Why do they even bother making Half In The Bag...

They critique shills but they basically have to pander to what's popular (even though they are visibly tired of it) to be relevant. It's an oxymoron.

Cernovich is part of RLM now?

it is fascinating to witness

I love reddit letter media

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If they don't keep producing their flagship, they might lose out on viewers who ironically discover their content thanks to spergs complaining about it.

>"Blade Runner 2049 was boring as fuck"
>"The Force Awakens was everything I hoped it would be"
>meanwhile Jay does re:views on David Lynch films

didn't RLM direct his movie based on the book gorilla mindset?

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This. Freddy and the Canucks are actually active and respected within the industry. Why would they give it up to work with some losers who struck lucky in Milwaukee of all places?

their skits are fun

Half in the Bag: Birdbox: brilliant
Half in the Bag: Aquaman: brilliant
Half in the Bag: Haunting of Hill House: meh
Half in the Bag: Halloween: good
Half in the Bag: Mandy and The Predator: brilliant
Half in the Bag: 2018 catchup: youtube kino
That's just 5 months.

>they haven't made a single good episode in 2 years they haven't made a single good episode in 2 years they haven't made a single good episode in 2 years
Have a (you) you contrarian butthurt fuck.

Len Kabasinski seemed interested in milking his connecting with RLM, but i think the RLM guys lost interest once the novelty of having a bad director around lost steam

i think he was making a movie with Leo Fong and wanted him to punch the RLM guys on screen but i think nothing came out of it

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they have low IQs

Mike will develop Alzheimer, Jay is and will always be a manchild betasoiboi and Rich dates a tranny got lucky to know them

The best BOTW moment had to be when they predicted the end of Low Blow.

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Rlm and especially their fans are some of the most contrarian people on youtube

They can fly out every 6 weeks. It'd fit into rlms current release schedule anyways.

Children like botw
Men like Half In The Bag

The only bad thing is they seemed to have dropped storylines. Bring them back and save the franchise.

Thanks for confirming that you've never watched any of those episodes, just like 99.99% of RLM haters who constantly misquote and lie about everything that RLM does. Stay mad about the prequels and your precious pleb capeshit movies, lmao.

the halloween HITB trailer voiceover was awesome

>mouse ultracucks are contrarian

they just see the average audience reaction to a movie and go along with it, with Mike and Jay eventually disagreeing on irrelevant points

the only movie they were seemingly against the crowd was Boyhood, which was acclaimed by critics and audiences... on RT, not the average Joe, which also disliked it

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>predicted
it's all staged, everything, the 'random' picks on the wheel, the predictions, everything

Why do you lie on the internet? Are you some assblasted Collider fan that got your trannypanties in a bunch so now you just make shit up in every thread about Redlettermedia to make yourself feel better? I'm trying to understand the psychology of someone this pathetic.

where did I lie, retard? Go fondle your tranny, Rich

9/11 was a Rem Lezar job!

You lied in your post, which I replied to, are you fucking stupid? You claim that RLM just go along with audience reaction to movies and never go against the common consensus. That's a blatant lie. Your perception of reality has become so warped that you've deluded yourself into believing a load of bullshit. Good job.

Why make content when they can just collect that patreon money by doing literally nothing.

>Mike will develop Alzheimer
>will

Mike's literaly already a candidate fo be put in a home. Compare him how sharp and attent he was at the beggining. Somewhere somehow he became a lethargic infantilized mush brain. I fear what will be of him when he hits 50.

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bullshit, the TFA plinket and TLJ where boring as fuck. i loved the ghostbusters one on the other hand. he should only do them when he actually loathes something and not out of necessity

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Those dubs tho...

It's called alcoholism.

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>Compare him
Oh the irony. Starting to think there's a link between hating RLM and having Down's Syndrome.

I still don't understand why he wasted 75% of the Force Awakens Plinket Review in some unrelated shit that no one cares about. Who gives a single fuck about rebuting a theory.

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which movie are they against the general crowd?

drones like you wait their reviews to know what to think

they reccomend every MCU movie, don't recommend most DC movies - except WW, which would bring too much trouble - liked TFA, a pile of horseshit, waited TLJ general consensus to shit on it, mildly, etc etc

their opinions on a movie are totally predictable, this is not being contrarian

Armond White is a contrarian critic. So you are the liar here, the RLM little shill that do it for free... they are shit. Collider and others are shittier, sure, but not being diarrea does not imply they are not shit

They should review Lynch, Tarkovsky, Truffaut, Kieslowski, etc... But they are SOOOO "contrarian" that they stick to capeshit and mainstream movies

it is good to see that you have no argument, just emotional responses and name-calling... go suck your tranny's dick, Rich, I am busy working

Holy shit user, you got completely BTFO, you might consider suicide to save face

>BR2049 was boring
Their review was glowing

TFA Plinkett was pretty boring I agree. He shouldn't have felt obliged to make it, he clearly hated Rogue One more.
The Last Plinkett Review was good though, he expressed pretty much the same views this board had on the movie and it had really good jokes.

>which movie are they against the general crowd?
Nuh uh uh... not so fast. You're the one claiming that they follow critic trends with every movie. The onus is on you to prove your own point. I'm not going to do your work for you. However because I'm feeling nice and I'm worried that you might be on the verge of a breakdown, let's just look at the last month: Birdbox, massively popular, RLM shit on it. Aquaman: massively popular, based RLM shit on it.
Keep lying to yourself, keep lying in every RLM thread on this board, you're only fuelling your own batshit insane delusions.
Nice reddit spacing by the way. Perhaps you should just go back.

Supposedly he's working on a Plinkett review for Solo. If he focuses in the behind the cameras mess could be great.

If it's an actually positive one i might die in my sleep out of boredom.

Why do they shit talk the prequels in every episode of HITB?

Does anyone else miss when they put effort to those skits?

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He was padding for time so he wouldn't have to really delve into the problems with TFA.

No, I got bored of it and now enjoy how they basically ignore the hitb framing device because they are bored as shit of it too

>Lynch, Tarkovsky, Truffaut, Kieslowski, etc...
i don't think mike and rich like that artsy shit, and Jay probably doesn't understand Tarkovsky either

glowing in the dark?

No. The skits were always shit.

....and Kevin Bacon!

i usually skipped them either way

nah, they were always nostalgia critic tier terrible
gets real boring having to skip the first three minutes of every hitb

Daron Malakian?

I was hoping they would do a "Fuck you, it's January" hitb. I guess they could do an Oscar-bait roundup, but they probably won't. It also looks like we won't be getting a Captain Marvel review, either. I just want a hitb episode so bad!

were mark and gay once one collective being that was split in 2

>t. man with no love in their heart

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Ya episodes like the Transformers 3 one was great same with a couple others. I wonder why they even bother having the sets they might as well sit on their couch and talk about the movies. Just like in the prequels.

The soonest is bound to be The Irishmen, it's releasing soon and they avoided Scorses' latest because it was abouut religion.