Why was this shit?

Found the autist.

They come from under the ground instead of Mars.

They get beat by the Army, germ ending tacked on.

When was the last time Spielberg made a GOOD movie?

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playing Spongebob in the background of the first or second scene with clips and auido bytes from completely different episodes

Empire of the Sun.

How fucking shit does that War horse look. How much crack was he smoking

Looks like Half Life 3

This. God, those fucking kids! Especially the teenage boy.

You’re an idiot frend

ROOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBIIIEEEEE ROOOOOOOBBBBBBIIIIIEEEE

No, she was criminally misused in this movie. She was one of the great child actresses, known for her ability to have an adult demeanor and presence and to convincingly act mature, but they wasted it by having her act a part written for a typical kid of her age at the time. The screaming scene was the peak moment of that misuse.

WOTW is kino and a great pleb filter.

Fuck is your problem?

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Dakota fanning had this LRAD scream which cued any action scene.

There's absolutely no reason why it should have a kid character in the first place. The whole point of the story is to be dark as fuck. The insignificance of humanity. The complete lack of value in any human life.

>IS IT TERRORISTS?!
>*silence*
>IS IT TERRORISTS?!
>*silence*
>IS IT TERRORISTS?!
>*silence*
>IS IT TERRORISTS?!
No, it's not terrorists you autistic little faggots! Why the fuck would you think that sand niggers would have access to rayguns and walking tanks!?

Which makes the stakes higher when he has to also carry cunny around

Could be alien terrorists.

>doesn't understand humor

Well no, if you were honest to the story the kids would all be killed. That would be too edgy, so it would have been better off without kids at all. Putting in kids just makes it trite.

I watched Minority Report yesterday, it was fucking jarring. Lighting was so intense, felt like they were filming in an Apple Store back lit with spotlights, went from straight body horror to slapstick in like a minute flat, and that whole car factory chase was right out of Attack of the Clones. Seems like a movie that should've been made in the late 80's like Total Recall or Blade Runner.

You're forgetting how retarded 9-11 made everybody.

The effects were good anyway.

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god that's brutal
they nearly kill themselves to get across the river just to get fucking annihilated on the other side

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It kinda is terrorists.

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Pales in comparison to
>pic related

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>PARKING LOT DREAMS

>BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA~aaaaaaaaa~aaap--

Agreed.

>Donald Trump test new illegal immigration counter measures along the Rio Grande circa 2022

I lost my virginity after seeing it opening day with my boyfriend.

did you bleed?

>you are now aware he was imagining you as Dakota Fanning the entire time.

are you tom cruise?

Faggot

did you top or bottom?

Unironically my favorite Spielberg

No
He kinda liked the guy, had the same kind of hair
No, but I'm also Dyslexic like him
Marb lights special blends
Top but I was on my back, cowgirl

The kids are an important plot point as it establishes Tom Cruise's character as a deadbeat dad who does whatever it takes to keep him and his children alive. The kids give Tom Cruise motivation to push through.

cowboy*
also im gay btw

Munich desu

Kids are an annoying burden in disaster movie and they bring nothing positive.

Fuck off abomination

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That's cliché as fuck.

Because we didn't get to watch the girl piss.