Turn on your ceiling fan

>turn on your ceiling fan
>it aint me starts playing

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>turn off fan
>helicopter doesn’t fall to the floor
Immersion ruined

>turn in lamp
>BA XA AMERICA YEU

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helicopter only needs capitalism and commie blood to stay on air

Is this the Landis household?

id ironically buy this and ironically show it off to everyone who came over

Helicopters are actually able to hover without the need to propellers. They simply do not want the public at large to know about this technology, so they have convinced us otherwise.

Fun fact: in Vietnam poor families are still required to have 3 weeks of guerilla training.

not so fun fact: it has nothing to do with gorillas

do americans really do this?

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its more closely related to macaque

Fun fact: it does have a lot to do with chimps

>not THIS IS THE END

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

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John "slit the slant's neck with a huey" Landis

>not Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries
You had one job...

Yep. The plan was to have Americans walk through at least 7 nukes during the invasion of Japan. People really didn't get how dangerous it was.

are those ships right next to it? have americans always been this stupid?

They were unmanned.

There isn't anyone on board. It's mostly a bunch of captured Jap and Kraut ships they're nuking.
Fun fact, nuking ships isn't practical nor is it effective. A bunch of ships, like the Prinz Eugen, survived two nukes to the face.

wouldn't radiation damage the people?

Nukes aren't actually as effective as we're led to believe. The devastating effects of the bomb dropped in Hiroshima had more to do with the city being made of bamboo and paper than nukes being really powerful.

Yeah, but people are easy to replace. Boats are expensive.

Does it make the “whoop whoop whoop whoop” sound?

That's a Little Bird, not a Huey.

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Yes, that is why modern naval ships have radiations suits and sprinklers to wash off the fall out.

Nuking ships at close range was useful for testing. Fun fact - some of those ships survived being nuked.

lmao except modern nukes are in 20-50mt range vs 20kt

uma delicia!

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Inverse square law

does not counter the fact that it a MASSIVELY higher yield and would be incredibly destructive to modern cities. it may not take out every column and foundation, every structure, but it would do a good job on the rest. you're a moron

I bet you literally believe this too, huh?

This is a miniature.
Nukes were just a bluff and don't exist.
Hiroshima and Nagasaki were chemical attacks.

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>We need an African Helicopter

Consider it done

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whats the point of this chopper. you are a sitting duck on the side like that

MH-6 is a drone killer. You sit your $160,000 salary grunts on the rail and shoot down $5 million UAVs. Who gives a shit when a drone operator manages to occasionally shoot back

would a thin layer of methacrylate make that much of a difference?

Too bad we'll never find out because nuclear weapons aren't real