Watching European show

No Europeans do this.
It's a burger thing.

>that flashback-episode where Bart is still a toddler and speaks like 20 words
>calls Marge "Mum"
>calls Homer "Homer"

based

I can't even imagine how fucking awkward it must be to treat your family like they are your office co-workers or some shit.

The only people who do so is either 12 year old children in their rebellious phrase trying to show how cool and independent they are, or from a really trouble family with like an alcoholic dad.
Everyone normal just use a variant of "mama" and papa".

>American movie
>Son calls his father 'sir'
>Daughter calls her father 'daddy'

*hits pipe*

Feud

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Western families are barely families, no one is close and they all act like strangers towards one another.

you have to go back Pedro

>watching american show
>kids shoot their parents

>you will never be called mama

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>watching american show
>no concrete fences

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Do Europeans not have apartments?

we almost always have a small room or hallway to protect our privacy and to keep shoes, jackets etc by the exit.

Not him but an apartment the size of Jerry's would definitely have a hall here. Even a 1 room apartment often has some sort of "partition", and generally faces more towards the kitchen than the living/bedroom.

But I assume this type of entrance is more just a sitcom thing, wouldn't make for great cinematography if any time a character entered the room they would be obscured behind a wall or something.

Brits don't do this. I've only seen this with divorced mutts.

That is weird

>bs
even the over methodic and robot-like japanese people,don't do this

>only watches movies from before 1960
based

>watching European show
>kid Allah akbars himself

>be european
>watch european movie
>the bidet isn't closed and used to put towels
>Its actually being used
inmersion ruined

>all these replies denying OP's shitpost or trying to turn it against america
why are europeans so insecure?

>'sir'
Do americans really do this? Why is everything so militarized and violent? Your dad isn't your CO

>not just putting your shoes directly in the fridge
???

Because America is the best

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my kids better call me Boss

Jesus christ you guys are effeminate

That always confuses me. I have a cement wall behind my garden in the back and huge hays all around the other sides. The only entry is through a metal gate. Nobody can peer into my private property nor enter.
I know the points of suburs is the community and all that but having a front lawn directly give way to the street and no separation from your neighbor's yard would make me paranoid.

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you'd think with al their violence theyd have walled their homes by now

I've only ever seen it done by asshole people like my brother. It's the same for teachers now as well. I always had to call a teacher 'sir' or 'miss', you you have teachers introducing themselves by their first name. And then they wonder why there is no respect for elders or authority anymore.

Only uneducated families with parents who are fucking retarded do this. Never met one successful family where the kids were made to call their parents sir or maam.

I have never had a good teacher that insisted on being called 'sir'. Those are the kinds of teachers who care more about maintaining their petty dictatorship over literal children than actually educating.

>watching American show
>family wears shoes in doors
>kids openly curse at their parents

>protect our privacy
but you surrendered those rights long ago

They call you Baby Boss

the only people ive ever seen do this are Kansans desu

nobody ever had respect for anybody. you just did it to make the day go smoothly, it's less hassle if people who think they have power over you have the illusion of control. they'll bitch and moan if they're ever given any resistance, it's the same reason cops just shoot people. if teachers or elders had guns they'd kill anybody who didn't do exactly as they said when they said as well.

>t. country that has the NSA and the patriot act

Europeans don't do this, but Americans call their father sir for whatever reason

Teachers in Soviet countries demanded to be called professors while they had merely bachelor's in whatever they were teaching. This custom is dying out but it still lingers, mostly with boomer pricks. Even the younger teachers don't protest when the kids call them that.

My wife has her parents listed in her phone by their first and last name. Its bizarre to me, but she is somewhat autistic.

>t. doesn't understand how the NSA works and doesn't know Patriot act has expired.

It’s quite easy to just not be a muslim

>concrete fence in your yard
I don't even know what that means.

Usually only used in situation where you've done something wrong and as an honorific to show respect following your fuckup. But definitely something old timey, like from the TV show Rifleman

'cause modern phones ask you for first name and last name when logging a new contact

Funny, I have never had a good teacher that insisted on calling them by their first name. I always wanted to just shout "No, Matt, I don't want to be your friend and add you on twitter, stop wasting class time on "funny" personal stories and just teach me the fucking subject!"

Mr. Y. Mous-I mean, user- here is right

>watching American show
>father is a white character
>actor's name ends with -berg

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Or you could just put mom and dad. There's no legal obligation to use people's names.

It's pretty interesting how different cultures express respect. For example in my country it's respectful to treat everyone as equals and act like you don't stand above or below someone in a hierarchy, so here everyone is on a first name basis, even with teachers or bosses. I wonder how Asians feel when they come here and vice versa.

wait, why wouldn't you call your parents by their first name?

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because their names are mother and cumlord

No croissants today boss

guess I'm autistic too

Formerly smart

I've always wondered, do Americans think certain Scandinavian last names like Lindberg or Arneberg is Jewish when they see them?

I'm not American but by jewdar is set to "extra-sensitive" so I do. Better be safe than sorry.

Because you grew up in at least a moderately loving family and call them mom and dad?

Lindberg probably gets a pass because of the nazi shilling.

Does this seriously happen? I don't know what's real anymore. Just like I recently found out Americans actually DO clap at the end of movies. Hard to tell what's bullshit anymore.

they clap when the plane is landing too

He calls her mom not mum. What kind of a stupid word is mum

I do this with my parents, but not grandparents who still live, guess I just despise my parents

because... *gasp* that's their name?

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i was watching harry potter in the theater. when they're all in the great hall for stuff like the sorting hat or eating, everybody claps, even hermione. they clap all the fucking time in the movie, and it's not even an american movie.

that's a lie, r-right?

Where I live it's the same, to the point where I can't think of ever hearing someone use an honorific close to "sir" without meaning it as an insult, like calling out an asshat who thinks he can bark out orders like he's the boss. Only a generation or two ago workers would be tipping their hat or tugging their forelock whenever seeing their boss even outside of work, though. I guess the worker's movement was just really successful around here.

no it's not (I've actually flown only 4 times with Americans on board and it happened everytime)

Spat out my drink you fuck.

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>to keep shoes
Why would you need to keep your shoes anywhere???

>not complimenting the pilot for a job well done
That's why European pilots crash themselves against mountains because they are depressed

Are they so used to not landing, or what? Sounds absolutely retarded to celebrate actually landing safely in a commercial airline

I guess you applaud your taxi driver as well then?

>Jaiks

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I have their names on my phone, put mum and dad under nicknames.

That's quite a large blanket you have there.

I fucking hate terms of endearment with no subjective, contextual to the relationship use.
Honey, sweetie, baby, etc. These aren't things said naturally out of affection; they're learned and recycled. If I don't have a personal nickname for someone or them for me, we will call each other by our names.
Unfortunately women don't seem to share this sentiment and break up with me when I refuse to acknowledge them when they say such things

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I'm no clapper but clapping when the plane lands makes a thousand times more sense than clapping at the end of the movie. The flight attendants and maybe even the pilot could hear the clapping, and everyone's just glad to be alive which naturally leads to wanting to celebrate. No matter how few planes crash these days most people will still be stuck with that nagging thought that they'll die in a crash, because everything about flying puts us on edge. Clapping at a cinema screen is just plain retarded.

>Americans call their father sir for whatever reason
What the hell are you talking about? No, we don't.

Are yours permanently on your feet?

>Sounds absolutely retarded
yeah I thought we were talking about Americans, aren't we?

Same, happened around the 60s here, in fact older people tend to dislike honorifics more than younger people even since they were the generation that changed it.

That said do hear the word "chief" thrown around every so often, but that's more of a friendly "sup chief" kind of nickname you give your boss as they walk past you in the hallway.

>he autistically adds everyone's first and last names when entering their numbers in his phone
>he doesn't just put "Dave" or "the spazz" in the first field

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>just glad to be alive
jesus you're American, you should be celebrating every time you reach home without getting shot then
I guess it's the lower classes that do that then

bossman

I don't clap at the end of a movie either, no one here does. You clap at live performances or speeches

I only use the name boss ironically, tho

you have autism
it's terminal, say your prayers. you're not going to "coldly and logically with rationality explain why they're tedious and useless", you just have autism.

This is America, son.

hello fellow baguette. I hate those 68ers more than kikes, and that's saying something. Everyone I hear calling me or someone else "chief" goes straight to the retard zone as far as I'm concerned.

i have everyone as 'the pest' in my phone. it takes a few tries to get the person i'm trying to reach

>"and that's a good thing!"

>go to Europe
>people clap at funerals

kek

None of you have ever crossed the Atlantic and it shows

Frenchfrog here, it's the same in France, you don't even do that with your mother-in-law.

Call me crazy but i just say thanks or nod as i'm getting off.

>you have autism because you don't think like me
Stop trying to diagnose shit like a woman. Fuck off

wtf, which country were you in?

yes?

Mediterranean here, definitely not. Only if you hate your parents or have a very distant relationship

What about the maîtres kébabiers always calling customers "chief" ?

hell yes, do you zoomers appreciate anything? I clap every morning when my computer turns on and my wireless high speed access to porn is still intact.

based

only when we bury blobs

I think they only do this because their retarded clients do it too

You have autism because you have autism and think like other autistic people do. They, too, do not see the point in something and won't play along, it's their way or the highway. This is entirely on you and your inability to conform, be flexible, give in, or accept the way things are and the things people do.

Why do people need to be thanked for doing the jobs to which they agreed? I never understood this. Your thank you is your paycheck. Anything else is just unearned fuel for your ego. A "job well done" is something you should be doing anyway.

I don't.. What..? Your feet must fucking stink.

polack here, also sounds weird as fuck to me. Mom is always a mom, no matter what age you are.

I don't even have contacts. I know most numbers from memory when I get an incoming call and I can identify the others with the texts we sent eachother.

this never fails to make me rock fucking hard, jesus

My apartment opens directly into my living room/office

As for my privacy, why would that matter? I'm the only one with a key to my apartment, and it's always locked, so I don't get the concern.

Sub-zero IQ talk, Jesus Christ stop replying to me and pick up the DSM-V
Do you get all your knowledge from Yea Forums

Funerals, mostly at cemeteries, are like production lines in the UK.

>t.achmed al-bagdadi
are you still butthurt that we fucked you up the ass?

I remember reading a newspaper article years ago by some guy in a suit who wrote all about how he thought we were too informal these days, and how he'd address older people he met in the store with the "proper" words to make them happy. Then he just got a whole bunch of answers from regular old people(not the wannabe-aristocrat old people he clearly grew up with) telling him that not only was he often using the wrong words if he was going for the historical usage, but using those words today was just insulting because it was condescending and made him sound like an idiot. It was a lovely thing to see.

You have to say "cimer chef" yourself once the food is ready or you get ass fucked by the whole Bougnoulistan.

Crematoriums I mean.

hey that's pretty interesting!

fick dich du behinderter hund, lol du scheiss opfer bist eine schande für deine hurenfamilie

This. Unless someone is going above and beyond what they're supposed to, I see no point in applauding/complimenting anyone for simply doing their job. Maybe I'm an autist, but it makes no sense

Same in all of Europe, he's shitposting.

I can't hear chief without thinking of an annoying talking skull.

>we
And what part did you play to claim argumentative inclusion?

Wouldn't the hall just be wasted space? Doesn't seem very efficient.

I pay taxes :^)

>go to funeral
>have to go through the same stilted speech spewed out by a priest who didn't know the deceased
I hate funerals for all the wrong reasons, no matter the country.

Good job feeding Jamal so he has the strength to kill again?
Now answer my question

my dad used to make me do that and would even get mad if I said "yeah" instead of "yes"

Swede here, I knew one guy who did this. Fucking weirdo.

The norm calling the exception black.

> Be britbong
> Call people sir/madam

Some of us still have standards.

>europoors can't afford foot-spray
L O L

>keep shoes, jackets etc by the exit
You might want to read that again

>foot-spray
That can't be real

Calling parents by the first name is an American thing. Eurocucks call their parents mother and father as they beg to be fed. Americuck parents are called by their first names by their ungrateful children asking to borrow the car so they can fuck and suck Tyrone.

jamal stays as lower working class with little perspective of higher education because he's literally too retarded to get it. no worries. I'm not gonna join my meme army when america is so eager to spend their own lives on it

absolutely based and red pilled

>hate being called Sir
I'm 24 and when people who are older say it to me it feels so wrong.
Perhaps because I still see myself as a 16 year old playing Halo 3 and Gears 2 on Friday night

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Are we talking about a guy who did it in his teenage rebellious phase along with all the other cringy shit we do in our teens, or are we talking adult?

My dad used to do this to me

How you've grown user, we're proud of you

sneud

>what part did you play in fucking that anton's country up the ass
>I didn't, I just paid taxes, here's a tangent about Jamal because I can't stand the fact that to say "we" I would have needed to have been part of the combative force that did said fucking
Are you done?

Im german and i am calling my parents by their first Name

imposter syndrome on your part, buddy. just pretend you deserve everything coming your way, maybe you'll have the balls to ask for a raise

You mean shoe spray if they're welded to your feet you disgusting fuck.

Could be worse. The drinking age here is 18 and I still get carded at 28, by people who are clearly way younger than me.

highly based

Well, yeah. Feet stink, it's what they do.

It was renewed and the USA Freedom Act is still in effect until the end of this year, then it will be renewed again.

RENT

I hate self-aggrandizing narcissists more than I hate Jews

>you winning, boss?

based decade old meme

>Americans can drive cars at 16
>Cant drink alcohol until 21

Is this some shitty movie trope like fake id's? It cant possiubly be true.

that's how it works tho, you're not gonna make it if you take only precisely what you think you deserve

Americans clap at the end of every event.

I was on a rollercoaster and they clapped at the end.

I went to the cinema and they clapped at the end of the movie.

Clap after dinner, clap before they go to bed, clap after abortions.

this has to be bait

lmao imagine actually caring about armed forces in this day and age

t.muhammad

sneed

Literally everybody feels that way. The outgoing, successful, happy and confident people you see out in public are just pretending to be that way. The best you can do is watch them like they're performers, and begin acting the way you want people to see you. "Just be your self" is a lie, be the better version of you.

Its not legal in most of the country to build those, probably to prevent people fortifying their homes.

Idk user I can't wrap my head around desiring something I don't deserve. Seems morally scummy. I didn't earn it, I don't want it

same
and same, fml

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only oldfags remember

>clap after abortions
kek, a job well done

Lmao imagine including yourself as part of something when you had no actual hand in it

definitely true

Only when they're not clean ya freak.

Some states it's 15, but yeah otherwise true.

>to prevent people fortifying their homes.
What is so bad about it?

I can respect that, I used to be like this too. If you stay likes this you're just going to be taken advantage of tho

Probably because you're not 14 like the rest of the board.

Fucking Scnadicucks.

you seem real hung up on my feet, stranger. Calm down

Not OP but you will never make it big with that attitude. Either play the game or don't, half-assness is worse than either.

>tfw naming my kids employee (insert number) and making them call me boss

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your shit is still fucked tho

>watching european show
>they use utensils to eat a slice of pizza

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you're seriously ok with the NSA knowing everything private about you?

Harder for SWAT to do their no knock raids or snipe you in the kitchen when there's a big wall in the way.

I'm a bongaloid and this grinds me as well.

nothing 2 hide = nothing 2 fear :^)

Last month I had a pizza so fucking horrible I was forced to use utensils and roll it up just to get a chance at getting it to my mouth. The barbarity made me want to cry.

I wouldn't say I half-ass anything, I just don't delude myself into thinking that people owe me undeserved praise, or that if I want something, i deserve to have it because of that want, regardless of if I have the credentials or aptitude necessary to earn it.
I want Bryce Dallas Howard to be my gf, but there's absolutely no reason I should have her

What a strange cope

"My" shit isn't, you've done nothing, stop trying to associate where you don't belong and backpedaling when called out on it

the patriot act was fucked and clearly enacted by the neocon elite, but muslim organizations funded by gulf states are equally subversive

I even use fork and knife to eat a burger if they're too big. You look like a fucking moron with your greasy hands in a restaurant, but I guess Americans are used to it.

are you actually mad about this?

You can't be reasonable around here, this is a burger dominated site

When anyone tries to attribute the efforts of someone else to themselves, yeah it tickles it my taint

I’m 25 and canadian and call my parents mom and dad. I have an uncle that was born here but moved to the states to have a family; once his kids turned 18, he told them they can call him by his first name. His sons do, I think his daughter still calls him dad.

Sounds like he ran a tight ship

I was just fucking with that user, did you expect me to larp a service record?

>Be Danish
>Eat the exact same meal for lunch, every day for 20+ years

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I can't remember the last time I had lunch, must have been more than 2-3 years

What do the danes eat?

dicks

t.german

We all know which country is famous for loving sausages though

dick

t. swede

Liver pate with french onion and chopped cornichons, salami and remoulade, meatloaf-balls, jellied-pork back, boiled cabbage, cod fillet and stinky cheese, on a brick of dry rye bread.

dick

t. pole

and then you get serviced by your artistè boyfriend, classic dane

>dick-obsessed europoors
makes sense

t. dane

t. Dane

>coping

All of them? What country doesn't like sausage?

look, sven, I'm not a hypocrite, you see. I will accept you just the way you are

>meatloaf-balls

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This is such a strange feel. I'm a uni student and I occasionally have to give short classes or presentations to high school zoomers about my field. Always feels weird when they call me Sir, mostly because I half expect to start up AoE 2 for a LAN party with the lads when I get home and play it until my mom comes banging on my door telling me to stop.
How time flies.

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There actually good. Frikadeller, are basically meatloaf in meatball form, served with either parsley sauce if it's dinner or remoulade if it's lunch.

Not common in the UK and ALL the people I have seen do it are pieces of shit.

dicks

t.anglo

fuck you just made me hungry

BASIEREND

Yeah in the fucking 1800s.

basiert und ausrastpilliert

That’s what we have guns and the castle doctrine for

It is very common in the UK.

>you don't even do that with your mother-in-law.
This is straight up false I've never encounter somebody daring to use unironically the word "belle-maman"

You will never have sex

Your wife's son might call you by name. Doesn't make it common.

You will like that much less than you think.

ITT: the least worldly group of redditors

In the UK you call teachers sir or miss at school but then by their first names at college or uni.

Calm down, chief

I'm glad that you mentioned the cinema. American audiences have ruined many a camrip with their barbaric cheering.

that's like so mean! >:C

Chief is like gaffer over here then?

>unironically watching camrips
That should result in a permaban on here. Fucking blind troglodytes.

He's right though.

This doesn’t happen though. Your camrips are most likely Indian

Tipping is mostly retarded too.

>cement wall
>cement

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I see it on here all the time, some dummy will see a name like that and be all
>>berg
>EVERY TIME

>camrip
I hope you die a painful and slow death if you think this is even remotely acceptable

based

doesn't happen nearly enough
need more teachers shot as well

Do Americans not call their aunts and uncles by their first names either?

Not all jews are swedes, but all swedes are jews

We call aunt first name and uncle first name

I'm a euro and I call my aunt and uncle by their first name, but mama and papa stay mama and papa, props until the day I die

I mean when i was little and my father told me to do something I had to say yes sir.

amerikaner or what are you? I have immense respect for my father but I can't imagine doing that BDSM-tier title shit

> goodnight love you honey
>good "night"? But the sun is still out and it's only half past 6
>well honey it's summer and you're going to bed...
>and this "honey" you speak of.. In what way am I related to that sugary substance ?
>well it's just a term of endearment sweeti-
>"term of endearment?" Besides being both from your wombs and sharing this nebulous "bloodline" what is endearing? Do you simply mimic the lines of your society?
>...

Are you by chance on the spectrum?

My daughter calls me daddy.

It didn't feel mean or anything. It was more of a respect thing. I had to earn my dads respect. Once I was doing my own thing and had my own responsibilities, the sir bullshit was over.

Why are you quoting a Young Sheldon episode?

Never seen it

I swear to go every black dude I meet calls me bossman. Its so weird.

I'm guessing you hate when guys hit you up like hey dude/bro/friend/amigo/bud/buddy/compadre.

spaniard here we don't do it either

I bet you pull your pants down to your ankles to use a urinal, too.

>fake IDs
>shitty trope
Oh sweet summer child

Because it's something from the 50s where most fathers had served in the army. Seriously if I hear one more fag go.
>Buh why so Military
THEY ARE MILITARY, EVERYONE IS A MILITARY FAMILY.
WHAT PART OF WORLD WAR TWO DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND.

You have been blessed with the power to awaken the ancient slave instincts of the Afro Prissoniclus, a moderately incompetent workforce is yours for the taking.

>tfw 4F

are you drunk?

how?

>watching American show
>on the bed still wearing shoes...

KEK

If you teenagers actually held a normal job you'd know it's nice to be thanked/appreciated by your boss when you're doing your job. And then when you become a manager you also try to motivate your subordinates like that because otherwise they'll just feel underappreciated and hate the job, which will result in them leaving or half-assing it. It's basic psychology, you idiots.

Air travel is the safest form of transport.

black dick

t.american

It's to prevent sounds like talking bleeding into the stairwell from living spaces.