I am NEVER going to see this movie

I am NEVER going to see this movie

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Unhappy people generally choose that existence.

I've been afraid to see it. Ever since the trailer, I've tried to avoid all things Alita. I know I'll fall for het, and become obsessed with something that can never be. It makes it even harder because people are talking about how awesome the movie is, and how good Alita is.

Just let it happen user

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Me too, life's too short for this garabge

Do it you faggot. Because if you end up seeing it at some future point and really like it, you will beat yourself up for not watching it on the big screen like it was meant to be seen.

Can't fathom this level of autism and loneliness combined. If you weren't so terrible at writing, I would suggest channelling it into a tragic screenplay. Maybe channel it into macaroni art or finger-painting instead.

Shan't be watching lads. This is on my list of never to watch films alongside all the nu-star wars movies.

Her eyes look stupid. Hard pass.

Don't pretend to be me

You WILL continue to make threads about it. You lack the willpower to not actively go out and pay to see it, so you have to make public declarations that you will not, futilely hoping that will help. It will not. You will see it. If not theatrically, then later.

K

This

I'll go see it again just for this thread.

It's pg-13. I doubt your mom would even let you go see it.

You normi idiot.

The shilling for this movie on Yea Forums is unreal.

make an R rated cut and I'll watch. as it stands it's a failure to adapt the edgiest comic/manga of all time (not counting fetish guro porn like Mai-chan's Daily Life or Shoujo Tsubaki)

>over the top effects
>bad guys, good guys
>super powers
It's capeshit.

Her face is so sweet and tender I want to hug her forever
Can't remember the last time I wasted money on a Hollywood movie though so tough shit Alita maybe next time

I have, it's great.

moral grayness is for nihilistic faggots

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I saw it. eh/10