/Jazz/ General: President Amir Edition

Jaron is an asshole who spreads this evil trans agenda but he's also a victim... on one hand suicide baiting him is genuinely evil. On the other, maybe it would wake people up and save some more? It's rather difficult to feel sorry for him when his behavior is hideous and he's deeply entitled and callous.
>muh sister's cunt, womb and reproductive labor FOR 8 YEARS should be mine just because
>"Grandpa are you scared of death?" right after Gramps underwent cardiac surgery

THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!

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Lolcows are for milk, not meat.

How much are they paying that google to do this I wonder

this is why abused children collapse without the actual oppressive micro-system of their family. some can eventually stand on their own but not always, not all of them.

someone post the lynchian pasta

Jazz is a dark lynchian horror version of The Truman Show. Truman was adopted by a studio for the sole purpose of creating a reality TV show. His entire life was a charade, his parents weren't his real parents, and everyone he met told him that the world around him was reality. Even supposed professionals told him that what he was living through was correct.

Sometimes you can spot it on Jazz's face, he is sometimes wondering whether or not this is the way things should be in the back of his mind, but he doesn't dare question it, because Doctors, friends, family, and everyone around him tells him it's right.

The difference between Jazz and Truman situation is this: There is no escape for Jazz, because even when he does finally face the reality, his balls are already gone, and he has been pumping himself with so much estrogen all of his life, that it is totally irreversible. He was fucked the moment he was adopted by that weirdo mom.

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so is this season over? do we have a new episode next week? how long do we have to wait for a new episode or season?

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It's like being pulled out of the matrix

I wonder which one she chose.

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outside of the notion that Jaron was adopted, I'm blown away. this is terrifying.

JAZZ ASS AND GASH
(FORMERLY SNEEDS)

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it really is. it is possible though so if any abused minor sees this: you can get out eventually and just getting out is worth it. just... avoid permanent things like ending up like Jaron and having your body permanently altered. he never had a chance.

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>TLC
>Pop off James
>Pop off Jazz
Did it happen again? Did we meme this into creation like the current president of the United States?

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But I want meat back on the menu

I'm still a bit salty my wife wanted me to give her her own grandmother's diamond instead of the beautiful sapphire I picked out.

She's just got a generic boring ring like everyone else now when she could have had a ring that made her look like fucking royalty.

dafuq

I always considered myself desensitised to most shit having been through a lot but man, this webm got to me right in the pit of my stomach.

>let me pick it out
>it's gotta be the biggest and most expensive
Literally doesn't give a shit about taste or sentimentality no it's just gibmemoneys. She should be shot.

>Valuing material worth over ties to heritage
You're a revolting person and she's too good for you.

your wife is a smart woman in that she values family heirlooms and traditions. a timeless, family diamond is much classier than a trendy sapphire.

buy yourself some sapphire cufflinks or something and be done with it.

The absolute look of horror on the blondes face is what struck me the most. You can tell she secretly abhors this. I wonder how much they are paying her.

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how old are these children?

That poor fucking guy holy shit

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It was such a natural human reaction she couldn't mask it despite knowingly being filmed.

>There is no escape for Jazz, because even when he does finally face the reality,
I'd argue that he woudlnt even want to escape
If dr. chink told him "listen, this is all bullshit, I'm a crook, this isnt science, you should run and gtfo while you still can" jazz would be like oh no he became an evil transphobe but I'm going to be a beautiful woman soon
he's a one-trick pony and the trick he's been doing all his life has been getting him attention all his life and this supercedes any vague, unarticulated attempt at truly "being happy"
look at the whole amhir situation
is that how people behave when they find their first bf/gf?
jazz is acting like he thinks the audience wants him to behave
remember he doesnt have a libido but he still seductively licks his spoon and play footsies because he thinks that's what you're supposed to do.

I understand why you got mad, even though other anons don't. But at the same time, I think you should understand why she wanted you to let her wear the heirloom.

You should have agreed, and asked her to accept your ring too.

18 and over

>dat huge gulp Amir does
he seems really uncomfortable

True love.

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What's his end game?

Just an idea but:
Imagine if we got Posie Parker aware of these threads. Imagine if she posted in them. Imagine the tranny janny salt.

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>I never think about the future

Oh it shows, because if you did you probably wouldn't have popped off

So everything's scripted right?
There's no way I could act normal if I was constantly on film

some of the stuff I see on "radblr" (that is, the radical feminists circle on tumblr that I sometimes lurk on) makes me think some of them may be here. they've been talking about Jazz a lot lately...

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>Wanting suicide and not a long drawn out period of suffering where he eventually snaps and renounces this nightmare situation and publicly sues her parents
Use your head user. Once dead, it's dead and we can't extract anything else. Don't kill our golden goose.

In what way? Are the TERFs?

>jazz is acting like he thinks the audience wants him to behave

Jazz is desperate. He knows his neo-vagina is fake, and he is desperately hoping that it is going to make him into a real woman. He is going to have sex with Amir out of desperation. But he is going to feel nothing. It is going to be 100% lifeless and horrid. At best he'll feel nothing, and at worst he'll feel pain. I think shortly after that happens, we're going to see a real mental breakdown.

>That first vid

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can some pls make a webm of the moment during Jazz and Amir's date the comment that Jazz says about how he doesn't want to date anyone who can't see reality clearly and then Amir gets all bug eyed?

>I dont want to talk about us let's talk more about my effed up vag and how special I am
>teehee dialators!

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>tfw people from all walks of life and political affiliations can finally come together to shit on transgenders.
What a time to be alive. Oh and any feminist lurkers want a hard conservative dicking, hit me up.

So what happened with her vagina?

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>At best he'll feel nothing, and at worst he'll feel pain. I think shortly after that happens, we're going to see a real mental breakdown.

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Yikes.

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This is scary. When the show ends, and when people stop calling to pay attention to him, Jazz's mental health is going to plummet. This show and the attention received as a result is all there is to maintain his conviction that this is normal and okay.

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youtube.com/watch?v=aeVrs5ikxUc

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That's the best part of the trans experience.
Every step is 'once I get X then things will be better!'
>once I get on hormones things will be better
>once I get a makeover things will be better
>once I improve my voice things will be better
>once I get the surgery things will be better
>once I have sex things will be better
>once I get a relationship things will be better
>once I end it things will be better
THERE IS NO NIRVANA FOR YOU IN THIS LIFE ONCE YOU WALK THIS PATH

you mean, are they TERFs? yes, they're TERFs. they're really sickened and dismayed by the entire show, they think Jazz is a victim, they think it's awful and scary. they think the surgery isn't "botched" because it should have never been a surgery available to anyone for any reason, they just think it's experimentation and therefore can even be considered as "botched."

this particular user is probably the most reasonable one I've come across, here's her tumblr and you can read through her posts regarding Jazz:
auntiewanda DOT tumblr.com / tagged/ Jazz-Jennings

Just look at that shitpushing grin

What’s going on in this picture?

I'll put down 20 bucks right now that they will fug and that the next episode will be jazz telling his friends about how awesome it was
even if he kills himself they'll make it look like bullying or something
this show legit ending with
>tranny kills himself guess we were all wrong
would be like birth of a nation ending with all the white people in chains

whoops
*can't even be

Tyrone is a time traveller agent sent back in time to prevent Jazz from killing himself, which, in 2020, precipitated the start of civilisational collapse after President Kamala decreed Jazz's law in his honor, forcing all boys under 10 to undergo horomone treatment to delay the onset of puberty. Tyrone is, in fact, 120 years old, but has had his puberty delayed for the past 110 years, and thus is immortal

Tyrone's mission is simple: to force Jazz to realise that he is simply a homosexual male and that that is not incompatible with being a male, and to undergo a transition back to manhood

The fate of the world rests on his shoulders

>I'm the passenger in this experience

You chose to get on the ride, knowing it will never end

IMAGINE

God, IMAGINE having sex with a neo-vagina. All the awkwardness and discomfort of sex with NONE of the pleasure, NONE of the instinct

>they'll make it look like it was bullying or something

Yup, that's what I figure too. He's gonna kill himself and then they're gonna blame those evil transphobic people on da internetz

deepest lore

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these two girls are getting redpilled lmao

Revolting and desu the only bright side is that he’s not tricking a lesbo into letting him rape her with tolerance and acceptance

>the area that doesnt have skin

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where the fuck do they find these people

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>but my inverted infantile penis that got flayed is A-OK

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Modern America.

This is peak america

what is dialitaions

it feels like everyone on this show is a paid actor who can't hide their disgust at jazz

>it's an "ari has a transphobic breakdown on air" episode

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It's really no comparison. Compare Jazz with the other girls in this clip. Jazz looks like a lumbering blob, he really looks like an artificial monster.

This clip has made me realize how much I appreciate even the arms of real women. Real women have feminine arms, legs, and naturally feminine bone structure. Looking at the blonde girl, she is naturally pleasant to look at. But every time I look at Jazz it's the uncanny valley.

go back to tumblr and stay there

HMMM hm hmm hmm hm hmm hm hm
*POP*
HM hm hmm hm hmm hm hm
*POP*
HMMM hm hmm hmm hm hmm hm hm
*POP*
HM hm hmm hm hmm hm hm
*POP*

Cold: the memes and shitposts flowing
Hard: living in a Lynchian home
Push until my wound is tearin'
Feel the pain of what we popped

This: the song of discord trannies
Hide the sex of who we are
Making surgeons build my sutures
Strong, united, posting 'till we pop

Cold: the memes and shitposts flowing
Hard: living in a Lynchian home
Push until my wound is tearin'
Feel the pain of what we popped

This: the song of discord trannies
Hide the sex of who we are
Making surgeons build my sutures
Strong, united, posting 'till we pop

And I can't get stiff, and my hole leaks shit, forever, forever
Through the Jew tricks, 'till we're statistics forever, forever

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Yea Forums

his body-type is literally godzilla

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>it's an "ari buys a gun and is seen muttering to herself" arc

zero self awareness

Jazz is an absolute unit

What an abusive jerk!

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Screaming "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU MANIACS" at her parents isn't necessarily transphobic.

It's like child beauty pageants on steroids. Y'know, plus mutilation.

>It's an "Ari escapes her insane family, changes her name to something generically Latin-based and moves far away"
ARI GIRL RUN

>it's an "ari binds the parents up and screams that they have to pay for turning her little brother into a walking freak show before executing them" episode

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now that would be kino

>ywn harbor runaway Ari in your attic as the trans authority hunts for her

>Posie Parker posting on Yea Forums
Glinners brain would explode "B-b-but dats where da gamergaters came from, to be sure begorrah!!"

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>His contract with TLC says he only needs to show reasonable levels of affection

>"A-user... my water just broke...!"

>her
it literally exploded and he needs another operation now

>his friends trying their damndest to be there for Jazz and protect him, not quite grasping the infection in his life is rotting from within but still trying to be his friend
:(

Can someone shop Jazz's face onto the statue? Maybe Ari in place of Heston but he's kinda small.

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Just take a moment and compare the real women in this clip with the trannies. You can instantly see which one looks unnatural, and which ones look like real women. It's not even a comparison. Even the fat pudgy girl is 100x nicer to look at than either Jazz or Skylar.

If anything, it's a testament to how beautiful natural women are, and how nothing can compare.

Where can I download or stream this shit?

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TLC is the world's greatest freak show

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>mfw this happens after jarron's inevitable suicide

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>even fags aren't willing to put up with your flesh wound/skin sock

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There are no literally, LITERALLY no other suitable words to describe the expression on their faces except "digust".

Watch out, Jazz. Noelle is coming for your man.

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>send a nig on a vital task

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>meet my new boyfriend who doesnt want to tonguekiss or fuck me

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absolutely fucking disgusting

>tfw you will never save ari and her womb away from the horrors of the jennings(bloshinsky) household

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so apparently this happened a while back... this kid was just going to grow up to be a really swishy homosexual or bisexual man and they cut his fucking penis off instead.

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she is ugly though

Say it with me: FLOTUS Jazz Jennings!

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in the cute kind of way

It's not an heirloom. It's a small diamond her grandmother stopped wearing because she got rich and bought a bigger one. And the only thing "trendy" here is a diamond. Sapphires are actually classic.

Noelle is pretty cute, looks just like my ex.
How does jazz know so many normal people is this just what kids are like now a days?

>that half-breed

No, I value our life together over our lives apart. We are our own family, not the families we came from.

S O O N

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>"""past""" life

>This passes for therapy

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either of your family dysfunctional or abusive or something?

>i want a kiss

She looks cute

SALLY: What do you mean, trannies? You mean those crossdressers there?

DOCTOR: Creatures from the discord.

SALLY: But they're just men.

DOCTOR: Only when you see them.

SALLY: What does that mean?

DOCTOR: The mentally ill, they used to be called. No one quite knows where they came from, but they're as old as the universe, or very nearly, and they have killed themselves for this long because they have the most imperfect defence system ever evolved. They are gender-locked. They don't have vaginas when they're being observed. The moment they are seen by any other living creature, they turn into men. No choice. It's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to men.

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there was no tongue in the contract?

he's upset the benis is gone

>hungry
by the looks of it hes taking care of that

why is transitioning people more acceptable than just accepting same sex attracted people and gender non-conforming people? you can see that this mentality accurately applies to the west and parts of the middle east.

i also could see this

Despite being a nigger amir is alright

We've been married for 6 years. I'm not mad and never was. Just a bit salty I never got to adorn her with the fruits of my labor and present her wholly as my wife. Ya know?

>What? What was that?
>Uh, nothing.
>I heard some squealing or something.
>Oh, no. Everything's fine.
>But his vagina is inside out.
>Shh!
>I heard that! It turned inside out?!
>(POP!)
>AAAAH!
>...And it exploded.
>It turned inside out, and then it EXPLODED?!
>Hold, please...

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maybe she just doesn't/didn't like specifically sapphires or non-neutral colored gems. a ring that could go with any outfit sounds preferable to me.

This is bait, you morons.

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>my plan is just to wing it to the presidency
good one
paid by tlc

Las creaturas del abismo...

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Well he isn't the first tranny-fucking nigger president who got there by who he knows, so there is precendence

>it's all just theater for his mother
kek

Poor Amir, he seems alright.
But is he just a paid actor though?

If the roles were reversed this would be considered sexual assault

Some shoop a vote for Pedro shirt into a vote for Amir shirt

>arimeetshernephew/sonteratoma.mov
youtube.com/watch?v=Kv3p8kIyqLI

good lord

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SOURCE:
youtube.com/watch?v=0fNWgwG60gY

For the wedding It's about what she wants instead of your beta self serving attitude

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AYO TRANNY

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>a tranny had his frist kiss earlier than half of Yea Forums

sad!

The inner (((Bloshinsky))) showing right here
>yesss good goy, be the girl I've always brainwashed you to be *hand rubbing intensifies*

>me_irl

kill yourself reddit incel subhuman

What's she thinking?

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Is Amir gay?
Is he that dumb that he doesn't remember that its a guy?
Is he a paid Actor?

>talking about sexual interactions like that to your mom
this freak cant evenact human

3 minutes into "past life regression":
>says name in this "past life" is Cal
>I don't have a home
>I don't think my family wants me due to being gay
>family kicked Cal out
skip to 4 minutes:
>the last day of "Cal's" life - "I was never able to live the life I wanted."
>"I don't want it. I don't want to do this. I don't want to live anymore."

>I'm not getting paid enough for this

Do you think the mom will an hero after Jazz? Sometimes I think that Jazz was just groomed to be her cashcow, and that she has no maternal feelings towards him at all. But sometimes she seems so desperate for validation that they did the right thing, that her son isn't an asexual eunuch, that it makes me think that she might be more naive and genuine than she appears.

mean cyberbullies driving poor famous tranny kid to suicide, yea what could go wrong

based

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Get called out.

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Did you ever consider that she might love him that much that she evenslets him to this whole shit? She did let him act like a girl when the cameras weren't even there. Even though its totally misguided and fucked up love I'am sure it is love.

No, she will not an hero. Cluster B flavored people stick around to mop up all the attention for a good while during and after the funeral. Most aren't willing to end themselves. They usually only consider it when they're absolutely backed into a corner or to make a final, dramatic point to fuck with someone.

Cal-el no!

I noticed when Jeanette cries I never actually see a tear fall. Ever. Some parents don't love their children. Not "in their own way" or some such nonsense - fucked up people are plenty capable of not loving their kids.

Are you stupid? She is using him. She's not just letting this happen, she's the REASON it's happening.

that's skylar now? bahahhahahahaha

He'll botch his suicide. He'll do the most feminine thing he's ever done and swallow a few asprins and maybe scratch his wrist with a razor, then lap up all the ensuing attention

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>tfw about to marathon the entire show
please someone stop me

Sorry, it's Noelle I guess. I can't keep track of all these trannies.

It's misguided love, in her jewish minds this is perfectly normal and ok.

>we both used to play football
I bet

No. I don't think she's letting it happen, I think that she's the reason it's happening. Her whole story about two year old Jazz saying that he wishes his penis would turn into a vagina sounds like absolute bullshit.

>niggers and trannies
>people
user...

There is no love involved in this user. It's psychosis.

YOU'LL POP DOWN HERE TOO

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Holy shit he wants to hide his face in shame and disgust. This show is glorious.

I think that one's Noel

Where do you watch this shit if you are not a burger or bong?

POP!

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>her

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Nope, but neither is perfect either

based webm user

How, you fucking mong?

Honestly I'm pretty sure it was 90% frugality and 10% she didn't want to be the one girl without a diamond.

underrated

how tall is this amir? he looks to be about 5'4''.

does being a manlet drive him to that ridiculous haircut? does it drive him to try and score with an actual dude in a dress?

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YES YES EVERYTHING IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN

All according to keikaku

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Now THAT's lynchian

>We both used to play football
With those shoulders he must been a fierce tackler!

How was a mother allowed to drug up her adopted underage son until it culminated in this?
How is she not in prison? Why is this being celebrated? My god.

This is actually causing me no small amount of distress.

> I don't have parents that love me

i fucking bet that if you dox this guy it will come up that he is an actor or was enrolled in some casting agency. You can see him regretting his decision every time jazz wants to talk about sex or kissing

Does TLC secretly want to show the world how evil and insane transsexuality is? This is transparently a "safe" way for Jazz to state his true feelings.

>it's about what she wants
>you're a beta
do you have no self awareness?

that nigga is alpha is fuck desu. cameras are all over, he's kissing a tranny yet still behaves like a chad and not spaghettis over the place

Me too user. It's really fucking scary.

He must be joking

Jazz is pretty alpha too desu. Look at the dominant way he's holding Amir. That's a grip of pure ownership right there.

I have parents that love me. Jazz does not.

...

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He's been in "many relationships" but specifically refused any use of tongue with this one. He knows his limits.

so "Cal" is clearly his subconscious and this whole thing is actually about Jazz being ashamed of being gay therefore he isnt gay he was just born in the wrong body

God these two are hot

Jewish culture everyone.

Look at those grubby claws.

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spineless husk of a man

classless. they must be loaded and all their shekels still can't buy them class.

Why does the dad look gay ?

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>Look at the dominant way he's holding Amir. That's a grip of pure ownership right there.
this
imagining that trannyclaw on my shoulder is giving me nightmares

>his face when Jazz says let's kiss
"I'm getting too black for this shit"

i googled

ALL TRANNYS MUST FUCKING HANG!

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>dem grabby gibs me dat claws

I wish there was more cross over between electronic music and I Am Jazz generals. Jazz ha s shown interest in music before and there are many prominent transfolk in electronic music. If only the boyfriend were a soundcloud rapper instead of a future president. CAn anyone else picture jazz starting a music career after her show ends? Would it be like Miely Cyrus after her show ended with pop music or would she be a cool DJ and play tracks at clubs, or would it be something truly out there like noise music? I like to fantazise about that happening. Maybe some autist could draw us a comic strip that shows that playing out?

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You know these girls just hang out with him to get on tv

I used to think trannys spammed these threads.

Hitler did nothing wrong

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Look at Noelle's face. Pharmaceutical company's best friend right there.

>i don't like labels
>she's a girl
what did he mean by this?

This one's for you, fag.

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>those massive fucking shoulders

Does he even have any interest in anything beyond 'muh "vagina"" or using Ari as a breeder anymore?

We need a war.

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based carpet shitter

Wasted digits, its a real shame

his friends seem good people that are kind of scared of what's going on

may be wrong though

>Amir wants to be president
this show is getting more and more lynchian

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now i'm curious, what's in the cave?

Do american teens really talk like this?

Never say never.

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yep, lorazepam-eyes

Death, user. Death.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vortex_Spring

Non-white teenagers who are in front of a camera do

thank you user
>u will never join Hamas and live a forbidden romance with your Palestinian soldier bro

youtube.com/watch?v=VtJFb_P2j48
Double act when?

>In 2010, Ben McDaniel, a diver who was not certified for cave diving, but had been witnessed by staff and other divers gaining access to the restricted area of the cave by forcing open the gate, did not resurface after an employee let him through the gate one evening. It was initially assumed that he had died accidentally after becoming trapped underwater, but extensive searches did not find his body, nor any sign that one was present in the remote recesses of the cave.
>The only significant evidence that was found were two decompression tanks filled with plain air (rather than the standard mixtures of gases normally used for diving in such conditions). The discovery of the tanks raised suspicions further because, in addition to being filled with the wrong type of gas, they were found just outside the entrance to the cave, though experienced divers know to place tanks close by to the areas they'll be exploring further down, thus keeping them within easy reach in case of emergency. This was seen as odd, considering that McDaniel was last seen deep inside the cave, attempting to bypass the gate to the restricted section by a diving staff member exiting the cave, who then unlocked it for him despite his lack of certification or diving partner. The staff diver then left, witnessing McDaniel entering the restricted zone.
>It has been speculated that he may have been murdered (especially after the similarly suspicious death of Vortex Spring owner Lowell Kelly late the following year), and that his body was disposed of elsewhere. Another theory is that McDaniel staged his own disappearance to start a new life free from the many personal and financial problems he had been having at the time.[1][2] Yet another possibility is that McDaniel did simply die by accident, and that his body still lies somewhere in the deepest parts of the cave, which are extremely difficult to access.
movie when?

They will slowly get redpilled.

why don't you just get the sapphire turned into a ring for yourself or cuff links?

Right?
It's so weird how they talk about it in a meta way.

>dude throws jewelry at woman
>woman hands him a picture frame she picked up at target

From one side I absolute despise Jaron's father for being a spineless faggot whose servility and spineless obedience to his wife partially lead to the drama unfolding in the show but on the other hand - I understand him.
Greg is the epitome of everything wrong with divorce laws and modern men. A guy who is too tired and too lonely to try and escape his crazy bitch of a wife as he fears that he is simply too old to start again and too honorable to just leave his old family behind.
A guy who knows that if he tried to change something in Jazz' life, attempt to bring him back to reality, his mentally ill Munchhausen by proxy wife would simply divorce him, take half of his wealth and make sure he never gets to see his kids ever again while continuing the path of destruction chosen for his youngest son.
This is the face a of a man who tries to make the best out of his situation.

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>yesss, kiss that man, my fellow woman

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Treasure

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filming underwater is a dangerous expensive nightmare, so likely never

No.

These threads are worse than any of the gore I've seen over the last 10+ years of being a retarded neet.
This causes some sort of abstract horror I can't even explain, it feels like uncanny Valley, like some sort of link to the fabric of reality is being pulled and unravelling.

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Is this really unfolding right in front of my eyes. They should really do a "The making of I am Jazz" so the camera crew can go through a healing process.

it's up to us anons to find out what happened to McDaniel
I'll meet you there tomorrow at noon
I'll be the one wearing a magahat with his scubagear

Is it, Lovecraftian perhaps?

welcome to the nighmare

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based, i'll wait for you underwater

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fuck off, greg

Ahh Jazz. Or some say Jazzm.

I think the vagina is just big right now, once it's all done and she's settled with her bf she will start to find more interests.

This is genuinely Lynchian, I feel like I’m watching Blue Velvet

>my mother sent us to her jeweller
"her jeweller" is a normal pair of words for a jew

This thread is great. I've been reading this specific one for a while now to kill time at work. Thanks for posting all the clips. I've honestly never seen one episode but it's really fascinating.

ayo hol up
are past lives and reincarnation now part of the american religion?
I didn't get the memo

someone shoop kyle mchlachlan picking up an ear into that

cool it with the antisemitic remarks

over the last 5 seasons she has never been seen doing anything other than eating, lying in bed, eating, being in the hospital, eating, doing those couch-interviews and eating so I doubt it.

I haven’t kept up with the Jazz saga. Please don’t tell me that poor bastard is her boyfriend.

anyone got more blogs like this?

Checked/popped/jazzed

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maybe for bored Jewish shitskin teenagers who have been tortured their entire lives

If you really think about it, could you classify love as a form of psychosis? Some feelings that make you willing to die for another human being?

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>once it's all done
JUST ONE
MORE
SURGERY

Having Chad brothers must be hard. I can almost understand going trans, you just can't compete.

and your future president

one episode she sang a song in frot of people tho. She just needs to start taking drugs and get into music I will be cool

This webm proves to me that he's an actor and hates what he's doing.
I swear if a girl I just started dating just flat outright said she wanted to make out I'd be hyped and all over that, lunging in to start.
Look at this guy's face when Jazz suggests kissing, he looks away as if thinking about it first and then decides to half heatedly do it for a couple of seconds, ending it before Jazz does.

Are you some kind of faggot?

I hope the world ends in 2019

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Y I K E S
I
K
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S

Does anyone see that fucking tranny at the far end of the table? Stands out like a sore thumb. Is this guy even trying? Feels like he isn't even doing HRT and barely bothers to shave his stubble. It just looks like a man in a wig and make-up.

again that's probably the most reasonable one. you could also try
trans-abuse-receipts tumblr com
girlsfrommars tumblr com
twitter com / 4th_wavenow?lang=en

there's the theory that trans are just incels gaming the system

A long, slow decent is far more Lynchian.

No, I was just trying to be deep :(

Hey don't talk shit about Target knick-knacks!

Gregory Bloshinsky is a lawyer.
He should be able to manage a divorce.

>Chad
I don't know about that one.

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chadlet

CUTE

Transsexual or South American Heavy Metal enthusiast?

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I think I'm going to kill these two

no im a chad but i was born in the wrong incel body

disgusting manlet, should have transitioned too

You think I bought the sapphire?

And it's pretty fuckin queer for a dude to wear a gemstone ring.

JUST

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They definitely have something going on.

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youtube.com/watch?v=RgQqtv4yGLI

I wish I was beautiful and confident enough to take my shirt off in public and swim

>Jeanette will take care of it.
>No, she won't.
>You don't know what you're talking about, Jeanette's not crazy.
>She will do anything to make things right.
>Jeanette, come in. Jeanette. Anyone on comms?
>Jazz can't tell the difference between saving the world and destroying it. Where do you think she gets that?
cause there ain't no strings on me

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Jewlets

At least we got to keep our genitals.

The look on black dudes' face is one of true disgust. You can actually see the moment he starts to regret being part of any of this

I'm willing to bet money that "many relationships" Amir is a kissless, hugless virgin. The way he spergs about kissing, if not just disgust, shows inexperience. He's got the Virgin walk, he mumbles. Now to why does he chase trannies, I wouldn't know. Gay? Thinks he has a better chance with them?

He says he wants Jazz to be the one to "open him up". Jokes aside, he's just using the situation to gather sympathy and attention and make him look somewhat experienced in the real world with real girls he want to fuck.

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did i miss new popisode? fuck

wants to marry into rich kike family

he's an actor

makes sense if he wants to be president

Thanks for making all of these webms, fren.

not to mention his low T, patchy facial hair that he refuses to so much as trim, even in televised appearances.

In episode 7, he said that he made an appointment to get his dick chopped off. Even after knowing how fucked up Jazz's surgery was.

>is this really what my life has come to?

also the weird little dancearound he does before sitting down next to jazz when the friends are grilling him
either he really doesnt want to sit next to jazzm or he doesnt know a dude is suppo- actually no he's gotta be an actor

How different would Return of the Jedi have been had Lynch taken up Lucas's offer to direct it?

why not just fall for the feminine penis meme? if you are going to be insane at least be the kind of insane that doesn't require to mutilate yourself

How much is that guy getting paid?
Because is not enough.

New thread

I really genuinely cannot figure out ahmirs game