Imagine not having sex for 40 days haha

You have no excuse, you came of age sexually before society started coming apart.

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Am I the only guy on Yea Forums who has had sex?

fuck off normalfag

same here, also 29yo virgin dude

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I'm in a relationship and spent longer than this without sex due to illness.

Not really. At 15 I was charged with rape due to a false accusation. Charge was downgraded but still got 2 years probation and a shitty reputation. After that I did have a few opportunities but always panicked and bailed thinking they were trying to set me up. I kinda stopped giving a fuck around 28 anyway. I’m content fapping

It includes masturbation incel. I haven't been able to go more than 2 weeks without fapping since I was 13.

Look at fucking Chad over here.

IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR

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40 days + 40 nights = 80... dumbass

Don't you have weights to lift?

its been like 4 days and I'm losing it

Literally impossible. No one could go this long without sex.

I lift weights daily and I'm a kissless virgin.

Imagine not having sex for 30 years heh

she was so cute preggo

i'm 31 and still a virgin. AMA.

Hard keeping up the act with friends isn’t it? Other day a good friend asked when was the last time I got laid. Struggled to try and come up with a lie to save face. Bet he saw right through my bull shit

What's your favorite film?

>talking about films on Yea Forums

tie between batman '89, robocop '87, gohstbusters '84. honorable mention to back to the future and toxic avenger and conan the barbarian.

At that point, the only response I could make would be to immediately own up to it. Their response afterward is a test of your friendship.

i don''t really have friends anymore. keep to myself.

40 Day(sunny) cycles+40 nights(a night in itself does not count as a full day.

Your really stupid user,you must be American.

My friends are all married by now so they don't talk about sex in a positive light.

He didn't, he probably thinks your a normal person with regular sexual activity or at least haven't had sex in a long time(maybe even years) but not= he's a Virgin.

>have sex
>can't cum because it's not as pleasurable as muh erotic Chinese drawings
>lost my wizards powers on top of it

28 year old kissless virgin here

based

50 days here, where is the flick about me?

19 days reporting in

there's a lot of people who had sex here, but it's funny to pretend being a virgin

just a month away from 3 years haha

So 60 days in total?

h-haha yeah it's all just pretend I actually have many sex haha

Digits indicate person actually has many sex, but in a forelorn manner.

27 here. I'm mostly over it now but there's still some days where the feeling slips back in and i feel like shit for never doing anything.

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>small brain
not having sex and goose posting
>big brain
having sex and posting about it
>huge brain
having sex and not posting about it
>galaxy brain
having sex but goose posting anyway

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Haha yeah imagine.

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for me it's 8 months

:(

user that wasn't even bait, it was just a joke. judging you.

almost 4 months here.
it's not fair, bros.
on top of it all my qt crush started dating someone else but i can't stop thinking about her. i only want to fuck her and not these other thotties.
it fucking hurts

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I'm honestly more afraid of my first kiss than my first sexual experience, if either ever happen that is.

no, reddit is here since circa shazbowl/2013

there are actually anons ITT right now that did not lose their virginity in highschool
that did not experience the rush and nervousness of a first kiss with your first sweetheart
that did not feel like the absolute top of the chain chad after getting his first handjob
that did not feel his heart pounding out of his chest the first time he reached for a titty

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>implying reddit has more sex than 4channel

it's ok brah. pretty soon we're gonna get our tax refunds, then we're gonna hit the bars, and then we'll be plowing 5/10 puss every other month.

god it fucking hurts

Play up like you haven't gotten sex in a year, laugh when he does and just go "holy shit I'm almost a Virgin again" keeping straight face and laughing at yourself.
He'll probably offer to wingman for you if he's not a piece of shit.

Then you're not a Virgin your just in a long dry streak and in need of help.

Reddit and twitter humor

Yes you are better than me, what now

Same, I masturbate a lot but it doesn't make the urges go away.

26 year old kissless, hugless, handholdless friendless virgin in da house.

sounds pretty gay desu

who cares its too late now anyway (I'm 29yo virgin)
at least I have tons of porn and onaholes.

R-right.

>Tfw I played professional football for one year nfl
>Tfw khhv

>I-it's society fault i can't get laid
Stop thinking like a nigger.

(You)'s is all I have

Sneed

't Aint' no thang. But yeah, your first kiss is a lot more important than your first lay. If you can combine them with the same girl, all the better.

The foundation for your your belief in women is laid in brick and mortar with your first kiss.Everything goes from there. Nevermind your virginity. You kiss a woman, you basically had sex.

No joke, my gf has been on her period for 5 days and im about to lose my mind

HAHAH YEAH FUCK GUESS I WASN'T A DECENT ENOUGH PERSON OR MAYBE I CAME OFF AS TOO ENTITLED AND HELL I MIGHT NOT HAVE EVEN BEEN 'BEING MYSELF' THE WHOLE TIME EITHER, DANG ME

Poor you, I hope you choke on your own cum normalfaggot

What do you want from me? I got cucked by life.

Your gf is a filthy little slut

i don't believe you. that has to impossible. you're surrounded by top of the line alpha chads. you're telling me that didn't help you? they didn't rub off on you? they had to be fucking stacies every single night; they didn't help you out?
assuming your body was in good condition, all you have to do is go anywhere in our city and casually drop that you play in the nfl. how did you fuck this up, user? pls respond bc i really want to know.

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I masturbate about 2 hours a day in total (broken up into 30 min sessions), but I never come. I do this for a week straight until my balls are so sore and prostate is so inflamed I can't even walk without pain. Even sitting down theres a strong consistent ache. By the 4th/5th day I can only masturbate for a few min at a time, otherwise my body will just make me cum without any warning. By the 7th day, when I decide to come, it only takes about 30 seconds, and it HURTS. Like, extreme pain. But it feels amazing too. Surprisingly I don't cum a lot the first time, and I usually go immediately for a second cumming, which takes another 30 seconds, and thats when most of the pent up jizz gets released. probably enough to fill a shot glass. Very very thick too, almost like tapioca pudding. I don't know why I do this.

You'd probably prefer this to her having missed it though

22 here, I want to try but I can't see myself having any intimacy with anyone, therefore a women. It just doesn't feel like me.

Kys you faggot 12 year old

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yeah I guess that's why the attraction never went away haha

lost mine this year at 27... wish I hadn't.

I don’t play anymore but was on the practice roster for a year

I’m college football I would just got to meetings practice and mandatory workouts with the team they would go clubbing and go out when we had away game so would sit in my room or go home to sleep or to work at bouncing at a club. I’m 25 khhv and now I work at a petstore that I ride my bike to work every morening

I guess I never really cared for women at all growing up I just played football and was generally a loner but got tons of scholarships for football to this day I don’t hve any drive to even talk to a women I can and know how to but I would rather work and workout and play video games

Huh?

27 year old virgen reporting in, honestly i never care about it

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take a video of it

made for BBC

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Time to face your feelings and realise you're gay, user.

What happened?

Where's her other leg?

Are you asexual?

that doesnt sound healthy. you're probably doing some kind of damage, id stop doing that

Raped?

Where is the hobo dickcheese? Show us the Kwan!

No I am attracted to women and like them and have no sexual feelings toward men but I never cared to even make friends on the team besides two guys

I might be I generally don’t care for any relationships outside of a few people I never have cared for intimacy since puberty when all kids were out in hs I was just working out or painting

post the one where you can see her nipple
i thought it this one but looks like someone edited it down

unironically this, nfl-user

i have sex maybe 2 times in the year... with prostitutes...

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No. Sex was just gross to me, though was with a pretty cute chick. Didn't even cum.

>all you have to do is go anywhere in our city and casually drop that you play in the nfl
lmao why don't you do the same then if you believe it?

>he thinks escorts actually count

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>last had sex January 2015
OVER FOUR YEARS AGO

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>Sex was just gross to me
I'm a KHV and I fear kissing more than sex, I'm almost sure I won't like sharing saliva.

because i don't play in the NFL. Incredible claims require incredible evidence, user. Obviously no woman is just going to take that at face value.

>didn't even cum
>thinks he lost his virginity
laughing-girls.jpeg

nah

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gay sex doesn't count

cute girl (male), did she fuck you in the ass?

i wish i could pay a escorts... just alley hookers

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>having sex but goose posting anyway
This man gets it

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glad i lost my virginity at 16 like normal people. you gotta get in a girl in high school or else you'll never do it.

>40 days + 40 nights = 80
Underrated shitpost

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I hope she was a virgin, otherwise it's same shit.

They do. Quit moving the goal posts, roastie.

Quit moving the goal posts, roastie.
but she wasn't, her uncle molested her when she was a kid

does..
no.

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>C O P E
You had to pay some slut cash to touch your little peen. she was probably repulsed by you the whole time. there was no love there, no magic, no connection.
i genuinely hope this is just a shitpost.
if you've only had sex with a hooker or escort, you're literally still a virgin

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no it doesn't
anybody can get a guy to fuck them, all guys are horny
also there's no vaginal penetration, so you are still a virgin

I've had sex but really I'm a /pol/ guy

Not being a virgin means you know sex is largely overrated by virgins who've never had it. It's worth having if you can get it, but letting not having it ruin your life is ridiculous. Though I suppose never having the affirmation that someone could want to have with you is probably awful.

If dubs ill be a virgin forever

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there's never any love or connection with women. or do you buy into that hollywood bullshit?
having sex, even paid sex, counts as losing your virginity. now you have to address my arguments instead of just saying "incel virgin incel virgin beta beta beta"
again, quit moving the goal posts. they're not yours to move.

Keep coping.

IF DUBS ILL INSTALL A DATING APP AND LOSE MY VIRGINITY IN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

REROLL DOUBLE OR NOTHING ILL FUCK TWO GIRLS IN THE NEXT SEVEN DAYS COME ON BIG MONEY

If dubs we all lose our virginity in 7 days.

All you need is a woman who takes you by the hand and guides you to her bed and into manhood. Plenty of women can be interesting to talk to. Don't know why I'm playing the Devils' advocate here, but one nudge and you'll be a full blown normie. If that's what you wish for.

Women are beautiful.

LAST ROLL AND ILL LOSE MY VIRGINITY THROUGH BUMBLE IN TEN DAYS

if singles we lose our virginity

Kissing really isn't that bad but french kissing is pretty gross.

if singles everyone in this thread will never get a big tiddy goth gf

>anybody can get a guy to fuck them

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OH FUCK YEAH ITS HAPPENING BROS IM FREE IM FREE IM FREE THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED

Only if you are bald and getting fat. Men age like fine wine otherwise. And that is a fact

There is hope.

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>Played in the NFL for a year
>Was only good enough to be on the practice squad

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>address your argument
what argument, retard? you literally just said "they do"
>there's never any love or connection with women.
genuinely feel sad for you, user. the fact you think this is true proves my point that you're still a virgin. sex is nothing without at least a transient bit of love and a genuine connection. i've had it without that and its just glorified masturbation. sex with a woman you love and who loves you is unbeatable. if you haven't had it i can't describe. it's like trying to describe the feel of sun shining on your skin to someone who's been stuck in Plato's cave his whole life
for real, tho, keep coping if you need to. whatever gets you through the day.

singles and this post is void and it WILL NOT HAPPEN

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haha good thread! i can still remember when 15 year old little me took the virginity of my first (also 15) girlfriend. literally a 8/10 hot smoking swedish babe. that pussy was smoooooth baby. continued to ravage her for like 3 years in all holes from all angles. cum in pussy, cum in ass, cum on face.. ah the memories.

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Chad Here, have had sex with 100+ girls by my 20s, multiple three ways with two girls.

Honestly it's not that great. Sex is a meme. It's all so tiring to me and I wish I'd have just married a girlfriend from college. Oh well. Don't envy me lads

>Sex only counts if its vaginal, in the missionary position while hand holding with a woman who loves you with all her heart
The absolute STATE of you fucking virgins goddamn

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>tfw 21
>tfw I need so much improvement that by the time I'm fixed it will all be over for me

Drinking myself to death seems more like an option everyday.

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If next post is dubs you will be kissed by your true love tonight.

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You're not a Chad if you post here, fact.

DUBS AND ILL LOSE MY VIRGINITY THIS YEAR

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This.
Sex is like scratching an itch or blowing your nose. It grows very tedious very fast.

>tfw you're french but have no idea on how to frenchkiss
Why did you hate so much about fucking btw? That doesn't sound as bad as frenchkiss.

21 yo kissed, hand-holded, cuddled virgin here. Probably gonna lose it tomorrow. I had ED on my last(and first) opportunity but now I'm on 5 days nofap noporn and have some pills. Any advice?

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Okay, I finally realized why all you retards are virgins. You're virgins at heart. You literally had a pussy in front of you wanting to get fucked and be cummed on and you couldn't deliver. What a weak faggot.

I thought I was like you, until I had my chance and I went at it like a wild animal. The girl had to catch her breath a few times from how intense it was. I admit it took me 1 hour and a half to cum on my first time but it eventually happened and we were both very satisfied. I can't believe you.
And then there's this fucking virgin >I'm sure I won't like sharing saliva.
What a little insecure bitch you are
>Kissing really isn't that bad
It's not bad at all you dumbass.
>french kissing is pretty gross
You're a virgin at heart. Fatties don't count.

All Chads say that but I don't believe a single word. You would go mad without sex. It's just like rich kids tired of buying new cars or going on vacation.

just be yourself bra

ED is hell. i´ve missed out with 4 girls in the last 10 years because of it. i´ve been drunk every time and blamed it on the booze but i know its more than that, like a mental block.

Lmao

>no sex since last June

help

send help I implore you

>What a little insecure bitch you are
Wow, user you're such a wild animal and so better than me!
Why are you even bragging here? Nobody cares here, go back to your social medias.

Sent ;)

what*
misstyped

>Wow, user you're such a wild animal and so better than me!
It's not just me better than you. Literally almost everyone is. If you don't have a medical condition that makes you allergic to other people's saliva for some reason, you're really a waste of space.
>Why are you even bragging here?
I'm not retard. I'm mindblown at how devoid some retards here are. You're disgusted by saliva? Are you autistic? It doesn't make sense if you're a straight guy, really.
>go back to your social medias.
I only use whatsapp and go on Yea Forums when I have the time. You're a lost bet, nigger.

How the fuck is anyone a virgin these days when pussy is easy as shit to get lmao. Like just go outside and talk to girls or use Tinder or just hire a fucking prostitute. WTF are you guys doing?

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saddest thread in a while

i feel for you guys, but i will never understand you

Yes you are better than all of the people ITT, congrats.

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>Why can't every just have a complete lack of standards like me?

>How the fuck is anyone a virgin these days
I don't leave my room that much
>Like just go outside and talk to girls
I don't know how to approach a girl, let alone show her that I'm sexually interested.
>or use Tinder
Doesn't work here as it does in US
>or just hire a fucking prostitute
That sounds even more pathetic to me, although I'm probably too much of a pussy to even set it all up.

>someone used me as a prime example of a loser in a thread of over 80 unique posters
>waaa, you're not one of us ;_;
lmao'ing at you loser. Just you.

fapping and having sex with somewhat else are the same
you feel the same after
stop thinking sex is this magical thing virgins

literally me. fuck.

sure
if you are absolutely shit at sex

delet this.

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>just go outside
>talk to girls
>hire a fucking prostitute

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Do you really legitimately think there is just one virgin ITT? You can make a kissless virgin thread on any board you want and you will get +200 posts in no time.

lmao you are a virgin, i can tell

>stop thinking an important rite of passage that 95% of people passed in their teenage years is important you virgins

>You're a lost bet, nigger.
Sex is your biggest accomplish and you're so insecure about the value you're giving to it that you feel forced to answer any of my words, who is the nigger here?
I'm not disgusted by saliva, I just have no appeal to it. I never said I would vomit, you idiot.

Losing your virginity and then not having more sex is way worse than just being a virgin because you know exactly what you're missing.
Like heroin.

Sex is literally talked about nonstop in all forms of media and by all people nonstop

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yeah, now go pay a (((psychiatrist))) and take your meds

go outside
its not
virgin

Most personality disorders can’t be cured with meds.

shut up nigger

Do you have any superpowers? Like, telepathy, laser eyes or sucking your own dick maybe

Turn on the TV, the radio, go on social media, watch a movie. It’s all sex all the time. People literally live for the weekends so they can go to the bar and try to get laid. Sex is what motivates the vast majority of people.

Okay I'm outside, what now

Yeah but don't go outside at night cause people will only talk about sex.

Damnit, why couldn't I have one of the cool personality disorders like antisocial personality disorder? They might as well just call this "loser beta who'll die alone" disorder.

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We all agree that the real problem there was that he couldnt fap neither yes? I could live the rest of my life with just porn, lube and maybe a fleshlight.

Not virgin btw, but lack of intercourse its not a big deal.

LMAO you are such a fucking teenager virgin
get lost

please resopond more

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>personality disorders
I don't believe in that bullshit

Why are you even here?

It’s unironically the worst of the personality disorders, likely the most crippling, and it’s by far the least known so we don’t even get cool mentally ill status. I’ve been afraid of my dad my entire life and he never did anything wrong or bad to me.

>22
>Only had sex with 10 girls
>Haven't had sex in like 4 months
>have only been on Yea Forums since 2007

>Sex is your biggest accomplish
No, my education and self are my biggest accomplishments*, nigger.
>you're so insecure about the value you're giving to it that you feel forced to answer any of my words
I'm legitimately surprised that another living human being apparently with a brain good enough to operate a computer and string some words(incorrectly at times) can have such abnormal thoughts.
>who is the nigger here?
You are, nigger.
>I just have no appeal to it.
I was gonna say I'm pretty sure you never kissed but you already stated that. Okay. Look, don't judge it before you try it. There is absolutely no need for saliva exchange while kissing. You can have some passionate sweet kissing and not have to do any saliva exchange. You don't feel anything weird while kissing normally. It's only disgusting if you or the girl are disgusting. It's like a warm hug to your mouth. Don't hesitate if you get the chance.

Lol fug you granted I’m glad I left made my money and won’t be that brain dead in the future

I'm 21 and had sex the first time on new years. Gave me a huge confidence boost and now I'm fucking every other day

Im going on 6 years and i feel the same way

I am laughing out loud right now my man

Why is he on Yea Forums? Why is the guy with a crippling social disorder on Yea Forums?

>these days when pussy is easy as shit to get
People were having way more sex in previous decades. The only reason anyone gets this impression that everyone is fucking is because people lie like crazy about how much pussy they get (especially on the internet) and the boomer media likes to write bullshit articles about "hookup culture" for easy clicks. The reality of the situation (and I can post a mountain of evidence to support this, if anyone gives a shit) is that the average western male is now an overweight, sexually frustrated, socially isolated, depressed, testosterone deficient internet addict. If you want to see what the future looks like, look at Japan with its sex dolls, plummeting birth rates and hikikomori men. Or better yet, just browse Yea Forums.

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Same here

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This. Also getting fucked anally is like a warm hug to your rectum, don't judge it before you try it.

why do you use the word "only" in every sentence fucktard?

>hey guys, getting kissed is like getting anally penetrated
I shouldn't have stopped calling you retards, retard.

I felt all those feels

>If you want to see what the future looks like, look at Japan with its sex dolls, plummeting birth rates and hikikomori men

There's too many blacks and browns for that, our future will be a Brazilian favela-style dystopia

What's the issue again? I fuck my girl on her period all the time

I loooooooove getting ass fucked

>Also getting fucked anally is like a warm hug to your rectum
>don't judge it before you try it
Nah bruh

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I'm completely disinterested in sex and masturbation outside of fulfilling my basic needs.
I'd probably pursue chemical castration, but I'm afraid that if my family ever found out I'd spend the rest of my life as some kind of social pariah.
Engaging in any kind of sexual act fills me with a sense of personal disgust, but not because of some kind of religious piousness, I'm an agnostic who was raised in a secular household. On a completely rational level, I view sexuality as both tedious and degrading.
There's nothing I can do about these feelings other than hope that someday I'll develop severe erectile dysfunction so that I won't have to worry about making sure my needs are met.
Pray for me, anons.

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No, i have a wart on the tip of my dick and one on my ballsack, i don't know who i got it from. I'll probably end up with throat cancer in 15 years.

Is this actually real?

When you look like Josh Hartnett you can afford to be choosy. He ended up marrying some English tart though.

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I am waiting for marriage.

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Non fap its a good call, i have the same issue everytime i meet someone new.

Go slow, try to do things you like, blowjobs are awesome, you can fap too while you finger her, etc. Something that put you hard enough to go inside. Once inside its all good.

The last couples of times i had to put it in with no protection to get hard. Pussy juice feels awesome and it get me hard in no time.

Once you manage to get over it and cum its all done, i can fuck with no problems every time. This repeat every time i get laid with someone new.

Once you know what works for you its all good.

It's friday almost midnight here and I am spending it by talking about my kissless virginity to bunch of anonymous posters on an online Television & Film board. And I spent probably every single friday of the past 9 years or so like that.
What an existence.

>Though I suppose never having the affirmation that someone could want to have with you is probably awful.
yeah, that is the worst part for me, knowing that no one would ever want anything to do with me
gonna kms soon probably, already doing paperwork for getting a gun

Why lie? Just tell the truth. If they chide you about it they're not very good friends, now are they?

My dad loved my mom so much he was sent to the looney bin once he found out my mom cheated on him with his best friend. He literally couldn't cope and was going to drag down everybody in the process. He met a woman who took him out of there. She was a deeply religious woman. The first months, my dad told me, he just sat in the garden and moved with the sun. And bit by bit he became human again. By the end of his life he was a force of nature again. But it'd left a mark on him. He was humbled. just as I was. I was just glad to get drunk with my dad again. In that short time, when we were on speaking terms again, we shared a lifetime's worth.

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the only time ive had sex is when a man paid me a thousand dollars to fuck my ass, i still class myself as a virgin, im never going to tell a single soul about this, ever.

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Except I don't get the same pleasure when I jerk off. Can't really choke, slap, bite myself, or pull my hair as I do with my gf

Not a nigger and not even a 56% mutt like you, I live in Eastern Europe where the only niggers are in zoo. English isn't my first language but I just misstyped that word. See, you take too much pride for nothing once again.
>Don't hesitate if you get the chance.
I've had my chances but the girls who approached me were fucking crazy almost mentally ill sluts. I'm sure I would go for it if I move my ass and find a girl who actually attracts me. It's simply isn't the part I'm the more curious to discover.

There's literally no way you can know that. You don't know user, you don't know user's friend and you don't know how the conversion went so stop assuming stuff

you let some dude fuck you for a measly grand?

if singles I get a gf in the next couple weeks

of course you can, it's just quite a bit more fucked up when you do it to yourself

i was a drug addict and unemployed at 17~ so it was a lot of money, obviously i regret it since its not something i would ever share with in person

This is bad advice. Don't be yourself, be good.

based, very very based

>Protagonist apologises to mulatto girl because his ex raped him

It's a lot more exciting when you're doing it to someone else though. Can't grab myself by the head and facefuck myself either

if singles your gf fucks a bbc infront of you one day after you fall in love with her

My dad at your age was already happily married and with children

What are you doing wrong bro?

better start asking some girls out
don't be surprised if the first few reject you, it's part of the game

if singles that doesn't happen

You don't have to be black to be a nigger, nigger. Lmao.
>56% mutt like you
You don't even know who you're talking to, nigger. Does it annoy you that I call you a nigger? Why are you so hung up about it, nigger? Are you sure you don't feel like a nigger sometimes?
>I've had my chances but the girls who approached me were fucking crazy almost mentally ill sluts.
How would you know that? Do girls in Eastern Europe come with a warning sign? You sound like a total fake dude desu.

absolutely based

OH NO NO NO NO NO

How do you keep your calm after a rejection? I know it's nothing but every time that happens to me, it feels like the end of the world for weeks.

addicted to what? how the hell do you get that serious of a drug addiction that young?

shit

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LOL

damn you got triple BTFO, your girl is gonna get triple teamed right in front of you

>because his ex raped him

She made him....'fuck'?

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haha

just the devils lettuce + depression and a handful of other drugs in light use

"drug" addiction is probably blowing it a little bit out of proportion but it sounds more dramatic, obviously being at that age you want to experiment especially while being a virgin and i had already put things in my tooter but sex with men is not for me

>40 days
that’s chump change. I’m a sexual camel. I once got in a fight with my gf and withheld sex for 6 months

now that's a yikes from me fella

>i was a drug addict
>a man paid me a thousand dollars to fuck my ass

Every fucking time without fail lmao. Surprised most anti-drug campaigns targeting men don't just go with "do drugs and you'll end up sucking some guy off/getting fucked in the ass for the next fix"

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I had sex a few times. I miss it quite a lot sometimes. But when you're having it semi-frequently, it gets a bit boring after a bit.
Annoying that

How was it user? Did he lube? Did you feel weird afterwards? How did you feel at the moment of it happening? Did you feel you didn't want to do this but had to for money or did you try to enjoy it? Did you cry?

And suck

>You don't have to be black to be a nigger, nigger. Lmao.
You're fucking autistic my bugger friend, I hope the girls you fucked didn't notice it too fast. Embarassing stuff.
>Do girls in Eastern Europe come with a warning sign?
The first was a girl at the uni, not a basic club whore, she got obsessed with me while she was also fucking the whole promo. I rejected her a few times and she insisted to talk to me in a hidden spot where people used to smoke. She tried to grab a kiss, I ran away.
The other one had daddy issues and pretended that she had been raped by one of my middle school friends. I believed her at first and sympathized to her story because the guy was scum until she hugged me against her door and tried to kiss me in a weird way. I understood she was lying the whole time, so I rejected her. After checking, I was right.

>Surprised most anti-drug campaigns targeting men don't just go with "do drugs and you'll end up sucking some guy off/getting fucked in the ass for the next fix"
But that would be homophobic user...

Ouch

having the experience myself, even though we love masturbating over the tightest little young sluts, creating pornography with 18-25~ year olds just isn't acceptable in my opinion.

it only lasted like 4 minutes thankfully, he used lube and for several months afterwards i was worried i had aids even though he was using a condom, during the act the experience was just a blur because it was so short so there was no way to get into it, he definitely was not anywhere near my first choice for the act but he wasn't ugly or fat

mainly it wasnt a negative or positive experience, just the worry of aids was the only major downside, i should have just got a test and saved myself some inner turmoil

>never had sex
>heterosexual male

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Im just going to kill myself

you're supposed to lie to yourself at that point
>i'll find better anyway
>it wasn't a fit anyway so i won't waste time on her anymore
>she looks ugly now
>her friends looks better

What if I asked the wrong girl at the uni and she felt so insulted that she runs every time she sees me like if I was going to rape her since? I have no particular crush on her but I still want to die.

You're probably imagining the rest of your life with the woman. Think of women as cattle. Cattle needs to be butchered in order for you to have meat at the supermarket, so they're going to be killed eventually, so you can't think of a cow as a special little snowflake, it's gonna get its throat cut and bleed to death soon to become meat. The same with women. Stop daydreaming about them and realize 99.99999% of the women you see in the world won't stay with you.

>heterosexual
How can you even tell

31 here and never kissed a girl

26 here

I dont think I can make it to 30 without An heroing

27 here

I wanna buy a waifu pillow so I can have something to cuddle with at night, but once I do I feel like I'll have passed a point of no return

AAAAAAAAHHHH

kill yourself nigger spicc

You can't call yourself a man until you've felt the inside of a vagina with your penis
I've waited so fucking long to use this picture

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>paragon brain
gooseposting while having sex

I had sex last night. Generation X represent!

27 khv. I used to get depressed about it, but most days I just don't care anymore. I'd still like to be in a relationship, but I've pretty much given up hope for that.

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to trigger you

There's no feeling like the velvety smoothness you experience when you fuck a vagina. You forget what it's like but the moment you're back inside of one it's the greatest drug ever holy shit

fug

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if singles I get a qt gf
cya later homos

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Why do you have to remind me man?

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>You're watching you're sexual prime pass you by
Men don't have a sexual prime. It's women who expire past 14.

>tfw black so dating apps/sites are fucking useless if I wanna find anyone more than 3/10

I have a much much easier time getting 6's and up in IRL settings but it takes effort in that case.

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these days mohammed is doing that

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haha nigger

I got everything but avoidance of physical contact and agoraphobia.

Just make sure you have a picture of yourself casually doing something high class in your profile. Like, take a picture of yourself next to a yacht or something. Separate yourself from the common apes of your race.

>How the fuck is anyone a virgin these days when pussy is easy as shit to get lmao.
Men in the past had more sex than us, retard.

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>tfw black
>6'3"
>/fit/
>never even held a girl's hand

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nigger slave

Last two digits are the year I finally have sex

Don't kill yourself bro. I know it's tired, but things can't get better if you're dead.

>massive divergence at 2010 for married people with women near zero fucking percent
women are whores

how are you going to time travel to 11 A.D. ?

>before society started coming apart.
When was that?

I dunno being dead can be an improvement itself. Like think of a guy who got sprayed with a flamethrower, I bet he would consider a quick death a significant improvement over slowly cooking alive

>spend 27 years wishing to get into a relationship
>finally get one and now I'm wishing I was single again

AAAAAAAAAA

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What does sex feel like?

should i go to the doctor if i have this? obviously id rather not talk to anyone

Jesus Murphy I've just broken 3 years a few weeks ago.
I hope I never even come close to a chance for sex again even though all I want is to be with a woman.
If it happens again, I'll have to spend all those months and years getting used to not being with a woman again. I'm BARELY used to it now, in fact, I'm still adjusting to being whatever the fuck you call someone who doesn't get to hold a girls hand

It's not society's fault, but it makes it easy for men to fail sexually. Endless free porn, instant rape convictions in the court of public opinion, instant social gratification via social media, and bizarre mating standards for men. Maybe you should stop thinking like a nigger and use the rest of your brain before you speak.
Social division came back in spades during Obama's 8 years. Trump's election knocked down Obama's fractious house of cards. I wish I could take you youngfags back to the 90s, it might as well have been a different planet.

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>first relationship at 15
>buying condoms became expensive
>don’t trust women to manage to swallow the pill on time
>began ordering in bulk online
>recently became curious about how many times I have had sex
>went through bank records and filtered purchases from the erotica stores
>in the 13 years since I first began having sex, I’ve ordered 53 packs of 100 condoms
>5300 divided on 7 roasties

And I still prefer my hand.

Hopefully soon you vacate this dimension

You are cool

>paragon brain
Hiding in bathroom masturbating, then shitposting on Yea Forums while gf is in another room

>all these 20 something and 30 something virgins

Im not critizing you guys, but Im the only over 40 years old virgin?
Im not even mindful about it I just focus on my work, movies and video games

Just out of curiosity, at what age did your hairline begin to recede, and how bad is it now?

haha imagine

>omg this is literally me

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I have no idea because my hairline was always much more "on the back" than other guys.
I haven't seen really a difference, I have long hair too.

Same here until I got married at 31 to a 21 year old cute virgin girl.

30 here and nobody at my job suspects anything, i just talk about eating ass whenever they ask, they're stupid enough to believe it

I haven't had sex in AT LEAST 300 days

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atleat our wojak collection is on point

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>self loathing
>feelings of inadequecy
not me senpai, I'm white

>all these 20+ year old virgins not just being themselves

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>tfw remember all those times girls were giving me major signals but I didn't see them

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same
I don't mind hugging people but that's pretty much all I'd want to do.

I have a 36 box of condoms in my closet that have been untouched since i broke up with my gf 8 months ago
we only probably used 10 maximum

>but I didn't see them
at least you have an excuse
>tfw your high school crush is giving you completely obvious signals that you pick up on immediately but you're too much of a pussy to make a move

So what exactly is the percentage of virgins after 21?

I used to be extremely autistic and socially awkward but I still managed to get on a steady stream of sex and girlfriends after turning 21. I really can't imagine there are that many >21 virgins.

As soon as I neared 21 some kind of biological clock in me started going off forcing me to get my shit together. Did that not happen to some people?

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There's literally an endless stream of apps and websites with pussy on delivery 24/7. Even if you are the ugliest, shiest motherfucker out there, there are just as many ugly and shy bitches on these apps. Back in the day you actually had to go to bars and clubs and approach women, you don't even have to do that. You can literally start texting a girl from the security of your bedroom. Like how hard is that lmfao