/orville/ - The Orville

I bought the first season. Its Mcfarlane right? The guy has done some funny shit. I forgave the low budget style. I tried to overlook that Seth was actually a better actor than a few of the other main characters. I tried to overlook the in your face non ironic preachy social justice warrior shit. I tried to let the characters grow on me. At the end of the day? This show is not very good. Not very good at all. Its trash.

So thoughts on what the story is this week
>Singles: Bortus decides to become a woman
>Dubs: clyden decided to become a woman
>Trips: this new planet is full of moclan woman
>Quads: everyone transitions to molclan including Simon

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>I tried to overlook the in your face non ironic preachy social justice warrior shit.
Seems more like ironic slightly-off-from-expectations social justice warrior shit to me.

Yes, but it's our trash.

Can you imagine a show set on a Moclan ship?

isn't that basically what we've gotten the last 7 eps anyway? although a matter of honer type crossover crew exchange would be fun, but really enough with the fucking molcans already

Final Predictions?

>A Plot: Bortus and Klyden are having trouble in the bedroom.
>B Plot: Topa is being cyber bullied.

I hope we see the Chak'tal again this season.

where the fuck do I find season 1, I need to binge this

Hulu, Amazon video, torrents

>Topa is being cyber bullied by clyden

seriesfree.to

Teleya is the only thing that can salvage this season. It's the only remotely interesting storyline left right now.

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It's on DVD.

Man I wish she had been in more episodes before the reveal.

>4D candy crush

BORGED

50/50 chance of being a Moclan sexuality episode or actually advancing the plot, who feels lucky?

What a dick

Yeah, I don't think anyone had a clue she was a Krill agent (despite both characters sharing the same actress in IMDB).

seems more like a trip to ISAAC's homeworld episode

F

glorified speak and spell

Looks like Isaac's warranty just expired.

KAYLONED

So its either Bortus or Issac ep, every ep.

>Isaac has been Sybian-jackrabbiting her in the next room for hours every night.

Yeah, I think they knew.

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not so superior now are ya buddy

RIP Isaac

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Issac DED!!

it's just as well, they're the more interesting characters

although Not Alara is growing on me

RIP my husbandfu KushKush

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He's not dead he's just pining for the fjords!

Isaac has to be rebooted and will lose all memories of her. Calling it now

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F
Post your favorite Isaac moments in memoriam.
I liked when he misunderstood organic culture.

i missed EVERYTHING before the intro

im gonna need a QUICK RUNDOWN on what i missed

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Safe bet.

>Episode named Identity

no shit Sherlock

doc told her kids she was dating Isaac. Isaac started glitching then falls dead

inb4 Brent Spiner plays one of the Kaylons.

>Picture your mom trying to hook up a stereo
>...I understand.
Even centuries in the future, the pain is real.

You'd think he would have a backup in the cloud.

What a sexist, ageist, prejudiced 21st century joke.

Isac went night night

they've avoided direct Star Trek connections so far

it'd make more since for everyone to just sound like ISAAC

>love
holy fuck it's been what, a few weeks?

im happy to know stereos still exist, instead of shitty bluetooth speakers.

imagine if they cast an attractive black woman.

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>It is not so impressive
Shut the fuck up you gay golem.

Bortus is not impressed

>V'ger tier scan
impressive

>it's been a long road

>they've avoided direct Star Trek connections so far
what? They've had a lot of Trek actors show up so far what are you talking about user?

htf can the Orville land with that shape

Very carefully

television magic

perhaps I'm just blind as fuck, list them

I bet she gave him a virus during coitus

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M&M's
MELTS IN YOUR HAND NOW

probably has retractable legs

beautiful fuckin city

FELLOW DELEGATES

so damn kino, someone for the love of god give webmds

The Doctor from Voyager and his wife the Vorta from DS9 for starters.

I'm really liking the background music in this episode.

>touchdown
Are we supposed to believe football is still around in the future? It’s dying fast

>The Doctor
>Phlox
>Cassidy Yates
I think thats it so far

let the racism begin

>cybernetic lifeforms bother mass producing bipedal humanoid forms rather then custom building them for diplomatic/intelligence gathering reasons

Is that Robert Picardo doing one of the voices?

>dramatic music and slow panning shots of Alien Shit
now THIS is Trek

>Gordon, floss the ship onto the landing pad.

I bet you Isaac will be some kind of black sheep misfit of his planet absolutely cookie cutter.

Frakes directed an episode

>the vorta from ds9
combs hasn't been in it yet

So did Robert Duncan McNeill.

Braga also has a few eps now

why do they need guards?

Nope, seems like they're all Isaac's VA.

Not him, the female one was Alara's mother.

>they’re all humanoid
Disappointing tbqh
I was hoping they’d be eldritch techno-abominations and just sent one shaped like humans to study them

including this one

>AI using robot bodies to type
???
how inefficient

Are Isaac's eyes different this episode, or is it just me?

All I want to know is who created the Kaylons and what happened to them.

Riker if you could episode directors

SPACE AUTISM

this could all be a ruse to avoid revealing their true nature to outsiders. If this was TOS it'd definitely be a ruse

ah cool I missed that one
Imo he's really improved since ST, pretty much every ep he's done has been a good one

Yea thatd be cool

>advanced alien planet
>shortage of chairs

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Didn't we do this already

I want either Dorn or Frakes to play the captain of the Alliance flagship, like 3 4 times the size of the orville and everyone is super efficient and constantly bullies the orville for being losers

Yes how many episodes do we need to relay to the audience that Isaac is a fucking robot with no emotions.

Why is Seth trying to get rid of al my favorite characters?
First Alara, now Isaac.
Soon the only one will be Bortus and Klyden every episode.

Lmao even the robot dad gotta leave them blacks behind.

>but you were going to be our new dad

>b-but.. you were gonna be our new dad..

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fuck man it could even be Stewart, he and Seth are chummy

everyone understands this is a 2 parter right?

Jesus, a little on the nose, Seth.

individualists btfo

IT'S A BLACKFACE EPISODE!!!!!11

too on the nose, but stewart as just a back ground character on the flagship ala tapestry would be fun, just one brief scene of him as a crewman handing in a report or maybe frakes or dorn lecturing him something like that

is she coming back?

Finally he gets to sing

no i don't think seth's ex girlfriend is coming back

but why?

At the end of this season.

Christ Seth just write a fucking broadway play already and get it out of your system like Matt and Trey

He's got some pipes, yo.

Wow gordons got them pipes

lmao he's got pipes

more like steelface

Integration is wrong thanks Seth McFarland

>isaac's gone

He has a really good voice
Haven't you seen American Dad?

Based Bortus wanting a corner piece

>two part episode
I hope they don't do the "red-eyed evil Isaac" at the end of this episode and the "blue-eyed good Isaac" by the end of the second.

poor bortus

Pipemind

make him the ship's barber

Why? Why didn't you cut him the corner piece of the cake in time?!

Missed a golden opportunity for a Hitler speech

Lmao i know right

...

>ship barista, who hates tea

Punished Bortus, a man denied his corner piece

700 years of speeches, and he chooses Sally Field
>superior intellect?

youtube.com/watch?v=u_8nAvU0T5Y

That's what I was expecting

can someone please make that meme, id fucking love it

this episode is too soon after their previous relationship ep

That’s been the message of the whole season
>I know we’re supposed to accept differences, but there’s got to be a line somewhere

DAMN ISAAC

I know he's a robot, but why would he litter?

FUCK YOU ISSAC
FUCK YOU

why is isaac so based?

This entire season has been horribly out of sequence. I feel like some of this is leftover scripts from last season.

ICE
COLD

brutal

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so when they opened up his face plate and moved his eyes around, they wiped out his emotion, didn't they

I threw it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of your system

these are both great

literally no emotions. He only dated her because avoiding her was causing problems with his program.

he never had emotion

>zoom in on his face
>WOAAAH-HOOOOO

he never had emotion, stop trying to impart human emotions and mindsets onto an artificial construct

only the first ep, which is very obviously suppose to be the finale of the first season, all the various threads from s1 are mostly tied up by that ep also
>ep1s1
bortus says he only pees once a year
>s1 finale
bortus pees
its pottery

I'm kind of disappointed that his people all look like him instead of being built for whatever role they do and his appearance being only to fit in with the crew.

Damn that doctor bod

this, but muh budget

FEED ME MOMMY

K I N O

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Needed that budget for Bortus gay porn addiction ep.

As a doctor, probably trained in xenobiology, she should have been the last person on that crew to project human traits onto Isaac.
Very unprofessional.

lol this guy is right on the money and the kid was the first to detect it.

she's a desperate woman though

Top notch security there Ed...OH FUCK WHAT IF THEY EXPERIMENT ON THE KID BECAUSE HE EXPRESSES CHILD LIKE DESIRES TO STAY ON THE PLANET

you can't control who you love

We really need to stop bringing kids into space...

people even warned her about this when she pursued him romantically

For a second I thought he was stepping out of an airlock.

J-Just me?

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>Issac's unwittingly been sending data back to Kaylon to help them construct superweapons to wipe out the Union

why does a child have clearance to leave the ship alone

That is an airlock user, it's just being used to go to the surface.

>unwittingly

children are retarded

oh shit whats gonna happen

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>it'd make more since
>since

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bless you user

Blue Kaylons good, Red Kaylons bad.

pretty spooky.

thank you so much

>pay no attention to the man behind the curtain

...fuck inb4 they are building robot duplicates for infiltration

These fuckers are about to go full Borg.

>now they're gonna have two ultra powerful enemies
Union is fucked

forgot the mustache

So they're just like the Geth.

My guess? The robots are being controlled by imperfect biological creatures.

Perhaps they exterminated their creators.

>it’s a benevolent race isn’t what they seem episode

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I hate Talla so much. She lacks screen presence. She's utterly forgettable.

IT’S THE SKULL PILE FROM MAN OF STEEL

KINO

Oh wow the Orville is already devolving into another boring war sci fi show? That didn't take very long.

spoopy

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well this just went 1488 in a damn hurry

this isn't necessarily all that bad, just their way of becoming the dominant species on their planet

GENOCIDE PIT

ISAAC IS SKYNET

She's a red shirt, if it doesn't work out they'll give her an emotional death scene.

Turns out the Kaylons were Cybermen all along.

bruh

Probably the poor fools that built the AIs

JESUS CHRIST IS THIS THE HALLOWEEN EPISODE?

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Cybermen convert biological lifeforms

I was expecting some dulce base stuff

She is ugly alara with no personality

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when will people learn to never go full AI

Aw damn....

what sanctimonious shits, Ed and the Union, its' their species history, everyone's is just as bad, fuck the Moclans are still pretty fucking deplorable

Is Isaac the leader?

This only means one thing. Invasion.

youtube.com/watch?v=7E0ot9iJm_k

Bingo bongo.

>the robot was a bad guy all along

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I mean the mustache he got in previous episode

but it makes them hypocrites for criticizing humanity for doing the same thing.

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MACHINE NAZIS

Isaac led the genocide.

more like extermination of all biological life in the union.

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I know but I thought it would be funnier with Snake's beard.

krill/union team up?

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>ran out of memory
>gonna increase memory by assimilating other worlds

5stars, mac!
Thanks!

Luckily the bridge was only accessible by stairs so the crew was safe from the Dalek menace.

10/10

Be silent.

[cybermen marching noises]

Never thought Issac would go traitor on his own free will

more like the cybermen, m8

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FACT: One of the black kids will save the day.

>all the red shirts dying
Kek

nah they are dedicated exterminators

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better than the borg

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InB4 it's the Mirror episode.

oh shi

They have three minutes, how are they going to resolve this.

That's a lot of dead red shirts

hardly, the borg wouldn't need subterfuge

I TOLD YOU TOPA WOULD GET CYBER BULLIED

it's a two parter

one of the doctor's kids will die triggering isaacs emotions

It's a two-parter.

fucking cliff hanger!

>spheres
Totally Not The Borg (tm)(R)

Damn.....

>Kaylon Ball instead of a Borg Cube.

there are only so many basic shapes, what would you prefer, triangles?

>orville
Totally Not Star Trek (tm)(R)

Somehow I was expecting Ron Jones to score the episode.

youtube.com/watch?v=FPr26y_6RYE
hell yeah

So thats why we so many ship episodes

Borg are cyborgs who want to assimilate
These are machines who want to eradicate, a concept far older than the Borg

Borg have spheres too

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nah, fuck user. Spheres are a more efficient shape.

STD forever BTFO

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I was saying that because he scored The Best of Both Worlds.

t. that one faggot who only shows up to bitch and whine. kys, retard. no one will miss you.

there's no realistic way for Ed and crew to win without ISAAC being a triple agent....or the Krill having the Orville bugged.

I don't know man, there was that one really advanced race from season one, and the time travel episode makes it clear the Kaylon lost in the end

They’re actually more like pic related

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The sad thing is they burned off their most of their viewers before getting to the kino.

Because the show is usually so lighthearted, the impact of shit getting real was that much greater
10/10

Today in her hometown: 7 shot, 1 dead, also 1 injured in stabbing

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This

seth set this up pretty well really...bravo I guess

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>Isaac tossing the drawing
>Dr. Finn's milkshake
>Gordon belting out a song
>Genocidal machines
>Red shirts dying
So good

Well, I hope this gets the normies interested. This feels like an episode that was supposed to air later in the season that was moved up to try and boost ratings/avoid cancellation.

>spheres
They look like cylinders to me.
>inb4 whale probe from ST4

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its the mid season 2 parter, as is tradition

not really, the Geth committed genocide in response to having genocide committed against them for the crime of becoming self aware. The Kaylons are doing it because of a sense of superiority.

i thot catacomb skellies were gonna be the former bodies of the machines after they transefered themselves to robot bodies

The borg assimilate. These guys are more like the Geth, Pic related or terminators.

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is this licensed from whom'st ever owns star trek? how do you get away with just blatantly copying something like this?

So, more like lore, then?

You can look at the production codes for the episodes, only the gay porn episode is an S1 episode

S2 is actually in production order otherwise, whereas S1 bumped its early episodes to get to better episodes sooner

>only the first ep, which is very obviously suppose to be the finale of the first season, all the various threads from s1 are mostly tied up by that ep also

It's a characterization episode meant to introduce characters. The second statement just isn't true at all

by being smart, when paramount brought the axe down on fan-films/shows, they essentially provided a blueprint of exactly what and what doesn't breach copyright, fuckwits

thanks f@m

>the second statement isn't true
just watch the first season with ep 1 of season 2 as the end, it's suppose to be the finale

the cybermen are from Doctor Who. Trek doesn't have a monopoly on homicidal robots.

Who cares? There's no Star Trek show on air these days.

Shut the fuck up about your stupid production theories.

Cylons! They're pulling a Cylon routine you fracking idiots!

how absolutely new to sci-fi are you, zoomer?

Galaxy quest is a bigger copy of Star Trek and nothing bad happened to them. Paramount can’t stop you from making a show like this.

Haven't seem any torrents go up for DVD rips of Season One. The best quality were the Amazon rips.

Haha discovery.

The amazon ones are better, they're blu-ray quality.
It's a shame that FOX refuses to release their shows on bluray.

The cyber men are way more like the borg’s retarded cousin, tbqh

Hmm, the original cylons in BG were organic reptiles and just had a robot army.

Repeating yourself isn't an argument. And I did that binge watching the show to catch up.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Orville

S1 skipped the gay porn episode and took a 13 episode season down to 12. Yet still didn't have the schedule to hypothetically fit in a finale that's not a finale. S2E1 has a season 2 production code. S2 has 14 episodes which is the exact result of a 13 episode season gaining an episode from season 1.

It fits the bill for a finale or premiere episode because it's a good episode. But there's nothing about the plot that makes it a conclusion to S1. Unless you want to pretend S1 was about waiting for the day bortus would pee.

calm down sperg

>It's a shame that FOX refuses to release their shows on bluray.
I don't even get why, they're basically as expensive and can be sold for a higher price.

Fuck off, Fedora's Edge

Illogical

I'm not arguing dumb fuck, the episode is clearly written as a finale, don't really care if you disagree

I've heard that it's because they want people to use their streaming service but it doesn't make sense, a bluray is way better than an episode on streaming that could disappear from the internet at any moment.
It kinda pisses me off because I wanted to get the blurays but it's not even available in my country.

>Orville - 300 posts, friendly discussion
>STD - no posts, any discussion met with 25% laughs and pity

Yet Orville will get cancelled. Fuck this gay earth.

You're the same retard spamming your baseless production theories, aren't you? Every post you make is shit.

Any kind mega-anons here feel like sharing a link?

>the episode is clearly written as a finale
you don't do a two parter as the finale, you split them between seasons
also future episodes in the season will likely reference this event and any permanent changes. it would be extremely obvious if isaac was still present and he/the crew acted like nothing happened.

My first post in this thread. But hope that paranoia works out for you.

but its not a 2 parter, I think you are getting confused we are not talking about the current ep

I believe you, cumguzzler

>I'm not arguing I'm just trying to convince you
>my opinions are facts if I repeat them enough
>let me show you how much I don't care by continuing to reply

Protip: start your opinions with things like "I think", "I suspect", or "maybe". No one does this and the world still spins. But if you're confronted with evidence to the contrary, don't repeat your claim without an argument.

FUCK, why do I keep forgetting it's on?
I got it recorded so it's not a total bust.

I'd be far easier, more efficient, and ultimately quicker for the Kaylon to ingratiate themselves with organic life, become inseparable parts of their society functioning, then encourage the social suicide of their culture. Don't have any children here, fight over resources here, until they're too weak to put up a threat. And they'll thank you the entire way.

This is a test of some kind, though what for is up to Seth and the other writers I guess.

We're arguing about S2E1. I mean we're clearly clearing about S2E1 and he doesn't care.

>the mass graveyards are just a test, bio-bro

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My posts are obviously my opinion, disagree if you want but please understand as stated in that post, I don't care.

fuck off newfag, every post is someones own opinion i'm sorry your a special snowflake that needs a preface of
btw this is just my opinion
at the beginning of every post thats your problem not mine, faggot

this fucking m&ms advertisement is so annoying

>It's just a prank
>They're trying to outdo the time he cut Gordon's leg off

I hate when some faggot jumps into a discussion like this, anyway, i'll clarify, s2e1 is suppose to be the s1 finale, It was only a script that wasn't made so it became an s2 ep but imo it was written as the s1 finale, and if somehow I'm proven it wasn't don't really care, from now on I'm including it as s1e13, it also helps break up the endless run of bortus eps

You're wrong and you need to stop posting your misinfo. Congratulations. You're a shitposting retard.

I can make you damage control any time I want. If that's apathy then what does caring look like?

He needs it because he can't remember why he believes something and how certain others should be

How many men have rewarded you with sex for whiteknighting?

I mean, those graveyards are both damning evidence for any organic who sees it as well as a waste of resources and space.

If your goal is to kill flies and experience the maximum of existence before the heat death of the universe, and the method makes no difference, then there is no reason to use vinegar when honey is better in every conceivable way. It's illogical.

"Our superior technology will allow us to revive those security officers we just killed."

>makes shit up
>my opinion

It's called imagination

All of this because he got involved with a black woman? There's a lesson in here somewhere.

It's called lying

>youre wrong
no i'm not, if you convince me it really wasn't written as the finale then so be it, I'll still include it that way, as explained in the fucking post you are replying to

>implying that they're actually dead

In fact, why bother keeping prisoners? Unless the Earth has a secret field that needs Mercer to unlock, but also assuming the Kaylon can't replicate his appearance and voice and assuming Mercer wouldn't give a hidden message to Earth to warn them. It's illogical compared to their stated goal, and thus either their stated goal is a lie or they're not logical. I highly doubt the latter so the former is the only explanation.

what? you are one paranoid faggot

>I'll still include it that way

What he fuck does this even mean

There's headcanon, then there's going around telling everyone your headcanon is real. You are deranged

>There's a lesson in here somewhere
youtube.com/watch?v=x36ge2W7QOs

He's mentally ill.

It doesn't cause me stress when men reward you with sex. I was just asking

you are intentionally misreading what i'm saying, I figured as much, hence the 'i don't care if you agree' bit

stress? no really are you schizophrenic?

>jokes on them they didn't read the retarded things I said

> thread barely hits bump limit hour after show
It's dead Jim.

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