Helium tank arrived in the mail today

>Helium tank arrived in the mail today.

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Cool, user! You must be filling up a lot of balloons for whatever you're celebrating! Is it your birthday? Wishing you well.

haha are you making yourself sound funny? I never tried it

Masking tape around the tube don't get lazy

Glad you're stockpiling helium. The world will run out of it soon.

Kek'd

You aren't going to kermit with it, are you?

>he doesn't know that the government regulations made it so it doesn't work for that anymore

Give yourself over to christ and live

Good, here's hoping all the other frogposter retards follow suit.

To me it sounds like he's celebrating his death day. In my opinion he should go with a gun instead of a helium tank. Go out with an exclamation point instead of an ellipsis

Why does he wear the mask?

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most helium tanks now have oxygen in them so you'll just get a funny voice or braindamage but not die

Scout the way ahead for us
Tell us if it's clear ahead
Scout the way ahead for us
Tell us when you're dead

kek

you having a party? why wasn't I invited, I'm great with kids

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Dubs I helium, singles I jump off a bridge, trips or greater and I live another year

Good luck fren. Might as well try heroin before you go.

What's with all the suicidal threads tonight?

Proof with timestamp?