Heart warming

sneed

I hate rocket power so much just seeing it on this chart made me quite upset. Theres never been such a try hard show on any network for any demographic. I legit hope that show landed its viewers in comas or worse emulating it. Fuck rocket power

LESSBEUN

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>mfw Supah Ninjas wasn't that fucking bad
ended fast enough though. You can really see where shit started going wrong in the Bronze Age

Yancy bump

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Based doug, taking what he wants

>oh I’m drunk, I’m no longer responsible for my actions, you raped me now even though I was totally down at the time and you were drunk too
Fuck Patti Mayonnaise, dumb fucking cunt.

I always hated this line of reasoning. Somehow being drunk removes all moral agency and the willingness to fuck. No, being drunk doesn't make sex rape.

>It’s my ten-year reunion, and I didn’t go. I was in New York working like crazy as a freelancer and just trying to make it there. And I got a phone call in New York and it’s Patti. The real Patti. And my heart’s beating fast. She’s like, ‘I was at the reunion! You weren’t!’ and I was like, ‘Yeah…sorry…I had to work.’ And she goes, ‘I found out you live in New York. Guess what—I do, too!’ And she told me where she lives. We lived across Central Park from each other. And she says, ‘Why don’t you come over for dinner?’
>So now we’re in a Doug show. I’m like, what do I wear? What will she look like!? All that’s happening as I’m walking across Central Park to her apartment, just wondering and just hoping, all those things. I was, at the time, very available.
>I get to the door, and you get buzzed up in New York, and so I walk up to the apartment and I hear the lock turn—it’s getting ready to happen—and she opens the door, and she’s perfect. Just perfect. She just looks spectacular and she’s so happy, and her arms fly up and we hug, and I’m just like [frightened guttural gasping noises]. She backs up and she goes ‘Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs!’ [Laughs.] It sounds like I’m making this up, right? And I’m like, ‘Yeah… yeah, uh huh!’ ‘Yeah, they always used to call me Flatty Patti, but look!’ And she was just funny and fun and innocent, but it’s like Doug and Patti together again, ten years later, right?
>So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’
>And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.

I watched unhealthy amounts of I Love Lucy as a kid because Nick-At-Nite came on so early and I was too stupid to change the channel.

Well? What happened?

>"The man in the pickle suit tricked me again!"

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Kill yourself reddit dataminer

>"Hey, there Funny!"

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did they fuck and suck?

>tfw no brown skinned blonde short haired gf

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wtf? is this cannon?
i only watched it in the weekends when i was a smoll kid and barelly understood it

she's tanned you idiots

it was threes company for me.

All brown people are black now, including tanned whites.

Doug's autistic power fantasies literally end with "and then everyone clapped".

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>blonde hair
>orange skin

The fuck is that race?

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>please clap

youtube.com/watch?v=es00S6x38sE

see

El atrocidad...

Its only wrong when white women do it you idiot. White men colonizing nigger pussy is fine, and in some cases, desirable.

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>Tanned

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the episode where Doug kidnaps a family in his imagination and then he actually does it in real life always went over my head

president