Hi, I’m looking for a job, I’m hard working, I set high goals, my motto is if you want to win the lottery, you have earn the money to buy a ticket. People say I’m a fast learner, I believe good things come to those who work their asses off, I know the esteem movement in education is not preparing students for the lack of job security offered to prior generations so I know people like you at top of the mountain didn’t just land there. So what do you say?, I could start tonight?.
Hi, I’m looking for a job, I’m hard working, I set high goals, my motto is if you want to win the lottery...
Jason Martinez
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Connor Hill
was he autistic
Jackson Flores
Probably not
Benjamin Price
just a psychopath
Alexander White
You're hired
Jackson Green
He cute
Owen Walker
Thank you, I will be a hard worker and I will prove my worth
Ryan Bell
Jake: yes
the character: no
Anthony Murphy
ITT: everyone thinking Jake is literally them
Nolan Green
>Implying I'm as hard working as he was
Jacob Bell
me too. Jake the Snake. literally me.
Owen Carter
I came here to post this youtube.com
Levi Kelly
I’m Lou, not jakey
Isaiah Howard
I feel like grabbing you by your ears right now and screaming, "I'm not fucking interested!". Instead, I'm going to drive home and do some accounting.
Nicholas Martinez
Is it really as fucking amazeballs as it sounds? My mom won't let me watch Jake Gyllenhaal movies
Anthony Howard
Unless you're an actual stringer working south Los Angeles who's able to create his own media company from scratch in his twenties and get a sexy milf gf then you're not Lou, user.
John Flores
was a literal psychopath
Henry Green
I liked the era after this movie came out when all the dumb kids here thought his fake b-school talk sounded good and sincere and not just platitudes spouted by someone who doesn't know shit and isn't saying anything.
Christopher Cooper
i'm not finished. i was being sarcastic, I really actually hated it. these fools acted foolishly and it gave me secondhand embarrassment.
Isaac Carter
fuck off retard you're not funny
Jordan Cook
I'm not the one who made the trailer, cringelord.
Thomas Diaz
I remember this. It was on r9k people talking about their profession, while 90% of the board consists of neets
Jaxson Ward
he's just like me
Ryder Carter
Damn that’s fucking funny
Joshua Howard
I'm way too fucking lazy and antisocial to be him. But I want to be him.
Dominic Lewis
Harry Knowles is a dumb fat faggot cuck
Elijah King
While the obvious explanation of the character is that he's a psychopath he's essentially the anthropomorphization of a corporation. Fixated entirely on aggrandizement, incapable of treating other humans as anything other than means to that end and totally unrestrained from any sense of empathy or ethics. The movie is meant to make you register how creepy it is for a human being to actually act the way that engenders business success.
Connor Cooper
Good post - how he relates to the intern is the best example of this
Ayden Wood
I'm sure you will. You can start in here. Now the newest Star Wars movie just came out and we also have an anime adaption opening tonight so these washrooms will be absolutely filthy for at least two weeks. I want you to clean them hourly or the filth created by movie goers will overwhelm the whole theatre. Oh, and while we tolerate single men attending super hero and sci fi movies, we do have a no singles policy in place for the rest of the theatre so if you see a single man attempting to enter a theatre not playing capeshit please inform your assistant manager Robert immediately. Any questions?
Bentley Diaz
Cleaning up is a job, not a difficult job but an unpleasant job.
I know most of Yea Forums lives in a sty of a home so it's always funny to see those same people talk shit about people in the cleaning industry.
Easton Price
only "people" who do it for free
Nathaniel Carter
I am lazy as fuck so no, his work ethic is top-notch.
Ryan Gonzalez
I appreciate your opinion sir but I am trying to talk to my employee. Please return to your viewing of Alita.