Disonhoured Wolf hates Aquaman

Is he right? He does sure bring out a lot of plotholes and bad writing that I never noticed or went over my head
>Attack of the clones guy doesn't drive Nicole Kidman to a hospital and believe she is mentally unstable but instead marries her off without any evidence of Atlantis being real
>Movie tells us the Saharan underground dungeons was built way before Sahara desert became a desert but reality tells us it has been a desert for over 7 million years (unless you are a young Earth Creationist).
youtube.com/watch?v=C0e8PIW9yVA

Also for a youtuber like him to come back and say the N word and call blacks violent thugs in the same video is really ballsy.

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Dogfucker opinions are irrelevant.

>1h55m
Someone will unironically watch some furry autist complain about a comicbook movie for the duration longer than the movie itself

>Look mom I'm making a review
>I'm really going to show them filmmakers by pointing out irrelevant stuff only autists think about

This. Faggots who think nitpicking is a sign of intelligence and qualifies as genuine criticism are intolerable.

I can't think of a more pathetic type of youtube "content" than talking over a footage of yourself playing vidya.

wait so are we supposed to like him because he's friends with the not furry brigade that uses furry avatars? or is he not friends with mauler and this is you guys shitting on him?

If you don't know why they do it you should kill yourself famlam.

>PLOTHOLES

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His previous videos where just lazy trailers playing over him talking. This is an improvement.

>never mentions pacing, story structure, editing, cinematography, sound design, soundtrack, and atmosphere
>its just 2 hours of pure nitpicking
i blame mauler for this

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The movie straight up SUCKED.

Unless your a semi-functional retard who likes octopuses playing drums underwater or grown men riding fish. The movie was more Disney, than Disney movies. So you all... need to eat the fucking disc!

stupid op typing out "attack of the clones guy" instead of jango

>riddle quest found in a ruin from before Sahara was a desert points to statues of Roman senators as part of the riddle

Took me out of the movie a bit.

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Am I supposed to know or care who this pig fucker is? Because I don't.

Oof

fuck off sjw

>but reality tells us it has been a desert for over 7 million years

it was a Savannah 5000 years ago. Dumb dogfucker can't even nitpick right

noone liked this movie outside of horny moms

this

The real question is who fucking cares

Haven't seen this film and don't care to, but you shouldn't bother yourself with that guy. His idea if criticsm revolves around picking apart a script for any supposed plot holes or vague inconsistencies. Notice how he never discusses the visual and audio components of a visual and audio medium, he's too busy flaunting the smug persona that he's fabricated to do that.

>Mauler copy-cats exist

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He liked Infinity War

He’s a mouseshill

This guy is acting like as if the people in the beginning of the video thought Aquaman was some sort masterpiece.
I'm actually sure without watching those videos from the clip that they all enjoyed Aquaman for it's fun, stupid, absurdness.

Literally a strawman.

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i dont know or watch any yt reviewers. but i do know i enjoyed the hell out of aquaman. the torch dive to the bottom of the trench is what cinemas are made for

>clips of other reviewers saying positive things with a stock eerie soundtrack at the background
It's nice that he warns right at the beginning that he's not giving a serious critique.

>I counted on 1 hand the number of good movies I saw this year
Does this guy only seek out awful garbage because he literally cannot make any other content other than whining or does he truly not like anything?

This is just the most recent Wonder Woman/Black Panther, everyone went apeshit over it only to slowly realise how bland and mediocre they were with time.

Attack of the clones guy literally saw fish people invade his house and Nicole Kidman killed all of them. I think that’s enough evidence for her claims

I liked Aquaman but I have to admit it was almost entirely because I thought Momoa was funny and high test while Amber Heard was hot. It was paced OK, had pretty good action, and a solid, satisfying arc for the hero. Otherwise it was a bit messy.

this movie is for high-test, low-int males.

Wasted double dubs

>everyone went apeshit over it only to slowly realise how bland and mediocre they were with time
you're way overthinking this and spend too much time paying attention to shills here. Normal audience just went to enjoy a solid action flick with a manly brown man and a womanly white redhead with a great body kicking ass against a faggy white dude and a vengeful black dude. With Willem Dafoe and de-aged Nicole Kidman

Fuck off with this eceleb shit

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1) “Attack of the Clones Guy” had just been lifted off his feet one-handed by a skinny little waifu. She clearly wasn’t “local.”
2) Why would anyone insist on treating this movie as if it’s set in our reality/world when it clearly isn’t trying to be?

WHO?
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Except Aquaman isn't bland or mediocre

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>long man bad

JUST
TURN
YOU
BRAIN
OFF
BRO