NEW Captain Marvel CLIPS. Yea Forums BTFO HAHAHAH
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Why do superheroes capable of blowing shit up with energy blasts need basic bitch martial arts exercise?
more like craptain marvel
she's a tryhard
BECAUSE remember what happened to superman when he lost his powers.
Hi Brie, nah film looks shit and you’re in the wrong role
Still not seeing it. Sorry, Disney.
kek yeah i'm definitely on board now
doubts are assuaged
only shill comments lmao
>only shills can like these clips
lmao
ironic shilling is still shilling
whats her problem? why doesnt she smile?
Why would someone smile constantly? Do you smile constantly? Maybe you're retarded
Aww isn´t she just SO special.
Little Miss Manjaw.
>clips are good
>reverts to just making fun of her appearance
movie is good CONFIRMED
Try harder dcuck
>>clips are good
Is DC winning now?
Why?
She has dead eyes and no emotion in all of these clips. This is going to be a total shitshow.
The fagget triggering continues..
Uff her acting besides Jude Law and Samuel L. Jackson is so striking. Both Jackson and Law play cool, serious characters like hers, but still emote and entertain the audience. They are true professionals compared to Brie.
What is this face trying to convey?
You can easily tell they're good. If not by watching them, then by how everyone immediately switches to just making fun of her apperance again instead of muh SJWs! even though that itself was false, but nevertheless was more reasonable than just lol manjaw!
face it. Yea Forums got btfo
>l-le dead eyes lmao!!!
MEME HARDER SCRUB
She´s busy putting the HER in hero.
There´s no smiling in feminazi town!
>OH WOW, AN ACTOR PREPARES FOR THEIR ROLE IN AN ACTION MOVIE
TRULY GROUNDBREAKING STUFF, BOYS
LEEEFF CPTN MANJAW ALOOOONE!!!
What are you talking about retard. They are clips from the movie
prove you are not a skrol Yea Forums
I think it's interesting that he's playing a younger version of himself. Might be fun for an actor.
>Yea Forums reacts to captain marvel
B T F O
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first one was bts stuff. i'll retract my shitpost for now
>still can't handle MCU's shitty "conversational" dialogue...
This movie will fail. Mark my words. It's got ridiculous fantastic elements of Guardians of the Galaxy but with a hero whose personality can be described as "stern." There's a very good reason early screeners were talking about how much liked the cat.6
Her Kryptonite is black cock
BASED MARVEL
>the first one was bts stuff
>didn't even watch it
wew
He's a marketer
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Autist detected
>that history
yikes
Thanks for opening my eyes
>You have to let go of your past
>thinks government agents talk like tweenagers on a date
>>>/plebbit/
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>tweenagers on a date
So the last time you had social interaction was in your tweens, and your were resentful of tweens for being excluded from social interaction because you're an autist. Interesting. Tell us more autist.
>He watches popcorn comic book movies expecting realism.
y i k e s
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>You are just one victim of the (((Skrull))) expansion that has threatened our civilization for centuries.
>Imposters who silently infiltrate, then take over our planets.
I think we might have this movie all wrong.
She's the neutral faced audience stand in. The Keanu Reeves in The Matrix. The Luke Skywalker. The Harry Potter.
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Look at this guy, he can't even talk. Can you get any more cucked than that?
holy fucking block head
>pot, meet kettle
Curious how that's a criticism that you never hear for any other movie
You really have to reach this time, don't you?
>You have to let go of your past
>Impostors who silently infiltrate and influence then take over our countries
Are they redpilled?
>I know if I feel uncomfortable, it's Valid
So does every child who doesn't want to eat their Broccoli
Imagine how much more popular a Harley Quinn movie would be. A slut with a baseball bat.
she has the voice of an angel
>equating uncomfortability of eating poorly cooked broccoli to that of feeling creeped out
Autist detected
>if I don't like a manchild movie, I must be an incel
Solid logic, plebbitor.
And your dialogue is still forced and gay, like "Big Bang Theory", but less mature.
>le
yikes
Only worth it if she cucks the Joker.
Ah, the good old tranny tourist that has just discovered 4plebs and thinks she's fighting nazis
yeah, but I'm a white male, so am I allowed to watch those clips?
Spbp
>manchild movie
You're overly terrified of being potentially seen as childish. Perhaps it is you who is childish. Grown men don't care, but you wouldn't know that.
Pfft thats nuthin kid
>if I don't like a manchild movie, I must be an incel
if you don't like (((their))) propaganda, you are a sexist
Superman had the same criticism.
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That was more about the tone of the movie and the fact that Superman was forced to kill a man with his bare hands.
>Grown men don't care, but you wouldn't know that.
You seem intimate with a lot of "grown men", kek.
Is it polite to peek through the Glory Hole?
>you're a manbaby lmao
>uses manbaby insults when challenged
Well that was quick and easy
The dialogue is goddamn awful
First one was literally a clip from the film
The male director has literally never spoken in any interview for this film, pr, or featurette
I love her.
you didn't answer my question, shill
>thinks just because they are comic book movies their dialogue can be shit.
BIG YIKES
LEAVE HER ALONE YOU PERPETRATORS OF SEXISM AND HATE
Im OP, the job worked. Thanks for the attention rejects, see you all march 8. Bring your daughters/nieces.
If she had a single, solitary cunt hair of charisma, no one would mind. But she doesn’t. I detest kikes with the fury of a billion ovens, but this Israeli makes me second guess white genocide whenever she appears. Disney has now condemned the MCU to the same trajectory as Shekel Wars.
i have never seen our disney shills this freaked out
that is a lot of makeup
>equating being mildly "creeped out" with having to be offensively defensive.
Woman detected.
RIP
ohhh, so that explains her feet
I look forward to Disney explaining to their shareholders how their """marketing""" budgets were enormous for the movies that had suspiciously high ticket presales
>RIP
what a legend
Why were critics so much more comfortable in calling Amber Heard's acting in Aquaman bad when it was still 10x better than this?
so she's creating a culture on her toes to study it better?
>offensively defensive
you are some kind of retard
>you're a woman
I'm not but lets pretend I am. Still wouldn't make what i said less true
>trying to shut down an argument by using labels and buzzwords like an SJW
go back to containment board polcel
>two people are sparring
>they pause in between moves to develop their characters
>not break and go back into formation and then talk
>literally pause in the middle of a grab to talk
Why do they always do this shit. It never happens in actual training.
Groundbreaking stuff.
>supreme intelligence
CRINGE
Wait, what happened to Wonder Woman in this timeline?
Er what about wonder woman?
she's not even the first for marvel, elektra was
There's no Wonder Woman, only Captain Marvel
What happened to a lot of movies. Many of them weren't good but this is far from the first
>Rumors going around after the screenings that Nick Fury loses his eye because the stupid cat attacks him
>Not even when the cat reveals its true monster form or something, just a cat scratching his eye
Holy shit guys, I think this might finally be the Solo of Marvel
>why doesnt she smile?
>People are unironically starting to ship this
Never though I'd see the day Fury becomes a viable romantic lead.
More satisfying to kick a white racist in the nuts than shoot at them.
you trannys are psychotic
I thought the cat was for sure a mega skrull but that way is much stupid so that's probably true
So progressive. I'm so glad Hollywood is here to steer our youth in the right direction.
the costume is so gay especially the centurion hair
>Not even when the cat reveals its true monster form or something, just a cat scratching his eye
Nah, it's reportedly the cat in monster form. The eye becomes infected because Fury doesn't have time to treat it / doesn't think it's a big deal, and it costs him.
Which kinda' creates a plot hole since he's a desk agent in this and THE WINTER SOLDIER shows him being sworn in as SHIELD director a couple of years later with both eyes intact.
that vocal fry though...yuck
look comfy
Jesus.... I can see why she doesn't smile.
You can clearly tell this movie is a rush job and won't make much sense for the most part.
>Cat scratches his eye
>he doesn't treat it right away, it gets infected
>has an eyepatch for rest of film
>mid credits scene is him at the doctor
>doctor takes eyepatch off and tell him he's all healed
>Fury says something like "thanks doc, I don't know what I'd do if I lost this thing" turns to the camera and winks
>Nah, it's reportedly the cat in monster form.
Well, sounds kinda dubious
>If your money was on Goose the (alien) cat, you were right! Turns out Samuel L. Jackson’s rookie S.H.I.E.L.D. agent makes the mistake of befriending Carol’s pet feline, which actually turns out to be an alien in disguise. At some point in the film, it eventually scratches his eye and while Fury thinks it can be saved at first, he eventually loses it.
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lshe ooks like a jewess
and he looks incredibly low t
Why the mohawk?
Lol better keep training, chapofaggot
>shills saying how amazing the de-aging technology has gotten
>Samuel L. Jackson actually almost looks like that before any VFX because they put a lot of makeup on him beforehand to begin with
He also looks weird as fuck with that hairline, that's not what he looked like when he was young
Continual oppression by the patriarchy.
“I’m gonna EnD It!”
callback to the silver age super hero spandex suit.
>Skulls infiltrator planets and destroy them from the inside
holy shit that's so antisemetic!
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Damn.
I spend too much fukn time on this board.
waitaminit..marketeer..
Does this mean you can ACTUALLY get paid for shitposting??
fml
Is she a 48 year old woman that works outside for a living?
alcohol and promiscuity
>Last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye.
>"Someone" was a cat
Looks like she just walked on stage after a nap
*during
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>Black
>Spy
>In the cold war
>Blacks in Russia or near Russia
xD
he's just that good
>le BMWF bants!!!!!
holy shit this looks bad
>name a superhero after your company
how retarded
Last time she smiled a TSA worker almost raped her.
Hmm
>when you run out of rational ideas
>you can always retreat by using memes to shut down arguments
classic SJW tactic, SJW
>DC BAD
>MARVEL GOOD
This kid seems pretty fuckable.
she could cosplay as brie larson with that face
>martial arts exercise
>exercise
why would anyone want fat soldiers?
>Leading platoon of fatties
>"Sir, i need a break my cankles are KILLING me!"
>ever since they cut training the new recruits have been pigging out of space sugar
>now we cant take the bunker
>i didnt sign up to lead fatties
>mfw they retire after a year to full benefits while i get a new platoon of new fatties
At least Yea Forums was cucked so badly by Black Panther that they are not even trying to pretend Captain Marvel is gonna be a failure.
Remember the time Captain Marvel saved Homer Simpson?
>tfw when you realize this threads are DC-shills trying to out-shill Disney shills
Her face doesn't look like that.
>Trying to shut down discussion using buzzwords like autist
>Pretending there even is a discussion
>I'm not a woman but somebody asking your number is creepy
>you're a woman
more labels
It's like you're not even trying
She is the neutral mask character in this film. Why do you think this is shutting down arguments?
why are there so many liberal thots on Yea Forums? not only that post but also all those likes/retweets. Why do they come here?
>liberal thots on Yea Forums
got any claims to back that up? I hate SJWs as much as anybody, but don't be a fucking retard about it
WOAH SHE LOOKS SO BADASS!
JUST LIKE A MAN!
so they dont get their ass kicked by a man dressed as a bat
Why does it look so average
ewww imagine being jude law in that scene and having to put up with the smell of her rotting bare feet
Because of this.
HOLY FUCK, IT'S WORSE THAN I COULD IMAGINE!!!FACT!!!
Why do you guys waste so much energy in shit you dont like? Wouldnt it be easier to just ignore brie larson and anything captain marvel related?
Yeah, and Captain Bitchface is going to kill lots of people, but it will be OK because they’re “Skrulls,” right? Double standards suck. It’s hypocritical to say criticism’s OK for one but not the other.
>she trained for 9 months
>has no muscle at all
what
>caring about capeshit
It actually looks okay. Though I haven't seen a marvel flick in theaters since Iron Man 1 and I don't plan on breaking my streak now.
Not that user, but I was interviewed by government folk for my buddy's military clearance so that he could do intel in the air force.
They take that shit pretty seriously, user. Worse still, we met in Panera and the woman they sent was a smoking babe.
>she trained for 9 months
Where did the ass go?
She skipped leg day
nothing wrong with her ass. it's the suit
Stand-in
no. Just kids today that see Kardashian lardasses as sexy think that is flat
The Negative Zone, they’re using it to set up the Fantastic 4
And yet still better than you look kek
Who's that guy?
will this suffice?
She has the ass of an old man with a beer belly.
There's no weight to the strikes. It just feels so off for some reason.
The actress is an airhead yoking herself to a wagon.
The character is an amnesiac highly trained super soldier what works for a paranoid militarized society.
Unironically yes
The Kree are what if the Roman Empire was in space, never lost and the barbarians at the gates were shapeshifters
They became militaristic conservatives who don't mind popping over to another planet and removing kebab if they feel their security is threatened
The film will be interesting because the Kree will have to become bad guys before the end for Carol to rebel against (she becomes woke) but the Skrulls are just inherently evil murdering cunts so I have no idea how they will try and make a positive case for literal illegal alien immigration.
>tfw the movie opening is in the same day Devil May Cry V releases
Based japs helping us making this disgrace bomb
This looks pretty good.
FIERCE
F I E R C E
THE AGE OF MEN IS OVER!
Whos gonna pay for that juke box
well, at least it looks better than the "stunning" cover of Daisy Ridley
out whedoning whedon, how fucking disgusting
>white men btfo
I'm going watch it just to accelerate the end of white men.
Noble. Warrior. Heroes. Nigger.
make sure you bring a black dildo with you and put it in your ass while you watch the movie otherwise you're just pretending
Wasn't Russia trying to further stir up racial tension in America. Maybe Fury was pretending to be a black american communist.... It might been better if he was a spy in Angola or Cuba oh well.
BANG BANG BANG
Badass wahmen don't smile bigot
trained 9 months for this and she looks like a skeleton
even my 14 yo nephew has better gains over 5 months
not even close
which is weird because she smiled alot in this movie and was overall pretty charismatic, especially contrasted with Hiddleston's character who was a true professional.
>infinity war toys are still full price
>captain marvel action figures are already 50% off
not looking good guys its last jedi / ghost busters all over again
I'm hoping that it'll be like Black Panther, where all the actual retarded messages are from the media around it rather than in the film itself.
That crazy robot chick from Westworld looks like a better Brie Larson. Why didnt they cast her instead
redpilled
not gonna watch, fuck off
>your turn to prove you are not a cree
>proceeds to destroy someone else's property
POWERFUL.
I guesseven cree wouldn't behave so retarded
YIKES!
Um no. Beer belly guys tend to have big asses and thick legs. She wishes thou.
conspiracy theory: what if Brie Larson is not actually retarded person, but amazing actor who usign Stanislavky method in the last year completely immersed with her character, trying to become the retarded dumb bitch captain marvel canonically is?
Based.
>shill is retarded
No surprise there
tbf those are some neat limited edition sneakers and that bag has her name on it and everything, why wouldn't you want to kill two birds with stone? post a killer selfie showing off all your new swag whilst also getting credit for acknowledging a comic legend, pretty prudent imo
>clips are good
happiness cannot coexist with the patriarchy
>nothing wrong with her ass
I'm starting to like it. Brie is very attractive. Not the typical Stacy but attractive.
absolutely B A S E D
Based and pantherpilled
9 months is practically nothing for men without roids, much less for females. It's all just lip service
she looks like a post office lady
Forget the feminist shit, forget the anti-white shit, forget politics in general. Brie is simply a shit actress and should have never even been considered for this role. Her acting is so fucking flat.
Brie is shit at acting here. But I must say the de-aged Jackson looks REALLY good. It's a smaller resolution so maybe I cant see all the flaws, but it looks completely unnoticeable.
How do you get that many lines in your face? smoking?
>two people can shoot energy blasts and shit
>can't hurt each other with them
>use kung fu instead
If Clark knew how to leverage the human body he could've pointed Zod away from the family instead of killing him.
>total capabilities
Gee, real nice Mary Sue film you got there Marvel
fuck sake, I used to be that young posting here, now I'm kickin 30 up the arse.
What a basic bitch
...
You could've at least chosen a better jewess succubus than the rat faced skeleton, race traitor
^this
I think this movie was being directed by a woman who couldn't get anything right so they joined her with a man and the two couldn't coordinate shit
>even the most powerful woman in the MCU still needs a white knight to protect her
N I G G E R
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>She's a PLEASURE to work with! haha thank you disney for pairing my up with this inspiring feminine muse
>YES QUEEN SLAY
>PLEASE CUT OF MY BALLS AND FEED THEM TO ME
Based women btfo men everywhere!!!
stats?
so, kree or skrulls? i know skrulls invaded the earth secretly and killed most of the heroes or some shit, at least in one timeline
cant wait for this piece of shit movie to flop
5" 9 10ish, 98 > 85 kg
proud of him even though all he does is cardio and bodyweight exercises
I don't know. I'd go with Yon-Rogg and her as far as shipping gos - take a look at that tension.
That's an absolute garbage webm. Who thought that was a good idea?
That's a tranny
>laughing webm means you have a point
I'll assume that means you have no argument, sweetheart
SHE CUTE!!!
BAZINGA
this is awful
nope
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1:01, Mary Sue confirmed
Pipe down, sister. Ppl said the same thing about the La Femme Nikita tv show
Elektra was an enjoyable film, and Jennifer Garner was extremely sexy.
>29yrs old
>powerful strong woman
>getting asked for her phone number is living life on the defense
dude what the fuck are you talking about. why would you say this. how do you fucking not know what a beer belly looks like. He's not talking about a 'bear' you disgusting faggot he's talking about a normal tradie that drinks beer. skinny legs flat arse big belly
That ass is horrible. Flabby and no definition at all.
does anyone else notice the octagram reference? blonde valiant heroes from the stars fighting a sapeshifting evil foes
it is just too on the nose what the fuck
Legit curiosity, is she now the FIRST Avenger????
That fucking overhead lunge
for a 45 year old woman, sure
HAHAHAHAHA CAPTAIN TOENAIL FUNGUS! CAPTAIN TOENAIL FUNGUS!
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>>she trained for 9 months
More like trap, she has a dick and haven't gone though any surgery.
I don't see how that's a party
Has no hips and her ass has no shape. Will it kill her to do some squats?
looks terrible, if any of you guys will pay for this i will make forever fun of you
60 million opening weekend
Screencap this shit
She defeats Thanos by showing him her fungi ridden feet
>she can't do the toehook
:^)
you dont have to smile but at least don't look angry or sad for no reason
>Nick Fury is a spy in Budapest during the cold war
"Gee guys, I wonder where the American spy is.. could it be the only negro in eastern europe? I dunno, we had better keep looking for him..."
Good luck with your chronic back problems.
>resting bitch face
>no charm or charisma
>can't act her way out of a wet paper sack
>keeps spewing shitty leftist SJW garbage opinions
>blocky, awkward body
Gee, I wonder why people think she's unlikable.
Imagine Brie Larson trying to kick your face with those rotting feet.
Whoever is her nutritionist and trainer needs to be fired.
If Disney wanted her to have more curves and muscle mass to fill out her costume she would have been bulking and doing primarily glute focused lifts and weight training. She can't lift for shit because her calorie intake is probably sub 1,000 calories daily.
Well fuck, I thought they were going to make her a cocksure obnoxious fuck who learns her lesson and tones it the hell down, since the nuMCU won't have the original Tony around.
>clips are good
When you're that small she should be pounding weight gainer protein shakes hourly. Only way for ectomorphs to ever pack on and retain muscle mass.
She looks like shit because she starved herself.
daisy ridley actually looks great here though
Thankfully Brazil is the country where most trannies get murdered
holy shit her form SUCKS who was training her
There's no reason to believe any of these people that are proud of displaying Captain Marvel's symbol on their twitter display and wear Captain Marvel shirts aren't paid shills
Literally no one has Captain Marvel as their favorite superhero, specially if you're a man. 99.999% of the population never heard of her.
...user
what in the fucking world
What is it about Brie Larson training that causes you guys to sperg out constantly? I genuinely don't get it.
she looks worse than people that have never worked out once in their lives
Fixed this in Five Minutes
live action king of the hill remake looking good
>Black American spy in Belfast.
I'm sure he blended right in.
There was still come retarded messaging in BP too colonizah.
Might be the YouTube algorithms hiding pro Captain Marvel hype videos but all I'm finding is a overwhelmingly negative ratio of videos shitting all over this movie. Can someone else confirm this?
Is anyone else actually genuinely excited for this movie?
I get it, Brie said some stupid shit but do you really want to opinionate a movie that revolves around what Brie said? It doesn't make sense.
I honestly think at this point people are still angry with Disney for what they did to Star Wars and it's carrying over into their Marvel movies. Also the identity politics angle they're push for Captain Marvel is rubbing everyone the wrong way. Brie Larson isn't helping at all with her blandness as an actress and shitty left opinions.
All of this is a recipe for anti-hype.
He would have blended in with the British Security Forces
I'm gonna see this shitshow with my girlfriend and then hate fuck her extra hard so she remembers her place