Netflix movie announced "The Human Centipede" with Jessica Chastain,Bryce Dallas Howard and Amy Adams.
New "The Human Centipede" from Netflix
ok!?
Replace amy with christina hendricks
God I wish that was true
I have a better idea. The Human Centipede starring Hiro, Jannies and Mods. Hiro in the middle.
Just saw Bryce in the Elton John movie trailer and holy shit is she FAT. Not thicc, just a porker.
Chastain is easily the prettiest of the three, but also the craziest. Funny how that works
>craziest
Explain
She said racism is bad in an interview once
fuck kill marry
I wonder what it would take to make this real
She's one of the most vocal anti-white, anti-male actresses in Hollywood. Even moreso than Brie Larson
Lol go cry
Post pics
I'm not crying just stating facts, sorry if those offend your discord tranny sensibilities. I'd still fuck the shit out of her.
I got dibs on being the Asian guy in the middle, except I'm still white and not actually asian
Preferably with me eating Jessica's shit while having Bryce me forever eating my shit and rimming me
Amy can be behind Bryce, I don't really want to eat her shit plus I find the idea of her eating mine funny. I'm not a fan
Discord trannies are barely trying anymore, how sad
What does this even mean? is this the new version le /pol/ boogey man?
why do you care?
brave
And that's a good thing
It stuns me that these people can make this repulsive, grotesque cultural trash, then put on a clean dress/suit and go smile on television. You think they'd be ashamed of themselves. It's weird
keep ducking
amy aged like fucking milk, get her out of there
Bryce is a shapeshifter, you get the best off all worlds with her. she'll slim down soon for another role. But i'd fuck all BDH forms.
that pic gives me the same feeling as watching these dog fucking girls. Really makes me think
and keep acting like a triggered faggot whenever someone posts anything remotely related to socio-political topics
What the fuck are you on? Those pics aren't anywhere close to chronological. She was thin, she got pregnant, she got HUGE, then she lost some of it and now alternates between thicc and fat. Nothing mindblowing, she's all women with the exception that she has millions to spend on personal trainers after she gets fat.
still hiding
>ywn be sewn to Bryce Dallas Howard's brapper
GOD. DAMNIT.
Yikes and tranny pilled
behind 7 proxies
Green one is the best.
user said centipede not cow
why is this the new response for all discord trannies lol
>another classic movie rebooted with an all-female cast
God I wish that were true
agreed. fuck, kill, marry
Marry, kill, fuck all three in that order.
I't toss her salad
Also anti gun. Good thing Miss Sloan was DOA
No question but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't obvious that she was misshapen fat girl tits.
>Middle, Back, Front
Bryce at the front, Amy in the middle, Jessica at end.
>We're at the point now that Hollywood ran out of classics to ruin so now they're dipping into semi-forgettable movies from the 2000's
are you autistic? legit question
with that brapper my eyes would never be on the tits desu
Could it be the human toilet where they are all roommates and I am their toilet? I think audiences would prefer it that way.
imagine them as your mom lol
>ywn be surgically grafted onto Amy Adams' brapper
I hate that my life has turned out this way
all three? which one of them is my biological mother? did they adopt me? moar context
What kind of brapper do you imagine Byrce has? Seems like an AJ Applegate brapper to me.
>vogue Deutschland
now THAT really makes me think
I would be the tail end. They wouldn't even have to pay me.
>dunston checks in
opposite order all of them on bryce
Which one feeds me milkies, which one helps me practice kissing, and which one helps me learn about my developing body?
choose one as your mom, the others are her friends
dunno user
>Pierce Brosnan as Dr. Heiter
you can be their toilet and I'll be their human sweat/bath towel
bryce is my real mom and she is really protective of me, adams has to play the bad cop father role and is constantly disappointed with me and hands out punishment, chastain has good boy duty and masturbates me when I can't sleep
Marry marry marry
>implying there's a problem with that
Christina is the doctor
She is literally a fertility goddess and I love her
Her name is Bryce Salad Howard.
men who are married to corpulent women are happier on average
maybe her parents shouldn't have given her a surname for a christian name
bros i'm going to say it
MOMMY
Men have no brickwall
Based Mormon poster