Two tickets for the Friday night movie? Where's your girlfriend user?
Two tickets for the Friday night movie? Where's your girlfriend user?
Oh she's j-just in the bathroom haha, we're gonna meet in the t-theatre
Haha Robert good to see you. You know how she is, busy studying tonight. But she'll c-come next time. For sure. ehm, yeah.
Hi Robert,27 tickets for Alita,please.
she goes to another school, you wouldn't know her
Haha Robert, never gets old. You know I'm still single. Some day man!
with her new boyfriend, never seen her happier
Shut the fuck up nigger.
I got her right here in my fanny pack, Robby
>pulls out 2d waifu
She loves comic book movies!
Could I get some extra butter on that popcorn Robert?
None of your business you fucking coon now give me my fucking popcorn
>go to no single night by myself
>robert tells me i cannot be permitted due to the obvious
>laugh in his face
>shine my piece
>tell him im the designated shooter for tonight
>he apologizes and gives me free crab legs for a week
Hes lucky I didn't say the word
jokes on you robert, I go with my sister!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm gay? I have a boyfriend for fucks sake
peak cringe
No need to be polite Robert. I know you can tell I'm a fat fuck who needs two seats. Thank you though, bless your heart.
[Speech 75] She was born with a rare birth defect that makes her shift in and out of reality constantly. Only I can see her.
Is taking up two seats a way to get past the no singles policy?
[FAILED] Get out of the Kinoplex premises user, I don't want to have to call security. It's strictly Couples night.
Based gayanon
Boyfriend?! We don't serve filthy Sodomites in this kinoplex. Get your blasphemous heathen ass out of this God fearing cinema now before I call the boys.
I told her she had to stay home Robert. I don't want her distracting with a handjob during my fourth viewing of Alita: Battle Angel.
I'LL HAVE TWO ORDERS OF POPCORN, ONEGAI
I NEVER MET HER WHEN I SHOULD, 30 YEARS ago.
Now she´s some roastie whore that has been plowed by countless of scumholes and I´m damn glad I´m sitting alone in my comfy place.
NOT giving the Jews money for their shitflics.
[Barter 90] But Robert... If you let me in... *produces hand with untrimmed nails* you can have a go with her in the staff bathroom
Please don't be mean to Robert.
What do you mean, Robert? My girlfriend is standing right next to me. Can't you see her?
>Sh-she’s on her way right now