>Movie takes place at a college
>See professors in turtlenecks, students studying on the grass, people playing hackysack, and diverse groups
Movie takes place at a college
Go to a college m8. It isnt a meme. Except mine has frisbeefags.
weird, mine had slackliners
Go to a college m8. It isnt a meme. Except mine didn't have hackysack
>try out ultimate frisbee
>club leader shows up in argyle
>camera pans to the quiet girl at the back of the class
>she’s sending nudes to six different Chads on tinder
imagine being a NEET burnout and not thinking this is real
I don't think any of that shit happens at mine, but then again I haven't talked to anyone since I got here 6 months ago.
hackeysack was a very big deal in grade 8 I remember. skateboarding and hackeysack
This, there are always people throwing frisbees on the quad for some reason. Though I have also seen hippies doing hackysack occasionally.
>Character thinks he can finally meet a girl here
>All girls either already have boyfriends or are dismissive of him
The cute mexican girl who sits next to me ebery class started talking to me ast week what do bros ?
Call ICE?
ask her to chill in a casual way, idk what zoomers do now but i assume you can still go get drinks at a bar or something
She was born here so no point.
She's 20
Grab here by the pussy
If you did this you would be an obvious virgin shut-in. You're supposed to invite her to your house for shrooms/weed.
not everyone is a degenerate drug addicted weasel you cretin
>he's actually a virgin
Mine had quidditch larpers
>muh degeneracy
Shut the fuck up.
>he's actually a virgin himself but hopes nobody will notice if he calls others a virgin
>set foot on local campus
>it's exactly like that
How much does it cost to watch frisbee?
I heard you have to pay to watch American students playing sports.
Nick???
>go to college in minority majority city (yes im aware of the irony of such a phrase)
>everyone speaks hindi and every corner of the campus smells like disgusting brown people
>library is trashed with timmies 24/7
>all the international students get fancy cars from rich daddy but cant drive for shit and are frequently in the news for collisions
>student beaten to death with sticks over a small amount of money
I fucking hate Canada so much
god i hate going to a community college
Josh ?
>"modern" movie takes place at college
>College kids hang out at a coffee bar watching slam poetry and snap when it's done
Out of touch boomers..
Shut up bitch. Virgin shaming is literally worse than racism.
Incel-b-gone
I was too young when I went to uni. As a 23 yo boomer finally being socially adept I feel like I could have done it all better...
Chad’s muscles can’t stop bullets.
You'll be the first to leave then
this is an accurate depiction of many campuses
You're going to shoot some people? Is that all you little white nerds do nowadays?
>what is chicago
Little white nerds take down bigger foe all the time. I’d say they aren’t so little.
>Angry now he's realised all those hours at the gym won't save him from being shot at by literally anybody
You won't when it comes time to repay student loans. Trust me
>a darkie
>calling anyone violent
Mine had both. Also dogs that were rabid and terribly trained because they were neglected by faggots would get them to build an Instagram doggie account and take them around to classes as "emotional support animals".
>think university will be like my judeo-american movies
>it's actually just people getting drunk everyday and having sex with everything that moves
fucking jej
How does one become adept at socializing?
>movie takes place at a Feed and Seed
>see Sneed