This is thread for general discussion of Alita: Battle Angel.
Post and discuss your thoughts on the movie, pics/gifs/webms related and relevant info/rumors/news.
Trailer
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Rotten Tomatoes - Critics 59% Audience 94%
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IMDB - 7.6/10
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Production Cost and Box Office Sales Numbers
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Conversation Starters:
>Have you seen it?
>What did you think?
>Who is planning to see it?
>What do you expect?
>Who won't be seeing it?
>Why not?
Previous Thread:
>those motorball scenes in imax 3d
Totally worth it just for that alone.
>tfw no cyborg gf
alita a cute
IN MANY WAYS, TRUMP TRULY DID MAKE ANIME REAL
BASED JIMBO MADE HIS WAIFU REAL TO KEEP AMERICA GREAT
GALLYBOTS SOON FOR EVERYONE
BASED JIMBO PAVED US THE WAY
CUNNM FOR EVERYBODY
EVEN YOU
ROASTIES BTFO
ROASTIES ON MENOPAUSE WATCH
IF CAPTAIN TOENAIL FUNGI FEETS LOOK LIKE THAT
IMAGINE THE ROTTEN YEASTY CESSPOOL PUSY
WE WILL ALL HAVE ALITABOT GFS VERY SOON FRENS
WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
teehee
20th general thread? Way to go, baby!
>desperate shilling continues
at least this will be the last weekend
Get out nonbeliever.
Do you think this tourist piece of shit is willing to prove he's a Yea Forums local?
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Should I read the manga first?
Way to copypasta... again.
Oh just you wait.
Guys how about we don't talk about Alita for a few days?
I want a hug from that heavy but lithe cyber body. I just want to feel a girl bros one who actually loves me
No need to. The plot is well explained, and not that complicated.
The level of details in this simple tiny picture is just awesome. Either they have a particular CGI engine or the other productions are fucking lazy.
These generals will get deleted eventually like Reylo did, but I have no doubt these sad fucks will still be doing this until at least #50
Why are you here mouseshill? Word of mouth is occuring on youtube.
so is the check going to bounce or will you just not get another one?
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Well trannies to get free gibs for their sickness now so
>I just want to feel a girl bros
You can do it !
>one who actually loves me
Ah... sorry.
The actual shills are only here for as long as they're being paid. Some autistic people might continue to try but it'll be sad and lacking the energy.
These people do it for free
It's better anyway, you can watch it before reading, but give the manga a try, it's really good and well drawn after the first volumes
In the presence of evil.
This is not a, this is not a
Swan, swan song
This is not a, this is not a
Swan, swan song
We just gotta, we just gotta hold on tonight
This is not a, this is not a swan song, swan song
Swan dive
Yeah, it's a new life
I must eat some cheetos
pathetic
lets be honest, how many of you" "haters" obsessively in every thread are really pathetic 3rd world SEAmonkeys looking for any type of (YOU) attention away from yor miserable father-uncle raped life?
how many of you are roasties with useless dead fish stink vaginas so massively and morbidly obese your only true comfort zone is in these thread where you pretend to hve some semblance of power over anything?
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Simplist answer: Local autist can't tolerate others enjoying things.
>at least this will be the last weekend
BR 2049 pro shilling still continues after 2 years tho.
Can’t wait for the 4K blu ray
Probably going to download it in 4k, even though my Movie Computer can't play it, and none of my PC monitors are 4k. But I think it should. Level of detail warrants it, I think. Plus I want that qt face in 4k.
STAY SAFE CYBERPUPPER
that's just autism.
Reminder:
Alita: Battle Angel foreign opening weekend
88,327,326 million WITHOUT CHINA OR JAPAN
Ready Player One foreign opening weekend
$127,500,000 WITH CHINA ADDING 61 mill
Let's wish the Asian market luck this weekend!
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Is this true? I don't remember this scene
this is from a twitter advert.
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They will just gradually merge into box office/sequel reports until eventual renumbering.
My friend took me to see this last night - hadn't seen any trailers or the anime its based on.
Overall it was a pretty good action movie, I would say 4/5. By far the best anime adaptation I've ever seen.
My only complaint is that they compressed so much story into a couple hours - it could have easily gone 3 hours without any real problems. I hope it makes a decent ROI so I can see the sequel because it got me interested in her character and the world.
Sneaking this into my next showing.
Got a whole bunch of these for future showings.
No user! You can't can't say that! That's shilling!
>the best anime adaptation I've ever se-
I WON’T STAY QUIET
I WON’T STAY QUIET
CAUSE STAYING SILENT’S THE SAME AS DYING
Turn this into a meme. Bring oranges and chocolate to Alita showings.
>implying shills watch movies
My IMAX already dropped How to Train Your Dragon to keep Alita another week.
>Alita: Battle Angel foreign opening weekend
88,327,326 million
Are you stupid? It's been out in some foreign markets for weeks now
we don't talk about that. This is the first week it has even existed.
Boxofficemojo is only counting the first week right now. That is how much it's made within a week and a half, foreign wise.
Seen this one?
How about not entering threads you have no interest in? It's literally that easy.
Me on the right.
forgot all about it the next day
Alita is still with me
Honestly I half wish it would be a little slower. At this rate we'll have general #3000 by the end of the month, then it's hard to tell when we actually had the general - instead of one a day, you can go "oh this is general 356 so we've been having them for a whole year now".
No cute girls.
You do realize that Alita is played by a spic, right/ Aka the people Trump want to keep out with the wall?
>It's another n-no one actually likes Alita! post
Stay safe cyberpupper
It will slow down, it's just people are honestly very hyped because of this movie. Then there are those who have waifu'd Alita. And because of this, there's those s o y boys who just wanna fun post here making it even crazier.
I think most people are waiting to see how it does run wise, if we can potentially get a sequel or not. I know I'm waiting in anticipation.
A present for dearest Alita.
> the people Trump want to keep out with the wall
Leftists really, REALLY don't understand conservatives if they unironically believe this to be true.
No, but now I will see it
>it's just people are honestly very hyped because of this movie.
This is the most pathetic hype I've ever seen. There was more hype for BR'49
CAREFUL
YOUR YEASTY VAGINA IS STINKING, LOOSEY
There has never been an All You Need Is Kill anime ya retard
And if there was Alita would still be more visually faithful
She cute and she legal.
nice. this retarded shit fills me with optimism
>Alita not only is kicking Captain Foot Fungus' non-existent ass, but beating others at it too
SAY IT WITH ME
P A N Z E R K U N S T
At least she's legal and her political opinions do not overshadow the film.
I genuinely want a daughter like her
Oh and also I'm worried about Alita posting being deleted and a bannable offense.
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trump did make anime real
but not alita
it is you
roasty shill
with your multi colored clown hair
and your cartoon like morbid obesity
and the irl stink lines that follow you everywhere
Yea Forums is an /alita/ board
FUCK OFF ROASTIE STINK
ROBO GFS HAVE NOW BEEN VISUALIZED INTO THE MAINSTREAM CONSCIOUSNESS OF THE WORLD
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That kino never got general number six gorrillion, or any general for that matter.
Ooh I kinda remember a butterfly scene in the manga.
Maybe give her a sweet pea too..
I feel an overwhelmingly large desire to protect her and make her happy. Also to do lewd things to. I'm glad I don't have a daughter.
It's pretty good for an anime adaptation. Not the best but pretty good. Just saw it the other day. The dude behind Brotherhood of the Wolf made it.
>There was more hype for BR'49
i wish. loved that, but it went barely noticed by Yea Forums amongst a sea of forgettable capeshit
Can anyone top me?
Did you save the popcorn bag and reuse it each time?
My point stands. As astroturfing and shills aren't hype.
I’ll bottom
No. Saw it twice and plan to go a third time.
Why would you do this
Blade Runner 2049 is a cult classic that barely anyone watched, the exact opposite of Alita, you fucking rat shill fuck.
I've seen it twice, going again this weekend, and going next Tuesday. I'll try to do one more after that before I'm done.
stay safe cyberpupper
keep in mind i don't say this easily: this is epic.
stay safe cyberpupper
damn you guys better don't make me work overtime for this
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My point still stands. It was barely marketed, yet still connected with an audience. Whereas this is vastly over-marketed and isn't connecting with an audience.
buy the nip version
read the translated online
It's been one week! Wait 'till next week to say anything.
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Alita will still be cult because critics hate it and don't understand it.
Its been a month if you count the free screenings in January.
But we don't talk about those, do we.
Nobody here seems to have been there, so why would we?
>implying these generals have been created and bumped by astroturfing shills not Yea Forums's Alita bros
cope harder faggot
Free screenings don't and barely any markets opened before the 14th, they really don't count.
that is not what you shills were claiming when the free screenings started.
You're a shill.
It's all so tiresome.
Where you get this screenshot? How do you have a 4k image?
What does Alita's Berserker body feel like?
>All at the same theater
Bro get on my level. I've seen it in IMAX 3D, Dolby Cinema 2D twice, Dolby Cinema 3D, Cinemark 3D BOX, and Century DX 3D.
I time opening my chocolate to alita scene erry time
room creaners BTFO
DIAMONDS
Someone posted it earlier. There were also some potential wallpaper pics.
Depends whether she likes you.
Pearls
kek.
Huh. Maybe it's upscaled manually. Speaking of, if you have any other 2D artworks, I can run through waifu2x and make them bigger for bigger Alita loving.
I used bring these to every showing of BR2049 and time the first bite to Deckard saying,
>Many is the night I dream of cheese
>Toasted, mostly
I want to put my dick in her robo pussy if you know what I mean
I'm sorry, I'm afraid I don't.
Pretty sure Iron City doesn't have a Trader Joe's, mate
Best part of alita is the first act, and it ends with best fight when she kicks Nessianas head to the wall. You know I’m right.
No but I will soon. Will go again with my father soon and again with my friend, plus any additional showings as long as it's in the theater.
kek
maybe a bargainer barry's?
>isn't connecting with an audience
Yeah, about that...
I like this body more than the ideal form.
You might as well start handing out tickets for to randoms.
Don't mind me just stealing this rare Alita.
Stay safe cyberpupper.
keep it
its all yours, friend
Zollum probably does
I like how you cut off the
You might not like it, but that's what peak physical performance looks like.
You understand that the wall is not there to stop law abiding citizenry from moving freely?
why is she so perfect?
The hero Yea Forums deserves. The silent guardian. The watchful protector.
Yeah but I don't trust people. There's no way of knowing whether they'll actually go to see the movie, or if they'll try pawning them off to some ghetto fucks.
Glass has less than 8,000 reviews on RT and that made over 100 million domestic wide. What's your point?
It's 94% now
I've seen coworkers namedrop Alita and browsing her Wikipedia article just today
It's happening
Sorry.
No one cares about critics who are paid off by your overlords to leave bad scores. ;^)
and maybe you should cut off those roast flaps and the dick will like you better, right?
glass cost 20m
How the fuck did 94% of audience enjoy this goblino flick? This is clearly rigged.
Or you're just a bitter faggot.
critical response has been generally apathetic. Just like audience response, apart from a small number of dedicated autists.
Hence why the desperate shilling is so obvious.
Don't know why I mentioned the box office, but my point really was, number of user reviews is a non factor. A Star Is Born only has 12,000 users on RT.
clearly.
Alita is CUTE!
I loved this movie. Saw it twice, in Dolby Cinema then (true)IMAX 3D. 3D makes a world of difference for the action scenes.
My biggest gripe is that some of the scenes just move way too fast. Theres barely any time to see the characters react. For example in pic related. This is such a great shot of Alita in her first battle yet it goes by so fast that it's very easy to miss.
Also another time I can think of is when Alita is outside the bar and she starts petting the street dog. Hugo barely has a reaction to it. I'm not saying it's entirely absent but the shot of him reacting is again way too short.
Also the last 15 min is very rushed. Everything else was awesome.
and that is another example of apathycore.
no use though, it's flopping as of current. 150 mil is not enough to even break even.
it's their fault anyway, trying to cater to capeshit instead of translating it properly and making a gritty, brutal dystopian cyberpunk for adults. shit, deadpool and logan proved you could do mature ratings and have success.
novel adaption =/= anime adaption
Thank god, they have no idea what they're missing out on. There are still times where I'll think about various points in the movie, and either get a little wet in the eyes or get my hair standing up. I don't watch a lot of movies but this is the first one that has done that.
this shit is messing with my head
It's been hovering between 59 / 60 for days
I swear someone is trying hard to keep it just rotten
that audience score is insane though
Maybe you should see it a third time. You will be able to relax into it better. That's how it was for me on the third viewing anyway.
> Just like audience response
In your head perhaps.
>alita: bat bigo
Damn those pesky Russians and their hacking...
there is one though
damb, respect home slice. I've only got 3 as of today.
i saw the anime didnt know it had a film
It's a roller coaster ride of a movie.
Deadpool was out for 18 weeks and Logan for 19. Let's wait a little longer before casting definitive judgments.
Think about how many tickets have sold vs how many people have left a rating. People only ever leave ratings when they feel strongly about something. Thus, the vast majority aren't leaving the theater with anything other than "yea, that happened" style responses.
Enjoy saying its flopping while you can. You only have till Sunday night to keep spamming the word flop. Once this next weekend's box office numbers are in it'll be over for you flop posters.
ITT: incels
look at it go up way pass 60 when its run is over
It's a ticket for a BigD showing of the movie.
If china was going to save it, you'd already be spamming estimates.
>This is such a great shot of Alita in her first battle yet it goes by so fast that it's very easy to miss.
torn between 'I wish that shocked expression went on longer vs it was just right.'
Is there a non edited version? I want to run her through face app
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No joke I went to see Blade Runner 2049 at least 20 times while it was in theaters.
Why do you think that? You know movies make LESS money over time and not more, right?
Something tells me the Japanese like it, a lot... ;^)
>$700 mi in China and Japan alone
Capeshit movies have the same reaction. Normal people don't care too much about anything and they only come to see capeshit due to brand loyalty despite the same corporate boardroom formula being thrown at them again and again. Alita does not have that brand yet.
Lucky Japs, getting that uncensored anal deleted scene.
Nice! You sure showed the people in this thread! Well done!
What did they mean by this?
It's almost 25 years old.
>Its been out for one week in some countries
>its two biggest markets just opened in the past few hours
>HUURRR ITS OVER ITS NOT MAKING ANY MONEY ANYMORE
Stop acting retarded
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>150 mil is not enough to even break even
Said an increasing nervous man in a corner.
>Capeshit movies have the same reaction.
that and they tend to open to what alita has made in a month.
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SEQUELS AND ANIME WAIFUS WILL COME TO YOU ONLY IF YOU POST IN THIS THREAD 'THANK YOU BASED BOATMAN'
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I like how shills act like no one has ever seen a movie release before. We all know if it was going to make tons of money in china, you would already have figures to spam.
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Thank you based Boatman. May anime become real yet again.
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JIMBO A GOAT
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You outed yourself as a capeshitter Brie.
Thanks bro.
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Not him but thanks somehow this wasn't in my collection.
Did you not been here in the last thread or purposely ignoring the numbers coming out the China?
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It won't even open in China. Based Bugmen are watching their own shitty movie about rockets attached to Earth to turn it into a spaceship.
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Fuck off retard. No (you) for you.
It will also flop due to them not being apathetic toward dogs.
Getting worried Disneyshill?
Even without posting in every single general, or caring about replying to (You)r naysaying ilk, just the numbers floated already tell Alita isn't the kind of movie to flop in China. I just like to wait because it's actually true Alita has been out for mere worldwide days.
no numbers have been floated though. There are no estimates. Literally every time a movie does well in a region, the numbers are accurately projected by now.
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FYI kinofags, alita ends up killing ido. so dont get too attached.
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GET THAT VAGISIL CREAM AND SUMMERS EVE READY
ALIBOTS ARE WD40'D AND READY FOR THE TAKEOVER
ROASTIES BTFO IRL
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YOUR REALITY IS DWINDLING
ROBO WAIFUS ARE THE FUTURE WE HAVE BEEN SHOWN
THAT WE NOW SEE
FUCK YOUR MEAT FLAPS, CUNT
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Doubt
>implying this doesn't make her more attractive
You have much to learn.
NOT CANON
>implying this wouldn't make her even more interesting
>implying your not spreading misinformation.
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Why did the movie make the same mistake the ova did?
We need more Cameron pics
because cameron is a hack
>Five tickets to Alita please.
>What did you just say about Jim?
neck yourself
you are blind then, or more likely just projecting the figures you would like to not see
tell me, how much does Alita needs to make in China to qualify as a success in that market? baby mode
easy mode if you answer that, tell me then what hollywood movies made more than that without already being existing film brands or franchises in China, especially since even this adaptation isn't called GUNNM
hard mode then, simply smile like Edward Norton at movie end and wait for theAlita sequel/2 week actuals like actual people
>oranges and chocolate
>not flan
You in here Mike Lopez? I'M CALLING YOU OUT
Pretty sure they used James Cameron's Avatar tech.
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damn you for reminding me those existed
now I have to buy a bunch of them
I like how none of this is projections of alita's box office performance in china.
We want to keep out the Injuns. The Spaniards are welcome. We live in a society. We can't have savages running around scalping people and chopping up bodies.
And the boxset is sold out now. The Alita brand is growing.
Sheet, I'm gonna buy those for my next snack when I see Alita.
Dude I loved this movie but holy shit you're autistic
Hong Kong likes nightmare too bros.
Actually, the easy logical conclusion for Alita that doesn't need $400 million to be successful would be a new anime series. Anime only costs like $200k max per episode, maybe $250k if you're KyoAni or Production IG or something. But recouping $2.5m is much easier and quicker, Jim could literally fund a whole show himself. Even a hand-drawn feature length anime film is like a maximum of $30m, that's Ghibli budget territory.
>tfw no nightmare gf
Fuck me, that's a cool title.
Nah, I want the trilogy.
why spoonfeed you? we don't like your ilk here
and it's not like it's needed, just keep bumping generals while pretending others shouldn't
and all forgiven about not answering anything, simply stay tuned
>Gally
>Alita
>Nightmare
Japanese characters must be super-hard to read if you can get all these from them.
I like how you're just proving the point that if the projections were good, you'd be spamming them non-stop.
Of course, but you can produce an anime series or movie basically in no time at all and for relative to the this movie, peanuts. Or at least do a series of OVAs, maybe a four month turn around per episode, each episode about 40 minutes long.
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Nightmare is a badass title.
The brand is JC
That's just not Jim though. It isn't pushing anything. Guy likes his stuff groundbreaking.
did Alita ever tell you about Xiaoga, she was a good friend
>nightmare
It's literally just the original title 銃夢 Gun Dream / GUNNM. Why HK gets the real title and Japan doesn't is the mystery.
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>This is clearly rigged.
No, but this is.
most likely kenshiro. as he came up with grewshika and chiren rather than bastardize makaku and nova.
>when Elida woke up
>mfw
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Not really since I already mentioned since the beginning I just don't post in every thread let alone spam, why would I care about "projections" when by the time I normally check if somebody replied to me people like you bumped 3 more of these threads past limit and I could simply check actual news? Like very recentlynhow Alita made more in previews than RPO?
>he continues to prove the points against him
In Chinese it’s literally gun-dream.
Which is what GUNNM always stood for. But that’s just Hong Kong. In China it’s called A-Li-Ta and in Japan it’s Arita.
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>2:20 he knows
A Tier: Norway, Denmark, Netherlands, Finland, Poland, Estonia, Cornish/Briton, Catalan, Moldova
B Tier: Sweden, Moscow Russian, Ukraine, West Germany, Switzerland, Northern France, Western France, Northwest Spain, Greek, Levant, Turkey, Southern Italy, Southeast Spain, Albania
C Tier: Belarus, Latvia, East Germany, Austria, Bulgaria, Portugal, Monaco, England, Scotland, Iran, Romania, Canary Islands, Northwest Russia, Siberian Russian
D Tier: Ireland, Basque, Cadiz, Sardinia, Algeria, Tunisia, Iraq, Azermbaijan, Armenia, Georgia, Kazak, Cossack, Slovak, Serbian, Sami
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Ido has repairer nanobots in his blood. Extreme doubt.
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>already showing hypocrisy about spamming
>went to go see it again this time in 3d
>the 3d didn't really add much
>still wish they'd kept hugo's last line from the OVA
Plus Hugo getting shredded by the defense ring has a different effect in the manga and OVA. In the movie it's almost kind of goofy due to the CGI and the music.
Thank you based boatman
I felt like the 3D added much needed depth to the action scenes so the characters didnt blend into the background during the fast paced action
I got 'The Art and Making of the Movie' book today. It's great but the Alita concepts made me realize what the final Alita design is missing and might have helped balance the uncanny eyes: floof. I've seen the movie 4 times and will probably see it again but it's missing floof.
I have seen it in 2d and 3d and can confirm what you say. This is one movie that needs to be viewed in 3d. 2d is too flat. Whether its action scenes, sweeping panoramas or just interior shots the 3d gives an incredible amount of depth and clarity.
Floof? Her classic big hair?
so what you're really saying is the flop is already in for china
Any realistic action figures that aren't Funko Pops or this goofy looking shit yet? Besides the expensive statue and Hot Toys dollie.
Alita Figma or Figuarts when?
I'd think Todd McFarlane would be jizzing his chonies to make some cool cyborgs like Grewiska, Zapan, and the motorball players.
I'm prolly gonna get the movie art book in a few months when it's only 40 bucks or so. I knew nothing about the series before seeing the film, but I'm going to start reading the original works on my Kindle next week.
>280 posts
>69 unique posters
no he doesn't. only nova and his goons have that.
Why wait, it's on Amazon for a discount.
>you will never make alita kiss your shoes
I wouldn't have seen it if not for my black friend suggesting it at brunch. He has literally not watched a single anime outside of DBZ, but thought the visuals looked cool as hell and that we should see it instead of "Green Book." Normies are not afraid of it.
It's called a conversation, fuckwit. People just don't leave one post and dip out.
>wtf people are having conversations and contributing to a thread
Oh oh wait let me guess what you're thinking. "They're all bots".
just pointing out that this shit is being shilled into next week for some reason
>for some reason
Because we liked it, dunce.
untill next week, you mean
You should be more concerned with Youtube than some random Chinese paper puppet image board.
>The Wandering Earth
I might check that out. I'm getting "Interstellar" vibes from the synopsis.
nobody is joking here about enjoying Battle Angel
Taking my nieces to see a movie this weekend, would this be good for a 13 and a 11 year old girl? Or should we just go for Dragons 3?
All the violence is against robots so it's okay.
It's pretty brutal to be honest. Might be too much for the 11 year old.
Some of the stuff might be a bit creepy. At least for the younger one.
It's an all ages movie.
>tfw Alita is only showing twice at 4 and 7 at my theater
>I work those hours
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11 is cutting it close for some of the violence and themes in my opionion, it depends on your perception of what she can handle. 13 is ok.
still go to alita tho
Break a leg, there's a good lad.
I saw Terminator and Terminator 2 on video when I was 9 or 10.
Yeah but we were a different breed back then. Shit like Terminator or Robocop or any Ahnold movie really were just good fun for the whole family, these days kids get "triggered" and "traumatized" by anything other than teletubbies.
I have watched it twice already.
Loved it really, never thought a heroine could be this cute. Funny thing is that the critics would have loved it if Alita had a girlfriend instead of Hugo.
>tfw no super strong android waifu to protect and care for you
Wrong. The embargo on gwailo movies is over and there is a lot of hype on chink social media over Alita BECAUSE of that Earth space ship movie. A lot of chinks wanna watch it just to see how Hollywood CGI measures up to their chink CGI.
t. knower
Stay safe cyberpupper
But the Party won't allow people to see superior western technology.
Call in sick, dude, Alita needs you more.
Give us some more deets, Chang.
That's true. I watched Predator on WGN in the early '90s when I was seven and thought it was the coolest thing ever. I was really amazed by the invisibility cloak SFX.
anybody else want this smexy robogirl to brap on them?
>be kid
>watch every ultra-violent thing that comes out because they're fucking cool
>be adult
>sister's kids aren't allowed to watch Harry Potter at 12 because "it's too scary for them"
FLOOF particularly extending over her forehead.
Yeah I'll try that. I'll ask for a week off to at some point, sometime in March. Hopefully she's still in theaters at that point.
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My mom would a fast forward passed the gory scenes in robocop when we'd watch it as a family.
I'd watch everything with my brother who's 9 years older than me so he knew all the cool stuff and my parents would just leave things to his discretion.
Good times.
Where do you live? I can't drive 5 miles in any direction without passing a movie theater.
It's fun to look at but it has the logic and pacing of a Saturday morning cartoon.
Well James Cameron's name carries a lot of weight in China because of Avatar and the Titanic 3D re release (chinks never got to see the original) so for chinks, Cameron is THE big Hollywood special effects man and chinks love their Hollywood special effects. It is being heavily shilled that BAA is a Cameron production (director is pretty much being ignored) and a whole lot of Chinese celebrities are shilling for it just because of Cameron's star power over in China. Also overseas, BAA is pacing around 5% better than Ready Player One did last year and that movie earned 218 million from China alone.
Tao Piao Piao (the lead Chink ticket app) is predicting an open of 13.5 million for Alita and it has scored 7.5/10 critically (the spaceship Earth movie was a 7.9/10 comparatively). This isn't taking into account Japan who will likely turn out in droves to see a Hollywood take on one of their manga that has really good buzz surrounding it.
>as a kid
>Indy trilogy on VHS
>Raiders Ark opening scene
>Temple of Doom heart removal
>Last Crusade horrible fast aging to dust
>those were the days
Alita is only 2 hours long, not a whole week. Damnit :'(
A Midwest suburb full of restaurants and clothing stores.
>Tao Piao Piao (the lead Chink ticket app) is predicting an open of 13.5 million for Alita
For any skeptics, I'll add that these numbers are just for one day (Friday, which is when it premiers). I don't have numbers for an opening week.
i was wondering if the Chinese SciFi one would actually wet their appetite for Alita, i suppose we are about to find out.
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How many miles to your nearest IMAX3D screen?
You misunderstand. What I mean is I'd take the week off, so that I can watch her every day.
A couple hundred miles.
>be kid
>keep rewatching Gremlins 2 over and over because of all the fun death scenes
They should make more movies like that.
I live in a suburb of Phoenix. There are more movie theaters than Walmarts.
Tbh a lot of it is national pride. Because Cameron is such a huge icon in China for Western blockbusters, a lot of Chinks will see Alita just to compare the effects of the two and see if their own movie industry has finally suprassed Hollywood. By pure coincidence, Fox picked the absolute best time to release this movie in China (right after the Chinese New Year embargo when the appetite for Hollywood is at the highest and also people want to compare the recently released Chinese scifi blockbuster). Alita will break even pretty easily.
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For critics to like a heroine:
>she needs to look like a man
>she needs to treat men with a passive agressive attitude
>she needs to be a lesbian
>she needs to only care about herself and nothing more
For Yea Forums to like a heroine:
>needs to be cute and friendly
Fuck, we really just want something to love us.
Interesting. I hope you're right.
Kids today are sheltered pansies. I miss the hardcore PG-13 era and R movies.
If only I were so lucky. There's only one anywhere near me, and it's ALWAYS a hairs breadth away from closing down from lack of funds. Too many boomers dying off or retiring, they usually don't like spending a lot of money. Used to be a lot of young people lived here with their disposable income, but then they grew up and left me here. The average age in my city keeps getting higher.
I am really thinking about going for a third time, but I don't know if it is still airing, think I will go if it still is.
We are but simple folk. Who needs grand desires and ambitions of power. Just give us something to love.
interesting that they embargo non Chinese movies for a time, Heres hoping the chinese come out in a big way for our gal.
Write to Dan Harkins of Harkins theaters of Phoenix and tell him your town needs a movie theater that doesn't suck.
i liked it
skipping captain marvel btw
My theater is showing this weekend.
It happens every Chinese New Year because that's when a lot of Chinks get time off of work so the Communist Party wants that disposable income to go to the Chinese movie industry rather than Hollywood. It lasts about a week and not being allowed to watch Hollywood movies only makes Chinks want to see them even more because the Chink movie industry is kind of shit.
Jesus I hope so.
I saw it twice this past weekend and plan on seeing it twice again this weekend.
does alita have butthole?
Do you guys always go to the same theather?
Will they care that there aren't many Asian actors in this? Hugo's chick friend, Kinuba, the bounty hunter with 207 kills and one who tries to off Alita in motorball.
Jesus Christ
She eats...
Chinks only care if the actors look attractive. See the Last Jedi and how Rose was the most hated character in China mainly because she was ugly despite being Asian. Also how most of the popular actors over there are chosen more for looks than acting ability. Not even lying when I'm saying that Chinks have a massive fetish for attractive white people. The women literally import the semen of western men en masse to have "cute" mixed babies with blonde hair/blue eyes/whatever.
Nope. I went to AMC on Saturday for IMAX 3D and Marcus on Sunday for Ultrascreen DLX 3D.
She takes big fat stinky feminine shits.
Thanks user for posting that, I was gonna look for it.
>Destroy Israel
wtf Cameron
I don't think so, not even reproductive organs as well. A relationship with her would be all about companionship and cuddling in cyberpunk town.
Perfect.
so she shits and braps... right???
This is fucking based
It was a different time.
stay safe cyberpupper
Shit don't change, shit don't change!
I think Cameron had one too many "coffee meetings" with Raimi.
I do but only because I have limited transportation, so can't really travel out that far. Only things in walking/biking/busing distance.
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Yeah, same for me, it is kind of akward when you realize the people in there know you have watched a movie 4 or 5 times already.
>the women literally import the semen of western men en masse to have "cute" mixed babies with blonde hair/blue eyes/whatever.
I have blond hair and blue eyes and semen. How do I taken advantage of this gravy train?
DW the people who care know how to search a catalogue for the comfy and C U T E threads on Yea Forums
Uber is a thing.
>that blogpost where Raimi explains how Zalem is a metaphor for Jerusalem and how the scrap that falls is literally the leftover of the Jewish elite
>Nova = NWO
>rollerball is the NFL, there just to distract the masses
>ywn have a threesome with Michelle Rodriguez and her anime counterpart
>Finish...the mission. And secure the future of the Martian Reich!
Jesus fucking christ.
That’s literally it. That’s all a man want form his girl of any timelines. Sjw don’t get it.
Are you also physically fit and intelligent as well as attractive? No smoking or history of genetic diseases in your family? They are very picky. Thanks to the CCP not having many moral boundaries, they are straight up gonna go full eugenics at some point with semen importation and CRISPR gene editing of embyros as well as the forced hybridization of the Han chinese majority with the Uighur turkic minority (mainly through giving incels free Uighur brides).
>Jeru
>Zalem
Really boils the old noodle. Is James /ourguy/?
>that scene right after the kiss where she just stands in the window looking at Hugo sleeping
WHY CAN`T WE HAVE A CUTE ANDROID LUSTING FOR OUR TOUCH AND WARMTH Yea Forums IT IS NOT FAIR
Yet you come here everyday. It must be a fun obsession for you.
>making a love letter to his Martian cyborg Nazi waifu
>doesn't even care about what people would think about it
And now you know why Rodriguez had to step in and direct the movie. Cameron's version of Alita was going full 1488.
Nevermind. I forgot that China is an ethical horror-show.
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>"Some guys can get worried when their girl can turn them inside out that is all"
>"Well... just don't get me mad..."
>"This new body is way more sensitive, every touch is more intense now"
>"Can you feel this...?"
>"Yes..."