan's father was sent a vision from Crom about Conan's fate and purposely made the sword wrong so it would break when used against his son