Watch a Czech movie

>watch a Czech movie
>40 men and 2 woman enter a room
what the fuck is wrong with European cinema

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>searches for Czech gang bang porn
>finds Czech gang bang porn
>is confused

What the fuck is czech? This is a hunduran cinema board u fuck gringo

The Czech flag is pretty aesthetic
Too bad the country is a shithole

t. coping kraut
Czechia is a much greater country than your glorified open air mosque

what makes you say that

Why is it that every czech porno is completely passionless? Realistic looking actors but absolutely trash performances

>some guy is undressing a woman and is fumbling
>old guy in the back says "I remember being nervous during my first time too!"
>everyone laughs at him

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But germans love czechia?

Because they're Slav women desperate for money to feed themselves and most likely their child and drug habit

I'm in Czech Republic and I literally didn't saw a hot girl, porn played me wtf I'm not joking

>watch a czech movie
>one guy and a dozen horny old 40+ year old women
>first woman says she hasn't had sex in about ten years
>has an orgasm after like 2 pumps from czech chad

Koup.

>be German
>drive across the border into Czechia
>need to stop on the first gas station
>woman across the counter is literally the hottest woman I've ever seen in real life

Because I live here

Love, Yorgi? Love you can find anywhere but does she have a plough?

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So what are some actual Czech films? I've seen off the top of my head Marketa Lazarova, Closely Watched Trains, Loves of A Blonde, and The Cremator. The former were kino while the latter was ok but didn't age well from a shtick perspective (le nazies bad, get it?).

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What are the shithole aspects of it, in your opinion?

The Cremator is absolute kino.

>forman
I should see more of his work, RIP

Theres a whole thing called czechoslovakian new wave. Ikarie XB1 and Late August at the Hotel Ozone are my favorites.

>Forman
He didn't get a sticky btw.

Neither did Roeg and Bertolucci

>watch movie
>hard coded czech dubs

Czech dubs you say?

It's to show the absurdities of putting women on the frontline during war. See if you can work out who could be behind doing something like that

>War is over
>40 men survive, but only 2 women
>Assuming they aren't too old by now they repopulate with the men
>In 12 months time they now have a total population of 44 people assuming no deaths
>By the end of 24 months they have a population of 46

Now try it the other way

>War is over
>40 women survive and 2 men
>It doesn't really matter how old the men are because they don't have a shelf life like women (I bet you thought it was a coincidence when all of the autists are born to career women who tried to make up for lost time. Protip: it isn't)
>In 12 months time they now have a total population of 82 people assuming no deaths
>By the end of 24 months they have a population of 122

See the difference? It's why the very vast majority of animals have the males fight, not the females, because males are expendable. The fact females are generally weaker overall and not built for combat is to remind you of their purpose, arguably THE most important purpose of any animal because they breed the next generation. I'm not saying you are one, but even an NPC should be able to see that. People thousands of years ago could, so unless we've started to chop people's dicks off and pretend they're women, we aren't more retarded than those primitive people, right?
Imagine only women fought. Imagine a single female survivor returning home to millions of insatiable men. Her 1 child per year average isn't exactly going to repopulate the land and stop them from dying out. But a lone male survivor returning home to millions of insatiable women? Theoretically he could double the population of the country on his own within 9 months.
So why are women on the front line when they play such an important role here? Because people are interchangeable. You don't need to repopulate, not when there are billions of blacks ready and waiting.

based and blackpilled

Pic related is kino. One of the funniest movies I've seen.

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czech these dubs

Source?

I FUCKING HATE LIVING IN THIS COUNTRY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Poverty and people are small minded commie boors

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