g-guys
G-guys
me in 5 more years
>OBEY
Still 13 years to get there
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I'm 38 next month. If I finally get with a woman in my 40s, will she find it strange if I tell her I'm a virgin?
if good digits, we all make it
ey
They're gonna have to make 50 year old virgin soon for half this board
>make it
what does that entail, you or some other user's version of "making it" might not be what I want to attain
I'm so impressive they make movies about me.
fuck, i had one year until wizarddom. thanks alot user
Please tell me you're memeing
What makes you think that?
no
only 6 more years to go for me.
ha ha yeah obviously what kind of a loser is almost 40 and never been laid ha ha
1 more year bros
No.
You better be the one memeing.
Otherwise why are you even here normalfag?
not...much longer now...
honestly the virgin part is whatever
but imagine actually visiting Yea Forums, let alone Yea Forums, in your 30s or 40s
lol
Janny regularly deletes this thread. Make you ponder
AH-BLYEH-HEH-HEH!!!
ah-bloo-bloo
I haven't had sex in five years. Girls look at me, but I don't know how to talk to them so I stare vacantly like a retard. Pretty sure they think i'm an asshole.
Based
Imagine even going on the internet in your 30s or 40s lols
>tfw 28 this year
>will be 4 year dry spell in July-August
It is not better to have fucked and lost, it is better to have never fucked at all.
>but imagine actually visiting Yea Forums, let alone Yea Forums, in your 30s or 40s
This will be you one day.
Do you actually think you will ever be free from this place?
>he thinks you can leave this place
HOLY FUCK FIVE YEARS
based hivemind
are you me?I came close to banging a mexican roastie that was cute but after I nearly came from dry humping her mound through her yoga pants she left.
what should they do instead? play chess in the park?
Watching this kino with people is the real psychological horror
+2 years for wizard. 30-40 will be easy, it's easy enough without magic powers when you hate women
roasties can't touch me
Is it really that bad being a 30+ yr old virgin?
Ive never had any females give me any attention so ive never craved it.
been here since 04
hit 40 2 years ago
been loving every laugh for decades
no regrets
Based. I hope I can be as cool as you one day, user-senpai
give him a kiss now faggot
Did you niggas not go to college? The pussy flows like water
y-yamete b-b-baka