ITT: Xenomorphs Who Did Nothing Wrong

Xenomorphs aren't that of a threat when you think about it.
They only cause real problems when there are no guns to defend yourself with.
In aliens apart from dumb decisions by the marines and them being outnumbered, the Xenomorphs were killed far more often by the marines than the other way around.

kek

Is that the GigaNigga9000?

It tried to use the stinger at first.

They're "the ultimate physical specimen" or whatever, but as nature shows, intelligence is the most dangerous force, and yeah xenos are sorely lacking in that department despite supposedly being the pinnacle of physical form and having giant heads.

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FUCK this scene

It just needs some Benny Hill music over the top of it.

I dunno we already have guns everywhere in america and look at how many humans are killed by lesser hominids.

The comic books do a far better example explaining why the simplistic nature of the xenos is more dangerous than the intelligence of humans.

You can watch summaries of them on youtube.

This xenomorph did nothing wrong.

youtube.com/watch?v=UsJjfS-i2zM

I liked this scene. I thought it was supposed to show how dumb people can act in a state of panic.

Then you're a retard because absolutely no one would be that stupid. The fight or flight mechanic of humans either sends you into a panic to run or an extreme focus to fight. Adrenaline improves reaction times, spacial awareness and responsiveness which is why we have it and in that situation you are more likely to avoid the blood not less likely.

>Implying you wouldn't run out of breath after 2 feet and then slip on blood.
Nice dubs tho

the worst part about this scene is the joke where for the second his wife thinks xenomorph tail is actually his BBC

like, this is actual, real scene in a hollywood movie. WTF.

How fat are you user

have you ever seen how women act when they freak out? Men definitely get focused buy basedboys and your average woman do stupid shit when they panic

Imagine Ridley Scott directing this with his hard 80 year old penis throbbing while he thinks of the amount of times he is gonna be fapping to it over and over in his trailer after a long hard day's work. I mean just imagine that yellow cum bursting out of his old dick while he makes sure to show a complete nude shot of the female as her black dude is brutally killed by a hard xenomorph tail.

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huh so adding double 5oy makes it say 5oy

You're confusing normal states and adrenaline states, obviously have no grasp on how reality actually works fuck off retard.

Based Ripley making the brainlets ITT seeth.

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>tfw I truly understand the brilliance of Scientology and wish L. Ron Hubbard was still alive to be the head boss
The 1960's was the greatest time to be a Scientologist. Nowadays... well you know

Everyone is retarded in slasher movies. They only exist to be retarded and get killed by the predator until there is only one female survivor. People want Alien to be this sci-fi epic but Scott stays true to the core concept.

Don't have shower sex if there is a slight possibility that a murderous alien is on the loose in your ship.

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>People want Alien to be this sci-fi epic but Scott stays true to the core concept.
You idiot I didn't pay money to see a rip off of his first Alien. I was expecting a Shaw/David sequel as they go and find out the secrets of the birth of humanity which was the ORIGINAL plan called Paradise Lost before Ridley last second decided to retcon all that and just make a bland pathetic shitty sequel with Shaw killed off screen.

>But there is a book you can read set before events of Covenent
FUCK THAT! So happy his other movies got cancelled and now Cameron is trying to get Fox to make his Alien 5 (Alien 2 proper sequel).

RIDLEY BTFO

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No one in Alien or Aliens acted as unbearably stupid as they do in Prometheus or Covenant.

not once, but TWICE!

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>David gets 2 minutes of dialogue

OH NO NO NO NO

>In aliens apart from dumb decisions by the marines and them being outnumbered, the Xenomorphs were killed far more often by the marines than the other way around.
Maybe they change strategies once they have superior numbers and attack in waves for faster attrition. They're rapid breeders and have unlimited manpower, but maybe go slow and covert once they're outnumbered.

Unlimited manpower? They need a live human for every egg

I heard about that scene before I saw the movie, but I didn't want to believe it was real. Turned out Yea Forums wasn't exaggerating.

Because Hollywood lost it. Americas golden age is over, they've lost the spark that made their cultural output great. Now the only thing they can do is to try to recapture the old magic, but it's not working out that well.

True, forgot that the queen only lays facehugger eggs.

>the silhouette
lel

>The fight or flight mechanic of humans either sends you into a panic to run or an extreme focus to fightThe fight or flight mechanic of humans either sends you into a panic to run or an extreme focus to fight
Yeah, but it didn't make you perfect runner or fighter. And didn't make blood on the floor that you can slip on disapear or make you perfect shooter

Certainly not with a nigger if you must do it.

>The fight or flight mechanic of humans
From my understanding of the current state of research, it's not longer just "fight or flight".

Now it's
>fight
>flight
>freeze

Are you a pol user? This is textbook dunning-kruger. Slipping in a floor slick with blood is EXACTLY what a person who do in that situation, especially if they aren't a trained soldier. I know that these movies have extremely dumb haters, but to see it in action is impressive. You are so smug for someone so blatantly dumb.

>but it's not working out that well.
Because a lot of viewers now are nitpicking autists that obsessed with "MUH REALISM" "MUH LOGIC" and basically criticize not movvie itself but characters for not being perfect human beings in every situtation possible.

No one is going to be dumb enough to teach a xenomorph how to use a human weapon; that's a mistake only made by americans and colonial french and british.

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Hollywood's cultural superiority was quantity, mass producing garbage with occasional gems and classics. Now it's sovietized, propaganda pieces with a bloated budgets for a globalized world, no risks involved.

>fight
>flight
>woman

Evidence if ther was any that sex is dangerous and it’s better to be an incel

This is dumb too because you're not factoring in trying to escape an alien whilst blood is on the floor. I wouldn't slip but a small percentage would

Alien is so much better than this shit.

The xeno's have a harder job going against humans (or any other lifeform).
Remember, the marines were trying to kill the xenos, but the xenos wanted to capture the humans alive for impregnation.
If they wanted to go all out and hunt to kill, things might've been a little different, though perhaps not so drastically since a pulse rifle is what it is and they die easily enough to one.

Hardly. Viewers now are the same as they were before. It's the movies that have changed.

Yes, and the flat curve of mediocrity is much less interesting than the rollercoaster line between garbage and classic. Now we only get "meh"

>a small percentage
A very high percentage of people would slip in that situation

shitty writing
answers every question you ever had about virtually anything ever

>characters that supposed to be stupid are stupid
>somehow it's bad writing

No, viewing movie for a lot of people now is field for constant making jokes or autistic nitpicking. They can't watch movies like what they are. Thanks to Youtube

>bad writing creates stupid characters
>characters so dumb that it suspends disbelief
yes, it's always bad, or rather lazy, writing.

>>characters so dumb that it **fails to** suspend disbelief
ftfm

the whole movie is basically "what if we send dumb married couples to find new planet to live in?"

Its posts like these that make me happy the prison/justice system chews through the black community

There’s no bad writing and there’s no character that stupid. The problem is that you are stupid, it has nothing to do with the movies.

>jumpscare snoozefests are good
No thanks, user.

>bad writing creates stupid characters
I like how you just ignored my point about stupid characters written like stupid characters because that was the point of the script

>no u
Wow holy shit.
Fine, stay a pleb that loves consuming shitty media lmao

>pleb
Says the mindless drone with the generic idiot’s narrative about Prometheus characters. You are stupid.

Shit excuse. You only do that when the movie isn't gripping you, and in any case that activity can be fun if the movie is fun. Modern movies are just a slog.

>I like how you just ignored my point about stupid characters written like stupid characters because that was the point of the script
That's a pretty dumb script.
A retard is easy to write because then every dilemma that follows can be blamed on their retardation.
It's lazy.
A character that's representative of an ordinary person is harder to write.
If people in the audience can tear apart a scenario instantly by questioning
>why did X do that? why would anyone fucking do that?
Then it was badly written.
Covenant was full of this shit.

I never watched prometheus :^)
because i don't watch pleb shit unlike you

>why did X do that? Why would anyone do that?
99.9% of the time the audience member is an idiot with bad ideas and thinks the characters know they’re in a horror movie.

Yeah, wasn't exactly the best two hours of my life.

women aren't human

Your point is so fucking retarded. You are seriously trying to push the idea that american movies are as good as ever, but the entire culture have changed to the point that it's the fault of the viewer that he doesn't like the movie.

>thinks the characters know they’re in a horror movie.
nah that's only you sweetie

>That's a pretty dumb script.
No, it's not
>A retard is easy to write
So?
>It's lazy.
Easy does not mean lazy
>A character that's representative of an ordinary person is harder to write.
So? Just because of that everyone should try to write them? Stupid point
>If people in the audience can tear apart a scenario instantly by questioning
No one tear apart scenario. No one even touched religious themes of the movie. All whining is about stupid characters being stupid
>>why did X do that? why would anyone fucking do that?
>Then it was badly written.
Or watching person is dumb and didn't get tthe point of the scene but not realise it.

Viewers are dumber than they’ve ever been. Every intelligent movie bombs at the box office. Every single person that criticizes Prometheus and to a lesser extent Covenant is retarded. It is 100% the fault of audiences.

... What are your examples of "intelligent movies"?

>Hey, I know I'm the bad guy and all and that you know I killed your friends...but could you stick your face in this space egg?
>Sure

I dont think you understand what fear can do to humans. There have been cases of people being hit by cars because they stopped moving, ran INTO gunfire or trample each other. There's a reason you never yell fire in places.

>character that is shown throughout the movie as incompetent christian fanatic that makes bad decision after another is made another bad decision as stupid christian that he is
>LOL WHY SCRIPT IS SO BAD

The replies to this are amazing
The fucking lengths people will go to defend unmitigated shit because their god Ridley Scott had a hand in it

heh, he got us here, we all Chritians stick our faces into space eggs the moment a psychotic android, who just killed our friends, tell us to.

>character that is shown throughout the movie as incompetent christian fanatic that makes bad decision after another is made another bad decision as stupid christian that he is
>LOL WHY SCRIPT IS SO BAD

it does raise a question. why send incompetent people on a space colony mission?

Irony is not argument by itself, user

>Heh, you think you're smart for pointing out this character is retarded, well he was WRITTEN to be retarded, like every character in the movie, checkmate drumpfies

Just because you are satisfied by the fruits of shitty writers doesn't mean everyone is. You useless asshole.

They're competent enough to colonise planet that they flight to. But original captain died in accident and christian fanatic become the one. And he start make dumb decisions as captain.

>it does raise a question. why send incompetent people on a space colony mission?
it's a bad script, but don't tell that other user, let him figure it out on his own if ever

user you legitimately have /pol/ level stupidity if you think there’s anything wrong with a character slipping on a wet floor. Your brain is worthless.

Why does the main actress look like a lesbian?

>>Heh, you think you're smart for pointing out this character is retarded, well he was WRITTEN to be retarded
Well, yeah? How you can debunk it actually
Just because you stupid doesn't mean that writing is bad

Because he wasnt in charge. James franco was

You realise that situation in the movie is not actual space colony mission that they were flying to?

youtu.be/SZnKrvOyN6M
This dude has so many triggered dumb incels in his comments

again
>no u
the absolute state of scott fags

>watching a half hour youtube "analysis" of a shitty film
lmao
no thanks user, watch it again for me though

Ridley Scott is slowly going senile.

If you watch the interviews he’s perfectly aware of what he’s doing, and he always planned to take Alien beyond generic slasher trash. The issue was that Prometheus was too smart for general audiences. Too complex, not enough spoon feeding.

does making 2nd in command in charge suddenly turn your whole crew into idiots?

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Also, why peoples always pointing out that it is SPACE colony missiona like it supposed to mean that people should be super qualified for flying in space. Like they just forget that flying through space is common practise in the future that is shown to us. Peoples from first movie is basically truck drivers. Might as well critisize characters for not being perfectly healthy and athletic

What so idiotic did they do?

Brainlets think the characters in a movie read the script so they should be ready for extremely unlikely horror events. That’s literally how stupid these people are.

Having a deep and meaningful story doesn't excuse the characters being complete morons in order to tell it.

>and he always planned to take Alien beyond generic slasher trash.
And proceeds to make exactly slasher trash.
Wow.

It's not an excuse, it's the idea of characters being stupid in order to have that story. Scripts are made to tell a actual story, not to make excuses for charaters of this story

The characters aren’t morons, they have regular human flaws, especially appropriate for people willing to go blind on a secret space mission

>tfw /k/ommando
>tfw don't know if I want to build a Pulse Rifle or a DL-44 Heavy Blaster loaded with red tracers

to name a few
>land on alien planet with little to no head protection (even Prometheus did this right)
>that blood puddle
>"muh wife"
>"look inside this egg"
>having shower sex in horror movie, ever

God you're either a delusional woman or a soiboy that's never spent any time with a woman

>>land on alien planet with little to no head protection
When they get the signal result of the computer showed that this planet is even better for life than original one. That why they landed there in the first place. And few people were against that landing.
>>that blood puddle
You mean slipping on blood? You can slip in real life as well. It's not supposed to represent intilligence
>>"muh wife"
Caring about wife is idiotic?
>having shower sex in horror movie, ever
DZING, another cinemasin!

>having shotguns for internal defence that can blow up your ship if you hit a pipe
>2 androids that look identical, one evil. Let one on board without checking

What a pile of wank

>>having shotguns for internal defence that can blow up your ship if you hit a pipe
Shotguns are not supposed to used inside ships and towards pipes, obviously
androids that look identical, one evil. Let one on board without checking
Actually legitimate plothole. Only one so far

I had to checked the IMDb page to confirm. kek

Also
>no alien nothing for two years
they killed those prometheus flicks, didn't they?

Mate even now we have frangible ammo for use in situations like that. Never mind super space weaponry.

I don't think that medic have the time to check what ammo she gonna use when monster was klling her friend

The characters in Alien and Aliens were dumb and incompetent. You just saw those movies before you started browsing internet message boards and reading user reviews.

nah, the characters in the two prometheus flicks are much dumber and it's clearly just for plot reasons

I hate space movies like the new Aliens because the whole crew act like super smart scientists, instead of everday people that act natural. The first alien movie got it right when the whole crew acted like low wage construction workers on a ship.

Wrong and wrong. You’re an idiot and a garbage person.

>Can someone please tell me why all the new alien movies have dumb characters?

Prometheus characters are either dumb greedy old man Weyland, or a bunch of """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""qualified"""""""""""""""""" people that just barely fit the definitions to do their jobs and really weren't cut out for their work

Covenant characters were literally your average normies who were just out to colonize a planet.

I don't remember Covenant crew acting like super smart scientists

>why does bad studio make bad movie
because retards will pay to see this shit

But they were space truckers and grunts. The nualien guys are scientists and specialists in planetary colonisation. Youd think theyd know about checking for alien pathogens before setting foot on a planet unprotected.

They were uptight and acted professional all the time.

>Youd think theyd know about checking for alien pathogens
Yeah, they should have watch Alien Covenant before going to space colonies

Is they? i remember that they just acted friendly towards each other, not speifically professional

Godsamn do I hate uppity niggers.

Why wouldn't the shotguns for internal defense be loaded with ammo for internal defense?

Idk i never actually seen the movie

Pulse rifle has the cool red led ammo counter.

>dude just stick your head in this space egg lmao

I don't know, ask Weyland Corp

Aka the enemys aiming mark. That was a bit stupid tbqh

>People want Alien to be this sci-fi epic but Scott stays true to the core concept
You evidently have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

I love how it took "research" to figure this out after how many years? That's literally just the three options you have in any situation: egress, action, and inaction.

I saw the movie and I do not remember this. I must have blocked it out or something.

>it's a good idea to staff your billion dollar spaceship with literal retards
drink bleach

Ridley Scott said the main influence for Alien was Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and it absolutely goes along with the story beats of a slasher film

>Ridley Scott said the main influence for Alien was Texas Chainsaw Massacre
"Screenwriter Dan O’Bannon was heavily influenced by Cold War sci-fi films like Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) and The Thing from Another World (1951) ("The Thing"), and if you watch these movies, you can find quite a few similarities. Take The Thing for example. This 1951 classic focuses on a group of soldiers and scientists living in an Arctic research station. They’re cut off from the rest of civilization, unwittingly bring a monster into their base, and when the creature awakes from hibernation, it goes on a killing rampage."
screenprism.com/insights/article/which-films-influenced-alien-and-how
nice try faget

I knew she was gonna slip on the blood but slipping twice? I laughed out loud at how ridiculous that was.

Everything about Covenant was fucking retarded
>Lets land in the middle of a storm instead of waiting for it to pass
>Lets go outside without vac suits when we have no idea what is on the planet
>Lets leave the door open
>Lets leave all out rocket fuel right next to the door in 44 gallon drums
>Lets just fucking wander off to have a smoke
>Lets sniff this weird alien flower
>This dude has blood coming out of every orifice, lets run up and get it all over ourselves
>Lets trust this incredibly shady robot
>Lets split up

That's as far as I got into the movie, but you can't even pretend it was bad by accident, Ridley Scott was intentionally making the movie as bad as possible, it's the only way it could possibly have turned out so retarded.

Alien was also stupid. Yeah, right, it's not stupid that a guy facefucked by an alien species doesn't get quarantined and isolated. Just remove it and everything is fine.

Yeah, it's like they didn't realise that they are in a Alien movie

>The initial screenplay was written by Transcendence screenwriter Jack Paglen in June 2013.[37] In March 2014, Michael Green was hired to rewrite Paglen's script. Dante Harper later wrote a new script but an extensive rewrite was performed by screenwriter John Logan
It was doomed from the start as the whole franchise revisit was a simple cash grab because there are very few good writers in the industry any more and hollywood wants its shekels somehow.

Mate, they were so fucking retarded if theyd met fucking ET instead of the xenos theyd still all have died.

>it's not stupid that a guy facefucked by an alien species doesn't get quarantined and isolated
being this retarded

keke

I've posted this before, but what breaks suspension of disbelief is that these characters are meant to be highly trained, specialized space explorers, but they don't follow even basic safety procedures that even a layman today would understand.
Compare to the first Alien movie, they're space truckers, blue collar bums. They still try to implement quarantine, they still try to follow basic safety procedure. Sure, they make mistakes, but they're the type of mistakes you could believe a space trucker might make. After all, they're just a high school drop-out space trucker.
But when you look at the movies side by side, the dumbass space truckers were actually smarter than the specialist space explorers, so didn't even TRY to follow basic safety procedures. They *left the fucking door open*. They didn't forget, they knowingly left the door open, on an unknown planet, with unknown wildlife, with unknown atmosphere, and unknown pathogens. I don't remember anyone doing that on the Nostromo.

Yeah right, I'm retarded. Interplanetary travel and they can't even X-Ray this motherfucker. They let him run around after being in contact with a totally foreign organism until he bursted on the breakfast table.

You are retarded, they crew of the Nostromo did quaratine him, they were overriden by the android who turned out to be setting them up.

>Yeah right, I'm retarded
Clearly.

>bursted

>are meant to be highly trained, specialized space explorers
No they don't. Watch the actual movie

The difference being, its a fucking great iconic scene, and establishes the visceral xeno lifecycle, one of the bedrock premises of the franchise. Noone watches it with the reaction "wtf are these space retards doing lmao" like with nualiens.

He could only trick them because they were retarded in the first place.

>establishes the visceral xeno lifecycle

Until the mushroom based air sperm of the new films.

The "research" you're shitting on refers to the discovery of the brain chemistry involved in the third state. Sure you could act all smart going "oh hurr durr of course people freeze up" but it wasn't until recently that we understood the neurobiology of that phenomenon. It involves the basolateral amygdala and hippocampus flooding itself with serotonin to try and "play dead". However in some individuals (especially those taking SSRIs, MAOI inhibitors, and other psychiatric medicines), this response is almost completely inhibited and they are physically incapable of going into that state.
T. Studying to become a trauma nurse

>Prometheus
>Dude I'm literally the most highly qualified geologist in the world and I have this neato holographic mapping system let be get stoned and then get lost in a perfectly circular cave

>The difference being, its a fucking great iconic scene
What a hypocrites you are

>>Dude I'm literally the most highly qualified geologist so i'm supposed to know all caves of the universe

Prmetheus and Covenant are not the same movies

How? If nualiens was proper kino instead of fuckwits in space, it would get a bit of leeway.

How could fuckwits in space from first movie gee leeway then?

>Goes to Earth to hunt for safari trophy, or "goes to Earth to select adaptive DNA from spinal fluid".
Ah fuck it, Shane's probably secretly mad he died first so he wrote that that abominable thing in retaliation.

Because kino, and some of the stupid helped establish critical plot points. Neither of which applies to covenant etc

Basially because you feel so

so the audience can identify with them.

Well, me and the rest of the film watching population of the planet, tbf.

Honestly Prometheus had some shit characteristics but when I look at the tripe Hollywood has put out since, I praise it for its originality

the biggest plothole is the captain deciding to completely abandon his training and directives after a 1 minute talk to visit a completely unknown planet.

I think the only big name director left that hasnt revealed himself to be a hack is cameron.

Not a plot hole, dumbass.
>a completely unknown planet
More known than the original destination. The logic shouldn’t be hard for you to grasp.

An actual fanboy?

What a total nigger you are.

youtube.com/watch?v=UIbB_wAUdj8

The only information they have about their original destination planet is from long range scans of the atmosphere. The moment they encounter this planet, it becomes more known than the one they originally planned to settle on. Now that you’ve revealed yourself to be a /pol/ incel I’m not surprised that I had to explain twice.