What the fuck

What the fuck

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>Japanese
So it's fiction, then.

too big, too small or the dreaded square in a circle

it didn't say "won't fit because it's too big" user

>My wife's bull's penis won't fit

Ah, this must be the glorious degeneracy-free Nippon I have heard so much about

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it's really not that hard, the vagina is surprisingly small. my dick is only 6 inches and a little slimmer than a coke can and had many times where i couldn't go balls deep.

seems like a premise that wouldn't require many episodes

She is kinda cute. I may have to watch this.

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>netflix
DURR I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THEY KEEP MAKING SHIT I DONT LIKE. OH WELL TIME TO SEND THEM $11 MORE THIS MONTH

How does anyone still deny that Netflix is a degenerate, sex-obsessed cesspool?

a lot of women have a involuntary clenching of the vaginal muscles so you can't penetrate them and its not easily cured, thats probably what the show is about

Makes it pretty easy when obsessed people like you pop up making absurd arguments.

How are there any people still out there who don't realize that Netflix's in-house production team is full of degenerate lunatics actively pushing every hypersexualized depraved taboo from stuff like this all the way up to pedophilia? They're worse than regular Hollywood with how much satanic shit they pull behind the scenes, goddammit. They don't even hide it, ffs, how can you miss it?

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It shows you what you search for.

There is nothing degenerate about making love to your large penised husband

I had a gf who had this. Vaginismus.
Basically it sucked, and so did she

>J-drama
>Netflix
>degenerate
this is your brain on Yea Forums

4channel

>he watches other men fuck the women he likes
you are a literal cuck

>degeneracy-free Nippon

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>a lot of women have a involuntary clenching of the vaginal muscles so you can't penetrate them

I knew a girl with this, licked her clit for 10 minutes and it basically started sucking me in

I hung out with a girl in college who said she had this. She said she had to get a surgery before she could have sex.

>muh noble savages are pure
>please don't tarnish their innocence with your filthy civilization
You guys are just the same shit of tumblr. Stick to The Last Samurai or something

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She was lying to you.

Netflix are the vanguard of post-millennial Weimar.

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No one here said that....

>jewish tricks relating to Japan on the eve of the 2020 Olympics in Tokyo
they're so predictable

That's funny. I just downloaded a jav where a guy fucks his buddy's girlfriend but his cock gets stuck inside her and they're trapped until they go to the hospital.
Anyway, the title of that show is wholly inappropriate for a moon TV series. They'd have censored it to "d*ck".

>little slimmer than a coke can
Is this a meme?

some penises can actually be that thin. i was pretty surprised to learn that myself honestly.

I always thought I had a small cock, but when I actually got to fuck a girl, I realized that their baginas are even smaller and my dick looks monstrous next to it. Or maybe the girls I've fucked had really small cunts.

>noble savages
that's what makes them awesome though

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A normal human hand cant even form a perfect thumb to finger grasp on a coke can.

what's your point

I don't think they're actually pushing an agenda. I just think a lot of the people who write/direct this shit are literal cucks and get off on it.

Any of you boys ever had your dick bleed cause that shit was so tight and you just went in raw dog and too hard

That's a giant width

I can't find any information on this show

i'm sorry user, but are you a girl? that might explain why you don't know this, but that's a completely average width among men.

>My Husband's Duck Won't Fit
now that's a show i'd watch

Wait, so you're a dicklet AND a handlet? My condolences, user.

It literally says ちんぽ right on the image

No user

What the fuck is wrong with you

It would say ちOぽ

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that's cause her vag was so dry
not tightness

why is japan's birthrate such a big deal? it's declining but it's far from being the worst decline globally.

the absolute FUCKING STATE of handlets
Bet you can't grasp a basketball in one hand hahahaha

if japan's birthrate is allowed to decline and then japan solves it through automation, the global narrative of migration for the sake of sustaining economies will be permanently destroyed

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Netflix is more than $11/m.

Nigga i used over half a bottle of lube.

wow, a show about me haha

fucking christ

>6 inches a little slimmer than a coke can
this nigga got a cube penis lmao

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Have you ever seen any Japanese TV or movies?

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God I wish I were that octopus.

FTFY

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She's cute.

why are japanese "people" so ugly

>ugly

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you don't like their skull shape I guess

Excuse me, Satan but the correct term is a "cupcake dick"

Name me one good jdrama

boku no pico

Erased was pretty good. Kind of Stephen King-y and the mom was hot.

What's even funnier is that that scene serves LITERALLY zero purpose to the plot and has nothing to do with anything else in the movie.

island people, same as brits

based brainlet

isn't america like half nonwhite, it hardly seems forced to have a mixed race affair

if
cope

>fiction
More like reality

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what movie is this?

Is your dick bigger than a newborn baby? No? Than it can fit - you just need to try hard enough,

I really don't. It's only European peoples that seem to have skulls not shaped like apes.

Maybe he got rejected because he looks like a salaryman in his fucking 30s, not a highschool student.

Impossible 2: the Impossibling

Source on the bottom panel

It's literally Brazil in the making. Can't wait for nu-USA to fade into irrelevance while European and Asian countries take over, since nobody takes spics seriously.

god bros, imagine being Asian male
>penis so small, its basically your pinky when hard
>why don't they just wrist themselves

>European
Europe is going to be minority white before the U.S.

>having to explain your feelings like you're on the conference call
Yikes.

oh yeah? got some sort of time machine?

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lolno, Euro countries will eventually split and wage wars against each other like Balkan and Caucasus countries, which are also "diverse" in some of the worst ways. But once those conflicts settle they can still recover. Unlike muricans, who either can live in some tiny communities which will eventually have to fight for their survival like in South Africa, or embrace the change and join the muttening.

When they get older they are disgusting and the most wrinkly human being on earth

Don't need one.

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some girl from the isle of mann

wow amazing source, if you read the actual study it is actually talking about people with a migration background which is not in any way the same as non-white, poles would be considered in the category, as would people born in Germany whose parents were from another EU country

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Right. This is why so many Euro countries by law no longer maintain race-based census statistics. Because it's all good.

not an argument, I don't know if germany does or doesn't, france hasn't since the revolution, it's not to do with hiding stats. I gave you numbers taken from the US census and you gave me shit

>and you gave me shit
>hurr, why haven't you quoted census stats from countries that refuse to keep them?

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>My Husband's Penis Won't Fit (J-drama)
I knew Asian women were tight, but this is ridiculous!

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>I don't know if germany does or doesn't,
And they don't.

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I talked to one of the drivers in a limo company out of LA who is coincidentally black.
And he mentioned literally this which is stated in the pic.

LOL

I'm white and my dick is like 3.5 inches. And i'm not a virgin. AMA.

>people moving in lowers population decline
Wow, this is big news to me. Thank you guardian!

it appears they do, these data are from destatis, which is a government agency, this is 2017
the fuck does LA have to do with germany?

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I'd fuck third from bottom

Not a drama but Blue Blazes is weeb comedykino.

>where i couldn't go balls deep.
I'm 6 inches as well. It's just a matter of position. I've had some women tell me "You can go deeper" then I've had other moments where I could literally feel my dick hitting their cervix.

>implying penis size varies significantly between races
source?

MAjority of immigrants in Germany have an european background, dumbass

Stop projecting, amerishart

rekt 'n' chekt

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LOL but I don't mind this because I hate germany and all of mainland europe.

The fuck do you think porn is, you coon

>nobel savages
This meme always makes me laugh because the Japanese are what happens when a literally sadistic culture hides its brutality with a thin veneer of civilization. The Nazis get a lot of shit for the Holocaust, but Camp 741 makes Josef Mengele look like Mr. Rodgers

Are german girls good gfs?

I'd rather have "My Wife's Penis Won't Fit."

"My Wife's Daughter's (Male) Penis Won't Fit"

top kek
>eurocucks literally have to lie to themselves so they can continue to shit on murica
I guess when your national pastime is comparing your country to the US you will use underhanded tactics to feel better about it.

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>tfw first gf had this issue
>she was way out of my league, enough to the point where guys would congratulate me when they found out we were dating
>never got to lose my virginity to the hottest girl I dated

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that's not how it works

Isn't this the same plot of the Elven Bride hentai?

Do you not know how birthing works user?

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Similar thing except my gf was asexual, she literally was never horny and I didn't learn that until I was too emotionally invested.

Thank god she left me after 4 years, my new gf is way better

Just exactly like my h-doujins.

>this

Funny thing is my gf has vaginismus, while I can't stay hard with a condom on, so we just kind of diddle each other with our hands.

It’s funny how people love to call men gay for shit like this. Why you would stay with a fucking bean flicker for 4 years is beyond me

I wasn't in a good head space at the time and didn't realize how toxic she was until after

I'm not beta I swear, but I really thought that's what a good relationship was like and it had its moments but I'm glad its over.

>degeneracy-free Nippon
No western degeneracy=/=degeneracy-free

Seems pretty typical for Netflix Japanese originals. Nips go off the rails when given creative freedom. Pic related made me feel like I got put on a watchlist after watching the second episode. It's an extremely pretty show though. Some of the most stylish direction I've ever seen in a show of it's kind with some good character study. Although it may get tiring watching terrible people continuously make stupid decisions.

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your country isn't your country anymore hans, enjoy the future you chose

MURI MURI MURI

hibana sparks was kinda fun

ABE

>REPRODUCE

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jdramas are retarded fun

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I’m sorry user, I’ve in your situation minus the no sex thing. Being lonely doesn’t help either. Do you think she might’ve actually been gay? I have a theory that society doesn’t acknowledge the existence of closet lesbians because straight women are secretly scared of gay women. I’m thinking of writing an editorial on it

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Japan is importing 200k poo in loos
Last time i tried my Visa to Japan they asked so much stuff i couldn't bother to fill all the requests i just gave up

POO IN LOO CAN GO, I CANNOT

Yes if you are also a girl

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Nah, look at the history of Rhodesia and South Africa. It was only with two superpowers pressuring them did they fail.

Provided China doesn't bully the US too hard over the next 200 years, balance will be restored one way or another.

>and a little slimmer than a coke can

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JESUS

Why DO island people look so weird?

I've "read" several manga with that plot.

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Possibly, I honestly regret losing my virginity to her, I thought I loved her but she really never took the time for me and really treated me like I was a side project, my current GF is so fucking nice to me and supportive I had no idea this is how a real relationship is supposed to be.

I'm in a much better place mentally now though, I didn't think I was so fucked up until I met this girl honestly. I'm trying to improve myself now but damn the last few years were rough, especially since my ex was toxic as shit.

Also, Sam Hyde has the best guide for curving toxic people, disconnect then ghost. Don't try to tell them yourself because it's nothing but a big fucking battle.

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Japan may have issues, but the population shrinking from ~125 million to a slightly less enormous ~85 million is not a disaster for anyone but perhaps the financial elite

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1st one is cute tho

kek

Wrong

never tried to compare but i believe mine is like a cucumber, coke can? wtf only Amy from TD2 would accept that

>get an english degree
>get a teaching/masters in english if you're feeling motivated
>get into japan for free always

granted the english teaching is more a cultural exchange program, you won't really be able to carve out a classroom niche or anything, but you do get to live in japan

Do Japanese women really like their men feminine? It's so bizarre to see.

Based and penispilled

nice blogpost, faggot

don't base it on a fucking show retard
>tv don't like bane

I was replying to the user, didn't mean to blogpost but hey sometimes it helps other people.

The death of an entire continent is happening right before our eyes, and that's a good thing!

Yes it is, when 50 of that 85 million are far too old to work.
It's extremely taxing on the system and the people that have to take care of them.

There's a reason everyone is worried.

yes, their male idol/actors look boyish even at age of 30

>Germany doesn't see race
true, they only see Germans vs. foreigners and treat all foreigners like niggers

>a little slimmer than a coke can

You've got a micropenis.

The average penis is a least as big as a pringles can.

Island people are usually inbred... since they're isolated on an island. Any examples of a hot island nation? What about that one ethnic group where they killed all the ugly people?

Pic for reference

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LOL WHAT'S ECONOMICS?

That sounds like that one old hentai anime about frigid girl. It involved sister of the girl dicking her with strap on, to stretch her vagina and ready her for sex.

Europe doesn't have a national pasttime because it isn't a nation

Who /BigDick/ here?

>Above average dick size
>Had this exact problem with every Asian girl I've had sex with

It's seriously not a joke. One was 5'0" and it took 10 minutes to ween myself into her (even though she was wet). My ex (white) couldn't even take my dick fully without it hurting her.

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Serious post:
Imagine glorious future, where Japanese porn is uncensored, Korea unbans porn and theres openly porn of their plastic idols, and China stops being prude and embarasses their history of sex and billion chinese flood porn

It'd probably destroy the western porn industry. The Chinese and Korean camgirls are 100000x hotter than most white women, especially pornstars/camwhores.

>Feminine looking
>Not trashy
>Great bodies
>No tattoos or piercings

yeah but cheap housing

he is talking about society collapse because government gibs to old people and social programs (Neeto, invalid people etc...)

Because asian men are basically women already. There wasn't much the doctor had to do.

Also on Netflix, just as a heads up, if you're thinking about watching pic related and you're a guy, make sure you're white. Otherwise you'll be mad lol.

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10/10
Hope to encounter more posts from you in the future

>asian women are pu-
yikes

It's nothing but schoolgirl crushes. She's a mega nerd who writes love letters to white boys she likes but then never gives them to any of them. Then one day something happens, the boys get the letters and you can't believe what happens next!

Dude same.

My ex told me to stop and I was barely like 3 inches in.

I'm scared of sex, big dicks are nice to look at but sex with one is honestly not that good.

We are trying our best to catch up, but you mutts have a 20 years lead on that.

I'm over 7 inches in length and 5.5 girth
I've always been able to balls deep a girl.
A coke can? What the fuck dude?

Help. My yellow fever is flaring up again.

that doesn't seem as bad as what the swedes are watching

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More like its users are degenerate and sex-obsessed. They just comply with what the market wants.

A Liter of tears

youtube.com/watch?v=3-U8C3Q1eVM

>cue white males seething and going into stereotype word salads because an Asian male was sexual

lmao typical

you call that shitposting?
come back when you fucking kick an entire country off this site like us real aussies ya fucking dumb dog cunt

This happened to me with my first gf. She was a virgin. This phenomenon is purely psychological. She was raised without a father, was not accustomed to masculine affection, petrified of her hymen snapping and disgusted by her vagina when she got wet. I only ever fit the tip in and even then she was in pain. Of course some months after we broke up she got plowed to the hilt by a complete stranger on some beach whilst vacationing with friends. All women are whores

Women need BBC to break their virginity.

Yes netflix, which was made by a literal descendant to the jew freoud is definitely not pushing anything, why would a jew ever do taht haha

Japan giving free shit to old people is what caused this mess.
That and central banking.

wtf are you amerimutts smoking
you already are minority white noe, the worst europe has is france that is 30% non european

This is really sad for a drama

Sweden, for the love of god, get your shit together.

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>based on a true story
well shit

Does the j stand for Jewish or Japanese?

Japanese obviously. Why would it be Jewish? The title doesn't mention the dick being mutilated.

Is the show hot or not?