What about the droid attack on the Wookies?

I thought we were making bets on who is going to win! 1000 Credits on the droids stomping those rugs.

Quick answer - because they were only ones in Republic with any kind of martial training outside of basic PDF groups.
Real answer - because they were major religious organization that sat at the top of the power structure in the most important place in galaxy and they didn't want to lose their influence.

fucking brilliant

There's no droid attack on the wookies. Think about it, if droids were invading, they would have disrupted communications as they did on Naboo. If they disrupted communications, then how would you have heard about it?

The droids had every right to be angry at the wookies and frankly I am starting to realize that the separatists were right all along. The separatists were just fighting for droid rights and the droids deserved independence from the republic that treated them like slaves.

The republic didn't have a standing military, but every planet had forces of some kind. The droid armies would have remained republican, but for palpatine's insistence that they revolt against him.

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Indeed, if the droids weren't there, who would pick the wookies lettuce? Who would fix the wookies' plumbing? Those droids are part of the Kashyyyk and belong there as much as the wookies. You may see a droid invasion, but I see engineers, doctors, and teachers. The robophobia makes me sick.

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>"I-Important it is not...pass that shit, Ki-Adi-Mundi.."

Kek
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>What about legalizing interspecies child porn production in the republic?
>wait.. what?
>We will cut the need for smuggling redband tapes and the Confederacy will have one of their most important side profits reduced
>troubling, this line of thought is
>We could even produce more clones with the taxation
>meditate about this matter we must, speak with you In private, I will

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Jedis are the philosophical masters of the galaxy

Of course they are. I you don't agree they will find you and chop your hands off. They call it 'aggressive negotiations' har har har

I don't think killing Dooku and rescuing Sheev really merits being made a master. It's really just a days work for a Jedi (except dueling a Sith; that's pretty rare, but Obi-wan didn't get made a master after killing Maul, despite it being fairly unprecedented.)

He killed a sith lord, carried his master out on his back and saved the galaxy's leader while landing the enemy's broken flagship during a time of civil war.

That is some superhero level accolades. Most jedi end up like dinosaur head getting shot off of a balcony with very little renown.

>Don't worry Ani you can sleep soundly tonight. I'll be patrolling the temple with my coshsaber for any Mace Dindus.

I'd always thought (based on the books) that most Jedi did similar stuff adventuring through the Galaxy. Admittedly Anakin's feats are of a higher caliber, but likely the master's trials are not solely about saber skill and adventuring tactics, but also stuff like temper and wisdom which Anakin never really demonstrated.

Because it all was part of Sheev's plan to kill them

>Luke
>Luuuuke
>Go to the Kashyyk system. There you will stop the droid attack on the wookies.

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>R2D2 winning at holochess gave Chewy PTSD

Being a master isn't about highlight reel stuff. Anakin clearly wasn't collected or wise enough to be a master. Fuck, he himself acknowledges it in a conversation with Padme.

The majority of his career left for little down time while being a jedi which is how they denote (Usually how they figure a Jedi has become patient enough in his studies to have gained mastery) He went from one battle to the other. His Jedi Knight Trials were the literal beginning of the civil war, where he saved not only a planet but the entire republic communications hub for a large part of the galaxy, on top of being his first military command. All without his master being there.

Anakin's career is storied beyond any reasonable measure, they didn't grant him mastery because they wanted to maintain control of him. He was never going to be on some distant world meditating on force philosophy. They knew that when they brought him in, they watched how his development occured and by any other jedi standard, they tended to tailor their training to the individual jedi. They simply never stopped being worried/afraid of what he could do and worried he would go pull a Quigon somewhere.

He had gained mastery a long time ago, what they wanted was emotional maturity which during war time is hard for even older jedi to achieve. Windu's entire force technique is effectively barely tempered dark side use. All jedi are not equal even by standards set out by mediocre jedi. Hypocrisy is in all things when it comes to Anakin.

the wookies are the NEETs of the star wars universe. think about it. unshaven, so much porn and fast food has degraded their minds to the point where communication is only sets of agonized screaming, they have followed the word of their saviour sam hyde and have injected testosterone and human growth hormone in order to attain their massive size and strength, along with their obviously 3D printed weaponry and armor that is a weird mixture of ancient gallic armor with native american stylization.

they controlled the senate AND the courts

Remember, the Clone Wars series are still canon, and Skywalker is one of the most respected and beloved generals for his men. This is why I believe the writers jumped the gun with mind altering brain chip - the 501 legion would go with Anakin to purge the Jedi even without the mind control, god knows Jedi gave them plenty of reasons why throughout the series.
He was dedicated and accomplished ten times over through the war to become Master, if anything, the Council gave him reason to distrust them after he witnessed the witch hunt they committed against Asuka.

I've never seen clone wars, so my opinion can't factor them in. I'll take your word for it though.

>most Jedi did similar stuff adventuring through the Galaxy
They did. It always made me wonder if Anakin and OB1 are the best that the order has to offer, how much shit must the other knights be in comparison, and how much the regular army must hate them.

>stuff like temper and wisdom which Anakin never really demonstrated

True. He on the other way demonstrated love and commitment to those he held dear. He was the only one who not only treated clones as human beings, but also as his equals.

based and sithpilled

The feels...things that could be

I have waited for this moment for a longggg time, my little greeeeen friend.

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They are excellent piece of Star Wars lore, and very true to original material, made by people who are genuine fans. True, the first season and some of second is clearly targeting young audience, but increasingly the themes become more serious, as the graphics pick up on quality.
Excellent arc called Massacre at Umbara put clone troops in front of moral dilemma rarely seen in serious movies, let alone in young audience shows.

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sheev put them in charge because they were idiots

kill em all

let god sort em out.

"Just let it go, Ki..."

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I haven't seen Clone Wars yet, but I always got the feeling that Qui Gon, Obi Wan and Anakin were always mid tier Jedi. Considering up until the end of Ep 3, neither of them were on the council. I always assumed all the council members could wreck the main 3 cast with ease.

"What I remember about the rise of the Empire is… is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st Legion was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant. It was a silent trip; we all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight back to Coruscant, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Jedi Temple. Not a word."
―Entry from the 501st Journal

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So what adventures did they get to go on?
None that's right!

>no jedi anthology series
Clone wars tried but failed.

>let the force sort em out.
ftfy

Who else would do it? They didn't even have an army until they discovered someone conveniently put in an order for a clone army that was ready in time for this unexpected conflict

Anakin went off the rail power wise long before the Ep.1. If you have read the official novelization, I think I remember that Yoda sent ObiWan after Anakin, because he was the only one in the order who could face him, due to his style and his lifetime battle experience by the Anakin's side, and especially now that the Mace was missing.

>Considering up until the end of Ep 3, neither of them were on the council

I think Kenobi was actually on the council in the ep.3 so it must have happened previously. Qui Gon is obvious, he wasn't on the council because he was eternal troublemaker.

>long before the Ep.1
Sorry, before ep.3

>human female of questionable proportions
>not a feisty Mon Calamari stripper,covered in baby oil

Does Ki Adi Mundi strike you as some basic bitch plebeian?

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Man I wish George would have been a better writer to show Annakin's fall more nuanced than simply wanting to be more powerfull.

He could have been confiding in Obi-Wan and express his doubts about who was the real ennemy and who is on the right side. Instead Obi-Wan asks him to spy on Sheev.

If you watch episode 3, with the idea that Sheev is the good guy trying to save the galaxy from corrupt politicians (Drain the swamp?), the movie takes a whole different perpective.

Good Lord.

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"I'm ready user", The female Mon Calamari stands there nude in all her glory. You had waited for this for a long time but now the moment was here you weren't sure you could go through with it. Her skin was covered in weird blotches of off colours like she'd been bruised or was like a corpse. Her skin sagged in all the wrong places, like an old person. Her feet were grotesque. The toes were like hard lightsabers with the webbed skin barely covering them and at the end sharp points. Her whiskers, for lack of a better word, jiggled as she smiled at you, waiting for you to embrace her. Her gills were like the exit points of an exhaust. How did she smell so bad? "Well user, are you ready?"

I would not do a female mon calamari.

Because of the droid attack on the Wookiees

the EU explanation actually explains why it's a big deal

a shame Disney has jettisoned all the old lore

>the things in that opera where the calamari in their natural habitat
how the fuck did it take me so long to see this

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>the characters visit a literal space opera at the turning point of the main character of a space opera series

How can one man write so much pottery?

lol

beautiful

But Obi-wan didn't kill Maul.

>Fuck, he himself acknowledges it in a conversation with Padme.
That sounds pretty collected and wise to me.

>Windu's entire force technique is effectively barely tempered dark side use
It's weird how that entire thing just came out of the fact that Sam Jackson wanted a purple lightsaber.

He was sure as fuck collected when he was choking the life out her 2 days later. Clearly he had some work ahead of him.

Qui Gonn was said to be able to become a council member but constantly opposed them so he didn't. EPIII Obi Wan was a council member.

watch it freddy

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The ability of EU to bullshit away is actually really impressive.

Windu is portrayed as a Jedi hardliner. Him doing anything dark side is like the Pope praying to Allah in Mecca.

Imagine being this dense and autismal

>Windu is portrayed as a Jedi hardliner.
>*executes defeated sith lord*

Hard on dark side.
He sure isn't some hippie that experiments with the dark side like it's ecstasy and thinks that both sides can work together and sing and braid each other's hair.

Vapaad or whatever it's called is some bullshit from Star Wars Autist/Visual Dictionary. Not something that either Lucas or the guy that developemd Sam Jackson's fighting choreography ever thought about.

as if those things are mutually exclusive. the jedi executed the sith for thousands of years

why did george lucas not want to develop any characters in the prequel trilogy besides anakin? the only ones who were reasonably developed or fleshed out were mace windu (he's pretty much a berserker) and sheev himself is done well. as much as i wanna pile hate on georgie boy i think the literal who's who played anakin and obiwan were also at fault.