Yea Forums, what movies do women like?

>Moder women are so insecure shitty Hollywood movies make them feel vulnerable

YIKES

The roastie version would be
>i married a serial killer
>eat, pray, queef
>travel abroad to get fucked by an italian who rides a scooter
>idiot beta runs down airplane tarmac to stop roastie from marrying chad
>im having an affair with my personal trainer

ive never even heard of any of these
are they indie?

>>idiot beta runs down airplane tarmac to stop roastie from marrying chad
Actually it's
>working-class Chad runs down airplane tarmac to stop roastie from marrying rich boring beta

>if a man has the looks and the money, you can piss on her, literally.
>based on a book

Thats always my thought as well. When was the last movie with boats. Its super expensive to film on water, no one does it

>texting friends about how much of a bitch her best friend is
>taking a call right there forcing you to pause it because she's an inconsiderate cunt
>asking what is going on in the movie

The Lion King is for homosexual men, not women

>boats

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i agree

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>Women will never understand Silent hero journey boy

Also Boats

>no political mumblecore
You’ve got a weird bf hon

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Nice boat.

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Do women like Drive ?
They watch it for the goose, but do they actually like the movie ?

guess she got away from her dads crossface

Boats are pretty stupid to be honest. Planes exist, use those. Only olden times people used boats because that was all they had.

None of those things involve cosmic horror, japanese anime,heroic tragedies or old sword and sorcery films.

Fucking this. It triggers me so much. Silent hero journey boy is literally the oldest story telling trope, the very bed rock of civilization. Roasties were a mistake.

I honestly think that BOAT was better than Boats. Boats had too many boats and it took away from the tension.

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Kino

this but ironically

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>waaaaaah men always generalize women
I swear only women and moronic men ever take women seriously.

unironically all of those titles would make kino viewing experiences.

>bitches about having to date chad
>only dates chad

>The Terror
>Hunter Killer
>Das Boot
>Hunt For Red October
Boats are kino
Still need to see Master And Commander

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i think BOAT could have used one more boat but BOATS had too many (2 boats.)

>a whore has to choose between two attractive men chasing her

This movie made me mad as fuck

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Ah your referring to A Tale of Two Chads. Thats roastie kino

-man learns a lesson from a woman
-man obsesses over woman
-man serves woman
-man adores woman
-man gives in to woman's bullshit
-cocky man ignores a woman's bullshit
-man gets emasculated
-self-inserts of useless gossip bitches as rich sexy women

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-Girl black dick fantasy
-Big black dick 4
-Big black dick orgy girl
-Dicks dicks dicks
-Blacked

Love this shit in j-drama it's dumb as fuck

don’t forget their favorite experience
-woman succeeds in the workplace

Since fucking when women pretend they have better taste in movies than men? The term and genre "chick flick" was target designed for them, because cinema became too much of an art form for their little heads.

i've seen two k-dramas and both were about that

>successful advertising executive returns to her hick small town to find true love with a guy in a white t-shirt and jeans fixing his own truck

you say that like cape shit isn't targeted specifically towards stupid men

Hallmark movies are now the only reason I still watch tv.

stupid men?
you mean children?
then yes, comics and comic book movies are aimed for kids

dumb broads love capeshit

Usually ones where some woman gets a divorce then fucks tons of random guys

Capeshit is for children.

Cape shit are family films.

They're supposed to appeal to everyone.

it's a joke you brainlet

My gf only wants to watch two types of movies:
>the one where the below average girl is desired by the vampire/pirate/billionaire guy who falls in love with her and changes himself for her
>serial killer documentaries
Not sure how worried I should be.

Traveling and Fucking
I'm Actually Royalty
Singalong 3
Rich Guy Loves You
Cheat Cheat Cheat
Feelings Love Feelings
Along Came Chad
Dogs Lol (ft. Chad)
Christmas with Chad
Cool Wine Aunt 2
Background Noise While You're on Your Phone

Why are dogs such pussies compared to cats?

>Yea Forums, what movies do women like?

All of the above, but with women saving the world from men

Nicely played, user.

reee fucking tease

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Lorenzoz oil
Ghost
Dirty dancing
The holiday
Any Bridget Jones movie
Thelma and Louise

>Dogs are better at being pussies than cats

>tell gf we're gonna go watch a favorite movie of mine
>is there any romance and who's that guy, is the good guy, and when the bad guy shot him in the leg, did the good guy died, and is the good guy going to finish with that flagrant love interest and wow the good guy said something bad to the girl and now I absolutely HATE him and nothing can change my opinion and user they didn't get together at the end?? what a dumb movie, what was the point if they don't end up together, I hated the main guy anyway, oh okay there's no dialogues or any action in this particular moody scene which means I might as well be running my fucking mouth about unrelated shit because I might as well be looking at a blank screen since nothing is
happening and I have the attention span of a 7 year old

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Why women have such shit taste?

That's a good kitty

>cat scares away a dog
>makes the news
>somehow catfags ppst this smugly failing to see how this hurts their position

That toxoplasmosis really did a number on your brain

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Forgot pic

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That's the best part of the video

Cats are so alpha that the WEgyptians worshipped them as gods.

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She's not even looking at her phone for half of the movie. That guy is lucky.

the dog attack would have been on the news anyway since it was caught by camera. dogs are bad, all of them.

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>Yea Forums, what movies do women like?
Whatever is popular.

>charge of the Rohirrim scene
>she literally turns around on the bed opposite to the tv because she was getting bored
I want to teach dogs to focus on TV for 2 hours because at least I'll have someone to watch with that is truly focused even thought it doesn't understand shit to the medium

all of Yea Forums getting ass-blasted by a genuinely funny tweet from a female lol

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wow great movie lol three dudes running for three hours next time im picking lol

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ded

movies were alright but why were there no girls? would have been cool

What women want isn't strong female characters.

What women want is homoerotic tension between male characters with
perfect hair.

For the purposes of homoerotic tension, one of them needs to have blue eyes, because blue eyes are gay-coded

Also for the purposes of homoerotic tension, they need to hate each other, and one of them needs a female love interest who's a total bitch who doesn't deserve him.

And to maximize homoerotic tension, at least one of them must exhibit absolutely no romantic or sexual interest in men at all.

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>40 and Sad, 20 and Chad
>What Are Consequences?
>Gays
>Infidelity 2: Vegas

It's depressing that women are incapable of understanding the hero's journey and can only appreciate something if there's an affair in it.

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man children, sure yes
it's still made for men. the genre is suppose to appeal to men. shitty action flicks in general

>implying dogs don't get killed by coyotes either

Because dogs care about what humans think of them

source? would love to see the whole list

Well, yeah. Men invented all cinema and genres and do all the work involved in all of movies creation since their inception. Of course what they make will appeal to men, they're making movies they want to see.

>still no comeback for Jonah
>this picture still can't be refuted
It's over, lads.

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I used to hate Disney songs when watching them as a teenager in school but now I have nothing but pure nostalgia for them
Hakuna Matata, motherfucker
Oh no

what's some boatkino?

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I'm female, allow me to roast my own favourite movies:

- Privileged Sad Girl Is Sad
- The Over Importance of Tragedy in Romance
- Attractive Superhero Man
- Children's Movie
- Period Drama, With Either The Over Importance of Tragedy in Romance, or a Sad Girl
- Horses or Dogs

somebody post the list of movies rated most highly by men vs. women kek

That's why cats are better, they just don't give a fuck, unless you give them a reason to.
Dogs are so beta they immediately grovel at your feet and be your bitch.
Cats are solitary, so it takes work to get their trust and tame them. Both cats and cat owners are chads.

>Beat Me Rich Man
>Jump Scary 7
>EAT TRAVEL LOVE
>SJW Biography
>Black Man, White Woman
>Childrens Cartoon(but you don't have any)

The boats one always makes me laugh. Like true Chads fucking love boats it gets them so hard, they just love watching hot boats sailing and cruising the sea.

The one they constantly play in their own head.

>Boats
fucking kino

Eat Pray Cock

>1 women makes a harmless joke
>REEE WE NEED TO RETALIATE
incels I swear...

what the fuck kind of cable package gets you that

obligatory

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Women should be silent.

cats are a lot like neckbeards, they don't give a fuck what you think but that doesn't make them any less pathetic. How many cats did they take with them to kill Bin Laden?

-sneed
-sneed
-sneed
-sneed
-sneed

Poor bait

Bin Laden died in 2002 from renal failure

faggot dogs get killed by coyotes
real dogs die by the bear and heart disease

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>Oh user, I'll see any movie you wanna see, as long as I'm with you~

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WHERE IS MY AI / ANDROID GF I'VE SUFFERED ENOUGH IS NOT FUCKING FAIR AAAAAAAHHHHH

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Mfw my gf made me watch mean girls desperate housewives some movie about wine and france some show about an adopted nog and we still havent even watched conan the barbarian. I did get her into American dad tho

-4/10 white woman at a salon gains the confidence from black female co-workers to nab the man she's always wanted
-Woman gets brutalized by a small gang of thugs, endures tier 1 operator training for a week and kills them all
-Friendly banter amongst aging women about sex, politics, and settling down

>>charge of the Rohirrim scene
>>she literally turns around on the be

kek'd imagining your reaction

This isn't even a clever tweet, damn you to hell OP

>tfw women hate Badlands

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These

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Based cat. Species or breed isn't what matters in a pet, what matters is loyalty.

Mean girls is actually kino. And american dad is garbage lol so I think your gf might know more about cinematic value than you

First one is just the classic "beauty and the beast" female archetype
That's normal

-a dumb bitch proves everyone wrong
-woman gets man she likes to see her as his master
-dumb bitches party and suffer no consequences
-woman experiences terrible hardship from bad man leaving her and everyone loves her for existing

For me? It's Rich Boy Hero 4. Very underrated film.

Prince Chad
Boat Chad
Chad with a Troubled Past
Boat Chad 2: Tropical Dance-Off
Money Chad and the Temple of Alimony

>men saving the day, being the hero, doing what's right
You're welcome

Top Movies Women Like:
- Muh Vagina
- Wouldn't it be great to be rich, with someone else's money?
- Women pretending to like each other
- Romance we really want, but if someone tried that in real life we'd call them a stalker
- Double Standards, the sequel
- I'm rich/beautiful/desired/powerful, the Movie
- Sparkle vampires
- Dreamcatchers and other useless shit

>Women think Edward scissor hands was one of the top 100 movies ever made
>Women think Lawrence of Arabia is just barely making the top 400

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Maybe she's right. Every time I see this thread I crave some boat kino.

>that time Pop Team Epic made a joke about this because they couldn't air the Steamboat Willie parody

>mfw I was just listening to The Aquabats

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>Beat Me Rich Man

i almost spit out my drink user

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For years I thought that was lazy town

accurate

W-what's going to happen to that boat, user?

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basado

Go worship your inbred child-rapist prophet, sandnigger.

Different type of dog movie. Girl dog movies are like Chihuahuas and Toy Poodles at the mall

>What movies do women like?
-An Idiot Marries the Handsome CEO
-Prettiest Girl Hero 4
-Loud Cheerleader Hero Thot Girl
-Fashion Fashion Fashion
-Shreks

Trust me I am a grill.
t. grill

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>ghostbusters is mediocre
correct

First off, it HAS to be on Netflix. Not TV, not theaters, not DVD, not Amazon, Not Hulu, not Apple TV, not HBO Go. NETFLIX.

I tried to tell a normie girl I know to watch the sopranos when she wanted something to "binge watch". She looked at me with confusion when I told her it wasn't on Netflix. No way she ever watched it.

Once I almost watched twilight for good boy points with a girl. If a new gf acted like examples in the thread, and just being a general void minded roast carrier, I'd probably just end it there to spare future annoyment.

Only white bitches watch this shit.

>boat movies
Hmm. I'm gonna need a list. I need to be more manly .

When will they understand?

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Speed 2: Cruise Control

boatman gave them an epic
they just wanted the jewel

>Boats
I fucking knew it

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Whatever movie let's them check their phones every 2 minutes and still understand what's going on

you're

Boats are what men use, to get away from women with. They understand, that's why they hate them.

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