4'7"

I feel like a pedo when I'm fucking short girls. Unfortunately, most girls i fuck are short because I'm not that great looking.

The smell of roast was so strong I stopped shitposting in another board just to call you a roastie.

You can't get a good angle.

For digits

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if you couldn't get a good angle on her you won't get a good angle on anything

Some positions are literally impossible and my peepee is a bit girthy despite being average in lenght so it was painful for her at the start.

He can't stand his wife.
You can see it as plain as fucking day.

This man is so much better than his wife, and he only just realized it over the course of this TV episode

Take mine Marie

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>marie goes right up to him with open arms as he comes home
>wife just stands there and looks over at the camera like she's jim on the office

well no wonder he didn't hug her right away.

HAHAHHA someone post the Kondo meme with the wojak roasties in the trash

Based Kevin showing his bitch wife how he really feels

>not a little girl
Disgusting, old hags should be tall not small.

doki doki shinai ne?

Memes aside this guy was actually a really cool dude. Did you see how his face just lit up when he was talking about his kids? He wants so badly to have a succesful family. He needs a much better woman.

>hugs marie first before his wife
This guy knows how to game women.

>4'7"

What I would give to kidnap Marie Kondo and make her life a living hell. I would force her to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject her to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break her spirit and drive her to seppuku, but I wouldn't let her do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. She would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep her in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with her but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive her mad. I would dress her like a baby and force feed her 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick her up like a child and toss her from one corner to the next. I'd grab her by one leg and swing her as hard and as fast as I could then hurl her to see how far she goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam her all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold her down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up her butt just to see her squirm. I would stick her in dryers and turn them on and leave her in there for long periods of time. I'd force her to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.

>tfw no traditional japanese wife

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>4'7" = 137cm
So she's a literal midget? Doesn't look like it.

pls...no more

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literal crone complexion, even has a triskele on her arm
this cunt is in to some sort of black magic

>tattoo
>that beak
Poor guy deserves a better woman.

It's "Kyun!" According to Marie, it's an exclamation that epitomises the spark of joy, and joy movies in an upwards direction, so it's accompanied by pointing.

my dong is probably bigger than her gosh darned arm

nah it's for checking dubs

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One of my body parts is experiencing a lot of joy everytime I see her that's for sure

139cm, sorry. Still though, no way she's that short and still has normal proportions.

dubz of truth

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god damn it marie why did you point the wrong way

I just wanma take her heels off a suck on them nylon feet and fuck her nice so bad. Fuckkkk i havent had a wank in 8 days im lonley horny and angry fuck

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