What’s the deal with comedic actors and suicide?

what’s the deal with comedic actors and suicide?

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they realize they were being laughed at, not with ie they're not funny

They all lean to the left on the political spectrum.

He was pagliacci.

>48 year old pagliacci

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being actually funny and being depressed are due to the same thing in the brain

Funny money

Sneed in the clowns

Ah!
Ridi, Pagliaccio,
sul tuo amore infranto!
Ridi del duol, che t'avvelena il cor!

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> funny or die
he must not have been funny

never heard of him

>Funny or Die
I guess he made his choice

I heard him on a duncan trussle podcast a few years ago, he seemed like a troubled guy who was getting his shit together.

looks like he lost

This guys was clearly unstable but the LA comics he ran with thought his mental problems were "hilarious," they enabled his shitty lifestyle because he sounded funny with his insane ramblings. Now he's dead

Please explain!

I feel like I have the perfect personality for thriving as a comedian except I'm just missing that part where you have to be funny and be able to talk to a crowd. Everytime these guys open up about their lives it sounds exactly like the way I live.

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who?

It's almost like they're hiding their agony with excessive humor eeh?

Who?

They're not comedic and they're not actors

I've got a friend who does a lot of standup, he's not funny at all, he just acts like he's funny and does a lot of "Hey, remember the 90s? Brexit! Trump!" and he does pretty well

I loved the guy until I realized it wasn't a bit, he really was that nuts.

i can't add much i can't say it's this or that specific thing in the brain but it just is. it's like the same impulse.

good comedians are some of the most cynical people you'll ever meet

Brexit wasn’t the 90s

it's called "correlation equals causation".

it's a very common phenomenom in internet posters who assume simple explanations for things.

Comedian who’s been in a few movies like Hangover part 1 and 2.

even as far back as the greeks they theorized the funniest thing to other human beings was the pain of others

Comedians are like wannabe musicians without the clout of actors who live like starving artists. Some do well but not many.
Like any other entertainment field it attracts people who need attention and validation and often they don't get it.
Plus touring is brutal on your body. The distance. The food. The undesirables

>but doctor ...I am hangliacci

A lot of people who are incredibly outwardly funny tend to feel miserable on the inside. I guess being comedic is their way of coping with the pain.

That's the joke ya dingus

Humor is a form of self defense against the world.
But it stops working if you use it too much.
Same happens to writers and poets.
Probably to Yea Forums shitposters too.

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He seemed like a nice enough guy. RIP homie.

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His miniseries was kino.HANGOVER ONE HANGOVER TWO

i specifically didn't say one caused the other

I feel Jim Carrey is also dangerously close to offing himself soon.

but longevity escape velocity is only in 18 years. he could've been 9000 years old.

>last film role was in 2015

if you see him melt down in that stupid fight with tony hinchcliffe he himself filmed on periscope, dude was unstable as hell.

>he was recording tony and not leaving when the new act was trying to start
>tony tries to tell him to leave nicely once and then quickly just loses it and tells him to leave flat out.
>brody rages out and is unable to take any blame in the altercation bitching and moaning to the point of being asked to leave by security
>continues to fight after tony's set outside the comedy store. doesn't get that he's being annoying and takes no blame.
>leaves to an empty room in the comedy store to film himself brooding and spiraling into a hole. doesn't understand what he did wrong, seeks validation of strangers on periscope.
>gets upset when comments on periscope tell him he was wrong, tony comes in to try to amend things and check on him. he's too far gone
>he sits there longer just obsessing over the event and still doesn't get how he's wrong.


it was weird to watch and if that wasn't a huge red flag that the dude was not okay i don't know what is.

bruv i think it have bad news for you i think that thing means you're good if you're born 18 years from now. not just alive then

Who?

because they are some of the most disturbed people.

1st gen rejuvenation takes you back 30 years, then by that time research will advance enough to take you back another 30 years, then another 30. possibly you'll be so close to unkillable with the first two gens though that more won't do much.

>watch a stand up routine
>"man I'm doing fine I'm doing so well I (unexpected thing here)"
>his whole set is about him

yikes. Should have worked on his set.

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All real comedy revolves around suffering. Somebody has to come up short for a joke to really work (insult, funny story, even puns are supposed to be more irritating than funny). That's why the best comedians are miserable people and why each generation is more sensitive about humor than the last

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>48
>funny or die
>never heard of him
no career prospects and an unwillingness to do anything else i'm guessing

(chuckles)

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yes and all creative geniuses are mentally ill
keep saying the same three dumb normie things in conversation, it's very interesting

the way these guys like to suck their own dicks and sanctify everyone when they die is so ghoulish. the worst was when harris wittels od'ed

what i do here is art
i'm so misunderstood

>Life is a joke and death is the punchline

>IT'S A CLICHE SO IT'S NOT TRUE

"You're a good peng"

This is what killed him youtube.com/watch?v=KMafPFU6crA

Fuck no, the most obnoxious and potent was when Robin Williams'

Everybody and their mom wanted to write a poem like most anons in this thread.

Stand up comedy is extremely top heavy. The people at the top are extremely funny. There’s a big drop off from their and it’s filled with a ton of mediocrity. People who are depressed that they’re not catching a break and ccannot come to terms with the fact that it’s because they’re not funny.

yes

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wish it was this guy instead

kek

this guy knew how to take a joke

I remember him from JRE podcast
He seemed to have a loser-like personality and Rogan was low key shitting on him. It seemed like he had little respect for Brody
He also tried to push his show that never took off.
I guess he got tired of trying

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i'm not saying the normie thing which is that humor hides pain or some shit. that's not true. it's more like the capacity to see the world in such a way that you see humor in it, is the same way you see things that make you depressed. personality wise if you aren't open to darkness you won't be funny

i wish

sadly. the show was actually really great.

A lot of comics only experience any joy when they make others laugh. Low self esteem

It's because he had a feud with a member of Rogan's harem and the most twink like at that.

Joe Rogan has blood in his hands, he's the leader of the whole LA scene and you won't get nowhere without his blessing.

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he had a massive mental breakdown years ago, where he posted a ton on twitter about having a gun or some shit and got sent into a mental institute.
this time he tweeted nothing. pretty sad
If you don't listen to any comedy store comic podcasts etc. you probably don't know who he is. but he was a pretty funny deeply meta type guy.
his show was also some legit kino.

kek, more like ADAM EGET's fault. fucking nazi holocaust denier

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Standup is brutal

i can't find a single funny thing he's done online. can you link something?

How is Joe Rogan the gatekeeper. The guy isn't that funny. If it was someone like Burr or Chappelle maybe, but this is like Nickleback being in charge of gatekeeping music.

Brendan Schaub is all the proof you need famalamadingdong

Those guys amongst other who are way funnier than Rogan on the LA scene could be since they simply out rank him but because they don't bother Rogan ends up as the only willing due to a process of elimination.

It's not becasue he's at the top it's only because he's the only candidate cunty enough to take the mantle.

>cliches are automatically invalid because OLD

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stevens gives off like a slightly less schizo terrry davis vibe

Can't argue with that.

those last 8 minuets of him sitting there silently saying the same nothing over and over is Yea Forums personified

rogan isnt funny but he is an alpha male larping as a comedian. and in general comedians are weak nerds and beta as fuck

Fuck man, this makes me sad. The signs were there. Him silently watching into the camera is like a message from the grave. He's gone now.

Don't start with this fucking meme, Schaub is as legit as ti comes the only difference is that he's not a lazy cunt and walks the walk instead of talking the talk like regular comedians. You don't get to his level just becasue you are "Rogan's friend" He would be about to release his stand up special in a major network right now wheter they were friends or not.

Does it sound far fetched to you that a former top fighter would cover the work that famously lazy comedians comedians would do in 10 years in only 2 years? Fuck no, it's all about work ethic.

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Don't think rogan is alpha at all. Everytime some actual alpha confronts him he goes limp. He's only punching down which is ironic.

Yeah, but what is Rogan actually doing? Is he black balling comedians he doesn't like?

Weird- Adam Carolla was talking about comedians and suicides yesterday on his podcast (it's on youtube now btw)

youtube.com/watch?v=obUPYKZVflo
he's not for everybody, but if you're into people like Kaufman etc, who are willing to go on stage and do extremely dry humor at the midnight show in the comedy store.
youtube.com/watch?v=Q3SJ4WVMP_Q

Brody inspired me to "Push & Believe" when I was at a low point in my life. Farewell, fren.

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stand up comedy is meritocracy in its purest form. This is why i dont care if sjw's try to be stand up comedians. Audiences will only pay money to the ones who make them laugh

at any one time ther are maybe like 1000 comedians in america but only like 10 of them that are actually good

>Joe Rogan has blood in his hands, he's the leader of the whole LA scene
Who's the leader of the New York scene now that Louie is suspended?

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kek what

Louie was never the leader.
its mostly everyone who sits at that gay ass table upstairs

you must be new here

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Yeah guess Louie has always been too seld centered in his stuff for that.

You mean Jimmy Norton and friends? i remember reading an article about the table being removed last year or so. Then who would it be now? Judd Appatow?

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his reactions to redban sexually harassing (not)loli esther are pretty funny.

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>but if you're into people like Kaufman etc, who are willing to go on stage and do extremely dry humor at the midnight show
this is absolutely nothing like Kaufman and it's obnoxious to make this comparison. this is just a bipolar man on a comedy stage.

reminder that Tony Hinchcliffe is a fucking retarded faggot who married some dumb cunt a week after he met her. he's so unfunny and obviously a closet fag. now after this he's crying on twitter about Brody's death.

>Louisiana resident

was trying to find the most base level mainstream meta comic for you, pleb.

i truly don't have time for an hour and a half of a bad podcast
>Andy Kaufman
>base level mainstream meta comic
right, i'm the pleb.

this guy was insane and hinchcliffe and rogan are massive faggots

sorry that the single most famous meta comic in history is mainstream and base level.

I dunno man, most of the comedy scene seems unpleasant. Or entertainment in general. Superficial, fake, bullshit about I love you maaaaan, and when it matters they drop you like a hot potato.

>thinking kaufman isn't base level mainstream comic.
how that jim carrey movie?

>Funny Or Die
>essentially leftist propaganda masquerading as 'comedy'
Nothing of value was lost

Yeah but Brody Stevens was still a lunatic, whats funny is none of these LA comics are funny and just want attention, not to genuinely be funny.

Double dubs confirm

>someone who is not funny doing comedy
>muh meta
you've missed the part where they are nothing alike.
>base level = famous
i promise you you don't understand half of what Kaufman was doing

Based, being alive is the faggiest shit ever.
t. Fag who is alive.

umm Who?

people really need to learn to quit having information regarding hillary clinton

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stand up comedians are above magicians, wrestlers, and porn stars, but below actors, directors, and producers.
But everyone likes to laugh and that can open doors.

They are like some sort of fame version of the middle class

Entertainers realize how pathetic it is they're still performing on a stage at that age and see no end in sight since they still have bills to pay. It's not like they have a 401k or pension to look forward to. Nobody likes their job that much, either. It's why guys who lasted into old age like Carlin became grumpy old farts. Ironically, this is the age where a lot of you condescending NEET's will finally an hero as well.

Ironic that you can find the funny in Kaufman but not Brody. not saying the two are anything alike I know that offends you since you watch man on the moon all the time,

>someone who is not funny doing comedy
>muh meta
Yeah, I don't really like kaufman either.
>you've missed the part where they are nothing alike.
I know, brody was much funnier,

Truly a real life...
...well, you know

how does one even hang themselves, just get take whatever ur choking yourself with off

i know that among your friend you are the "comedy nerd" and that is your identity but you really need to develop taste and not just like whatever you think is popular or whatever the coolest podcasts are.

kek, coming from the guy jerking off kaufman and talking about how DEEP he was and how no one GETS HIM

Very few people just hang themselves on a whim. They go through the process many times over of putting the noose around the neck, seeing how it feels, setting up how it'll happen, all that shit before that final time.

YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND KAUFMAN MAAAAAAAAHN

t. zoomer

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If you hang yourself you just don't hang yourself, you need a little height to make sure it snaps your neck.

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not always. lots of people just do the choking part. not the neck breaking

Most comedians stand in front of hundreds to thousands of people and shit on themselves for 1.5 hours. White comics especially have to keep their routine about being a shitty white person and can't tell fun stories like the black or hispanics.

well, there's no coming back from that one. you win this whole argument, son. i take it all back!

I always assume its autoerotic asphyxiation and they died so it's covered it.

what does that have to do with anything, you fucking retard?

> Stevens spent years warming up the crowd for Chelsea Handler’s E! series Chelsea Lately.

Trump Curse

knew you would see it my way. faggot

BUT DOCTOR

you're the one who said "t.zoomer" first you stupid cunt.

Go to bed Jay

>stand up comedy is meritocracy in its purest form.

being able to make a room full of strangers laugh is mediocrity?

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Reminds me of that story from watchmen

>Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”

this guy has "bipolar nutjob" written all over him.

(((Ari Shaffir)))

have you not noticed which comics enjoy the most success these days? they aren't funny

i'm just having fun and making the best of impossible situations. which i do ALL THE TIME

>stand up comedy is meritocracy in its purest form.

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mer·i·toc·ra·cy
/ˌmerəˈtäkrəsē/
noun

government or the holding of power by people selected on the basis of their ability.

fukkin saved

yes, they can try to force meme sjw's, but the people will choose who is funny and who isnt

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I told you americans this was the future you were carving for yourselves when you all made "DUDE REDNECKS LMAO!" a standardized punchiline in the early 2000s, it was obviously going to expand from that.

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>Jew
S

R.I.P Brody, his appearance in JRE always stuck with me.
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Based

I just won my office deadpool.

total tryhard

Nothing personnel.

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it's totally effortless

who is the funniest comedian here?

Eddie Bravo by far and he's the only one that's not actualy a comedian. He's a martial arts teacher.

his latest periscope consisted of asking his chat if the depression drug he was taking was normal to feel completely suicidal on

I think every comedian on twitter talking about how we are in the end times and the world is terrible right now (because trump is president) is probably not good on a persons psyche. I think all of his friends have blood on their hands

I don't think so

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big if true

Standup in particular seems insanely not worth it, I mean almost any job seems more respectable and better for your mental health, like accountant, computer programmer or marketing if you really like screwing with people.

>cue every "comedian" on Twitter talking about how sad they are this literal who died for attention

this meme is true

>be middle aged literally who celeb
>an hero
oh no why would he do such a thing?

Autoerotic?

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rogan is a piece of shit. brody was actually pretty funny in a natural way, something rogan never was or will be.

Guys like Harris OD all the time, the LA comedy scene is shitty but Phish fans are their own worst enemies

What did Joe say to him? He was just being a dick?

Rogan just doesn't do well with naturaly funny types, see THeo Von's appearances for some top cringe.

It's strange how Joe is a comedian yet he isn't naturally funny when he's with other people.

yeah, i saw that, he was talking about him taking a new dose of lexapro and some other drug then he found 6 dollars on the sidewalk.

Made me think that the drugs are really whats killing people

if he has any familly.
take that video, and now is the time to sue sue sue sue sue sue

>comedians who actually interact with their friend who performed every single night at the most famous comedy club in the world being sad that he killed himself.
yeah, why the fuck would they do that?

One less liberal. Good riddance. Hopefully Jim Carrey is next.

>killed junkie slut wife that was probably fucking around on him anyway
>insulted James Rolfe over Ghostbusters, found out Rolfe wasn't a le nazi and did lots of charity work, and publicly apologized for it
Fatty's alright in my book, suck my cock

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he's a fucking gatekeeper, just not for stand-up

based and pagliaccipilled

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Whats the deal with this meme.

>being this fucking stupid

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google Pagliacci joke

based patton

We're talking about someone who LITERALLY FUCKING DIED. Stop clowning around.

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youtu.be/RMdrVjjE5q0

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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The janitor is on 4channel tonight. Go and laugh at him (he does it for free lol) That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am the JANNIE"

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based

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>tfw always wanted to be a comedian, but autism, so became programmer instead
>write routines but perform them for my coworkers instead
>everything was going great until the whole feminist movement gain traction
>now i got in trouble with HR for my jokes
fucknig women ruin everything

They both seem retarded

because joe is trying to get an honest opinion or real answer out of them and they're essentially just doing their act on the podcast.

if theo goes on fighter and the kid and does a bit they'll play along no problem because they just want to goof off. it's joe's way to take control of the direction of his show. but he is a buzzkill at times for sure.

ALL ABOOOOOOAAAAAAARD
youtube.com/watch?v=PHFN7EnXpFo

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Crazy people are fucking annoying

I'm gonna say it!!!

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Paggliaci is wholesome

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This made me laugh hard.
Just fucking off.

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>Yes steven brody stevens here bringing positive energy YESS

He'll never ruin another episode of Ice House Chronicles, feels good

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MY FUCKING SIDES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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that looping is impressive!!!

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just passive-agressive bullying.
Rogan does that sometimes when a guest is annoying.
Jason Silva is another great example. Especially the one with Ari and Duncan

Will never happen. Tom is a partial psychopath.

he's also a happy guy with a loving family and suicidal issues in the past.

brody was a nutcase, who was going to pop eventually and did.

theo von is different. like it's clear (if you aren't an ape like rogan) when he's doing a bit and you can sorta see him shuffling the deck, deciding on what card he wants to play. there's a lot of deliberateness and intentionality in what theo von does and he makes it work with delivery and charm (personally i find the aw shucks routine a bit tiresome now). brody was more out there, a sort of controlled craziness that sucks you in and takes you to unexpected funny places.

I know joe rogan is shit
but this is a pretty funny clip of Brody.
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=106&v=d5a1kgaIs5M

Fuck You™

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>and suicidal issues in the past.
sorry i meant to write *no suicidal issues

BLACKS COMMIT MAJORITY OF CRIMES HAHAHAHHA DESPITE MAKING UP SMALL AMOUNT OF POPULATION

literal who

Betrayal of the Freemasons is death by hanging. If you want your foot in the door you have to be on the level.

Please don't politicize based Pagliacci!!!

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God I wish that were me.

honk
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Silly user, this is a designated no-sadness-allowed zone!!!

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T H E Y
KILLED
H I M

HE WAS A TRUMP SUPPORTER, VERY ANTI-HILARY

twitter.com/search?l=&q=trump from:BrodyismeFriend&src=typd&lang=en

In the end you realize
the joke was on you all along

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This fucking last minutes are haunting, think about it, that man is dead, and thats the footage of him breathing, something hes no longer doing, everything that ever happened to you, happened now, like the past is just now accumulation and your entire life has been now, the future is hypothetic, it doesn't actually exist, this man is alive now, now he is dead, now you are reading now and now you going to die.

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am i supposed to know this guy?

t.

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HI BRODY, WELCOME TO HE_____________________________________________

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That just goes to show that we should all appreciate the time on Earth that we have!!!
>b-but spending it shitposting on Yea Forums
Everyone is different, some might legitimately find genuine, actual joy in doing the things that seem meaningless and stupid to you!!!

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Here's hoping that colossal faggot Brett Gelman is next.

t. SEETHING Sam Hyde ballwasher

>trump curse if you die
>hillary assassination if you support trump

no winning is there

this clown frog shit is fucking annoying

Kaufman was fucking garbage, buddy

I use "Pagliacci" in all my filenames, so you can filter out the word "Pagliacci", and you won't have to see my posts!!!

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based considerate poster

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Clooooosssseerrrr...

*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
*presses a cream pie into your face*

I ENJOY BEING THE BEST EMPLOYEE THAT I CAN

And that's it!!!!!!!!!!

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Sneed & Brody & Sneedins
rip ;_;
p-p-positive energy
yes ;;____;;;;

HAHA she looks like shes doing a turtley cosplay in here.

I worked with him for about a year. He was a very funny, very unusual, very unwell man. He had previously had a complete mental breakdown and apparently was never the same after.
I remember one time he was a few minutes late but thought he had missed most of the day. When he was told he was barely late he decided to go for a run around the lot that lasted at least 2 hours. He was sweating his ass off on the SoCal Summer heat but never stopped to get a drink or take a break.

>ya dingus
Embarrassing

Correlation doesn't always equal causation but it can strongly imply it, which is why it should be studied to be proven wrong or right when a correlation exists. Retards who spout the "correlation doesn't equal causation" shit forget this fact.

Only fags do live streaming, instagram live, snapchat and periscope. Which makes the guy filming a bigger fag than the fag he's arguing with.

As someone who has struggled with depression making people laugh is one of the only times you really feel like people value you, which makes you have value for yourself.

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blag blah blah blah blah blah blah didn't read

Thank you for your service

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being a comedian is probably the worst kind of entertainment career. You have to act like a clown or but the butt of all your own jokes and that shit can wear you down, causing self esteem and other confidence issues. Look at some of the greats like Farley, chappele, belushi. Most end up dead, shallow inside or try to break into 'adult" comedy which is really just soap boxing political and sociological topics

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Leftists are more unhappy on average compared to conservatives and the further left you fall the more unhappy you tend to be.

Ignorance is bliss.

conservative happiness is just complacency, knowing your place, jesus loves you get back on your tractor
it's a balance

but doctor im brody stevens

>not a conservative in the streets and a hedonist in the sheets

Lmao

Good god-

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>Everything is politics
Kill yourself

>the final insult Tony delivers 11:00 min in

that's what did it

>
DeepState gnostic-occult killing?

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that's pretty much what i'm saying
anyone can be happy if they're complacent and jesus loves them, anyone can torture themselves with ideology too

You're both fucking idiots.

I think most of these comedians, especially if they're gentiles and have little in the way of income represent the dregs of humanity or are turned into such by the nature of their work. They have to be in the spotlight, follow every inane topic that will get them crowd recognition and inevitably wallow in mediocrity. They cannot afford to be aloof, they have to psychopatically watch what orange man said or what daily mail published this week, then send it into cyberspace among thousands of similar spurts of blase 140 character limit diadems from the rest of their kin. Then do it again amidst total job insecurity - they heap on each other, retweet, set up MLM type gigs only they and a few stray alcoholics care about, go into these comedy cellar, shekelstein bar and grills, comedy basements, feel like a fraud they are and simultaneously half heartedly attempting to differentiate themselves in some way, any way. Most of them film their pathetic lives and claim they're working on a "documentary". Desperate quips after "gigs", only it's not really a gig, that's what a musician does and gets paid for it, you elicited half hearted chuckles, so it's back to the grind, to the mortgaged house, and your middle age is well underway. You did not become Seinfeld or Hicks or even Harmon, you're permanently stuck doing rotations on the circuit, another lost soul for the SNL lobby.

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Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.

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robin williams was a joke thief and literal thief. karma got his ass and comics who were around doing clubs the same time he was didn't really mourn him.

>you're whining right now, said tony in the most whiny voice humanly possible

Greg giraldo:
Most comedians are people who couldn’t really work in the real world, they’re too disorganized, too lazy, too fucked up, too erratic, too unstable. If you could work in the real world you would have stayed there because it is so many years of misery in comedy before you really start popping.

it's definitely one of the top most fucked up career paths, almost none of them are good enough to really get big and then they might get ten or fifteen years to be slightly on top before age sets in and their reaction time goes to shit

He lived the funny or die lifestyle

He ruined everything he was involved in

S

I hope he does it in a live stream or something

no that was me who ruined ur mom's pussy LOL

Not you though.

POSITIVE ENERGY

sad clown syndrome

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The Pagliacci meme is real.

Ah vintage little esther, I see you are a fellow man of culture.

based and honkpilled

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I checked out his boring ass podcast from Tuesday with only 300 views on YouTube and he talked about going back on Lexiprill. Drugs and not having success probably contributed

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Only retards get into comedy expecting to make a living. I work 40 hours a week and do comedy shows on weekends. It's really fucking fun when your livelihood isn't tied to it. Anybody who gets into standup expecting to make a living deserves to be poor.

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What's going on in this video?

Old people voted for brexit. 90 year olds are old as fuck. It's funny.

If he knew that is an epic tweet

literally who

go back to /x/

zu Asche, zu Staub

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good stuff

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Wut

dem licht geraubt

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Based honkfrog

Left wing men are the most unhappy on average.

guess you get to live

I actually like to think you may be right
Shitposting artists are still artists

Stand up is just shitty. The reason most stand ups arent funny is because it the art form is shit.

hahahaha look at this lil clown nigga

Wtf? What did he have?

Top lel

Nope. Don't ring a bell

doesn't seem appropriate in the context of the story. Caino is fucked off because his girl is two-timing him. he also kills both of them. the whole thing parallels the troupe's Commedia dell'arte performance, which is pretty rad. you should probably actually just find a full performance of it. it's kino AF.

Underrated kek

comedians aren't funny

...

you have the modern left to thank for that for constantly turning hobbies into yet another propaganda tool for their causes.
it sure wasn´t conservatives that forced comedians to constantly talk about "drumpf is literally hilter, we need more diversity" or force club owners to bane any comedian that does not pander the same leftwing view points

damn...

>Joe Rogan talks about going to see Brody on the JRE with Tim Dillon
>next day Brody offs himself

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>2019
>Schaubposting
We are all familiar with the ironic schaub posting meme. But Its been 2 years since that was funny.
Havent you seen anyone hang themselves? How new to the internet are you? They typically pass out after 13 seconds after the intitial drop, and even if their feet are on the ground, they are too weak and passing out to stand and remove the noose. Even if someone was like.. O shit! Nvm! They cant take the noose off in time. Some try, and they are just too weak and squeel. Some people have hanged themselves simply on door knobs with a belt or shoe laces. Hanging is very effective. They convulse for maybe a minute after they initially pass out and then are dead.

Based and SchaubPilled

Leftism is inherently suicidal. The effect of adhering to leftism is that you and everyone around you suffer a much higher risk of dying. Nobody who actually valued their life and the life of those around you would adhere to such a self destructive ideology

who dat

So I guess he wasn't funny?

False. Conservative happiness is clearly defining who is "your" group and then protecting that group and finding a purpose within it. Leftists unnaturally strive to reject all groups, which never works out, and they are left aimless and unloved floating in a void.

I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed.
Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town.
Go see him.
That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears.
"But doctor..." he says "I am Pagliacci."
Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

hail honkler

DAMN...

reddit

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