>we need Emma Stone but more talented, more attractive, more intelligent, and for a lower price
>I know just who to call..
We need Emma Stone but more talented, more attractive, more intelligent, and for a lower price
Angel Walker
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Brody Walker
ew.
Luke Foster
cute
with a nice boot
Jason Powell
we need emma stone to walk around Hollywood naked
Jason Howard
Did you read the details of the pilot she's doing? Not good.
Andrew Green
>you will never watch kino and slam steel reserves with best emma as you explain simple plot elements to her tiny brain and then have passionate missionary sex with her cute, hairy pusy while licking her tiny, pale body
Jeremiah Long
>sir, shes climbing up your pant leg as we speak
Jack Rogers
and shorter
Jose Torres
She had the best fappaning leaks
Asher Rodriguez
needed blowjob video
or penetration video
or masturbation video!
Caleb Roberts
that could double as a squatty potty
Brandon Watson
that's adorable.
Austin Nelson
links?
Sebastian Nelson
She's fucking perfect, lads.
youtube.com
Austin Taylor
imagine if she was your girlfriend
Brandon Gonzalez
But shes not and never will be
John Johnson
not with that attitude
Ryan Gomez
Choose you're wife(formerly gf)
Isaiah White
whichever gives the most sex
Dominic Gutierrez
>you will never have your 5'2 strong jawed blue eyed red-head QT movie star snuggle up to you for warmth while she whispers that she loves you
Tyler Smith
1>2>3, not even /pol/
Isaiah Morales
Drops of lemon juice in her eyes to make her cry. A ring-gag so she's drooling helplessly. She's alone in a room with a squad of young marines who've been given a drug that increases sexual aggression by 1000%
Levi Johnson
wow do they untie her and then gang rape the monster that did this to her?
Wyatt Young
Based
Joshua Gray
You posted a who OP but anyone can be better than emma stone she is a terrible actress and truly looks ugly
Luke Wilson
I've watched every Craig Ferugson interview with a pretty girl to try and get some game, but I'm still a virgin.
Jonathan Lee
>Downside
She's a jewess
>Upside
She's cute and fucking hot
I don't know what to think or do, help me bros!
Charles Ross
ftfy
James Hall
Nice
Tyler Cruz
Start fucking men.
Colton Price
man, I really should watch the remake again, I really liked it even though it went for a less comedic vibe than the majority of the original movies, and back when I saw it I didn't know who levi was, now having a crush on her would make it even better
Carson Collins
She's cute. Her ass is cute, her boobs are cute, her nudes were nice. That short vid of her in panties was pretty kino.
Dylan Cooper
Jane is /our girl/
Jacob Davis
How do I get a womanlet gf?
Zachary Davis
be a 6'3 Chad with a 8"x6" cock
Hudson Gonzalez
>tfw I was this fucking close to have a gf much much shorter than me twice
>I'm even considered a manlet here
but I'm loyal and stick to my gf who's just a bit shorter than me
Levi Flores
post vid
Luke Fisher
evil dead remake is okay, original honestly had scarier moments like the deadites taunting Ash, remake kind of tried too hard to be like every other modern horror flick with jumpscares every 5 minutes but it's got some alright moments.
Hudson Martin
3,1,2
Sebastian Campbell
xhamster(dot) /videos/jane-levy-topless-homemade-video-9094352
Grayson Sanchez
was that even her? without the face it could be anyone.
Gavin Murphy
yeah, they could have done something actually unique in the genre, at least for the time of the remake's release if they would have mixed it up a bit with the humor of the original series, but it was still enjoyable as far as I remember, that part where cutie redhead chainsaws her friends face while it's raining blood was fun
Jaxson Reed
It was included with the pics when leaked, but then removed from fappening blogs when attempting to view it
Evan Torres
Good, you've been able to suppress your baser instincts.
Plus if you had kids with the shorter girls they would be manlets squared, and you would be in a ridiculous Russian nesting doll situation, where successive generations would get smaller and smaller.
Matthew Price
>more attractive
>more intelligent
Yeah she is pretty, but my god she’s dumb as a bag of rocks. Have you seen her instagram?
Hudson Ortiz
Sebastian Wilson
> more attractive
nope. emma has the alita BUG EYES
Oliver Hernandez
>leave Shameless because they want you to show your tits
>star in garbage tier sitcom instead
>cancelled.wmv
>your nudes get leaked
>lost all the dollarydoos you could still be making showing tits on Shameless
>Shameless is going to keep running for fuckin ever
>tfw no career
Sucks to make bad decisions
Jeremiah Torres
She's doing alright, Don't Breathe and Evil Dead were hits.
Ryder Butler
Yeah but how long can she keep that going for?
Jayden Cox
Until she's not cute anymore
Aaron Price
She looks kind of haggard these days. I mean I still like her but yeah. A little tough without makeup.
Leo Thompson
>me on the rocks on the back squatting
Julian Reyes
>One movie every 3 years
scrambled eggs all over my face
what is a boy to do
Bentley Butler
Carson Allen
JESUS CHRIST, WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FACE?
Brody White
Steel Reserve
Logan Russell
Idk bro. I want to say she's just sweaty and purposely going for that "i dont care" look.
Elijah Martin
Based Steel Reserve poster.
James Peterson
But here she does look cute
Luis Walker
OH GOD NO, SHE’S TURNING INTO BRIE LARSON! WHY DOES THIS BOARD HAVE TO BE PLAGUED WITH FUCKING BRIE THREADS!?
Cooper Moore
JUST
Oliver Taylor
I saw the original blade runner but not the goose version. What is the context of the horny and alone scene
Ryan Edwards
Thomas Reyes
Idk she's still kinda cute in that pic
Its the first where she's looking a bit rough.
This one is from last year. Still cute.
Noah Sanchez
The black one is the hottest of the 3(that body and face) followed by Levy.
Jack Cook
What's wrong with fucking a jewish woman?
Sebastian Diaz
Here's another
Elijah Long
smol qts are indeed dank, but there comes a limit bois.
I worked with this chick who was legit roughly three feet tall. She was probably like 3'3". she barely came up to my waist.
And no she wasn't cute, she was fuggin weird looking. Think like a munchkin from The Wizard of Oz, you know how their facial features are a bit squashed in and jumbled around? Yeah it was like that.
She wasn't a midget/little person, as I'm 99% sure it wasn't a genetic mutation that caused her to be physically so tiny, she was "simply" extremely small. This combined with her attention-seeking personality, caused her to frequently interject in conversations by jumping and waving her hand in the air so it would pass through our peripheral vision and we would be forced to give her attention. Sometimes I thought about picking her up like a stuffed animal, tucking her under my arm, walking down the hall, and tossing her out the window (we worked on the 8th floor). She would not have been able to resist or anything at all.
Parker Richardson
>more talented, more attractive
>lower price
LMAO yeah that's how hollywood works
Christian Richardson
this took me 5 minutes
Owen Rodriguez
Jose Miller
Nazis would have killed this qt tho
Hunter James
Jack Evans
Isaac Campbell
Shes not more attractive though, she doesn't have ayyy qualified eyes. The big eyes are to dicks like flowers are to bees, its just nature and science. plus her jaw line is just a tad off, a bit too wide or something.
Oliver Taylor
Noah Gomez
Lucas Campbell
Emma stone is a better actress to be honest.
David Bailey
*AHEM* FUCK GREEN JUICE FUCK YOGA FUCK FEMINISM FUCK LIBERALS AND FUCK LOS ANGELES
Thomas Scott
she looks like a non degenerate Barbara Palvin here
Jeremiah Cook
too much malt liquor
Ethan Walker
I like short girls. You guys should look up Skylar Valentine.
Landon Nelson
Don't talk shit about green juice
Jayden Butler
Colton White
Kayden Martinez
short girls are patrician
Hunter Turner
STEEL
RESERVE
Noah Sullivan
someone redpill me on the Jane Levy steel reserve meme
Jose Turner
>if only you knew how bad things really are
Daniel Ward
Yes they are. Very much so.
Charles Diaz
smol and brapilled
Christopher Allen
>2019
>not enjoying in ice cold steel reserve
I decided on some steel reserve a big 40 ounce bottle.i hadngotten my wife to order me some chinese food earlier so when i got home i could kick back in my recliner have my steel reserve over a huge mug of ice and watch lotr .this malt liquour us best served over lots of ice . You people complain about the oily metallic corn taste of this brew . Thats because you dont have the common sense to drink it ice cold in a huge mug . I poured it and it had such a big head i had to sip it to keep it from foaming all over the asmall table i jad all my food snacks on.it tastes great and is refreshing and strong. Just what you need after a long days work . Stop complaining and drink it right youll be glad you did.
Eli Moore
do you think they had an orgy?
Juan Torres
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
Luis Russell
She needs my whyte juice
Cooper Sanders
Carter Barnes
i think the girl that looks like her is actually her sister and Jane took this photo
David Cooper
JANE?
Wyatt Ward
Well im saving that and cropping everyone but levy's cute ass
Leo Carter
>more talented
nope
more attractive
nope
more intelligent
don't know
lower price
yes
Henry Parker
>i water down my steel reserve with ice!
It's like 9% ABV just drink the thing pussy
Hunter Hughes
>Steel reserve
I feel like i'm missing the joke
Henry Nguyen
Chase Sanders
WALLED
Gavin Gonzalez
>You know I aint no queer, right?
Samuel Hall
Fucking cute
Connor Perry
you aint seen nothin
Caleb Wright
>*winks your path*
Xavier Davis
More cute candids
Matthew Allen
When the FUCK are they going to leak the Jane """audition tapes"""
Colton Fisher
Good thing a $19.99 quick-to-market as-seen-on-tv product has to be sold fast as fuck, otherwise people would have caught on that they were paying money to shit like an Indian
Nathan Moore
The only actress that I give a shit about is Christina Hendricks srsly
Sebastian James
>Jane Colburn Levy
>Colburn
hiding in plain sight...
Jaxson James
Do you even know how short 3'3 is? Under 4'10 is considered dwarfism.
Cameron Foster
g-got any more...?
Ryan Gomez
Connor Hughes
Daniel Howard
thisisjanecolburnlevyfrommyrentedflatinlos angelescaliforniaamerica
Easton Reed
i want her to pick her nose and put her boggers in my mouth and then sit on my face and giggle
Landon Thompson
Top qt
Tyler Robinson
And gingerpilled.
Liam Scott
Imagine being the guy she sent this to
Kevin Martin
Must be the best feeling in the world...... no joking.
James Foster
>black pubes
Luis Collins
Oliver Morgan
Anyone know when her pilot starts shooting?
Colton Rodriguez
It's bad lighting RIGHT?!
Brayden Ramirez
Yeah, surprise motherfuckers! This is what a woman looks like without her makeup.
Benjamin Jones
Why the fuck can't I have a gf like this?
Robert Foster
Give qt gf!
Christopher Jenkins
She's sweaty from Yoga which also fucked her makeup.
Jason Watson
She was hot in that movie with vjuice
Joshua Rodriguez
>when Yea Forumsirgins see what a woman looks like without makeup and hair done, flattering camera angle, lighting
Colton Wilson
oh hi landwhale
Oliver Hernandez
smol
Zachary Lee
every females looks hot compared to the bumpy nips girl
Evan Nelson
alrigh caralad
Bentley Edwards
savage
Daniel Gutierrez
whats her foot game like though?
Nathaniel Jones
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Brayden Peterson
Ian Wilson
>more attractive
they're both plain Jane's
Nathan Wood
b ur self bra
Nathaniel Garcia
So disappointed this didn't get past the pilot stage. Glenn Close was fantastic. Demonic
Asher Smith
Charles Russell
Elijah Rivera
cringe as fuck. This girl has no career and her interview are super stupid. If some want young good actress then there are so much better options, Emma is older than her so they are not even competition but... Ana Taylor-Yoy, Kiernan Shipka, Florence Pugh, Thomasin McKenzie which are probably the best actresses of their generation definitely are.
Camden Williams
>Shipka
>act
Aaron Garcia
Gavin Peterson
Any closeups of her feet?
Anthony Hall
>Kiernan
Are you fucking with me
Jeremiah Nguyen
She needs more movies that concentrate on her smallness
Logan Hernandez
Jack White
jew
Chase Brown
dead career general?
Jason Cooper
isn't that the point of this thread?
Eli Anderson
Juan Johnson
wtf i love shameless
Kevin Baker
still a giant compared to kondo
Xavier Allen
>kondo
wtf is that
Julian Wright
marie kondo, know midget
Gabriel Foster
Not related to anything, but why are you amerigoblins so butthurt?
I looked up for shameless and saw this video, there is only americans losing their shit in the comments.
Samuel Adams
Asian does not count. cheat code
Tyler Stewart
She looks like a tranny on this one
Leo Watson
even hotter
Colton Harris
youtube.com
The short and sweet version is that K (Ryan Gosling) finds out that what should have been an implanted artificial memory turns out to be a real true memory. It basically makes him question his entire life/existence, thus the outburst. Can't really go into anymore details without completely spoiling the movie. You should take the time to watch it, it's really good.
Ryder Sanders
reeee