Movies for this feel

you're tell me this fine tard can enjoy and understand the subtle nuances of The Spirit of the Beehive.

I would unironically hang out with this guy. he would brighten my day no doubt

capeshit

>people only sent capeshit

He'd probably beat the shit out of you and get away with it because of his disability.

Based happy man

>dude i like him cause hes a retard lmfao!!

Vapid whores on my facebook will share this to virtue signal but act like cunts irl

>00:20

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> be you
> retarded
> people still don't like you
Sad.

This 100%. I would definitely watch a movie with this dude.

I wanna see his 3x3

There is a movie with nic cage where he and his nigger wife buy a lottery ticket and he promised a waitress a portion of it as a tip. Eventually nigger woman divorces him and wants to take all the money and he falls in love with waitress. And because they share the sad story Americans send them money via mail. I'm not sure what it's called but im sure you can google the plot synopsis

> I would watch a movie with this guy
> I would watch a movie with anyone :(

imagine watching a movie with another person
wouldnt that be like...cool...or whatever...

Anonymous delivers

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I wish I could enjoy life as much as this fucking retard.

Sometimes I get my body pillow and curl up on the couch to some kino and hug it like it was a person

Congrats on the empathy, user. It's genuinely a great quality.

You're the only person virtue signalling here.

literally me

>ITS ALL FUCKING MARVEL SHIT

what a nice thread guys, im proud of you

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I would run up and punch that fucking subhuman in the back of his fat downy head thus killing him instantly. Fuck retards and fuck you.

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Looks like it fits op criteria i guess. Another one is North maybe where a boy gets letters from people around the world who want to adopt him because he is divorcing his parents also bruce willis stalks him for some reason movie has big twist at the end aswell. I think the boy is played by elijah wood

I've genuinely thought about doing a tour across America (and hell maybe through other continents) of meeting up with anons to watch a movie for a day. Possibly as a live meta documentary. It's probably too crazy of an idea. I think most autists here wouldn't do it out of fear or something.

I truly hope the TV in the background isn't the one he watches because Jesus christ that's awful

You will be murdered on the 2nd stop

This guy would totally love Steel

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You will get shot by a nigger. You would be safer going to Syria.

>physical media
There's being retarded and then there's being a diskcuck

There's this thrift store I always go to that never has anything interesting, it always smells like piss and has employees like the guy in the OP. Last time I went you could hear one of them shouting they're spanking some object cause it was being naughty and laughing maniacally. Don't even know why I keep going back.

Probably would only get normal people who shit post on occasion. I'm guessing you would meet some pretty chill people and it would be uneventful (in a good way).

Idea of meeting random people for movies is a cool doc idea though, everyone likes movies and you would meet people from all walks of life. One episode is with a grandmother, another with a crack dealer with ms13. One of those "we all bleed red" kinda stories.

:)

Until you go to some deranged faggot who keeps you as a sex slave or just wonder into a nigger neighbourhood and get raped and killed

I can just hear the uplifting dramatic music

no you wouldnt

highly underrated

t. unbased and bluepilled contrarian

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God I wish I still got this excited for anything anymore. Last time I got laid I wasn't that excited.

Good for Mark. Downies are really happy people.

Why?

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only god forgives
god, you're so cool and apathetic

I genuinely wish I was retarded and happy. Instead of midly retarded and depressed.

knowing the internet can help people like this after a tragedy is truly heartwarming. thanks OP for this gif

considering he's a potato does it even matter what they send him?

yikes my man

Kekd irl

thats copyright infringement

legit teared up a little. what are his favorites?

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>lose home
>get capeshit
yay

All DC movies

Radio xDDD

based

BR2049, Drive, Bandersnatch, Alita Battle Angel

Your compassion will be your undoing

It's so nice they risked themselves to save their pet.

>Last time I got laid I wasn't that excited.
You're not supposed to be faggot, on the rare occasions you get your dick wet you're not supposed to act like a 6 year old with 2 ice creams

It was all a dream

I bet this pleb doesn't even have Cool Runnings

>we need gary coleman but a little more light skinned
>I know just the guy sir

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People with down syndrome always seem so happy. Perhaps it's not all that bad to have that condition. It's like being a kid forever.

Its a wonderful life

I wish I was that happy.

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All you nigs patting tards on the back for being tards have never had to wrestle one down as it attacks your 6 year old cousin because he touched their elmo doll

your faggot cousin probably deserved it, you don't go around grabbing random dolls

We are a morally evil society for allowing dysgenics of this level.

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Nobody should want to be a kid forever, that's twisted

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He would probably make you sad over a long time period. He is a fundamentally broken human being, not some quirky cute oddity.

sending movies is fine, but they really should stop sendig him chromosomes

If a tard like you can I don’t see why not.

I genuinely don't understand why you would voluntarily choose to waste the rest of your life raising a tard.
Unless your testicles have been exposed to radiation for years on end, chances are you could just try again and make another kid that wouldn't be a defective waste of oxygen.
It's basically a glorified pet, that will never be able to grow and change, and causes nothing but misery for everyone else who is forced to interact with it.

Trisos are almost never aggressive. In fact their fucked up brain makes them super docile.

>life imitates art

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This. There's a very real joy in helping tards out, but it's not cute. At all. It's an hard and thankless job

now this is fucking shit, goddamn sand niggers

This is the ultimate black pill

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Anybody have experience with tards? What is it like to take care of them 24/7? Even tard parents seem to want to assure everyone that all the hard work is worth it.

my next door neighbor got hit by a car when he was 4 and suffered a traumatic brain injury to the point where he could barely speak. his parents got a lot of money in the lawsuit so i guess it wasn't a gigantic financial strain but their lives looked like hell. they put him in a home when he turned 18 and i don't blame them at all.

Dude come to Arkansas. You can crash at my place for a week.

kekd every thread lmfao

the movie that answers all things

If you had a potato in your family, you'd probably not have the patience to watch a movie with one. With the variety of tards I've seen in my life, I can safely say I would never do it willingly.

he's probably getting some, think about it.

>you'll never be this happy about movies
Feels bad, man.

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that's right, Jay

The Swedish title translates to "cop gives waitress two million dollars in tips". Real catchy.

I went to a thrift store staffed/populated by down's syndrome people last month and I found more shit to buy than I've found in a year going to my usual haunt that's closer, and all of it was even cheaper than the other place. The downie girl staffing the register was all upbeat and pleasant, too. 10/10 - would go again.

Based on my Special Victim's Unit studies, they're run a much higher chance of being sexually abused, but also have an easier time not feeling bad about it. God's a sick puppy.

Me on the right.

How about you fucking teach your kid not to go around trying to steal other people's dolls, faggot. "he was just touching it" yeah fucking right, that's what you always cry when your poorfag spawn got caught trying to steal something they thought looked nice.

Didn't his parents know abortion was legal

YO LIL DONNIE, I BET MY EXCITEMENT FOR FILMS TICKLES YER NUTS YA FAGGOT.

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Based and redpilled

lemme guess, got cucked?

>investing in a movie collection which will be obsolete when the newer format/8k remasters come out
>not just pirating them

This guy is definitely retarded.

>wanting to watch capeshit CGI in even higher resolutions
His retardation must be catching.

>using facebook

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harsh but true

Based lad

rrrrrrrrrrr love to smash retard head in

remember that retarded kid who was triggered by blockbuster closing so his dad built him a shelf and filled it with elmo and barney videos?
that was really gay

sure is reddit in here. quit pretending retards are tolerable or cool or fun. they're a god damn chore and you only see them in thirty second edited bursts without actually hearing them. they're godawful and everybody knows it

Does he actually watch the movies or doe he just collect them?

I can't imagine this little dude sitting through the LOTR trilogy

how is it "virtue signaling" to notice that chicks pretend to be nice but in practice aren't? do you use words you don't understand often?

>fear
fear of cringe. never interact with somebody who goes to Yea Forums(nel), they're supremely autistic and the only thing they can do is repeat things they've heard here. they don't know how to do anything but spout "memes" as a replacement for humor
>heh DOUBLES heh we both know what THOSE are but we're in real life DOUBLES

>I genuinely don't understand why you would voluntarily choose to waste the rest of your life raising a tard.
I was about to post this same thing. I wouldn't even know how to care for someone like that. I would always see him as a burden and would almost certainly grow to resent him.

When you wait until 50 to have kids

You could be talking about Yea Forums.

I kinda envy him, at least he's excited by something.

>tfw last time I got laid I was actually trembling and noticeably breathing shallow
>"Are you nervous or something?"

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>main appeal of site is anonymity and lack of consequences of real social interactions
>I bet they are willing to be filmed and put in a nature documentary to be laughed at by normies!
oh and this

America sure sounds like a nice place to live

If you ever do this, just don't eat any food anyone brings from home; we all remember what happened on the /k/ meetup.

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>Dude come to Arkansas. You can crash at my place for a week.
You guys could play True Detectives®

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i still think its fake, that cum looks way too consistent and thick, it looks exactly like fucking condensed milk

aye caramba!

TWO SCOOPS?!

people call me retard all the time
where's my free movies?

youtu.be/gFUKVe6Xpd0