>Diner exterior >Seinfeld Baseline Jerry: Whadda ya mean "incel"? George: Incel, Jerry. Involuntary Celibate. Men, just like you and me, that juct can't get laid Jerry: ME?! >Elaine walks in Elaine: What's goin' on? Jerry: George just found out about incels. Elaine: Intel? Ooh, I need a new laptop, too. Maybe we can go to BestBuy later? >George get up George: Nuh uh! Not anymore! This incel is no woman's paypig. It's the beta uprising! BETA UPRISING! >Kramer runs into George as George leaves the diner Kramer: Jerry, we gotta talk, the numbers, man, the numbers just don't add up Jerry: Oh no, not this aga- Kramer: There's no way they did six million, Jerry
>Later that episode Elaine becomes a Patreon model George drags Jerry to a MGTOW meeting
George accidentally takes the podium at an alt-right rally.
Angel Morris
Why does the exterior of the diner not match the interior?
William Gonzalez
Modern kramerica would be cool. I imagine it would be some dumb start up like juicero.
Gabriel Bailey
Jerry: It's okay we don't need to use a taxi, we can get an uber George: What's an uber? Jerry: Well it's a person who picks you up in a ca..... George: Like a taxi! Jerry: Exactly George: so why not just use a taxi then? Jerry: well you can meet interesting people because you are sharing the car with other people. George: You share the car! Why on earth would you pay to share the car with other people, you might as well go on public transport. Jerry: public transport is unhygienic. George: You're crazy Jerry: You're short. You get an easy ride to picking up chicks, you should try it some time. George:* raises eyebrows, tilts his head* That's not a bad idea
A few bah ding dong dong ding dings later
Jerry: Wait a second, I recognise that car..... Kramer: Hey fellows, I'm your uber driver for today, get out of the cold and into the car Jerry: Kramer what are you doing with my car? I said you could borrow it, not use it as a taxi! Kramer: Well now I get to talk to interesting people and drive around leisurely. It's a win-win Jerry! Jerry: I'm not paying for this trip, It's my car! Kramer: Well technically it's under the uber rules now so you've to pay ....otherwise there will be consequences. Jerry: What consequences? Kramer: Consequences, Jerry *hand waves* George: Hey Kramer, did you pick up any girls doing this?
I went to this diner not too long ago and the food sucks
Dylan Ortiz
George got laid all the time though
Ryan Peterson
The real interior of Toms would be shit for a sitcom, plus it's much easier to film on a set than to travel to some actual restaurant and set up/break down a whole shoot over and over again.
Ryder Campbell
Yeah but the door doesn’t match
Gavin Carter
kramer using jerrys car for uber would be gold
Leo Baker
Kramer hires two Nigerian guys to beat him up in order to fake a hate crime for a local politician's campaign.
The casting to find the girl that looked like Jerry (George's gf) must've been fun.
Jaxson Price
Oh, did nothing cancel?
Isaiah Roberts
I can really see kramer being an uber driver working for an episode
Carter Edwards
George was the best character on the show
Juan Diaz
Topics for George to be anxious about in 2019 Seinfeld >leaving someone on read >accidently liking instagram bikini photos >vaping etiquette >feeling uncomfortable in an all-gender bathroom
Daniel Allen
Jesus Jerry looks like that one funny face tiktoker
Jack Ortiz
>George starts donating to camgirls with the company Visa >Elaine tries to close a book deal with a Twitter celeb but doesn't realize it's run by a bot >Jerry goes on a date with an uber driver, she picks up a fare on the way home >Kramer gets de-monetized on youtube
Christopher Thompson
>THEY'RE PUTTING LITTLE BOYS IN DRESSES, JERRY >DRESSES >Thank God this wasn't around when we were kids >You just know my ma would had me a frilly little sun dress
Robert Fisher
George: You ever try internet dating Jerry? Jerry: A few times, Why? George: The workplace was talking about this app, Tinder I think it was called. Jerry: Oh that, well isn't that just for hook-ups, flings, one off things.. you know George: *raises both eyebrows and moves head backwards* Well that's even better! You get the best part of a relationship without the bad parts Jerry: You're despicable George: I've got to do what I've got to do. I'm not getting any younger. Jerry: .... Or taller, or less bald George: *sighs*
*Kramer bursts in, audience laughs*
George: Hey Kramer, have you used tinder before? Kramer: Have I used it? *smirks and laughs, waves hand dismissively*, George I've finished it. George: You've what? Kramer: I've been using it for years, I'm was an early adopter... If she's on there, I've tried....and succeeded most of the time *giddy up*
A few bah ding dong dong ding dings later
George finds elaine on there, swipes left. She swipes right
More bah ding dong ding ding dings.
George: Well this is awkward. *pointing finger to the ground and moving it back and forth Elaine: George there is no way it will happen. Get over your self!
bah ding dong dong ding ding bah buh buh
Christian Brooks
>George: Hey Kramer, have you used tinder before? >Kramer: Have I used it? *smirks and laughs, waves hand dismissively*, George I've finished it. >George: You've what? >Kramer: I've been using it for years, I'm was an early adopter... If she's on there, I've tried....and succeeded most of the time *giddy up*
Wouldn't Jerry be wondering where the fuck and suck action is?
Elijah Long
People have known this for 20 years
Jason Rivera
How about a Seinfeld episode on 9/11 since they're in NY already.
Nicholas Hall
Of course, because it would be much funnier like this.
Jerry: Dabbing? What's that? George: It's what all the kids are doing! Jerry: Oh, don't tell me. You mean LSD? George:No, nothing like that; btw you're close to triggering me Jerry, you remember that time I smoked pot in high school Jerry:Oh yeah who could forget George: Alright, that's enough! Dabbing is when you take your arm, extend it out like this...
