What the fuck?

What the fuck?

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This is important.

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evry animal.lays an egg so whats the bog deal

fuck you cia nigger FUCK YOU dubs and you go to hell

Egg?

I suggest you look into it. Maybe there is something going on here.

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You have to watch ALL THE EGGS

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Someone should watch all of them and arrange a list from the most kino Egg to least.

Okay, now this is epic

Egg.

To me is Eggs

>Eggs (1995)
>six years later
>9/11 happens
>four years after that
>EGG. (2005)
they thought we wouldn't

Her?

you're a big egg

Wouldn't what? WOULDN'T WHAT?

>bog
exposed

formerly yolks

This is a VERY funny post.

um, guise

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Dubs and you delete this.

2005 version sounds like kino

okay this Egg I am definitely watching

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They'll expect one of us in the omelet brother.

no dubs so now i make it even worse

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oh shi-

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NO NO NO NO

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Egg (2020) starring Jennifer Aniston and Daisy Ridley

lemon of pink is better

If I cook you up, will you fry?

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uma delicia

Oh no no no no look at the top of its head

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OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SEASON AN EGG BEFORE THROWING IT IN THE PAN

I wonder what all those eggs smell like HAHA

fuck you

Wanna see some imdb kino?
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EGGS! EGGS! IGGS! EEEEEEEEGGS! IIIIGGS!

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truly a pornographic connosieur

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>almost two porn reviews a day for 18 years

How does he get out?

The Egg (2020): Humpty Dumpty sat on The Wall...

After Trump's successful building of The US Border Wall, the cartels become antsy and bring up the violence to unprecedented heights. In response, Trump calls for the services of a new superhero: Humphrey Dumpters, code name The Egg. Born with an unusual circular shape, Humphrey displayed a spectacularly high threshold for pain. Nothing seemed to hurt him.

When he reached adulthood, he was a victim of a stickup, but when he fought back the thief was surprised when his bullets bounced right off of Humphrey. With his newfound ability, he put on a white costume and cape and became The Egg. But high defense doesn't necessarily translate to offense, so The Egg must undergo training in the use of various weapons...

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Get caught watching porn once
Pretend to be a professional reviewer for 18 years
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I've actually watched all of these

Incredible

For me? It’s Egg (2015)

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wtf

literally came here to post this, based hivemind

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Criminally underrated series, i'm honestly surprised tv doesn't talk about the Egg Octology at all.

eggpilled

Hi eggbros

aye

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