THE KID

I bet you love him being shoved down your throat.

He's playing against the type.

Steady, Quill

Cringe.
Also, 3k likes, 74 unlikes. Gee, totally not manipulated.
Fuck youtube. Put these fuckers in prison.

The more you let kikes rape your children, the more gigs they get offered.

Isn't that the question of the day?

medelling, singing and acting are all euphemisms for being an expensive call-girl/boy/prostitutre.

I'm just happy that there's new westerns being made.

That is one shitty trailer

Chris Pratt can do no wrong
name one bad role of his

based

What the fuck

He hasn't been in shit lately

Also why is Ethan Hawke so kino?

Based. twitter.com/lywamh1141

What did D'Onofrio mean by this?

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He has shit beard genetics

Looks fucking stupid

looks gay as fuck

I think it's just fake desu.

He’s a little old to be playing a kid.

>unlikes

DOHOHOHO

Bad director and worse casting choices.
Hawke as a meanie beanie baddy daddy? Fuck off. Pratt as anything else than a goofy heart of gold? Why would they even bother filming this? And is that the valerian kid? The blandest most nothing of worth actor of this generation? Kek.

>It doesn't matter if it's true. It's matter the story (((they))) tell when you're gone

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>ethan hawke
oh looks like it's actual kino time

Because he posts on Yea Forums

good guys make the best bad guys

>Vincent D'Onofrio
>Dane DeHaan
>called The Kid
So was this originally supposed to be a Blood Meridian adaptation?

literally all of them, he cant act

WOW this looks bad.

PARDNER A JELLY DONUT PARDNER

>ethan hawke
HE LIVES!

Yes retard, thats what he is fucking saying. Its fake because he has shit beard genetics. Moron

Looks painfully generic and soulless, like some made for Prime video bullshit.

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WHY do they keep miscasting actors for the sake of putting "le famous name" on a poster?
Chris Pratt is not supposed to portray some rugged man in the west getting through troublesome times. He's meant to babble epik quips in superhero movies and act nonchalant and in a flippant manner.
How can they not see this?

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Looks bad. Especially since it's making up a ton of bullshit about Billy the Kid. Awful.

Stick to young guns 1 and 2. Still fake shit but at least it somewhat tried.

Looks good, but tell me bros, why are moviemakers so possessed to make movie about such a ridiculously short time period as the 'Wild West'?

Also why the fuck do the towns have exactly the same layout and design regardless of budget? Something to do with current wild west companies unions?

>Looks good
Rest of the post is pure autism too

Answer the questions you aaaaAAAARGHHH

^bluepilled

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Looks like trash.
God I love not spending money.

>IT DOESNT MATTER WHATS TRUE
>IT ONLY MATTERS THE STORY THEY TELL ONCE YOURE GON

WOW!! ANYBODY ELSE GET CHILLS WHEN HE SAID THIS? WHO ELSE FINNA START CLAPPIN IN THE THEATER?

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I am a sucker for westerns, so Ill watch it regardless.

reminder that Young Guns I & II are based as fuck
>did you see the size of that chicken?

ethan hawke is in every movie
looks garbage btw

Great song from best girl

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>put people in prison who make movies I don't like
Amerifats are entitled.

That line really sperged you out, huh? It's honestly like none of you know about The Kid's story and how a good chunk of his legend is made up?

Hell yeah.

No one ever....ever will top Emilio as billy.

chris pratt is a christcuck who has been cancelled

Shut up cuck.

I keep waiting for Dehaan to be in a good film, so maybe this will be it. I like watching him, I just wish he could pick scripts

Not hyped at all, everyone know the story to death and it doesn't look that good.
But Dane Deehan is the most perfect cast for the kid you could think of.

fukin welcome to the real world..

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At least it isn't another movie about Wyatt Earp.

>everyone in Hollywood is just either a pedophile or rapist and in on an elaborate conspiracy all the time, forever

Pratt hasn’t been doing well lately.

>soundtrack
>that beard

Gonna be a yikes from me, dawg

I don't plan on seeing this because it looks bad. Am I a sexist?

What's your problem with slutty Cindy Lou who?

>Dance off at high noon

>not a single colored
Racist ass flick

Any Billy the Kid movie is instantly outclassed by Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid.

Mr. Momsen is that you?