Help

My roomate keeps fucking walking over to me, peeking at my laptop and asking what I'm watching.
I'm watching Kiki's Delivery Service but every time he's coming I alt-tab to Thor 2 so he doesn't make fun of me.
How do you deal with faggots who won't give you any privacy?

Attached: 1530831431752.jpg (690x588, 79K)

wtf is this post

Watch porn and start jacking off next time

just tell your dad that you are watching one of those animu all the kids are fapping to. he will be glad that you just pretended to be gay and watching thor2

Miyazaki anime is less gay than capeshit you faggot

its my roommate
He is your average normie who thinks cartoons are gay shit for kids and you're weird for watching them as an adult unless its family guy

Who the fuck cares? Go out and slay some pusy then you can watch anime with her

I have to live with this guy for 3 years, which is why I have to fake a friendship with him

So basically your afraid of the opinion of someone who clearly can't form his own opinions?

>your
you're*

watch porn and jerk off with him

just put on the nastiest hentai you can find and he won't find your standard anime shit weird

>He is your average normie who thinks cartoons are gay shit for kids and you're weird for watching them as an adult unless its family guy

Then make fun of his ass and just out alpha him. Watch hentai.

Retard it's the perfect way to expand his horizons by showing him not shit weeb stuff. Do you even virgin Chad friendship?

>cartoons are gay shit for kids and you're weird for watching them
hmm!

Tell him to fuck off?

Thor 2 is more embarrassing to watch desu

>calling your parents your "roomates"
*snap*

Murder them and hide their corpse under my neighbor's drug stash.

tell him you're trying to jerk off and that he needs to fuck out the room or you'll punch him in the gut. if he calls your bluff suck his dick.

in college you need to network if you want to find a job and be successful, i don't want the stigma of being an anime watcher
this will make it worse, i'm trying to come off as a stable normie

rape him, show him you're the alpha

but he's right?

Alpha faggot?

This is me but with my family. I always alt-tab to Yea Forums or youtube when I'm watching anime.

>youtube
sure
>Yea Forums
what? in front of your folks?

his folks might be magapede who browse /pol/

>and asking what I'm watching
Say "Poor Little White Boy 5" and wink at him

Hrs right u kno

based