>we need a dog for the villain
We need a dog for the villain
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Those dogs look like Nazis.
What about this one
well aren't they the best/most popular guard, police AND army dogs? Half beast.
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>we need a dog to deliver a lecture on toxic goldness
why would you cast a miniature doberman pinscher as the villain, not very intimidating
god dog breeding is fucking obscene
>ooo look how adorable these deformities and respiratory problems are!
is that a jewish dog
checks out
I used to see these fuckers everywhere when I was a kid in the 90s, now no one owns them you just see retards with minidogs or nigger pitbulls.
That's not a dog, it's a wizard
>smells
>can't shit on its own
>most breeds ugly as fuck with nasty shit around the mouth
>barks at fucking anything
are dog owners actual retards?
That's a long boi
don't forget the constant shitting on the sidewalk
PICK UP AFTER YOUR FUCKING RETARDED DOGS
my uncle has a doberman and she's a big softy
pls no bully
We need the smartest dog breed of them all, also supremely athletic.
We need an absolute unit.
>how do you do, fellow border collies?
Calm down Mohammed and Abdul or I'll have to see you after class.
We need the most powerful bite of the canine world.
>when your dog isn't scary enough so you crop its ears and cut its tail
STOP BULLYING DOBERFRENS
That's a long snout.
How come you don't see Rotts and Dobers anymore? I haven't any of them in years, everyone gets meme dogs now.
close but that's not a bull mastiff
the people that used to own those ones own pits and boxers now
Friendly reminder.
I grew up with rottweilers and I'm burned out on having a huge dog.
People want Pitts and purse dogs.
Was just going to post this. I think in the 80s and 90s they were the go-to stereotypical 'bad' dog , especially when they had black gangsta owners.
Rottweilers are great dogs, man. I had a Rottweiler/Labrador mix (looked like pic but stronger Rott features) and he was great. Knew a few people with Rottweilers and I loved messing around with them. They're pretty much everything you want from a good dog. They're ranked near the top in terms of intelligence and you can put them to work. Romans used packs of them to kill bears.
I think they fell out of favor with general dog owners, generally used more as working dogs now.
You're right but that mastiff is still not at the top apparently.
>Estonians rescue wild wolf from ice thinking it was a dog
he cute
Try me, bro!
I think their misunderstood because of the brute strength and bite force. But like you said they also have the intelligence so you can train them well. That's a really interesting cross.
Best breed coming through
I feel really bad for this man's testicles
whom is the most powerful dog breed?
I've heard you've got a rabbit problem.
>I think in the 80s and 90s they were the go-to stereotypical 'bad' dog
This and my parents were some of those bad people. German Shepherds were the the same in the 70s.
>tfw dogs
Probably some Eastern European shepherd dog.
>we need a dog for the black people
Rate my dog pls.
I have two rotties
To be honest, a doberman with long ears looks like a tall dachshund.
Stinky/10
HEY LITTLE DOGGIE JUST PISSED IN MY MASTER'S HAIR WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING. GOT SPRAYED WITH A WATER BOTTLE AND FORCED TO SLEEP OUTSIDE TONIGHT. BET YOU FEEL PRETTY DUM NOW HAHA
unslammed and undersmashed
Cats OUT
>We need a patrician dog
the jew of the dog world
>we need your standard family friendly dog
That's a parrot
hehe what breed is he
They're still good boys.
The one I had was adopted when he was about 18 months and I knew the original owner. He had to give him up because of changes in living arrangements and nice as he was, I don't think he was the most ideal owner. But even then, we didn't haven't to do much training with the dog, he was just naturally chill with the exception of being a bit paranoid around larger dogs (smaller dogs and even cats never interested him). That was similar to the experience I had with the other big breeds I had when growing up. We never did anything special with them - just treat them normally and they turn out normal. As a principle though we kept them on a leash except for when we were alone in closed off parks.
I think German Shepherds are the ideal dog - very intelligent, physically capable and highly trainable. It's clear why police departments across the world use them. Never had one myself, but I love the breed. Not entirely sure why, but I prefer breeds with short hair. Even if they molt a lot, they have a cleaner appearance and are more snuggly and expressive. Rottweilers especially because of those spots above the eyes telegraph their emotions very well.
autismo
i really, really like seeing pictures of dogs :D
What was the name of that page that selled digusting mutant pitbulls with names like "Spunk"?
>we need a Spanish speaking dog
bitch didnt say that
>i need a dog proficient in banking and finance
lol
Oy vey, get this dog catcher out of here
>Do you feel in charge?
>yea but make it dopier
say no more
My German Shepherd will do this but it's usually because she wants to fight me.
"no"
jack russels are little shits, yet their always the good guy
Mine's cuter
awww
Interesting, where I live dogs are always off leads and they all sort of know each other. My cousin has a St. Bernard and a chihuahua and the chihuahua is the boss and sort of bullies the St. Bernard which lends to your experience I suppose.
I want one of these so bad...
>Imagine being Cat in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Parrot, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous beaky face.
that’s a squirrel
Hmmmmm no.
Rate my dog pls.
GSDs have been ruined by show dog fuckwits and as a result they are being gradually replaced by Malinois and to a lesser extent Dutch Herders due to the latter dogs having superior health. I know an excellent breeder however who is importing healthy good quality GSDs from Europe to improve the gene pool so there's hope.
>we need a permian era creature
RIP in peace Buddy, 2002-2012
Tigers in India have been recorded to kill elephants and rhinos. Although extremely rare it has happened.
how can an unclothed dog look like a nazi
(((dog)))
hola reddit
:(
Short faced bears in America definitely killed mammoths.
I think with smaller dogs people have the attitude of "they can't do much damage so I don't have to train them". Also, the people who are attracted to small/toy breeds probably have a more causal attitude. This is true of bigger but stereotypically family-friendly dogs like labradors and retrievers who can be quite viscious in the wrong hands.
In general I just think bigger dogs have more personality and areas of expression. Maybe that's a bias on my part but I just love big dogs who are silly and cuddly.
Yeah, the show dog obsession introduces a lot of issues. Big dogs in particular can have issues with their hips and with small dogs the main problems are fucked up faces which results in an inability to breathe properly. It's a shame.
floppy ears a cute
...screw this thread
I’m pretty sure cats hate birds. Like true, existential hate and jealousy because they can fly and they don’t ever shut the fuck up always screaming whenever they see a cat. They don’t even seem to eat them, they just stare at them all the time and their face twitches with anger and all they want to do is kill those smug cunts and leave the body all out in the open so the other birds know what happened and that it was personal. That shit is seriously personal it’s like gang violence.
R O A D K I L L
I wonder if they're still alive?
RIP 4 years and I still haven't got over my two.
True I have seen some nasty retriever bastards, they're smart too so one would always wait for people to walk past then sneak up and attack from behind.
Feral house cats kill over a billion birds a year and that's just in the USA
>liveleak tag
Nope, not gonna watch that
It's just a dog take on "abandoning thread"
God I wish that were me.
>we need a sidekick for the dog MC
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Yeah they're still alive and well user don't even worry about it.
There's an imposter
SLAMMED
dogs are literally /ourguys/
la creatura
>local dog is cooler than you
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more cat unit kino
Cats can protect against scum too.
hehehe brapp *sniff* ooo hehe
hey fuck you buddy
w-why ;_;
based bully
what an absolute unit. coyotes probably fear this lad
4U
That's not a capybara
A Doberman, a Rottweiler and a Pitbull walk into a bar.
Its a chocolate bar (planted by me)
They eat it and die *honk* *honk*
if that's actually yours that's really cool
based cat flooring basedboys
He lost his will to live
only people who hate dogs are the unloved who are jealous that something inhuman gets more love than they do
lost his favorite toy
RIP Buddy, I bet you were a good boy
Told him it was bath time
Where my Newf Bois at?
>rabbit
>file name says hare
Why don’t you do the world a favour?
You're a big boy
I love Newfies for the same reason I love Malamutes but I can't accomodate either due to size and grooming so I will admire from a distance
best doggo with 10/10 aesthetic
desu senpai
for woof
Why don't you just deal with it, nerd.
> they just stare at them all the time and their face twitches with anger and all they want to do is kill those smug cunts and leave the body all out in the open so the other birds know what happened and that it was personal.
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That dog is probably dead by now
Why are cats the best animals and 10,000x times cooler than dogs, bros?
These are great.
puppy0 is here
Kek
this is really cute
ALL pitbulls should be shot on sight
What the hell is wrong with that dog?
Cruel but hilarious.
YOU should be gang-raped on sight EVERYWHERE you go.
Enjoy your gastric torsion.
underrated
Genes too pure for this world
I don't hate dogs except niggerdogs. I don't hate people either :^)
My family has a rottweiler, hella good girl, I'd get one if they didn't leave hair everywhere
It's a American Bully. Pitbull and a bulldog mix. I lived with a guy in Montana that had like 15 of these things. He breeds them and mamakes serious money but the dogs would tear the house apart. Maybe not as lethal as a regular Pit, all you had to do was get on a chair to get away from them. but if you got knocked over it's similar to when farmers get eaten by pigs. They also snore like freight trains
F
Literally gagging for it.
Donkeys are actually used to keep wolves at bay because they are fearless and their noises
Cats a cute. Dogs a cute. Animals a cute.
Fun fact: because cheetahs only catch predators using their high speed, they have no need for physical strength and intimidation. Making them really friendly and cute.
u mad human boi
good question
>gee billy, your mom lets you have TWO cheetahs?
who hasn't seen a cat kill a lizard?
I love border collies. I didn't realize just how smart they are till I owned one. Will never have another dog breed.
retard
Don't be sad user, he's probably being petted a lot in doggy heaven
based president pierce
wow rude
Not a very chad lifespan.
say no more
why is that girl bronze
WOWIE ZOWIE RIGHT IN MY BEAR NECESSITIES
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Make me, tough guy roodypoo
Very nice dogs
Comes with the territory.
Got a black great Dane a year ago.He is literally the chaddest dog I've ever met but he is so friendly and gentle.His size always scares idiots away when they think he's a pit.
Too energetic, if you don't live in a farm the poor fucker is gonna be bored out of his mind.
that nigga smug as fuck
>We want the Reddit audience
You say that like it's a bad thing.
only if they're muscular
2comfy4me.
Had Newfs since I was a kid, never had a issue with that. My friend who's had Boxers did though
The Ballad of Snarf 1 (2018)
Ahh how cute :3
Just look at this absolute little UNIT
top gig
Black dog down
That makes me happy
:)
Kek
>watch it lassie
deleted scene from American Gods
Underrated
hard kek
You just KNOW
every time
U N I T
N
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How safe is the Caucasian Ovcharka? Do they get the same bad rep as nigger tier dogs like their pitbull counterparts?
my dog does this with fabric softener sheets
Oh lawd he comin'
pitbulls are dogs that can work just well in domestic situations. i know a guy who owned one and educated himself on the breed. his words: a mother ovcharka will attack (and very likely kill) even her master if they touch one of her babies before they stop nursing.
Most powerful bit out of the cats.
>we need a dog for a diplomatic ceremony
oh an it has to be a black dog huh?
cracka ass muhfukka
>we need a hispanic voice actor in our dog movie
>Most powerful bit out of the cats.
What did he mean by this?
literally me, if I had sex
>we need absolute perfection
It was deaigned to collect taxes. It's nickname was the tax dog
A possible issue for most deep chested dogs, can be avoided by not taking dog out for vigorous exercise just after a feed and not giving too much food in one sitting (I had a friend with a Malamute/GSD cross and they spread their daily food intake to 2 - 3 meals a day to avoid torsion)
I very much doubt it being stronger than a tiger or a jaguar.
b*sed
woah where's that guy's hand going haha
Did Aragorn own one?
>ALL negroes should be shot on sight
ftfy
>tfw
>got a german shepherd puppy a few weeks ago, 3 months old now
>he's still barking at other dogs but not aggressively just doesn't know how else to react
>trying to give him more exposure to friendly dogs so he learns he doesn't need to bark
>some fucking degenerate keeps bringing his 2 enormous pitbulls to the park every time I walk him without fail and lets them off the lead
I can tell when this cunt is in the park every time because my dog gets skittish even walking through the gate cause he can smell these giant niggerhounds. Every other dog owner is forced to hide their dogs behind a fence whenever he's out because his dogs bark and snarl at literally everything and he does nothing about it.
More to the point, how should I stop the pup barking? Will he stop on his own if I keep giving him more exposure to friendly ones? He still barks at them for a minute or two but when he sees they don't give a shit about his barking he shuts up and plays with them. I don't wanna teach him bad habits and I read this was a good way to teach him but if anyone has better suggestions please help
Just a guess here. But the vet seems Asian. My guess is this good boy was rescued after being eaten. Chinese will cut their paws off to eat.
There are rescue groups trying to stop these, saw videos of these guys (mostly other Chinese btw.) literally smuggling wounded dogs out and setting them up with prosthetics and putting them up for adoption.
Anybody has a pet rat?
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dogs the size of cats are for women and gays
Yeah I replied to the wrong post the jaguar has the most powerful bite.
he looks cold.
i guess i've seen this before
maybe it's just my mood atm or 'whatever' but i felt pretty sad for that cheetah
it looks like he's shivering
Aren't all female dogs pretty aggressive when it comes to their spawn?
I was thinking more of a situation where the dog turns on its owner for no reason and eats them alive, like that one girl who was devoured to death by her pet pitbulls.
What about this sleepy boi
>jaguar has the most powerful bite.
I've seen very many dog owners handle the newborn pups without issue from the mother. They are meant to be the alpha in the dog's life. Evidently new mother Ovcharkas don't give a shit about alphas. Some of the absolute friendliest, submissive dogs I've ever come across have been pitbulls.
>the weak should fear the strong
Rats would make good pets but they don't have nest mentaility so can't be toilet trained so piss all over the house so that's why we don't have them
>Look at me, Hector.
Wrasslin with dogs is too good.
The absolute strength of that jay, neck and shoulders.
They're the vanilla choice for a reason.
I'm the taaaaax dog
Skibbydibby skoop bup bidda boop
No that's the labrador, though the golden retriever is not far behind.
Te queiro Taco Bell
My neighbor had a rotti. They moved out recently though
Total qt :3 also nice dubs
>ywn know that feel
That's Vicar Amelia.
any fellow vets here?
Dog if the plebeian animal.
real nem have snakessss
Looks like it's China or some other Asian country. Probably didn't want to become a meal
My family breeds these, they're top lads. Very intelligent breed, I've had plenty since I was a kid
Say no further
fag dog
Fuck right off fag. Shibas are superior nippon canines descended from Yamato.
>we need a spaniel
at least based wolves kill it asap. an asshole cat or bear would play with it as it slowly bleeds to death.
>we need some cunt to go diving through brambles and undergrowth
Or a modern day dinosaur would kill if asap.
based birbs
based big birbs
F
Sorry for you loss user. buddy looks like he was a great boi
If that man didnt get a boner I salute him
redpill me on snake rats
unironically what the fuck was his problem?
well border collies are the highest IQ dog breed
rly makes you think...
I need my dog to be scary for me
Imagine replying to extremely uncomfy posts.
>We need pussy dogs
Bros...
Do you have the one of the black pom with it dancing?
>tfw single mother with autistic son
>tfw me right now
look at him having a seizure. he probably damaged his brain with that tumble. delete this right now, you sick fuck.
I lost two Dobes already, I will never have another dog ever again.
The heat of the dogpussy is very important for judging
Is that a yeen?
literally the perfect size for human breeding
Furries aren't so crazy after all
No blacks allowed
r8 my pup
Pommies are so CUTE
Its a terrier, bot a minpin
They smell really bad and there's almost nothing you can do about it.
Would leave my children alone with/10
Who /shihtzu/ here?
That's a gay dog
My dog is the exactly like this. Let her out in the yard and she goes nuts when another dog walks by, open the gate and let them meet and the barking stops and the sniffing and playing starts.
lil qt right there, bet he loves belly rubs
this
god damn it I hate spiders but fuck me if those little jumper dudes aren't fucking adorable
Based cats sniffing out the onions taint.
Good boy/10
>god damn it I hate spiders
delet this.
IT'S MAAM
I MISS MY FUCKING DOGGOS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
can i pet it?
Would take on walks and give all the treats/10
god I'd love to throat fuck her and bash her head in with a hammer afterwards
THERES FUCKING FRIENDLY FIRE AMBUSH SPIDERS???
GALLIMIMUS NOOOOOOOOOO
:D
What a creature.
I may be confusing them with another breed, but I am pretty sure that breed is for killing rats
No ridgeback bros here? :'(
Bunnies are fucking dickholes. When I had one she bullied the FUCK out of my cat and chased him around and made him cry, despite being half his size
RIP My Best Friend 2001 - 2015
They keep lifetime grudges, give it a gently punt on accident and itll nigger you till the day it dies
RIParoo, little dude. Lost my little barn cat not too long ago to cancer.
is he okay?
the thing is you're not wrong
dog shows are fucking W E I R D
yikes. they do seem to be kinda niggerish.
>1280x720
>that video of the house cat that smacks the FUCK out of 3 crocodiles and scares them away
>tfw dog is turning 17 this year
>had him since he was a pup
>going blind, can't walk very far anymore
>feel like I'm watching him slip away every single day
>probably gonna off myself when he dies cause he's my best mate
Fuzzy jumping spiders are always welcome.
I have one of these beautiful bois. Huskies are known for being hyperactive assholes but mine contracted a disease as a puppy and almost died, so he's been extremely calm and gentle ever since
holy fuck is that spider twerking?
>cat's 16 years old
>remember him since he was the kitten he was in an abandoned barn when I was a small kid
>he gets more and more tired with every day
Don't off yourself, though. He loved being with you making you happy, keep on living and being happy for him.
holy shit
I've been there mate, I had a staffy that lived 17 years. had her since i was 5. They way she puffed out her chest when i walked her, the way she ran like warthog doing made laps around the backyard while i chased her. The way she would pretend to be a wombat to get into bed.
The day i found her after she had a stroke broke me, never gonna feel that love again. Ive got other dogs now, but its just not the same.
The person I knew who owned a Rottweiler has two cocker spaniels now
Here you go a picture I've never shared with anyone else, I miss them dearly.
Cheer up, pal!!!
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I completely understand it has been four years since both of min passed and they were everything to me, my heart has never healed. 17 is an incredibly age though, make sure you are there for him until the end and then you can decide what to do, I have only stuck around for me loved ones.