*stares at u*
*lowers voice pitch*
INVEST IN MY COMPANY
*stares at u*
Thomas Long
Thomas Powell
Fun fact I actually invested in this bitch. Back when I started to learn more about business and investments and was all inspired. Fuck that bitch
Adrian Barnes
INVEST MORE
Matthew Cook
INVEST IN MY BAKING COMPANY
Grayson James
I will invest a large amount of my seed into your bank of choice if you know what I mean.
Gavin Miller
Who do you know that got you into a private company?
Luis Adams
>INSNEED IN MY FEEDERY
What did she mean by this
Leo Roberts
I'll invest a large amount of feed while you're at it.
Jordan Butler
Why do psycho bitches think that staring at people with their eyes wide open give them mind control powers?
Austin Cruz
why in tv tho? they talked about it on tv and she used taht to do her scam? bit of a stretch no?
that thread would be perfect r9k material
Jason Lewis
*used to know
Carter Diaz
because it actually works on beta males
Luke Price
it's not a thread about being a pathetic virgin so no
Hudson Wright
Sexiest pig. You just raped me with words, Shitlord.
Samuel Williams
I am repulsed, yet attracted to these drawings.
Ian Reyes
it's because she's smiling while looking in your direction
Austin Sanders
>buys a husky
>calls it a wolf
>makes it walk everywhere with her, even at work to the dismay of the scientists
SAY IT WITH ME: W____W____F___D___
Jace Reed
I work in medical blood testing and when I heard of this woman's idea I knew it couldn't work. Then I heard that there wasn't a single scientist, doctor or engineer among her investors I laughed.
She thinks being a genius is drumming up investment and whipping the smart people so that they will reveal their secrets and stop being so lazy. What a dumb cunt.
Benjamin Gutierrez
I am also attracted to women pulling disgusted faces so no.
Jordan Gray
she did that?
Camden Robinson
she can use her scanning powers to make their head explode if they don't cooperate.
Andrew Long
>investing in a company with a bullshit valuation that markets a product that doesn't even work, to the point they don't use it for most tests they perform
Robert Foster
Gavin Turner
Ayden Nguyen
*Dates and fucks a poojeet 30 years her senior*
Nolan Jenkins
would you, user?
Justin Rodriguez
She took pre existing machines and decided she could just make them work properly with much smaller volumes of blood. When she had no scientific background. Also these point of care testing machines are not considered diagnostic in most cases due to inaccuracy.
If one of these machines (that still requires the same volume of blood as any regular blood test) says something is wrong, you are off to a hospital for a real laboratory to confirm it with better testing methods.
Austin Allen
WHY DOES THIS EXIST AND WHY DID YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SOIL OUR FRAGILE MINDS
Ryan Campbell
INVEST
Gabriel Rogers
>Holmes took Balto under her wing and allowed him to go to work with her -- despite scientists warning the animal’s hair might contaminate samples, according to the magazine. The dog was not potty trained and allegedly urinated and defecated in the headquarters of Theranos. Often.
James Ramirez
I am not a brapster so no.
Parker Rivera
It's a fake voice, in a podcast she accidentally used her real voice for a few seconds and it's a lot more high-pitched.
The slip-up was super cute.
Leo Bell
a master at work
Michael Myers
Wasnt she claiming they could do a full blood panel with like 1ml
Colton James
Henry Hernandez
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Parker Fisher
>actually has a sissy girl voice
CUTE!
Isaiah Peterson
they tried to use a new analysis device that separates the blood into tiny channels but it would give inconsistent results
Brody Long
brainlet-tier intimidation technique
Cooper Cruz
Just imagine jackhamming this cutie while her voice rapidly turns from deep to high when she can longer contain her primal instincts
Benjamin Ortiz
but whats the point of making yourself sound like a tranny
Jason Cooper
the reason is given at the start of the video dumbass
Owen Smith
Grayson Torres
but thats fucking retarded what retard thinks women with tranny voices are apparently viewed as more competent and trustworthy or whatever
Michael Morales
It'd be like fucking a rusty swingset
>EEH
>uuuuuuh
>EEH
>uuuuuuh
Hudson Miller
>B-B-BUT MUH INCEL FEE FEES!
Holy shit shut the fuck up, if you actually went outside your mothers basement you'd encounter real women for once in your life.
Cameron Wright
*follows u home*
*waits till ur in bed*
*peeks through ur window*
I N V E S T
Gabriel Cox
That's what happens when your brain cannot focus on calculating raw data versus legitimacy just from seeing a cute face.
You're weak. Accept that, and do NOT blame others for your weakness.
Luis Myers
She is a woman. You all deserve to get your money stolen.
Zachary Lopez
Don't think, IMAGINE.
we got one of those femdudes boys!
Benjamin Thompson
>cute face
where?
Juan Hernandez
this
John Harris
>spooky music voice
Cameron Wright
WHO? LITERALLY WHO? AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE FUCK THAT IS?
Jesus christ i fucking hate mutts so much
FUCK OFF
David Cook
ya convinced me, lady
here's 50 mil
Zachary Rogers
SCP-087
Anthony Morgan
Kill yourself
Oliver Edwards
Women at the top have deep voices. Or is it a coincidence?
Angel Moore
Nice rebuttal faggot
Aiden White
nice edit
Jaxson Sullivan
keep seething tranny, but my semen is for this beautiful lady of investment only.