I got sent to prison, for a text that I sent.
You could argue, that i'm the worst parent
.
Call the cops if you're harassed, that's what I taught her
I messed up and sent that text, to my own daughter
Yea Forums does a Hoedown
Hudson Fisher
Cameron Smith
I love posting Sneed, it's my favorite thing to do
Jannies try to ban me, moderators too
I keep ban evading, they are all incensed
I laugh even harder, cuz they're paid zero cents
Kayden Sanders
I did some time in jail
before the trial I posted bale
for the crime of insulting a public figure
I did six months for calling obama a nigger
Christian Wilson
I came into this thread, to have myself a laugh
Maybe see a funny post that splits my sides in half
Much to my surprise, I see the first two posting bubs
Got themselves some sorta luck and both got at least dubs
BOTH GOT AT LEAST DUUUUUUBS
Henry Nelson
>WELLBERIGHTBACKWITHMOREWHOSELINEISITANYWAYDON'TGOAWAYYYY
James Taylor
why are the early seasons of the british version so superior?
Connor Ross
*doesnt do a single funny thing for an entire episode*
Gavin Cooper
for some reason i always wanted to fuck her even though she looked like some plain jane housewife lookin bitch
David Kelly
that fat dude and tony slattery fuckin ruled. UK version was so much better, cant even watch the US one its so corny
Anthony James
MEOW
Mason Powell
I am Jussie Smollett, an actor on Empire
I'm also a nigger kike faggot, who belongs in the oven fire
I tied a noose around my neck, but no one would believe me
That Drumpftards roam the streets at night, lynching guys from TV
Justin Rivera
>slattery goes full addict and gets kicked off
>fat dude sticks with him and says fuck it
>sessions gets phased out early because he's too much of a smug high brow motherfucker
Jason Campbell
you know nothing of true horror
Gabriel Green
Oh I love browsing Yea Forums, it brings me so much joy!
When I see folks post memes, for me to enjoy!
It gives me such a kick, and I love to read this thread.
But after only 20 posts, it will be fucking dead.
Ryder Sullivan
clive anderson was also way better than cheeseball drew carrey. i liked his dryer wit, drew was always more of an obnoxious spotlight hog, like inserting himself into the games at the end even though he cant do improv for shit
David Nguyen
Drew getting ripped on was a highlight. Especially Geppetto jokes.
Ayden Watson
Learn to use meter, idiot
Nathan Rivera
>clive anderson
the way he went "oh dear" every time stuff started
kek
Aiden Anderson
Mods are no fun allowed here now that's why everyone abandoned ship just like they did with Yea Forums after its golden era.
Now it's just shills, shills, and more shills because every topic besides currently airing tv shows and movies is banned. Look at the catalog it's 40% Disney, 40% /pol/ overflow, 18% Alita shilling, and 2% other.
Elijah Nguyen
when I look around on Yea Forums
reddit, spam, gore and cp
so many threads janny must read
of capeshit, baneposting and sneed
moderating this would be hell
but at least it must pay well
Isaiah Clark
Proops and Slattery were pretty brutal to Clive most of the time
Owen Gutierrez
>t. What the fuck is a hoe down
Christian Brooks
Yea Forums is a shit board, I'm sure that you'll agree
Sneed, reddit, and politics, no talk of good movies
Cunny posters should be locked up, but one thing is true
I should not get banned for posting my waifu
Austin Cox
she was pretty horrific. didnt do a single funny thing in whose line or improvaganza, and actively made everyone else worse
Easton Howard
Ever since I came to Yea Forums I knew it was gay
All I ever saw was cunnyposting every day
It could be worse but I just wish I'd leave this board, if only
'Cause now, after six long years, I'm real horny and lonely
Noah Ramirez
Oh how I hate women, life is so unfair
I'm gorgeous and magnificent but they don't even care
On the day of retribution I will make them all pay then
For I'm Elliot Rodger, the Supreme Gentleman!
Aaron Bennett
The women on the show where always trash
Asher Jackson
I am Zachary Levi, I'm a dirty Jew
My movie will be kino, and save the DCEU
I didn't think I'd belong here, with all you Marvel fucks
But it seems I fit right in, because I am formerly Chuck
Christian Cruz
Josie Lawrence on the original british one is pretty much the only funny woman who comes to mind