Ellen Page thread

>whiteknighting
>calling someone an incel

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Impressive.

me on the right

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I don't get why the guy on the right is a chink desu

Based sneedchad

Hit a nerve there, incel?

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Would Chuck have handled the situation differently?

Thats great though. And the oranges are big for her hands so its even more impressive.

based sneed chad

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Into the forest is one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

5head

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I’m sorry that a cute girl like Ellen will never touch you, incel. How does that make you feel? Do you cry on the inside every night when you go to bed alone?

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When is her movie with Mara coming out?

Unjust when?

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Fpbp

Wait why are you calling him an incel when you are also involuntarily celibate? Is this like when blacks call one another Niggers?

Why is Sneed asian?

She was hotter and more likable in The Last of Us

You know Betty White was pretty cute.
Still wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole

Why are you replying to yourself?

Let’s keep this going it’s hilarious. Incels are such sad fragile creatures. I would feel bad for you if you weren’t so retarded

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She’s ugly, overrated and was such an obnoxiously shit actress in Hard Candy that I actually felt sorry for the pedophile.

I wish that all real pedos got what happened to the degenerate in that movie.

>when youve sucked so much producer dick that you ball fondling skills are a borderline superpower

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Ellen Page. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore.

Ellen Page really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

Its like, I look at this image and I want to find her hot, but her face just looks sunken, her expression sullen, its got some Smeagol vibes going on. Then I hit the post number to write this reply and the box perfectly blocks her head, leaving only her body, which is fit, tight and cute. So shes a butterface but her tight little body gives me a bit of a chub. Thats my final verdict. Would definitely bang.

when she gets a divorce
like she needs to find herself a qt chill wife or someshit, the bull dyke she's hooking up with is poisoning her

stop bully

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Is that Predator?

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Damn. Ellen has really let herself go.
Sad.

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Jesus fucking kek I almost pissed myself

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Parental guide for her new movie coming soon.

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youtube.com/watch?v=QwxYiVXYyVs

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how do you go from this to a bitter, gall bladder spewing Lovecraftian ghoul in a span of a couple years?

cute
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Seek therapy, for srs user. You should not live life this way.

Lmao,my fucking sides

HEALTH AT ANY SIZE

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delete this post

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