Rehearsal footage released.
Rehearsal footage released
god damn this is good. actually that fucking jussie smollet might become an iconic figure for racial harmony in the usa... in an ironic mode! he does bring people together, in a mutually understanding way after all!
and the fact there is 2 african dudes in there is such an accidentally perfect coincidence: black yet tone deaf to the nuances of race issues in north america, reminding everybody that america is not the world.
These guys should host the Oscars next sunday.
>You have to Western Union me because I don't have my papers
kek
>America is not the world
It's the only world that matters
If SNL wasn't so cucked they would do a skit on this. But it would be 15 minutes too long and target whites for being evil instead of focusing on the hilarity of Smollette's description of the "attack".
Would've been funnier if they did a 419 joke
Keked and comedypilled
Holy fucking shit. That was Chappelle level.
THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY NIGGER
Kek. Based blacks
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Do Americunts still think they matter and that they are nothing else but the servitors to the rulling corporatist class?
I think it was the accents that made it, they were top notch
Based black men, they can come here legally and fuck my wife
>Aren¿t you that nigger from [READS SCRIPT] Empire?
>Yes I am, I'm the gay Tupac what's go'n?
Blacks saying nigger with a hard R is hilarious.
Only time I’m glad some autist is e-celeb posting. This was actually pretty funny.
>their redneck accents
Based
Lol the attack looks like a comedy routine or something
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But wait, there's more
I generally hate niggers but I have to admit that was funny
OP is a liar this is the actual footage
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you can hear the cameraman laughing
highly unprofessional 2/10
I lost my shit when they started the southern accents
>hey nigger boi
we 2001 now
this couldve been funny but its far to over the top
shitty american humour with no subtley
>Those hillbilly voices
10/10
>Jussie Smollett accidentally created racial harmony in America
This is some meta shit
>2020
>blacks, hispanics and whites vote Trump into the white house on the platform that he will rid the nation of talking heads and homosexuals
motherfucking lmao dude, dont dare to comment on youtube
Basically
You could have a hilarious parody of his description (which was a parody of a stereotypical lynching in the first place)
>Because you are famous
>And gay
kek
Anti-semitism is now illegal you know watch what you’re saying
the trevor noah is already perfect and it was put togheter in 10 minutes
man I wish the boondocks were still produced, a chapter with this material would be kino as fuck
>y-yeah, fuck jussie...
>imagine how awful it'd be if he really was assaulted...
fucking liberal dipshits, man
lmao
based nibbas xD
Are black people, dare I say it, /ourguys/?
This incident may have been fake but that doesn't deligitimze the real hate crimes committed against the LGBT community and African Americans every day. This incident has brought awareness to the attacks on these communities and that's what is truly important.
So shut the fuck up goyim and take our news outlet seriously. Don't lemon is a JOURNALIST, not a deranged nigger faggot
Even leftists are laughing at this dumbass lmao
are you from the 1980s?
Charles Barkely looks kind of like a black Norm
It's pretty hard not to, with each new detail the story just gets more and more ridiculous.
more like Sneed Barkley
This is fucking good.
Fucking kek.
>I'm the gay Tupac
But I thought Tupac was the gay Tupac.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Holy fucking shit that was funny
This won't make it on YouTube's curated, I mean, trending page.
>what's go'n?
Quite clearly "what's good?"
That's actually pretty good.
>people watching on laughing in the background
kek
Kek that fucking last line
Did Subway get a huge spike in sales?
Why do all black people laugh like that?
>that one guy in the studio just howling
Not available in my country :(
No one cares /pol/
I don’t something. How was the fake assault supposed to be “racist” if the attackers were also black?
SNL tier
My fucking sides
>tfw work near Cook County Jail and got to see the perp walk
So good! lmao!!!
Lmao = Laughed my ass off
ow that hurt nigger!
proper comedy right there
will jussie smollet be Times magasine's MAN OF THE YEAR
Kamala Harris orchestrated this entire thing.
Don't forget it.
Based tranny spammer
well go ahead , prove it and you are a made man, you will be able to ride on that work for the rest of your life.
so...y'all just gonna forget about innocent until proven guilty? Jussie has only been charged
guess you're not willing to give the benefit of the doubt to him, but were to gropey kavanaugh. hmm, I wonder why that is
>literally says "we live in a society" in his interview
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Get a sense of humor
>y'all
yikes
>yikes
oof
>y'all
are you from the south?
>oof
y'all
I don't recall police/detectives having ample evidence and witnesses on hand to pinpoint him to the crime.
Meanwhile Amy schumer:
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fuck off, bong
Just another day in Chicago.
Realistically is his career over?
plz die
Fucking kek
>Aren't you da man from de empire show?
>Da movie?
He's fucking done forever.
The fact that Jussie actually thought people would believe that two Maga hat wearing redneck crackers would even be aware what Empire is let alone any actor on it is truly ridiculous. But hearing that line in the Nigerian accent is funny as fuck.
I had my doubts, my ebonics are quite limited
POUR BLEACH ON HIS NIGGER ASS.
Yes. He somehow managed to infuriate the entire political spectrum.
That's actually kind of impressive when you think about it
especially the democrats who used it to virtue signal lol
That was actually pretty funny
>Black
>Jewish
>Gay
He should win a medal or something
Who would have thought that a black jew fag tv actor would be the one to unify the right and left in hatred and ridicule
>The revelations necessary to charge Smollett came during the 47th hour of a 48-hour holding period for the brothers, who eventually confessed to the alleged plot, Johnson said. Had they waited another hour, the superintendent said, authorities would have been forced to release them.
kek just one more hour and none of this wouldve happened
>jew
Not too surprised. Weinstein managed to do it too.
Maybe he wouldn't have been charged, but at that point the writing was on the wall and alot of damage had been done
That'll be their defence, that the cops forced a confession over 47 hours of interrogation. So the brothers just admitted to anything to get out.
This is MAGA country, nigger boy.
What’s dilation?
Jussie has already come clean. He's blamed his addiction to drugs, specifically ecstasy, for his actions.
The way he says nigger with the redneck accent is gold.
You guys aren't cool enough for this. You don't deserve this man's comedy. Fuck off, this place isn't for undeserving plebs like yourself. Kindly delete this thread.
There was no interrogation. The brothers asked for a lawyer immediately.
Fucking savages
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>Can I have a raise?
>A RAISE AHAHAH HOW ABOUT YOU RAISE YOUR KIDS
>HOW ABOUT YOU RAISE YOUR PANTS UP AND RAISE UP OUTTA HERE AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Fucking B A S E D