New "The Human Centipede" from Netflix

Netflix movie announced "The Human Centipede" with Jessica Chastain,Bryce Dallas Howard and Amy Adams.

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ok!?

Replace amy with christina hendricks

God I wish that was true

I have a better idea. The Human Centipede starring Hiro, Jannies and Mods. Hiro in the middle.

Just saw Bryce in the Elton John movie trailer and holy shit is she FAT. Not thicc, just a porker.

Chastain is easily the prettiest of the three, but also the craziest. Funny how that works

>craziest
Explain

She said racism is bad in an interview once

fuck kill marry

I wonder what it would take to make this real

She's one of the most vocal anti-white, anti-male actresses in Hollywood. Even moreso than Brie Larson

Lol go cry

Post pics

I'm not crying just stating facts, sorry if those offend your discord tranny sensibilities. I'd still fuck the shit out of her.

I got dibs on being the Asian guy in the middle, except I'm still white and not actually asian
Preferably with me eating Jessica's shit while having Bryce me forever eating my shit and rimming me
Amy can be behind Bryce, I don't really want to eat her shit plus I find the idea of her eating mine funny. I'm not a fan

Discord trannies are barely trying anymore, how sad

What does this even mean? is this the new version le /pol/ boogey man?

why do you care?

brave

And that's a good thing

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It stuns me that these people can make this repulsive, grotesque cultural trash, then put on a clean dress/suit and go smile on television. You think they'd be ashamed of themselves. It's weird

keep ducking

amy aged like fucking milk, get her out of there

Bryce is a shapeshifter, you get the best off all worlds with her. she'll slim down soon for another role. But i'd fuck all BDH forms.

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that pic gives me the same feeling as watching these dog fucking girls. Really makes me think

and keep acting like a triggered faggot whenever someone posts anything remotely related to socio-political topics

What the fuck are you on? Those pics aren't anywhere close to chronological. She was thin, she got pregnant, she got HUGE, then she lost some of it and now alternates between thicc and fat. Nothing mindblowing, she's all women with the exception that she has millions to spend on personal trainers after she gets fat.

still hiding

>ywn be sewn to Bryce Dallas Howard's brapper
GOD. DAMNIT.

Yikes and tranny pilled

behind 7 proxies

Green one is the best.

user said centipede not cow

why is this the new response for all discord trannies lol

>another classic movie rebooted with an all-female cast

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God I wish that were true

agreed. fuck, kill, marry

Marry, kill, fuck all three in that order.

I't toss her salad

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Also anti gun. Good thing Miss Sloan was DOA

No question but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't obvious that she was misshapen fat girl tits.

>Middle, Back, Front

Bryce at the front, Amy in the middle, Jessica at end.

>We're at the point now that Hollywood ran out of classics to ruin so now they're dipping into semi-forgettable movies from the 2000's

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are you autistic? legit question

with that brapper my eyes would never be on the tits desu

Could it be the human toilet where they are all roommates and I am their toilet? I think audiences would prefer it that way.

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imagine them as your mom lol

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>ywn be surgically grafted onto Amy Adams' brapper
I hate that my life has turned out this way

all three? which one of them is my biological mother? did they adopt me? moar context

What kind of brapper do you imagine Byrce has? Seems like an AJ Applegate brapper to me.

>vogue Deutschland
now THAT really makes me think

I would be the tail end. They wouldn't even have to pay me.

>dunston checks in

opposite order all of them on bryce

Which one feeds me milkies, which one helps me practice kissing, and which one helps me learn about my developing body?

choose one as your mom, the others are her friends

dunno user

>Pierce Brosnan as Dr. Heiter

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you can be their toilet and I'll be their human sweat/bath towel

bryce is my real mom and she is really protective of me, adams has to play the bad cop father role and is constantly disappointed with me and hands out punishment, chastain has good boy duty and masturbates me when I can't sleep

Marry marry marry

>implying there's a problem with that

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Christina is the doctor

She is literally a fertility goddess and I love her

Her name is Bryce Salad Howard.

men who are married to corpulent women are happier on average

maybe her parents shouldn't have given her a surname for a christian name

bros i'm going to say it
MOMMY

Men have no brickwall

Based Mormon poster