Dex quit killing people

>its a harrison is played by a 25 year old man on a treadmill

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KINO

>when in expecting some kickass snuff and gore
>...
>just some pink stringbean stabbing people
>it's so mellow you could call him a vigilante

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I wish I had a sister

I mean yeah there was a season or two that you could literally skip because it’s all boring side shit but it was still an amazing show and easily belongs in the top 25 shows of all time.

They should have fucked.

holy shit i dropped the show long before this hahaha holy fucking shit man

I love how the show was meant to be an ensamble show, but none of the side characters had anything to do post season 1. They were grasping at straws so bad by the end.
>Let's have Angel retire and buy a resturant
>Let's have Angel sell the resturant and come back on the force

I wish I had a turboslut sister

That's because they consistently kept the worst characters and killed off the interesting ones.

>The show was so good up until the end of the third season
FTFY

They did, just not on camera

>The show was so good up until the last 10 minutes

yeah, last ten minutes of season 4

>not liking the Trinity killer season

b8

More like
>FUCKING DEXTER
>*Fucks some guy*
>STOP FUCKING KILLING FUCKING PEOPLE
>*Fucks other guy*
>YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>*Fucks another guy*

>Haha it's a show about a serial killer
>BUT get this twist: he only kills OTHER serial killers! Epic anti-hero idea right?

I always thought the concept of this show (and the books it was based on) felt stupid and cheap. Literally would have been better and made more sense if he was the villain.

Like, you're telling me, a clinical psychopath listened to the words of his adoptive cop father to use his "power" of having no empathy for the greater good? And he would voluntarily wait to seek out these numerous conveniently local serial killers and find pleasure in killing them because they're bad guys? Aren't most serial killers doing it for sexual reasons and don't they usually target women?

For that matter if he's adopted why does he never bang his sister?

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Literal garbage.
The last good season was the Dexter manhunt one.

The books are comedy retard and he doesn't give a shit about anyone, he just does it not to get caught.

Would have been better if he admitted he only hunts other killers for the thrill of the hunt. Which is kind of how he was in the first couple seasons

>Magic
What? I never read the books and just watched the series, been thinking of starting the books to see if I like them since I really enjoyed the first could seasons of the show.

What was garbage about it Mr. Contrarian? Many view it as the peak or the series with a steady fall afterwards. Why are they wrong?

Now he kills trees

Voodoo magic kind of. I wouldn't want to spoil too much but turns out Dexter's "dark passenger" is a little bit more literal.

In fairness Angel was solid in the first couple seasons when Doakes was the big dick on campus. His character didn't become shit until later in.

I actually dont mind when an actor plays their younger selves in a flashback. I see it as them placing their current self into a memory

how does miami have so many murderers and serial killers?

It's a bit of a silly premise. However it does make sense if you try and look at it from a semi intelligent psychopaths view. He knows he needs to kill, however by limiting it down to other killers he greatly avoids his risk of getting captured since law enforcement isn't going to dump as many resources into finding out what happened to a gang banger who suddenly disappeared as opposed to some random Joe who suddenly vanished one night and who has no history of shady dealings and a family at home.

there are not many shows that generate a kind of disgust and anger when i remember them.

i will never get those hours back after second season

remember how fucking hot Astor was?

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yas

doesnt she have a black son now

Yeah

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this is what happens when a girl grows up with no parents because dexter killed both of them

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The last season should’ve been Dexter being hunted by the police

Show should have ended with him on the table

Lead by Robo-Doakes

would robo-doakes enter the scene after 5 seasons of being dead with a "surprise, motherfucker" ?

>The last season should’ve been adult Astor sitting on my face
Fixed, no charge

would've saved the show

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Ole coke stroke Deb. Tha fuq was up with those eyes?

Pleb, trinity killer was top tier

I actually thought that's where they were going. I mean the final episode of season 7 is called Surprise Motherfucker! Have a badly wounded Doax fake his death and go into hiding in Mexico or some shit, and when he heard La Guarta was investigating the bay harbour butcher again he decided it was time to come back.

Florida attracts all kinds of scum, that's the most believable thing about the show.

If you rewatch season 4 it's going to be much worse than you remember. A lot of the seeds of the show's demise are planted in season 4 like meandering pointless subplots with side characters. But Lithgow was so good you just forget all that

The lowest point was Dexter hiding behind a curtain.

fucking kek
I never noticed it

>our hot (step)sis wants to fuck you
>you refuse and bang some used up roastie
dexter was retarded

The fact they never went through with it was due to marriage problems I think offscreen

hey Dex, how about some overtime?

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She fucks black guys, doesn't she?

How can her head be so big but her tits so small?

I remember thinking she started to look good in season 4.

He was way more retarded in real life.
>get cancer
>wife takes care of you throughout the whole thing like a good wife should
>cheat on her and divorce as soon as you get cured

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not this?

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That's not what happened. He didn't want kids because his predisposition to cancer is genetic. She wanted kids some day so they had to break up. It's a sad story

Shit, I feel sorry for him. I just want Dex to be happy.

What's all this I hear about "incest"? Did they actually fuck in the show? I stopped watching after Season 4

writers were to pussy to have them fuck after opening up the potential incest plot thread

>opening up the potential incest plot thread
literally what the fuck are you talking about

I always thought that looked fucking weird

Episode one, after he shows those dead kids to the murderer. That was a prime invitations to go over to her house and fuck her.

go away

Uploading a video with his face and voice to trap battlestar galactica man was pretty special as well.

does she remind anyone else of arbys ambassador Hope Solo

Am I being trolled right now? Why would that make him want to fuck her?

Holy shit, are you memeing right now?

sure let me explain the whole show to you

what in the FUCK are you talking about

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>user sees dead child
>his mind immediately jumps to sex
That's... worrying. I hope you don't live near a school.

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>>when in
Are you black?

wut

I don't live in the states so there's no dead kids in our schools

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Makes sense.

Are you drunk, or high or something?

Remember after Debra felt weak in season 1 she started working out a lot in season 2? She never gained any muscle. Ruined my immersion.

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remember Deb's therapy where she realizes that she's in love with her step brother?
That whole plotline was cut short when she found out the truth about him being a serial killer

excuse me?

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The whole plotline of her investigating her father's old cases was dropped as well.

>Episode one, after he shows those dead kids to the murderer. That was a prime invitations to go over to her house and fuck her.

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I'm on season 6. It's got Tom Hanks kid in it. When does it get good?

You should've stopped after 4

>what do you mean 'you're in love with me?"

youtube.com/watch?v=hDy-QrBDkUk

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Don't listen to this one samefagging user, I get you anoneeki.

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Oh, I dropped this show way before then

>the moon Dexter

I don't even know where to begin with this

That new NBC show with Deb looks like a homeland clone but I may watch it just for her

anyone else find Dexter's apartment comfy as fuck?

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nigga wat

Dex had a great life. Qts, a great job, great home, friends and family that loved him, he got to kill people, and he even had a boat

Me, the comfyness is the only thing that made me watch it to the end.

I had both, it's overrated because you don't want to fuck your sister and instead have to watch her dumbass be a slut instead of a proper woman.

Wasn't this show supposed to come back?

>it's overrated because you don't want to fuck your sister
just like your mother or a bit less?

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good bait, there's so many layers

The best scenes were the ones where he was perusing shit in his flat, extremely comfortable

It's pretty much the same feeling. Something in your biology just marks it off as non-sexual unless you are fucked in the head I guess.

>Everything's different now! I killed an innocent man!
>ten episodes later
>I killed an innocent person! This changes everything!

Deb tricked me into thinking she was attractive in episode one. she's dressed as a prostitute and i got a boner but then i saw her face

good gawd imagine the smell

JESUS CHRIST DEXTER

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>is cool with rape
>is cool with beating women in front of kids
>has awesome 70s hair
Other than the drug thing, was he based as fuck or what?

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nigga couldn't keep track of his boots

This show should've been ended with Doakes catching him at the end of season 2. In 8 seasons, Dex kills too many people, at some point, it becomes comical.

>tfw no insecure ugly gf

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Bit less. Both of mine are whores and it's easier to give up on your sister than your mom

He wanted Rita back, not based and not needed.
Just focus on your kids and go find a younger bitch, dude.

Where does all the blood come from?

BABY WANT BRAPPIES!!! GIV BRAPPIES NOW!!!

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That sucks. My sister is a gaybian that while socially pretty outgoing, she creeps the fuck out of any girl that shows interest in her and scares them away. She's been flying solo for 12 years now.

What if your sister is your mom? What do I do then?

>Dude I'm into my stepbrother. Surely an outlandish concept that warrants a huge moral dilemma. The fact that he kills people is kinda bad, I guess.

A realistic portray of women unironically.

Someone explain to me why Harry didn't also save Brian from the container

That is why women ruin everything
That is why women writers ruin everything

They ruined ghostbusters
They ruined star wars
They ruined dexter
And now brie larson is ruining avengers

Because he was older and was probably permanently fucked up at that point, where Dex was young enough to still be "molded" into a vigilante, so to speak

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>Doakes becomes the terminator
what
don't tell me they literally bring him back as a robot

Explained in season 1. Brian is older and remembers everything. Dex is young enough to bury it in his subconscious.

It's not a meme, there was a legitimate story line in the later seasons where Deb realized she was in love with him, in a romantic way. She tried to tell him but found out he's a serial killer which fucked everything up and then that sub plot was quietly dropped

>marries him when he's dying of cancer
>divorces him as soon as he recovers

It's not supposed to be realistic autist

despite the cheating rumors, she wanted kids and he didn't.

That usually ruins relationships.

But they ended up the same? Brian just killed innocents because he wasn't taught not to by Harry, they could have been serial brothers.

Deb is best girl

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Well prosthetics, but yeah he becomes robo-Doakes.
It happens after he gets butchered by a torturer with Dexter right next to him on the table.

look at her tit! hahah why does it bend to her left side like that?

>he never fucked his sister
Dropped.

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they're married, dude.

Divorced now. And I meant in the show.

>ywn smell those sweaty pits
Fucking kill me now Jesus, I cannot live on this planet anymore.

>mfw everybody REEEEEEEEEE'd about the Moloch/cult stuff
Pisses me off. I think it's kinda cool when something initially rooted in reality gradually introduces supernatural elements.

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Unironically better than the shit the show became

I'd like my grounded in reality to stay there. I'll watch supernatural/fantasy things but only if it's apparent from the beginning. like how Friday the 13th was a drowned retard killing campers, eventually he became a zombie and it just turned me off

called a typo champ

Why was there so much crossover with the Supernatural cast?

I always thought they blew their load too early with Doakes, he should've stayed around for a while longer

This.
Everything past season 5 is garbage (I should rewatch it, but in my memory s5 wasn't as bad as I read here)

S2 was god tier but they blown their load way too early by killing Doakes