ITT: The sequels don't exist

>The techno union army wuaaeaaauaaaeeaeaaaeaaaeeeeaaaeee is at your disposal, Count.
What did he mean by this?

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he meant that the Techno Union army was at the disposal of Count Dooku, leader of the newly-formed Confederacy of Independent Systems, a corporatist state whose leaders were the assorted CEOs and chairmen of some of the most powerful banking institutions and interplanetary corporations in the galaxy

So the Separatists were a Corporatocracy?

on the surface yes, with Dooku as head of state (his title was literally Chief of State I believe)
but since he was a Sith and a powerful Force user, he could easily sway the minds of the corporate leaders on the Separatist Council, meaning he was essentially an autocrat

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Obligatory

fuck it's been ages since i've seen this

But what was his tax policy?

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Nah, Dooku was the Leader of the Senate.
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The Banking Clan will sign your treaty.

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>the diesel cars *UUUAAAGHGHG COUGH COUGH* are at your disposal count

>Banker has a COMPLETE LACK of nose
Tricky

Do you remember him?

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Of course, good old Tongue-head

Do you remember him?

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Who and where the fuck was he?

>the sequels dont exist
based, but you are only halfway there, now we just need to get these garbage prequels not to exist and star wars will be saved

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He was Snoke.

Who is your favourite extra / minor character? For me, it's IG-88, loved being able to play as him in the Empire at War expansion

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What the fuck is that is his hands?

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damn these cgi faces are really off putting

classic

Almost got it, but let's get rid of the original trilogy now to save the Sci-Fi genre.
And, perfect!

>those lizard boots
lmao

Bossk really didn't age well

Yeah lol look at the size of his arms
The two droids are great though

A German light machine gun

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The separatists were like a fusion of aristocrats and merchants.

not in the cartoon

Filoni and George made sure to give them big ol' schnozzes

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Nice try but still looks Jew like

And they all were good friends.
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>corporatist
You don't know what that word means. I'll give you a hint, it doesn't mean businesses.